Comments on: Failure To Launch:

By: Jim A

Jim A — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:11:52 +0000

buttrax – not just for carpets

By: catena

catena — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:22:02 +0000

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:49:54 +0000

Ohai, OnleeKitteh – I has put it on mah Krismaus list! I lubs teh storeh of Sully and teh Miracle on the Hudson. Teh pikshor of those peeplols standing on teh wings wayting to be saved – I finks it wuz teh best gnus pikshor of teh yeer! Givings me chills just to fink abowt it . . .

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:08:57 +0000

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:08:23 +0000

Speeking ov pikchoors, tho – Ai *hoep* Salleh iz gonna sho me hao to up?down?what?load them into mai pewter – an tehn yoo can see mai pikchoorz.

SUM ov tehm ar triffik! An ai think yool reelee reelee laik them!!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:05:41 +0000

DeerMushBrayneSweetPea,

Yoo MITE hav told mee sumthing reelee funnee – wunz – but ai cannawt say fur shur – cuz ai dont remembrrrr.

Yur Frend,
JanetCanHasMushyBrayns

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:02:19 +0000

JanetCHManyK, i *know* i had something vedy,vedy, funny to tell you but I cannot remember what it was. pleh. me bwaiyn is teh mush.
*brightens*
Maybe I already toll’d you it, and forgot?!
*ratzenfratzenbrain muttersophiemuter*

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:54:00 +0000

Pikchoors??? YOo can haz pikchoors???

WE can see pikchoorz??

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:53:02 +0000

Hit a sammun????

Ai’ll bet THATduzznt happen verree offen!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:49:17 +0000

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:13:49 +0000

Mawnarayl kat
b-leevz sumfin iz missin.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:07:15 +0000

Yass dem iz dansing tu rayze teh munnies tu bai teh noo improoved CCC aifinkso. Teh wun wif teh awtomayted debr urr desplorting stayshunz. Anna nascar enjin.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:59:47 +0000

I figgered dey muss b teh raindearz, nawt hoarsiz, cuz hoarsiz nawt can flie…
.
…Unless da hoarsiz gallup n2 da wind, pullin da woodin playn onna lawng roap, n da playn flyz liek uh kyt oar sumfin…
.
…Oar ebben beddurer —
uh chikkin-powrd ayrplayn

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:54:52 +0000

Izza gud fing u an ur huzbin get alawng well, cuz dere be no room foar u to hiding frum him!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:54:40 +0000

Well, sumwun haz 2!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:53:52 +0000

at my howse sum fings are running slo, but ifinkso iz cawz my older boi iz hogging all teh internets werking frum home an playing games an stuffs. him iz mooving owt on fridegg, so tehn we will habbing owr internets bakk.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:52:16 +0000

Hoam iz wair wii park it.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:51:43 +0000

Fankeez.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:51:06 +0000

“Hoam iz ware ur kittehs be.”

By: willy boy

willy boy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:49:51 +0000

anti emjay….anti emjay! —– there’s no place like home!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:47:53 +0000

I gibbed hur a belleh rub foar u, my cween.

Hur lykes belleh rubs!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:46:47 +0000

Deh fyremenz iz dansin tunite???!!!????

* I must fixifying mai hairz, adn putting on deh kewt klothez.
*runz tu git reddy fur deh dans.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:45:10 +0000

Awww….. plz tu gibbing hur a gentlol patting on deh hed frum hur anty mj.

By: willy boy

willy boy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:44:13 +0000

wel ai kant sea yu frum hear soe mehbe yu r inbiziblol……

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:43:54 +0000

no, I iz not now. but I wuz….. stoopee WP iz messin wif mii….. Wair iz dat DawnKey?? I needz hur tu gib WP a hoofin!!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:43:14 +0000

I finkso teh liddlol gray kitteh curloled up nexst to me awn teh cowch has teh rite eyedea.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:42:37 +0000

Iz I inbiziblol??

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:40:23 +0000

Ifinso dat b deh truth……. I duzn’t bleev deh pile~ut adn deh ko-pil~ut wuz so bizzy wif deh lappytopz dat dey ignorifyed deh ATC cawlling dem. Ifinso dat dey bof fawllinged asleep.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:33:45 +0000

Why dey nawt can danse FOAR me?

Dey prolly hazza tyred too. Dey wuz owt purty laet teh uthur nite, deelin wif teh fyre alarm dat wented awf in teh bildin in frunt of my complex.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:30:48 +0000

See?!? I TOWLD U himz wuz teh nappin in flyt!!

By: West River rat

West River rat — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:30:21 +0000

U nawt can hazza tyred. Teh Fyremanz dans dans dans iz tunite!!! Who will teh fyremanz dans wif if U iz napping?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:26:54 +0000

**Red comez in an plops awn teh cowch**

Whew! I hazza tyred.

I can has bakayshun agin? Dis hole werkin-foar-a-libbin fing be foar teh burdz!

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:24:32 +0000

Let teh gud tiems rololol!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:18:05 +0000

Well, himz nawt arownd now, mebbee u kud go tu himz howse adn liberating it!

By: willy boy

willy boy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:16:31 +0000

woan dat luk gud onna rezoomeh!

yesh ai haz an pee aich dee inn Cheezpeeplology

By: Duffy

Duffy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:14:47 +0000

Is a gud fing dat AlmostDrC is studifieng is. I has a prowd, becuz we ar smart an funnee an frenlee. Mebee if she tells lots of uther peeps taht we can has gud tiems becuz we has onlee rule “play nise” mebee they will lurn how to has gud times too!

By: West River rat

West River rat — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:09:02 +0000

U can aksess teh intertubes inna awto ifn U wantz tu spend teh munnees. Aifinkso teh cween duz it awl the tyme.

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:07:24 +0000

fierfox is always slow for me!

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:04:40 +0000

*ahem*
U knows, ackshully, that was MAI chare…. GP givved it to me, can’t remember wut for… and then, he just ~~ran away with~~ borrowed it, an never givved it back…..

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:03:08 +0000

Aifink tihs studyfying no can has autos coz it bee awl bai intertubes.

By: miniminsmum

miniminsmum — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:55:38 +0000

Cheezpeeplology???

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:52:00 +0000

Ohai, Almost-Dr. Chelleycat! Welkum tu u! Ai bee studint tu thoe nawt ov cheezpeep!

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:50:51 +0000

Well, fangyu berry much…I has an honored to meetid yu! I doan gitto plai much innymoar….*sigh* real life pleh, yu noes!

By: nennepus

nennepus — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:50:41 +0000

*snikr*
wunce upon a long tiem ago, onna playn frum detroit to baltimore – the flite attendunt said about the oxygen masks: If ur trabelling wiffa child or somewun behavin liek wun, pleas attach ur own mask before helping the otters…

By: Italiana

Italiana — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:44:41 +0000

itz onlee tukked mih a minnit untyl ai knood tehy wuz nood …

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:41:57 +0000

xamining wutz under deh finnernailz
Yawning
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

By: Italiana

Italiana — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:36:21 +0000

ohai tu yu, CrazyOld Lady! Ai du nawt finkso taht we haz mett – *extendz floofy paw uv frendshipz tu CrazyOldLady* … iz gud tu meowtchu!

By: catena

catena — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:35:15 +0000

dat mus bii eh slow playn, pulld bii teh hoarsez…

By: West River rat

West River rat — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:35:09 +0000

Ai dunno bowt dat.

When Ai wented tu alaska, yess ai saw rusha, teh playne ai wuz awn had tu wait inna air cuz teh playne dat taeked awf befoar wii wuz gunna land hitted a sammun.

Teh leeglol eaglol dropped it awn the big Noizee burdee dat scairt itz bebehs Aifinkso.

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:34:41 +0000

Oh yeah…doze are teh NEKKID peeps!