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awwww!
*SPLORT*
**Scoops up willy boy’s braynes**
**Hides em in LCB’s bagob trix**
*Runsaway*
*unsplorts*
ahh…….liddle halp hear??? kthxoucheebai
*resplorts*
Dun worry, willy boy, I halp
Chingdong tingtingtong dribing CCC rown’town
(wif a expertize not scene since
tyme of Ho Chow Mien)
*sweep up branes an rinse wiv exra pure whale spout waters*
*pakk dem carbully (get bakk- bakk- bakk where you onse beloong) into teh hedd an replaces teh bonked bonez*
*winds winds winds wiv dekaratib dukky dukky dukky taeps *
*shnap! goes teh fresh CHRG(wif installnation of xtra protecshun whalefatblubers)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inn floofy cheezfrenz blankie an gib sum hawt chonklit an a chonklit raccacoon ana ros’bif for to build strong muskles*
Dare, now pleze to rest a while, you can has ice cream wif crow!
Please to dot danse a ho ho for two whole minutes!
—no worry pleze: all the blubbers is donated by our frenz, the humpybackwahles–
fankees supertuscan………
yu haz an berri yewneek whey wif splortee reepares…….
yu haz an flabur ob da farr norts……..lyk mehbe alaskuh?
………whalefatblubburs????…………
ai jus warshed mai hare yezturdai
* note tu self….bye moar shampooz*
Teh humpybackwahles will has a sasifaction for halping out!
(and teh crow broughted the creamery fresh ice cream speshially
for your enjoyments! Too!)
Oooh! Dots!
Aww. He’s scared because I spotted him and pointed him out.
Dots so cute!
*waiks upp inna darke*
ware am iz??? ooh luk at awl dees shiney fings
wunnur wut dis wun duz???
*poke…poke…poke*
bang!!!…swoosh…..poof
oops………ohai ets jus an liddle fier………kin sea stuf nao…
hmmm….dis wun sez iz majiklol wande
ai jest waives et aboot an prez da buttun..
POOF!
*williboi apeerz wif awl braynes bak inn plais*
dis fing kud kum inn handi….ai wil jes keep et furr awile
LCB wuzzent uzin et anihoo…
Frum da looks ob fings, you are darn lucky to find a majiklol wanda!!
et alsew maiks smoofeez………wif abakadoes an peenutt buddur!!!
STN
tiem tu goe……….bai awl…….sea yu tumahrow!!!
Bye, willy boy! Hazza gud nite!
Suprize picnic lunch!!
flopculture makes me giggle
aw carp!
***SPLORRRTTT***
Dun worry, gamma cat, I halp
Chingdong tingtingtong dribing CCC rown’town
(wif a expertize not scene since
tyme of Ho Chow Mien)
*sweep up branes an rinse wiv exra pure whale spout waters*
*pakk dem carbully (get bakk- bakk- bakk where you onse beloong) into teh hedd an replaces teh bonked bonez*
*winds winds winds wiv dekaratib dukky dukky dukky taeps *
*shnap! goes teh fresh CHRG(wif installnation of xtra protecshun whalefatblubers)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inn floofy cheezfrenz blankie an gib sum hawt chonklit an a chonklit raccacoon ana ros’bif for to build strong muskles*
Dare, now pleze to rest a while, you can has ice cream wif crow!
Please to dot danse a ho ho for two whole minutes!
—no worry pleze: all the blubbers is donated by our frenz, the humpybackwahles–
arghle!! Stoopy word pretzel nomming mai commints!
fangq for the save supertuscan!
Hebens to Bessy, sorry for the long wait!
(sometimes, it’s hard to find a waiter, even here
Lookee mee! I can has spotted new Lol, thanks to new wurld clock. (First time!)
Wair ar wii going? adn wy am I in dis handbasket??
u noez sumwun had tu say it!
Bebbeh Sno Leppurd
amz cawnfewzd. Cownted hurz spawtz
andz habz 2 mennee!
Bebbeh Sno Leppurd
habz jynoarmuss pawz dat grabz
enneefeeng hurz wawntz!!
Bebbeh Sno Leppurd
wundurz wye Hewmina habz Braynz
leekeengz owtz daye eerz!!!
Jack.
Gud wun Jack!
dere iz alreddee sew mennee braynes splorted arownd… wer tew start teh kleenup?
OMCC! Two splort bictums and ai donut haab mai CCC license yet. HALP HALP *rons aroun inna frAntical circlol* wattodowattodo
*joins frantical circlol* Mee neeber! OMCC! Butt (!) we can put de braynes bak.
*Scoops up de braynes ob WB and gammacat*
*Hopes to not get tem confuzeled*
*adds tiw frantical circlol* weyt, meh dadee tawt me teh brayn surjrees, ai kin halp, so wy m ai roninng? *shrugeez* *puts braynes bak een ohn hedz* *continnyues roning n uh frantical circlol* EES AWW DED N KINNAWT BEE SAYVD! OHH NOOOES! *hypurrvennurlatez*
okay cheesebrrgrr, just clam down an breev nise an slo… breev… breev… now lets get palinsc an gammacats brayns owt ob yor hed, yoo lurned teh brayn sir juries frum yor daddeh so shuld be ee-zee, ther we go – now gibbing tehm bakk to twocatwoman, make shur to not get tehm mixded — uh oh…
Ai has idea!Les yoos a magrnetty, wun weel goe tiw da magrnetty an wun woent, dey weel be seprratud.
hmm… *ponders teh sine tifikalness ob brayn attrakshun to magrnettiez*
mebbe if wun is roewbawt, oahr has teh carbloln nehnoeintertubz in teh breyn. Oahr if wun has magrnettyic prrsunalitea.
* Handz palinsc teh crakur jack bawks *
Luuk insied dat iz where Ai gotted mai dubblol nawt lisunz tu killifiy.
Fankees WRr! Butt…..butt we need tew recoberify nawt killify!
Mebbee U will get teh diffrunt licennse. Jefro bodeen gawteed his brayne sirjun lisense inna crakur jack bawks.
Sorry WRr. Ai was the frAntical and dinna see the nawt in front ob the killify. Nawt tew worreein. Supertuscan (wif crow) habs sabed the day!
palinsc, if you has the time, pleased to drop down thread
for some brandee and dye-its, plus, you can meet teh crow!
Dunt to worry, we has on it!
(aifink dey was almisht a goneer!
Lucky, they can has a rest and has ice cream with crow!
Very peacabile, that crow.)
*Has a relief*
Gammacat and willy boy, ifn U havin unnu– unuzable– stranje thots, I bery sry.
Well I thank you.
And teh crow thanks you.
And, of course, the humpybackwahles are as appreciative as eber was!
Teh fire womerns could not make it, but sends her best.
**Red comez runnin in, outta breffs**
Sorry I’m laet! Did I miss ennyfing?
Ai hazzing teh elebentee pleh week. An it nawt eben passed mundane yet! See teh lastist lol foar details.
At leest mai momcat’s sirjery tudai wuz teh sukkess.
Ohai, WRr!
I’m hazzin teh case of teh pleh’s too.
Care to joyn me at teh privit hawt tub foar margajareetas?
Oh, an u wanna snorglol Sarah? Hur iz berry sweet an iz turnin in2 a lap-kitteh.
Dere be pikshur of hur an Dini awn my profyle.
Ai saw dat. Ai trieded tu maek teh lol, but WP eeted it. Luuks liek Dini iz trying tu ignorify teh SC adn Sc iz trying tu be teh friendly in teh pikshur.
ssquuueee!!! yer kittehs are beuatimaus!!!
Fanks, gammacat!
Dey iz my bebbehs.
BERY cyoot! Iz Sarah a long-hared floofy girl?
Hur is sumwat floofy.
Hur haz teh floofy tayle, an hur furz iz long-ish. Hur haz berry lawng toe tufs awn hur bak feets! Iz teh kyoot.
Hur iz sicks munfs owld, so hur furz mite get longur az hur adjis, mebbe?
Ai lubs teh feet floofs!
I lubs AWL teh floof!
Sarah iz teh wun sittin in teh chayr. Dini iz teh wun inna winnow ignoring eberyfing.
Sarah luk sum liek mai attila did. wuz a swete wun, attila da hunny.Den haz tu maik sied trip tu se wutz up wif Tidmum. nd nawo owld man heer wantz hiz dinurz. ebree daiz hez wantz hiz dinurz. wut tu du?
Gib him teh toona gushifud anna can opunur?
Teech hims haow to cook a phew dishes?
Teech himz to reed a takout menu?
Garsh, teh owld man iz a needy wun, izznt he? Food EVERY DAY?!?!?
Who/wat him finkso him iz, a KITTEH???
Aww! Sarah iz pretti an floofy! Dini izza cyoot tu! Iz tehy gittin along ok?
Yas, Ai nawt need teh sawlt teh lime adn teh magajareetas mix pls.
Strate-up tekillya?
My kinda man!
I jes sended yoo teh funny emayo. Hoap dat halps wif ur pleh.
How be ur twuk? Duz it has a beeg owie now?
Wurk iz teh bestest fing dat happuned so far dis week, adn it be teh pleh.
{{{{{{WRr}}}}}}
Ennyfing I can do to halping?
Nawt reelee, unless u can find teh stoopee deer dat borked mai truck.
How borked iz teh truk?
Duz yoo has deskripshun of teh deer? Enny identifyablol markins? Mebbe it has sum truk paint awn it?
Borked enuf tu need teh inshoorans tu fix it, luckey nawt borked enuf tu nawt drib. Ai fink Ai will get teh inshooranz munnees adn nawt du awl teh fixin.
Iz yoo alrite? Ennyfing awn yoo borked oar hurtid?
Truk can be replaysed. U, my wunnerful fren, cannot.
Ai nawt hurtid. Jus mad teh deer runned awf wiffowt paying fur teh dammij
I’m glad u nawt injurd.
Iz teh deer gonna be charjed wif hit-an-run?
WRr probly knockd the deers wallet out ob eets pokit. If eet runs into SC ai’ll get eet fur ew. Sew glad ew you are the okee dolee.
*slinks in and sets in teh cornur, waving meekly*
Ohai, frens. Ai hassa small sad…..ai hadda wurk fren leave wifakwikness on Caturday in teh middlol uf her shift. She wuz cryin, so ai did nawt get tu talk to her. Ai texted her todai, and she treeted me liek ai wuz a compleet stranger and yelled at meh cuz she did nawt know mai number. Den she handed teh fone tu her stoopy boifren and he wuld nawt let me say anyfing or ‘splain tu him dat ai sit next tu her at wurk. Him yelled at meh tu. Anyone hassa gud stiff drink I can has? *sniff*
Iz yoo owld enuf foar it?
Ai is 33 yeers owld, fank Q!! *harumphs*
(Ai’m onlee teezing, red)
Anyfing dat wud go nice wif teh swiss chikin’ dish I maeked for dinnur.
Alrite, jes checkin! Sinse I werk foar teh cops IRL, I gotta do teh cardin, maykin shur wii nawt gibbin teh alkyhawl to teh unner-21 groop.
Lessee…..white meet…..White wine, oar sumfin strongur?
Swiss cheez, breaded stuffin’, cream of mushroom soup, chikin and butter….Ai has teh instrukshuns if anywun wants dem.
Oh yash plz, Jeremy! Dat sownds gud!!
**mouf starts waterin**
U got enny to share?
/lolspeak off
It’s easier to type the recipe when I’m not trying to remember which dialect of lolspeak I use!!
Here it is, for you and anyone else who might like to try it, 4.5kittehs:
Preheat the oven to 350
In a 9″ by 13″ casserole pan, combine the following, in order:
** Chopped-up chicken breasts on the bottom(I usually get the BOGO packs from Albertsons)
** 6 slices of swiss cheese on top of the chicken. If laid end-to-end in a 3×2 pattern, they should cover the entire pan.
** 1 package of Herb-seasoned Pepperidge Farm Stuffing. Sprinkle some of the Stuffing over the top of the cheese so that it covers all the cheese. Not the entire package, but enough that you have a slight layer over all the cheese.
** Mix the mushroom soup with some melted butter (amount of butter is up to you) and pour mixture evenly over the pan, making sure to cover and soak all of the Stuffing that you just spread out.
** Cover pan with foil and bake at 350 for 30 minutes. Keep in mind, I am in Denver, so I am baking at high altitude. Adjust baking time as desired.
*Last but not least: NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM!!!!
/lolspeak on
Tada!!!
** 2 cans cream of mushroom soup. Mix these together with a little bit of milk to thin out the soup. (not too much milk, or the soup is too thin, as I just found out with my latest attempt)
Ai has plenty tu share, red. Enuf foar all cheesfrens dat want sum.
taht DUZ sown nommy! fanks fur sharin
Yur welcome, Griffyn….Ai gotted dis recipe frum mai momcat. Ai still can nawt maek eet liek she duz… *does his best Rodin’s Thinker impresshun while tryin’ to figure it owt* She always maeks it much moar better den ai do. Mebbeh it’s magiklol?!
Alwais tastes bedder wehn sumwun else cooks for yoo, speshallee if iz momcat!
Stoopy WP….teh mushroom soup goes between teh seasoning and teh pouring. Sowwy foar teh mistype.
*throws out 1st batch; strartz over.*
Nawt frow it aowt….Goggies haz tu eet tu U noez.
Myne goggie is gettin sketti an, an, an vegemablol soup frum this week, week, weekend…aifinkso it wuz a bad weeekend fur mee two kook…so, fur ever how lawng it taykes, she’ll git sum leffovers and meety gushi fud mixxed…aifinkso
Wii haz teh tekillya
Oar wii haz teh margajareeta
Ai wuld just liek sum Jack and Coke, plzkthx?
Heer, J, hassa Jack n Coek. (Jack as in Jack Daniels, ai pre-zoom?) Want ice wif dat?
P.S. Ai can’t wate to trai ur resipee!
Yesh, yu pre-zoom correktly. And doublol yesh foar teh ice, plz?
Okay, wun dubblol Jack n Coek wif ice, heer yoo go! Enjoi!
P.S.
4.5kittehs, effen yu do try teh recipe and yu haz qweschuns, ai will try to answer dem foar yu. Fankees foar teh drink! Nice way tu end teh day: move and a gud drink!!
Hell ya! I be mixin’ em’ up straight away.
Tonight we hasin’ brandee and teh dye it.
Wif the manly strongth!
I chadap my face and starts pourin’ now…
Awwhh… he is so cute!
**Red starts laffin histeriklee**
OMCC! Y’all shudda seen wut I jes saw! Dini did teh butt wigglol of doom an pownsed awn Sarah! Hur pownse wuz a jump high inna ayre, an den land awn Sarah.
Den, teh two of dem ran lyk a hurd of lolefants up teh stayres!
Ennertaynmint, I has it!
So dem haz desided iz bettur tu be frens. Gud.
I FINKSO dey be frenz, butt am nawt shur.
Mebbe iz lub/hayt relayshunship?
Ai wished ai culd haz sawded dat, red!! Ai luvs me sum ennertaynmint, ‘speshully wif dinnur! Sumtiems, when ai am eetin in teh living room, Jewel will be runnin’ back and forth frum teh kitchen tu teh living room and den suddenly stawp onna diem and plop onna hers bak and put hers paws in teh air liek she is playin goggie!! *laffs histeriklee wif red*
Kittehs be teh verry sillee.
Dini is upstayres, meowin an I finkso hollerin foar Sarah. Sarah iz in teh kitschin, eetin Dini’s crunchees.
Fankees foar teh laff, red….ai needed it todai. Ai am off tu go watch a movie an go to sleepies.
*waves happilee tu awl while doin’ his Animal impresshun from teh Muppets*
Bye, bye!!!
Bye, Jeremy – fanks again fur teh ressipee! Adn donut forgetting ur drink!
Nite, Jeremy!
Dis b a test. If dis had ben a reel commint, u wud b lolling.
Butt… ai’m lolling ennewai, mai cween! Hmm, duzzat meen ai’m nawt reel?
*wanders off skritching hed*
No, it meenz ur eezily amuuzed.
LOL!
ooo. lukit dat. I maded a commint adn am still online!!
*shakez fist at stoopy razzenfrazzen cheep a$$ karpy innertuuubz*
*lukz rownd.
Oh.
Hai peepz!! I’m bak. I think. Did I miss enneefing?
Ai dunno Ai wuz hiding unnur teh bed.
Oh, hai, WRr!!! wud u like sum nomz??
I can haz sordid cheezez fur u.
And dere still b plenny uv lefting oberz frum deh party last nite. Fur sum reezun deh bat wings, witchez fingerz, eye-uv-noot stew, mummifyed meet loaf, karmel
unyunzapplolz, candifyed cormz, mud pyz, adn paralyzing punch didn’t go over very well.but…but…wut kinda cretins wuz yoo dining wif taht didn’t like yur offeringz? *grabs a witchez finger an noms happily* an, did yoo give sir kul teh nyte off?
{{{{sh}}}
I finso Sir Kul b kleening deh dun jun.
iz deh Troll dueing ok?? Still driving u nutz?? I went groserry shopping wif huzbin tuday……. Y duz menz driving us nutz?? Duz dey dewing it on porpoise?? I kud dew deh grossery shopping bai maisef in twenny minnitz. Wif himz ‘halp’ it takingz an ower.
him iz okay, aifinkso. haz dr appts tomorrow fur tew be mri-ing teh brain lesions. ai haz a scairt they are gonna take him away frum me an be puttin him back in teh “skilled nursing facility” becuz ai cud nawt afford his meds teh first week (teh co-pay for teh antifungals was $1250.00 monies) but am keepin a gud hart. Fankee fur askin, tho.
Fankees, mai cween. am werking on cashing owt my retyrement so we will have teh monies to live on fur a while. Iz sposed to be takin 120 days, but haz applied fur a hardship waver uv teh waiting times. ai am verrry lucky to be having taht resource when so minny are going wiffowt, aifinkso!
{{{sh & famblee}}} Please to clickee on myne bloo nayme linkee fingee to sea if der mite bee a helper plan to help…aihopeso….der bee mini, mini plans…mebbee ewe kin fynd won two helpify.
fankees, Griffyn. Sunny haz a tired so big! my dotter (hoo haz survived teh swine flu, yahoo!) texted me some websites tew be checkin, but iz always so much to do… sumtimez ai jus haf tew come here an vent an unwind an find a happy.
{{{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}}}
Dere iz always good in lyfe, sumtymez iz jus harder tew find!(ai usually find mine heer!)
1250 munnies?? *Faynts*
*Getz da smellin saltz*
*Fanz BDM*
“Speek to me, BDM!”
Hear’s a nice glass ob water….
Fank U! Ai wuud lub sum bat wingz adn teh witches fingurz…U hazzing teh niec sunny daze adn teh moonlighted nites ai hoep.
*handz ober a halping uv bat wingz.
U want BBQ oar ranch sawse wif dat?
Deh wevver b kleer and cool heer. Deh snowz b awl gone. Adn deh treez haz turninged brown.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
but but but ai aar lolling. Test werkded.
oh, wut a byootimus baybeh! ai am in lubz, fur shure!
Um, do I dare ask what kind of critter this little guy is?
I know it’s not a duck or a goose….
or a
albino moose
or a big bipolar platypus…
or a cat o’ nine tails
or…
or a def leopard
or a elolfant
or a fing frum teh future
or a giant camel spyder
um, am i all alone heer? *sigh* always late to teh party.
oar a hipping podumus
oar a insect uv un~noen originz
oar a jumping turantula
oar a kangaroo
oar a lemur
oar a mongoose
oar a n…
or a non-nomable species
or a pittomotamus
or a quaint an curious sub-species
or a raccoon in disguise
or…
oar a steve~a~door
oar a toad
oar a unicorm
oar a v…
Oar a Vole
Oar a great Whyte wayle
Oar a Xantu
Oar a Yello fin toona
Oar a Zebra!!!
yoo furgawt Dawktur Seuws’s fayvrit loltur:”Spaz”
voracious kitteh wanting noms
or a wiley cyote
or a xtremely tired troll
or a yoonaminous decision by teh congress on healthcare reform(hah!)
or a (no, no, zebra iz too eezy, think, sunny, think!)
Teh Zeren? Teh Zorilla?
sawry, wrr, did nawt see yur poast before ai poasted. was NAWT mint at yew!
…or maybe some stories, an some lists, are nawt meant tew be finished….
goodnyte, my cween. Teh Baron iz in lookin owt fur teh tr0ll, ai will joyn tem naow. Has a tired so big.
G’nite, sh
*pullz cubberz ober SH adn hur Troll*
Schmooo on deh forehed.
Ai bees hedded to bed too. Gonna reed mai nu buk fur awhiel! Woo-hoo!
G’nite, awl teh cheezypeepz. xo
**YAWNZ an stretchez**
Frenz, I finkso I’m gonna hed to bed soon. Dis tiem changin mess iz makin a mess outta me.
Hazza gud nite/day/wutebber it iz warebber u iz!
nitey an sweet dreams!
Darn pupperratzi iz at et agyn! Ai sayd noh pickshurs!
Dawww, lookit that widdle face!
*SPLORTS*
And teh tiem chang stoof is messing wif my sleepi taim!
Pleasant dreamz!
**ZZZZZ***
*Scoopie scoopie up da braynz*
*Rinsie rinsie in Jack Danieals an coke*
*Gently putz d braynz back in da head*
*Wrappie wrappie wiff decorbtibe canajun goosie tape*
*Sends KKC to splort recobry lounge*
*Gibs KKC hawt choklit and leftober holloweinie candies*
*Schmoos* Nitey nite!
*wakez upz*
O tank u, PJ!
oo, iz dis goosie taep?
… . . . . .~. … . . . . . . . . . ~ .. ?….. .. …………………………
Bonjour, carotte! … . . . .?….
Ｏoopz..
bＯn ju ~pj ……. …. . .. . .. …. …
O…. .. …… ……haiyo
hell..ｏ…… …. ……..
ooooo…… … ………..hｍ… … .. … … .. ….. .. .. … .. . …. .. … .. .Lol♪
Jest call mah Terralong, the dotted lyeon!
head.
desk.
face
paw
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Wut a kewtie!!!
lol this is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! §♥♥!M♣5§╒UU
he got rickrolled XD