Failure To Launch:
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skidd marx!
Congrats catena!
Othx! wii bii tyd!
Congrats to yoo, catena! I duz teh tabbeh dantz in yor honor!
Ah – tabbehs to teh left! And tabbehs to teh RITE! Ah – pik up those pawz nao, kittehs! Awl in a line, kthx, and KIK!!!
tabbeez tu teh leff awf mii
tabbeez tu teh rite awf mii
entu teh vallee awf tabbiez
royd teh 600
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Hab 2 trie hardur…
Takeoff aborted…
Ai hayte it wen dat happenz!
Jus doan make me go fru kustums agin, plskthx!
Um, we awl wunz to noes – did joo pak yor own luggij? Or did sum uther shady perzon or sumwun elz unbenownst to yoo pak it for yoo? Did yoo accept enny pakkijes frum stranjers? Pleez to fess up rite nao iffn yoo did!
Pleez to tayk orf yor shoos and unpak yor compooter. And display awl yor likwids in a baggie pleez, kthx! Iffn yoo has a likwikd in a contayner bigger than 3 ownciz, yoo will be arresticated and shot on the spot, kthx, nao back to owr regularly skejuled programming. *returns to mewzak over teh intercoms*
whut ai wants to know is ifn you has to unpack eberyfing – why pack inna nawt-sekund place? You just has to pack it all again.
tower…ai iz abortink taikawf…
deres an burdie awn mai left
No, nawt teh dredded burd stryke! Abort! Abort!
Like they say, eagles may soar, but weasels doan git sukt into jet enginz!
:snerk: I hadn’t heeringed dat wun!!!
Ai dunno bowt dat.
When Ai wented tu alaska, yess ai saw rusha, teh playne ai wuz awn had tu wait inna air cuz teh playne dat taeked awf befoar wii wuz gunna land hitted a sammun.
Teh leeglol eaglol dropped it awn the big Noizee burdee dat scairt itz bebehs Aifinkso.
Hit a sammun????
Ai’ll bet THATduzznt happen verree offen!
Neevur dew turkeyz…
Ohai, CrazyOldLady! {{{COL}}} It wuz so nyce to meeting yoo last week!
Ohai, hunnybunny!! I still has a happy just remmemmerin bout it!
Pikchoors??? YOo can haz pikchoors???
WE can see pikchoorz??
JanetCHManyK, i *know* i had something vedy,vedy, funny to tell you but I cannot remember what it was. pleh. me bwaiyn is teh mush.
*brightens*
Maybe I already toll’d you it, and forgot?!
*ratzenfratzenbrain muttersophiemuter*
DeerMushBrayneSweetPea,
Yoo MITE hav told mee sumthing reelee funnee – wunz – but ai cannawt say fur shur – cuz ai dont remembrrrr.
Yur Frend,
JanetCanHasMushyBrayns
Speeking ov pikchoors, tho – Ai *hoep* Salleh iz gonna sho me hao to up?down?what?load them into mai pewter – an tehn yoo can see mai pikchoorz.
SUM ov tehm ar triffik! An ai think yool reelee reelee laik them!!
wii has sukkd een dere, kiyoeteez, eh hoars….
et wuz an DUK!!!
oar mayB an goos …
Noe, a kanayjun goos!
… oar mayB eeben a Hawaiiaiiaiiaiian nene …
butt it woz shurely photoshopped
**strikes gremlin**
**fliez awf wiffa kwikness, aboyding ayreplains**
*hollers for Sully, hoo lands us safely in teh Hudson River* Whew! That wuz a klose wun! *stands on plane wing, waiting for a water taxi* Um – TAXI!!???
Mebbe u haz bedder luk kawling fur FYREMENZ!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!??
Sawree, awl the fyremenz are halpin teh pour pour burdie (which hoom wud be I) dat got stryked.
*pouts* Hey, yoo stryked meh furst!
Ownlee afftur yu tried tu suk me intu the plain injun!
Sully’s book is bery gud “Highest Duty” – ai readed it ober da weekend.
Ohai, OnleeKitteh – I has put it on mah Krismaus list! I lubs teh storeh of Sully and teh Miracle on the Hudson. Teh pikshor of those peeplols standing on teh wings wayting to be saved – I finks it wuz teh best gnus pikshor of teh yeer! Givings me chills just to fink abowt it . . .
houston, we have a probllolem
i think we need to spearmint more. Let’s cat apult the goggie so we can has more data on teh trajectory.
We dun cat-apulted goggie onna preebeeyuss LOL
Is wurse oar bettur tahn a probloom?
Is bedder than a algae bloom, dat’s all I noe.
ai faylded algaebloom in ohaiskule …
**snerk** gud wun, italiana!!
ohai tu yu, CrazyOld Lady! Ai du nawt finkso taht we haz mett – *extendz floofy paw uv frendshipz tu CrazyOldLady* … iz gud tu meowtchu!
Well, fangyu berry much…I has an honored to meetid yu! I doan gitto plai much innymoar….*sigh* real life pleh, yu noes!
Did we wears owr tayl off draggin it on teh tarmak???!??
Noe … milly-terry cat-fyter can haz taylhuk in teh STOWED puzishun win nawt b teh landin onna ayrkraft kerryer…
oar mayB itz goez strayt upz adn daoun laik a Harry err …
dere’z a OOH! SHINEY!! ober dair – ai nawt goen nowairz untel itz awlgoan …
Norfwest Aerlyn kitteh obber-chutes runwai cuzza himz nappin n flyt…
wuz nawt!!!
hims wuz:
Alurt an wurkin awn nommin skedjool
Burdie wachin
Callin hims mumkat
D…
Dilly-dallyin wif da koe-pylut
Eetin da aerlyn gushifuds
Fur-gittin dat aerlyn gushifuds is teh *PLEH*
G…
Desydun hao manee burgaz tu giff
Eggstendun teh flapz
Finkun abawt himz kittehz
Goun bii Wiskonsun fur eh luk
H…
Habbin a kone furr say shun
Inntrowdoosen hymselv tu teh pasunjurz
Jus skwermin arown in teh seet
Klappityklappin, jus caws
L …
Luking foar himz airplayn kees
Mixin up teh coktayles
Nommin teh in-flite fud
Openin teh saftee hatches
P….
Postin awn Failblog
Restin his ii’s
Surfin da innerwebz
T…
Typun on teh lapytawp (soe sez Onleekitteh)
Upendun effurreetink luken fur teh loss kwarta
Vewun teh nawtee bayrn douns.
Wundawon whii deyz poundun awn teh kokpitt doyr
X…
xamining wutz under deh finnernailz
Yawning
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
See?!? I TOWLD U himz wuz teh nappin in flyt!!
Ifinso dat b deh truth……. I duzn’t bleev deh pile~ut adn deh ko-pil~ut wuz so bizzy wif deh lappytopz dat dey ignorifyed deh ATC cawlling dem.
Ifinso dat dey bof fawllinged asleep.
Iz I inbiziblol??
no, I iz not now. but I wuz….. stoopee WP iz messin wif mii….. Wair iz dat DawnKey?? I needz hur tu gib WP a hoofin!!!
wel ai kant sea yu frum hear soe mehbe yu r inbiziblol……
typin onna lapytop aifinkso
Dis kitteh needs GP’s Acme Rocket Chare, aifinkso!
Whar is dat
annoyinkcyoot littlol piggeh, ennewai?*ahem*
U knows, ackshully, that was MAI chare…. GP givved it to me, can’t remember wut for… and then, he just
ran away withborrowed it, an never givved it back…..Well, himz nawt arownd now, mebbee u kud go tu himz howse adn liberating it!
Iz ennywun else hazzin problems wif ICHC loading sooper-dooper-slowlee? Ai iz on Fyrefawks wif AdBlock runnin & it still taeks nine-eber to load.
Wuz a leeedle bit sloe, but nawt dretful an Ai haz teh saem az u.
maybeh derz too manyz ICHC fanz on here? i no xpert tho. . .
i got no moar ideaz, thinking tho… still nothing
sorry still can’t think of what your problem might be…
Ai iz habbin dat prawlim tu! Iz pleh.
mii tu! but i iz hazzing deh PLEH kunnexshun at diz kampgrownd. Ebberting iz klonkee. …… ooooo….. dotz!
fierfox is always slow for me!
at my howse sum fings are running slo, but ifinkso iz cawz my older boi iz hogging all teh internets werking frum home an playing games an stuffs. him iz mooving owt on fridegg, so tehn we will habbing owr internets bakk.
Issa burd? Issa plain? Noe, is Soup(eet)er Cat!
Yay!! Ai is bak, is bloo, and ai can has dee-ess-ell!!! Partiee!!!!!
*in best nowncer over teh intercom voyce*
And we will attempt anuther takeoff in abowt twenny minnits.
Pleez to be shor yor seets is in teh uprite posishun, yor luggage is safely stowed in teh compartmints, yor seetbelts is bukkled, and yor lektroniks devices is turned off. We meenz it. Yez, even teh liddlol tynee devyces that yoo thinks we duzzint noes yoo has, and we means YOO in seat D42! Toyn it orf NAO!
Pleez to be shor yoo gnoes wher is teh klosest exit. It culd be in frunt of yoo or behynt yoo. If yoo ar sitting by an eggzit and yoo ar nawt prepared to halp reskyew uther peeplols, pleez to tell sumbuddy verreh kwik and yor seet will be reassigned to sumwun capable of a bit moar heroizm than yorself (yoo koward!).
And oh, in kayze of needing teh oxygin masks, teh masks will drop down frum teh ceeling and yoo shuld kayrfully attach it to yor fayze. Pleez to put on yor mask befoar halping teh purrson neggst to yoo.
And thank yoo for flying Tab-way Airlines! KthxNowHoldOnTite!
LOL!!! Flite instrukshun win, gremlin!!!
… teh in-flyt moo bee wil bih Kat Awn a Nawt-Koald Rufe … adn wih wil bih serven pakajus ov pee nutz adn bottlold waddur atz a kost of elebbenty munnies …
*clappity clappity!*
Gremlin, ifn’ u ever wanna come work for teh Amish Airways we would be glad to have thee.
*goes bak and reeds commints; collapsiz in a gigglol-fit* Mah fayvrit part wuz when teh “No Shunning” lite went on. Or off.
Oh and thank ye for flying teh frenlee skies. Thy stewardess shall nao approach thee offering thee servings of fresh Shoo Fly Pie. No alkyhaul on this flite but Cuzzin Miriam duz mayk a meen hard cider-lemonade, kthx! And itz wikkid-kold and gud!
*sitz kwietly waiting fur dhe Shoo Fly Pie*
dat mus bii eh slow playn, pulld bii teh hoarsez…
I figgered dey muss b teh raindearz, nawt hoarsiz, cuz hoarsiz nawt can flie…
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…Unless da hoarsiz gallup n2 da wind, pullin da woodin playn onna lawng roap, n da playn flyz liek uh kyt oar sumfin…
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…Oar ebben beddurer —
uh chikkin-powrd ayrplayn
Dat mayd mii LOL!
dey shud yuz dat, aifinkso.
sii hao lawng eet taykz yu tu figga dis aowt…
Oh yeah…doze are teh NEKKID peeps!
itz onlee tukked mih a minnit untyl ai knood tehy wuz nood …
*snikr*
wunce upon a long tiem ago, onna playn frum detroit to baltimore – the flite attendunt said about the oxygen masks: If ur trabelling wiffa child or somewun behavin liek wun, pleas attach ur own mask before helping the otters…
Cat-cat-cat af de jangle!
oh hai, I haz postifyinged a nowsmint on dhe Cryer dat b relavent tu ur intrestz. it b bowt a Ph.D. stewdint hoo b study~ifying us.
Study-ifying cheezpeeps
Cheezpeeplology???
woan dat luk gud onna rezoomeh!
yesh ai haz an pee aich dee inn Cheezpeeplology
ooh dats enerestink!
welkums an howdi doodee Almost-Dr-Chelleycat
Her nawt wantz tu studee teh doodee! Aifinkso NAWT!
Well, sumwun haz 2!
Datz kyool!
*setz abawt prettifyun herseff*
*GULP* Dis nawt inballbs dysick, dice sek, um, taykin uz apart tu studee our insydes, rite? RITE?
An, an, an, um, no porbes, rite? RITE?
yu has tu pae eggstra fur dat!
Whale, donut sai it sew lowd, ebereebawdee will want wun!
Diz not like deh Alien Awtopsy….. i hopez.
Aifink tihs studyfying no can has autos coz it bee awl bai intertubes.
U can aksess teh intertubes inna awto ifn U wantz tu spend teh munnees. Aifinkso teh cween duz it awl the tyme.
And, Ohai, Almost-Dr. Chelleycat! **extends culurful wing ov frenship**
Ohai, Almost-Dr. Chelleycat! Welkum tu u! Ai bee studint tu thoe nawt ov cheezpeep!
Is a gud fing dat AlmostDrC is studifieng is. I has a prowd, becuz we ar smart an funnee an frenlee. Mebee if she tells lots of uther peeps taht we can has gud tiems becuz we has onlee rule “play nise” mebee they will lurn how to has gud times too!
Let teh gud tiems rololol!
**Red comez in an plops awn teh cowch**
Whew! I hazza tyred.
I can has bakayshun agin? Dis hole werkin-foar-a-libbin fing be foar teh burdz!
U nawt can hazza tyred. Teh Fyremanz dans dans dans iz tunite!!! Who will teh fyremanz dans wif if U iz napping?
Why dey nawt can danse FOAR me?
Dey prolly hazza tyred too. Dey wuz owt purty laet teh uthur nite, deelin wif teh fyre alarm dat wented awf in teh bildin in frunt of my complex.
I finkso teh liddlol gray kitteh curloled up nexst to me awn teh cowch has teh rite eyedea.
Awww….. plz tu gibbing hur a gentlol patting on deh hed frum hur anty mj.
I gibbed hur a belleh rub foar u, my cween.
Hur lykes belleh rubs!
Fankeez.
anti emjay….anti emjay! —– there’s no place like home!
“Hoam iz ware ur kittehs be.”
Hoam iz wair wii park it.
Izza gud fing u an ur huzbin get alawng well, cuz dere be no room foar u to hiding frum him!
Deh fyremenz iz dansin tunite???!!!????
* I must fixifying mai hairz, adn putting on deh kewt klothez.
*runz tu git reddy fur deh dans.
Yass dem iz dansing tu rayze teh munnies tu bai teh noo improoved CCC aifinkso. Teh wun wif teh awtomayted debr urr desplorting stayshunz. Anna nascar enjin.
Mawnarayl kat
b-leevz sumfin iz missin.
buttrax – not just for carpets