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oooh – ducks!!
no – goosis…
no!!! loons!!
ooo… it b a ty! Hooray fur nennepus and pootyTat!!!
Off tu deh ty BOO Teek wif deh bof uv u!
Dere b lotsa pritty kitty fingz avaylablol! Deh pritty kitty tyz and skarvez, adn kitty-faised LOLeepopz adn bobblol-hedded kittyz and seh cheezland sno-globez. I finso dere b sum bobblol-hedded goosez tu, but then agin, dey mite b dukz!
oar a loon???
Ai fink I need a warm wintur skarf… is getting darker an coalder up heer – need to wrap myself intu sumfing warm!!
*puts a neberending pot of tee wif aplol an cinnanomnom onda tablol – along wif sum shortbreads and sum lemming merengue cuppycaeks – yesh, dey do maek yu merengue, they’re that gud!!!*
*marengayz ober tu deh tablol and samplolz deh nommeez adn deh T.
Fankeez nenne!!
Wut time duz deh sun kum up now wair u b at? Iz u far enuff norf tu haz deh dayz wif no sun at awl??? I don’t fink I kud standing dat….. but deh midnite sun in deh summer wud b neet!
O.o – lubbleh dansing!!!
the sun comes up at about 07:41 central yurup time – and down agin 16:19… at the darkest it’s up round 0900 and down at 1500… I has been up norf where the sun dussint get up – is a lubbleh bloo lite – but I’m glad it’s not like that here…
Conga rats nennpus and pootyTat! Oooo luk, cinnanomnom tee, ai LUBS dat at dis tiem ob yeer. Mae ai awlso taek wun ob deez lemming m… mmm MMM *cha cha cha* (o HALP mai feetz bee twichin bai demselves, and..)
*theLovecat twurlz craezilee aroun de rume, cinnanomnom tee wurlin aroun, merengue gettin farster an farster*
WheeeeEEEEE!
So hoo wnatz tu DANZ????
Weeeee!
o.O – there’s tee an caek ebrywere…
*shrugs – the YNGs will fix it*
o NOES!! caek ebbryware? hau CUD wee hab dun sush a fing?? *drawps moar crums sneekily*
o scyooz mee, YNGs, wee haz jus a liddlol problim heer…
(hei nennepus, gib dem sum ob de cuppcaeks, lessee iff dey can DARNS!!!)
umz… wth iz sauna?
WooHoo…bobblolololol heads…!!
Thanks my cween!!
Wif awl doo repsekt Nenne — Ifinkso dat U iz da LOON!!! Tee Hee (iz a joke…)
Akktooally, ifinkso dat da mostly ub us (soitenly mii) beez da loon … oat da loony … makes life moreer intearestin …
*nod nod nod*
Ai beg tu agree!!!
i think they’re goosis
Your goose will be cooked!!1!
Errr….MY goose??!
Canada’s Goose?!?!?
duk…duk…duk…GOOSE!!
*runz wildlee rownd teh cirkle*
*Chasez bluesfan and aaawwwwllllmost ketchez hur*
Dang!
Duk, duk, duk, duk, GOOOSE!!
*Runz rownd sirklol fastasican*
Leepz upz an chasiflies affer da Cween… oh iz shee fastee!!! *puff puff puff* I missed — otay heer goez … duk duk duk duk duk duk duk duk duk duk duk …… GOOSE! *run run run inna circol*
*sitz down wif a THUMP!*
Whew! I bairlee made it. *puff, puff, puff* I finso I noez y dis b a kidz game!!
yeah, those geese *better* duck!
*runs wildlee afturr BF* Hai Bf! -puff puff- Wy ar wii runnin?!?! -puff puff- Huh? Huh? Wy? -puff puff-
It b a kidz game— I copy dis frum gameskidsplay dot net
In this game, kids sit down in a circle facing each other. One person is “it” and walks around the circle. As they walk around, they tap people’s heads and say whether they are a “duck” or a “goose”. Once someone is the “goose” they get up and try to chase “it” around the circle. The goal is to tap that person before they are able sit down in the “goose’s” spot. If the goose is not able to do this, they become “it” for the next round and play continues. If they do tap the “it” person, the person tagged has to sit in the center of the circle. Then the goose become it for the next round. The person in the middle can’t leave until another person is tagged and they are replaced.
Ai remmemurz plaieeng dis gaym wen ai wuz a lilkitteh. Wii cawld teh midlol ov teh sir kol teh “pawt”, sinz if u wuz gotted, u enz up n teh pawt fur teh soop.
Iz a kupl ov Can Ada goosez, eh?
Hao much wil teh ovun…er, sawna kost? Wun loonee? A toonee?
*sneeksneeksneek*
*TAP* A/C awn teh hed
*skampurskampur awf gigglolin*
Ut oh, ai fergot…*TAP* Goose! *runrunrun*
Goosee-goosee gann-durr,
Wair shalz ai wann-durr,
Uppystarez, daounstarez,
Adn inz mai laydee’z …. ubben??!!
Hawnk! Hawk! Itz a trappz! Wih izz beeyin shanghighed!! Tehy is gooseynappurz!! Hedz foar teh hillzes!! Hawnk! Hawnk!!
dis be the goose – uhm, duck – no loon!!-spa day!!!
furst deers a trip to da restaurant tu be stuffed wif aplols, sage and wyte bredd – then to teh sauna and then we
serbsgives uwithsum niceside dishiesskin treetment…U’ll be gud enuff to eet!!!
okty4beingcooked…
They’re not Canada geese, actually. They appear to be the spectacularly endangered nene, or Hawaiian goose, the world’s rarest goose. So somebody tell that cat that he better not cook them, or he’ll be in big trouble.
I agree – nene (with leg bands!) That kitteh had best behave himself!
Teh kitteh haz teh smartz tu staying INside wenn such bigg birdz iz AWTside!
Wait! Is teh nenegoose related to nenepuss?
Welllllll … NenePuss iz a silly goose!!
snerk!
… jus hadded a fawt – adn ai knoes taht’z daynjermuss – deez myt jus beez teh gooses whut laiez teh gowlden eggeseseses!!
o.0
Mii Pebbles iz da meenee to mii BamBam sumtymes!! When dey haz da mousies furr fudz ta eet shee awlwaes steelifies BamBam’s mousie!! He piks a mousiee an jumps down wif it — Pebbs follows and baps heem onna da hed and takes heem mousiee!! BamBam goes bak an gets a noo mousie and Pebbs follows agin and BAPS heem onna da hed and steelz it AGIN!!
Ders enuf mousies furr boff an BamBam awlwaes gits heem share — butt he has to be BAPified furstest!! He jest luks at da Pebbles an liffs heem paw like maebee he gonna BAP hur – but den he jest puts heem paw down an wlakz awae …
Wen dey pway he boofs and bops hur and cwashes her to da gwound and chews onna hur– but wif da fuds Pebs iz da BAPer and BB iz da BAPee …
Kittez awlwayz haz deh soshul order fur deh portint stuffz, like nomz. But, in play time, enneefing goez!!
Oooh! Lookit teh cute jaguar lookin’ at teh robins!
Deyz nawt robins, dey is Kanajun geesseses!!!
Hey dis trool marsk iz nawt cumftabul to be whereing!
*pawnders a moment*
mebbee iz teh kanajun robinz!
iz kanayjun jagular hunting deh flyin skwirrlz!!
*mutters: silly peepz needz tu watch deh Aminlol Planit more.
tahtz a Flolridduh koogurr stawken flaminglolz!
hmm… nopes – is a wolvereen stawking a kaypurrkaylee…
ai is a leegull ayrowbeeks purrfeshunlol – so I nose thees fings!
STN!
Ai lived wunce were there wuz teh flying sq8uirol.ollos. U cud heer dem bashing frum branch tu branch N evergreen for rest. Wuz niftii.
That be a fox! And those bairds are bluejays!! Get it right…
*giggle*
em r endangers goosez. nene frum hawaiiz. dont eatz u goes to jailz.
Jail? U mean teh goosegow?
Oh, LCB!! I thankingz u fur deh clokz paige!! it lukz grate, yup, ifinso. U b sew smart and talonted. Fankeez!!
Thx vry much for thxing me vry much! I lurved ur song on teh last lol.
It was, as u know, a long, uphill battlol (both ways, in teh snow) to get something that worked onscreen wifout havening to click to another site, but victory is ours!
BTW, I has already updatified teh clock to include teh Newfindedland, as someone suggestified.
I sawed dat!
I glad tu noez dat awl dem watchez u
stoleborrowed wented tu such gud use!!Ai sekund (oar woz it minit oar eben hower) taht emoshun! Iz berri yooseful, yu iz teh genyus LCB!
Tehn ur gooz b cukked!
OMG. You people make me sad. FIRST you all talk like babies. THEN you photoshop pictures of Nenes to look like Canada Geese. THEN you’re evil enough to joke about EATING the poor endangered creatures…
For shame.
EEECCCCKKKKK!!!! a troll!!!!
*batbatbatbat*
OWEY OWEY OWEY!!! Ai is nawt a Tee-Arr-Ohh-Ell-Ell!!! Is me, GP!
Sry, ai forgotted tu taking awf mai Treeck oar Treeting mask!
oooh, sorry GP!!! *schmoo* have a strong drink and some of teh good candee
ooo yu has teh… *good* kandees???
* tremblols wib egg sight mint *
but but but LCB sed ai is nawt aloud tu has teh *good* kandees affer… teh bleech inseedunt.
* slow, sad hedshake *
*handz GP a spensib JeerADeli chokklit wen no wun b lukking*
* noms teh spensib chokklit wib a kwikness *
ssshhhh!!! don’t tell LCB
*sneeks GP teh good kandee*
* taeks teh gud kandees adn noms dem wib a kwikness *
hey Guys! sorry I missed the parties!
* get everyone a quick pet and a snorgel*
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kitteh may ask CBIFW (cloth-ed but intreeging fire womerns)
to aks teh doordown!
Don’t not to eat Nene Gooses. BIG HONKIN fine that kitteh cannot afford!
Dun no wut Nene Gooses r, but mos; gooses r MEEN n wud hurted da pore kitteh.
agreed! in collige, teh gooses wandered into teh campus wunce, and hissed at the policemen who tried to herd them back to theer pond.
*rubrubrub teh goosis/duks/loonz/robinz/wateberdosewingyfingsbe*
Wat? Noe, noe, dis nawt be barbiekuuw sawce…iz bery eggspensive…erm…. massaje oyle. Yep…massaje oyle.
Yesh, yesh, teh brwon shugur rub iz berry gud fur teh crispy, ai meen, sawft skin. *nods*
an wen you comes out, yu’ll be nice and tasty…. wait, did i saey tasty? i ment… um… er…. prettie…. yeah, prettie! 8)
Yupz – awl nais adn tann – jsut laik iff tehy hadded a nys vaykay shun inz Verri Sunnee Flolridduh
O hai, BF! That’s a lovely bloobird u has on ur hed.
**runz tu luk**
O hai, canaryhead. How u is today?
Ohai snickersoftlydogpatron! Aiz gud, furr a Mondai!
Hao yu iz?
I is teh present, but not accounted for.
Ai alwais lyke tu couwnt my presents. Speshullee at Crissmus tyme.
Datz nawt a bloobird! Iz yu blind?
ob korse nawt! It iz kleerly teh Canajian Goosurkey! Sillee LCB!
HONK HONK!!! *runs away gigglolinmadlee*
What breed of geese are these?
az menshunned abuv, deez b deh nene frum Hawaii. Berry rare adn endangerifyed.
and all the more yummy
Uh-oh kitteh…gooses iz VISHOUS~! Be caerful!
I think those ducks might be thinking the same thing.
Kan’t u seeeee?? Dem’s is not ducks…not goosis…not loons…dems is Wild Tur-Keys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Puh-lease!
turkeys dont have long necks like that. They are goosis.
duck duck cat???????