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And it was rapped in bubblol rap!
congarats awn ur nawt sekkond LCB!! Fer ur prize u cahn ware mai Canajian Goosurkey hat fer 2 minnits iffen u want tew!
Um, thx, but u knows whut? I’m good. *nods*
“Good”. That’s relative, rite?
*hedbats DK*
They was saintifying me yesterday! But that did involve stoning and boiling and boiling stones. Not so grate, actually.
relatives r nawt always “good”……
bubbly rap!! poppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppop erm…sorree, iz dis bugin u? poppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppop
Here be my Liam when he was a littler boi than he is now, playin wif some bubblolrap:
aww, he wantid tew share teh poppin joy at teh end dere! wat a sweet kitteh! *pop*
I know! He had been running up and down teh hall wif it, but when I brang out teh camera, he did something diffrent. Silleh kitteh.
If u click my bloo name and watch “Zoe vs. Sock” u’ll see she also brings teh toy to me at teh end.
Whoops, I guess I shoulda spoiler alerted that.
*pants hevvily*
Ohai *pant* LCB *pant* glad ai katched yew. Did yew get teh peetsa frum domnominos taht ai delibbered??
*ears perk up*
did u sat PEETSA???
Peetsa? No… no peetsa was deliverated here. Did u has teh rite address? Or — moar likely — was teh peetsa signed for by one G. Piggeh?
Yew aksed GP to ordur yew a peetsa on anuvver “Best Present Ever” lol – he ringed me at domnominos nd ai haz been traink to deliber it to yew ebber sinse. Man, ai haz a tyred, ai haz been chasink yew for lotsa lols!!
Skwirrlgirl, as lukk wud haev it, ai haz a egstry peetsa heer.
Well, I is teh sry about that. *shrogs* That’s whut I get for axing my phlonquais to do… well, anything.
*tips kimkiwi wif teh phlonquais bonus moneys*
*runs araound in serkils wib a big happee*
Ai haz munnies. Ai haz munnies.
*reelyses teh credutt card peepils haz hurd*
Ai had munnies. Ai had munnies.
wait, I needs that to tip teh peetsa person.
*takes munnies from Kim*
*give tehm back*
now, SHHHH!!!
Wayte… wut??
U is teh delivery person, rite??
Yesh yesh yesh. Butt (tee hee) yew is tayking mai munnies from LCB to tip me fore yore peetsa? Tehre is sumtihng rong wib taht, ai jist donut noes wut…
but but but….
if u doesn’t make a fuss about it, teh CC peeps will not hear u this tiem!!
Woz dat u saying? Speek up, ai donut heer yu. Munnies yu sed? Undeclayrd erning yu sed? Tacks ebashun yu sed?
Bubbillz Rap amz lyke
‘Pawp Rawkz’ 4 Hewminz. Oanlee
mutch moar Phunnurrurr!
Kitteh canz disskardz
wuttebber wuz inz Bubbillz
Rap andz habz a bawll!!
Feeleeng t3h Bubbillz
‘Pawp!’ amz haff t3h Phunn. Udder
haff amz fyndeengz moar!!!
Jack.
POP ROKS!! do want!!
(ohai Jack!)
OMG you people are so IRRESPONSIBLE! This cat could SUFFOCATE in that plastic bag, or could CHOKE TO DEATH on bits of plastic! What is WRONG with you?!?
Speaking of choking….. gack.. gaacck… gwaaaaccckkkkkk… hrwaagggaaackkkk! Oh, htat’s better. Tath mask meded mii hork up a hareball.
Oh, pishposh. Teh hole time we was filming, Esme was standing by wif teh phone. She had dialed “9″ and had her paw poised over teh “elebenty” button. STN.
u forgotted tho that teh kitteh’s skin is porositized! so teh plastik bag cud halps wiv purrtektin frum oh teh porosity!
O teh porosity
ai fawt taht Oh Teh Porosity wuz wun uv tohze fantsee Fronchifyed purr fyumz!
Yes! Yes!! And it clearly says “not a toy” on the side…where you can’t quite see it right now! It says keep away from babies and kittehs! Right there! You probably can’t read it because its in plain English!!
And stop taking pictures of your kittehs! Don’t you know that you blind your cat by pi times infinity percent every time you take its picture??????
*taiks awf troll mask* whew! iz skaree in dere!
O mai, 4.5k adn bf472, yu are beddered tee are ow ell ell ess tahn teh tee are ow ell ell essess tehmseffs. Pleez to be habbin sum brake rume caek, drizzlee lemming oar chokklit moose caek, to sillibraiting yur impurrsonashuns
oooo! fank u mm! troll mask kinda stinkee, pleh!
cahn ai haz a peece uv eech kind pleeeeez *uzing sad starvin kitteh faiseluuk*
bf, is taht a turkey on yer hed?
wat? uv korse nawt! wat kind uv sillee kitteh wud haz a stoofed turkee hat awn dere hed? iz kleerly teh brownburd uv happeeniss!
An noe tryin tew nom teh
turkeebrownburd legz!I thot it was a Grate Auk! Only not so grate, ackshully.
U meen awl teh hep kits rnt warein dese? O, um…sumwun tole meh….er…ai red inna fashun maggyzine….ai saw awn Projekt Runaway……Wats taht ober dere?!? *poynts an sneeks awf in uvver direkshun*
Ai thot it was a nene.
nay, nay!
*sorree, cuddnt rezizt*
neener neener!!
STN!
eep! did u travl back in tiem to say that???
*faints*
Bwahahahahahaha!
*runs in*
*brushes cookie and candy residoo off BF’s mouth to halp achieve teh starvin’ kitteh look*
*runs back out*
*complitely taken in by starvin kitteh impurrsunashuns*
Hear yu ar yu pore undanurrished kittehs, a xtra larj peece ov each kinda caek. Kum bak furr moar if yur still hungree. O adn hear’s a larj milolk shayk to halp fil yu up!
ooh, fankees, MMM! As Tessm says, sum ob mai best frends are Mtee calorees!
A minute on the lips and a life time on the hips!
is it 9 lifetiems for a kitteh?
yesh, especially if U iz a girl kitteh
ohai dirrector skwirrl, U has any gnu purrdekshunz?
not latelee… I has not been here sew much lately!! although maybe we shud do something for Fangs Givving, u think? OR, for Veteran’s Day next week week week??
fanks gibing be bettah, I has a huge busee, I iz researching on various reasons why banks fail
eep! lotta material there!! I will has to think about what we cud do for Fangs Giving… stay tooned!
how U iz DK? is it cold where U iz?
We can has frost in deh mornings
Ohai two_kittehs! Is pretty cool, speshulee at nite (cloes to freezing), butt todai ai decided to
maek hayhang owt lawndree whiel teh son shined. Ai lubs drying teh lawndrees owtsied. Mite be teh last thyme this yeer, tho.Teh bubblol rap is teh presint!
*pop* nom! *pop* nom! *pop pop* nom nom!
Presunt coms nisely pakijd in bubbul rap an has a conveenent huk for hangin on teh wal.
(Note to shipper: poppin noise OK.)
Bubbill Rapz amz wun
ubz bessest feengeez ebber
4 playfill Kittehz!
Bubbill Rapz maykz awlll
kyndz wunnurrfull noyzes dat
Kitteh lubz 2 heerz!!
Bubbill Rappz amz no
cawntesst 4 clebburr Kitteh
wiff sharpz Poyntee Endz!!!
Jack.
awl dis poppin – adn noe corms??
ohai ai gawtz da meltid buddur………
anna grate beeg bowle……..
verchool pawpcorms………lowkal an duz nawt git yur fingurz awl messi!!!
ooh waitdaminnut!
*runz tu git sum chowklit an milk*
popped corms only come out for ta Milton Butter show!
OOH – NOM!! Poppycorms wif Milton Butter … adn chawklit milolk!! Ai has teh paypurr nappykinz – sowree taht tehy arr leffoburz frum Hollow Weenie butt (!!) ifz tehy iz gud enuff fur Milton Butter, tehy iz soitenlee gud enuff, aifinkso!
Uncle Miltie Butter wood haz a proud to assoshee-ate wiff
teh Hollolweenie napkins, and so would I!
Espeshulolee sintz Unclol Miltie Butter iz styl wareng hiz Hollolo Weenie dresz!!
And wares da box?
hooman iz saivin teh box fer kittehs Catmus prezzie, aifinkso!
bf473, wer it yu hoo telled us hao tu luk at teh abbatars beeger? Ai lubs doing dat! (cuddn’t tell wat dat wuz awn yer hed wiffout!)
Bawks bee teh otter toi, yesh?
pointy ends adn bubblelol wrap – PRICELESS!
BUBBLEWRAPS!!!!11 <3<3<3<3<3
hay! is teh times all messeded up again???
iz cauz uv teh fallin bak fing aifinkso. lols comin up a hower eerlier den dey wuz afore fer meh
haz a guud eevnin ebreewun!
*runz awf tew stoopyplehreellyfe*
hawaii duz nawt haz da stoopy dailite sabings tiem……
wil haz tu reetrayn selfs tu loltiems bean wun our eerliur
obiuslee dis wil taek sum tiem tu lurn gnu sleepee AN gnu lol tiem!!
Adn den, wen we lerned dem awl, it will being teh taim to change bak
PFT, I say! PFT to that!
)
(this is coming frum someone who never chanjd their car clock all summer….
U kin chanj teh car clocks? Wut far? Jush haz 2 chanj tehm agin n teh spring.
Da lol tiems did nawt change. YER clock changed.
OMCC, ai yam doing teh tyme warp agin!
*Mezzomom shakes her thang*
*sings “time warp” sawng adn bounsybounsy araond*
Iffen ai cud tern bak tiem…
TRUE POP ART!
lol!
Maybeez a bukkit full o katnip?
Is berfdai orr holedai presint?
Yes.
kitteh’s burfday IS a holliday!
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Her-him an badd an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif choklit glaze, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif trol dolls (teh nise kind) wif brite-colurd hair an wen yoo push tehms belli buttins tehy say funny fings! bottols ob bublols for blowing, kandee, an big sheets ob bublol wrap for popping!!!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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um, /b
Fank yu bf
*pop pop pop*
*blow blow blow*
*pop pop pop*
o noez ai popped awl my bublolz
*swishes wand in bottol ob boblols*
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not funny
*runs for krokay mallet*
*Gibs skwirrl seberel krokay mallets*
WACK! Oops, sorry Leeza, didn’t see you their.
wee iz gunna plai wack-a-troll??
*goes tu fynd
malletsledjhammur*brb
WHACK!!!….SPLAT!!!
eww..trowel braynz……….
I ar in tunnel to next dimenshun
Ai libs inna tunnlol tu nekst dimenshun, aifinkso!
Wut is a mazing is how long an ADHD kid will fauz cuss on poppin teh bublolraps.
i luv deh kitteh sayin’ “Best presunt evur.” supeh cute and luv deh pop pop sound heh heh heh heh
just tryin to speak deh wayh u write deh sayin.