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You know, they’ll find you eventually.

wut givez me awai?

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  1. carosue says:

    but teh vet offis will be klosed!

  2. pj perry says:

    SEVERE SPLORT ALERT!!!

  3. nightshayde says:

    *kicks hur ‘puter*

  4. Frurry says:

    ohnoes, teh eyeses an teh pinkeh nos *SPLORT*

    • Hmm, ai nawt gno yu, but cannawt leeb ennywun splorted lyk this!! :D

      *sweepee sweepee teh brayns intu neet pyle*
      *rinse an rehydrate teh braynes wif lemming-flavured sparklee waters*
      *caerfully scoop teh brayns back intu teh braynium*
      *jigsaw-puzzlol teh braynium peesis back tugevver*
      *sn-nap awn teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
      *dukkeetaype dukkytaype dukkytaype wif lello dayglo taype*
      *wrap in flooffeh cheezmap blankkit an gib hawt chokklit an chokklit Canadagoose fur rebilding teh brayn sells*

    • cweenmj says:

      *Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
      *It b bat tree operated.*
      *Turnz it on adn deh splort biktimz braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
      *deh kraniul kabitee.*
      *A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
      *Bictim b rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
      *Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
      ♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
      *flyz owt agin*

  5. catena says:

    dis wuz dere, den nawt, den heer ehgen.
    lyk teh kittehs, teh LOLs ken disappurayt!

  6. grmawgs says:

    Cant just swepe ebreefing undur da rug.

  7. momchan says:

    AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! TEH EYESES, TEH EYESES, SOOOOOO CYOOT……

    **SPLORT**

    • cweenmj says:

      So menny splortz.
      *slidingz down fred wif teh CCC.
      *Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
      *Scoop, scoop, scoop.
      *Tuk, tuk, tuk,awl deh braynez bak in deh hed noaw.
      *Pulling on deh CHRG, dis 1 b habbing deh punkinz
      *Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
      Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
      heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
      Rest up, u b fine soon!

    • 8O
      *pantpant*
      *runs ober wif teh nawt-sekkund aid kit*
      *sweepee sweepee teh brayns intu neet pyle*
      *stops breeflee tu catch breff*
      *rinse an rehydrate teh braynes wif orinj-flavured sparklee waters*
      *caerfully scoop teh brayns back intu teh braynium*
      *jigsaw-puzzlol teh braynium peesis back tugevver*
      *sn-nap awn teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
      *dukkeetaype dukkytaype dukkytaype wif orinj dayglo taype*
      *wrap in flooffeh cheezmap blankkit an gib hawt chokklit an… uhoh, teh NSAK iz owt uv teh choklit fur rebilding teh brayn sells!!*
      *runs arownd in a flannik*

  8. missmeow says:

    Utter kitteh goez to grate links to git owt of goin to teh v-e-t.

  9. anya says:

    Kitteh is vey vey KONSURND for you.

  10. Deer Mz AwlTehAnsursInnaWhirrld,
    Trick an Cory haz taked ober awl teh cowch sept spayse fur wun hyoomin between tehm… Loki iz in Seanya’s puter chair… ai sumhao haz mine. Attempts tu moov kittehs rezults in a stranje jelatinuss stayt taht bery berry hard tu get ahold uv! Iz we onlee howsehold taht haz this kind uv problim?
    –sin seerlee, NowhairTuSit

    • rhsb says:

      Deer NowhairTuSit,

      U iz nawt teh onlee wun wif dat problum. I finkso awl kittehs do dis.

      I nawt has dat problum, butt wut I nawt unnerstand iz how 2 kittehs dat nawt way twelbe pownz 2gedder can sownd lyk a futbawl teem wen runnin up oar down teh stares!

      -Sin seerlee, FloofyKittehWeekniss

    • Deer NowhairTuSit
      Ai wanna noe whai when dere is teh whoal bed wun kitteh haz tu lai rite up aginst wun saide ov mai legs an teh otter kitteh haz tu lai rite up aginst tehy otter saide ov mai legs. Ai iz pinned!!

    • OnleeKitteh says:

      PK: no – dis hause wif only wun kitteh dat can streeeeeeeetch to fitz many plaises. When ai try to lift him, he bekumes boneless and slides all ober da plais. Why dey do dat? To keep from being movified. Anuver kitteh rule.

  11. Draconic Kitteh says:

    no dey won’t! yu’ll attrakkt dey’re attenshun, adn dey won’t ebben fink abbowt finkink meh!


    ..
    .

    *SPLORT!!*

    (itt haz bin a lawng thyme sinse ai’z dun dat…..ai’z awlmoast misseded itt…)

    • DK!!!

      *runrun ober*
      *sweepee sweepee teh brayns intu neet pyle*
      *rinse an rehydrate teh braynes wif stawberi-flavured sparklee waters*
      *caerfully scoop teh brayns back intu teh braynium*
      *jigsaw-puzzlol teh braynium peesis back tugevver*
      *sn-nap awn teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
      *dukkeetaype dukkytaype dukkytaype wif pink dayglo taype*
      *wrap in flooffeh cheezmap blankkit an gib hawt chokklit an chokklit beevur fur rebilding teh brayn sells*
      Nawt luk at cyoot until yu has recobered, otay?

  12. Jeremy says:

    Ai wuld lub eet if dis ditteh finded meh!! Butt(!) ai alredy haz wun byootimus kitteh, and dat is enuf foar meh.

    Ai is awf tu watch teh GI Joe moovie, den ai will bee bak fur postifyin’!!

    *waves bye-bye, but runs into da wall cuz he is nawt lukin where he is goin’*

    OOF!!

    *slinks awai bashfullee*

  13. rhsb says:

    Butt, sometymez iz NESESSAREE to hidin unner teh bed!

  14. Kitteh_Kat_Celia says:

    Teh pinkie nosie!

    The widdle pawzies!

    *SPLORT*

    • *wandurs back wif gnu supplies*
      Ohnoes! Moar splorts!!!

      *sweepee sweepee teh brayns intu neet pyle*
      *rinse an rehydrate teh braynes wif lime-flavured sparklee waters*
      *caerfully scoop teh brayns back intu teh braynium*
      *jigsaw-puzzlol teh braynium peesis back tugevver*
      *sn-nap awn teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
      *dukkeetaype dukkytaype dukkytaype wif green dayglo taype*
      *wrap in flooffeh cheezmap blankkit an gib hawt chokklit an chokklit pololar bare fur rebilding teh brayn sells*
      Nawt luk at cyoot until yu has recobered, otay?

  15. Ohai, cheezfwends!
    Ais twyin berry berry hard, but dis kitteh haz teh major cyootness!
    Must not splort, must not sport, must not splort!
    Oh noes! Darnit! Ai cantz hep it!

    *splort*
    sowy!

  16. mimi says:

    ssoooooo CUITE!!!!!

  17. Ivory Bill says:

    Teh cheezpeepz hadd dun lastid awl dai
    An no 2-2-2 kyoot kittehs hadd comm dere wai
    Dey wuz reddy 4 hoam, 2 nom an get sacked
    Dey maded it froo teh dai wif dere brainz stil intacked.

    But N-O-O-O-O Noes Noes Noes
    Teh Cheezburgerz seds
    Wee likez 2 c brainz
    Splort outta da cheezpeepulls heds.

    So dey put upz teh pickshur
    Ob a kat impozziblee kyoot
    An dey noded dat R brainz
    Owt ob R heds dey wud shute.

    Ya, da brainz on da wall
    Dey maded sushamest
    Wunce dey wuz cleened upz
    De peepz neededed dere rest.

  18. rhsb says:

    Dis kitteh luuks alot lyk 3km’s LucyCat. :-)

  19. TehRumpusKitteh says:

    Teh kitteh iz hidin frum teh piggeh floo, aifinkso. Himz haz teh ryte ideer, aifinkso. *hidez wif teh kitteh an stares at teh beautimous kitteh owtside* No moar piggy floo, pleezanfankyew. *shudders*

  20. Gud nyte, cheezfrenz, iz orf tu bed fur me! Bizzy day tumorro, gotta go rownd an gib Feline Harmony stuffs tu vet clinics an stuffs. See yu inna moarning! Sweet dreems uv kyoot fluffeh kittens!

  21. Jeremy says:

    Much gud luk wif teh Feline Harmony!! Yu will du great, aifinkso!! And Jewel sez “Meow!!” (translayshuns: “I agreez wif him”)

  22. Jeremy says:

    Ai just watched teh G.I. Joe moovee…..ai lieked et because et remindeded meh uf teh toys when ai wuz a littlol kitteh. Ai hoap teh do annudder wun…teh storylien is interestin’ tu fink about. Oh well….et es tiem foar moar sleepies foar meh. Gud nite, awl cheezfrens!

    *waves bye-bye, butt(!) luks dis tiem whare he is goin’*

  23. carotte says:

    . . . . . . . . .. . . . ……….wat?.. ..

  24. Johnny Twinkletoes says:

    Gets a 5 just for how creeped out I am by this kitteh. *little girl’s voice* “Theey’re gonna fiiind youuu”

  25. mugglemary says:

    >ahem>
    iz middel ob nite, but ai haz tew dew it
    skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
    pinkee nozie! pinkee pinkee pinkee!
    too liddel white paws togedder!
    skweeeeeeeeeeeee!
    >okay ai is dun nao<

  26. Dis kitteh prolly noes dat ahm cumin 2 still him :D

  27. Sue says:

    nod if yu dun say nuddin. *glairs*


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