I’m just keeping it warm for you.

I’m just keeping it warm for you.
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I’m just keeping it warm for you.
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Somwun took a bite out ob it!
yay fer a tye wif u an meh pj! shal wii skip awf tew teh ty bootik an see iffen teh fanksgibbon kitteh itemz r inn?
Maybeh d holloweinei stuff b discounted today.
teh “phun sighz” onlee beez phun winn dares hole bunches ob dem
*takes pjp’s paw*
lets go to teh store 4 beeg bags ob…
Almound Joi,
Babeh Roof,
Candee Corms,
Diffrent kinds ob hard candies
Eggs frum Cadbury
Filberts coverd in dark choklit
Godiva!
H…
Hard candee
Impourtid candee
jellee beens
k…
Kinder eggs
Licoreesh boats
M&Ms
N…
It wud nawt bee a donkey. Donkeys wud nebbur do dat.
Nope, nope, nope.
Hee, Hah!!!
Conga Ratz to yoo, pj perry!
Ai’m bringing a present wif me – sort ov.
It’z a byootiful sawng Nennepus rote awn teh furst LOL ov teh day. Ai thot mennee heer mite nawt hav seen it.
Butt – WARNING!!!! SEVERE LEEKEE AIEZ DANJER!!!
~~~Ai PRESENT TEH PRESENT ~ BAI NENNEPUS ~~~
nennepus says:
November 1, 2009 at 1:54 am
ohai cheezland!
tuday is all-souls day – the day for fond remeburring of all our hart-peeps and hart-kritters!
Heres a small song I wrotid for Smudgies folk-festival a whyle back…
I rote it for my hart-kitteh Monty who has been frollicking in Princess Mus’ meddow for 5 years – I still miss him…
*wipes leeky eyes – sorree…*
I borrowed the notes frum an oald TTI folk song:
Cheezland fayre
Ar u going to cheezland fayr
catnip, keebles, snorglols an thyme
rememburr me tu wun hoo libs deer
he wunce was a kitteh of myne
Tell him to play an frolic around
catnip, keebles, snorglols an thyme
to snorglol the noobies come to the meadow
coz him was a troo love of myne
Tell him I miss him – but noes he is fyne
catnip, keebles, snorglols an thyme
that he frolics, snorglols an clymbs
and plays with noobies all of the tyme
Tell him I watch him when no ones around
catnip, keebles, snorglols and thyme
Tell him I keep him deep in my hart
and will lub him til end of thyme…
Ar u going to cheesland fayre
catnip, keebles, snorglols an thyme
rememburr me tu wun hoo libs deer
he wunce was a kitteh of myne…
wutt furr u makez a dawnkey
?
Eeep, ai comes back frum catnap (izzit a catsnap wif multiple kittehs?) an nawt-sekkund thing ai see be sad dawn key!!!!
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It maked me haz leeky aies this moarning, tu. Iz berry powrful.
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Ai’m sorree!
Ai just thot iz wuz so byootiful.
Awww…doan bee sorry! *sniff* It wur bootimuss!
Ai fowt u wantid egstra furz awn it
u noe dat furrz koempleets ennee owtfit tew!
Dats whut ai wuz thinking- warm and furry!
Eggstra fibur in yur diet!
(Iz what we alwayz say.)
noe nommin, ai pwomiss!
“Would you lyke yer bunz tosted?”
*Lifts glass* “To yer bunz!”
Ya kno wat reely toasts mai bunz?
A flaim bowt 3 feet hi!
I ust habba car wiffa butt(!) warmer option…It wuz NICE!!
teh kehtti bein triky
kehtti tellin u teh lyes
WARM
he be keepin it
in hiz belly mefinks
-QM
*nod nod*
aifink ew bee rite…
berree berree suuun, ai’m shur!
git inn mai belleh!
I added some furz for you too.
Oh, boy, anchovies!
it will be warmerder if i keeps it in mah tummeh.
Strypee Tukk Kitteh
amz naymed ‘Sam Tooturr’. Fyndurr
ubz mennee lawst feengz!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
capchurrz t3h moast eeloosibb
Malteez Cheezburgr
Sytrpee Tukkz Kitteh
fyndz Malteez Cheeburgr in
Kitchunn awll aloan
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
luukt awwwlll ober t3h Whurld 4
diss deelishuss pryze
T3h dawrk coarnurrz. Lawng
loanlee hallwayz awll leedeeng
2 Nyaggra Fawlz!!!
Jack.
yay! hymns a good detektiff!
(an strypee has teh key-yoot wite pause, tew!)
that no cheezburger, that looks like a fillet-o-fish…
mmmmm, fishies….
Nawt dat der’s anyfing wrong wiff dat.
♫♪ Ai’m gonna eet yu lil fishee, ai’m gunna eet yu lil fishee, ai’m gunna eet yu lil fishee, coz ai luv eeting fish! ♫♪
Reminds meh ub DIS story: paralumun.com/grimmcat.htm
(is okay too tell…Maus’ sensitib eers nawt arown…)
butt (!) doze cullurs maek it hawrd tew reed teh storree..
Nom markz? wut nom markz…ai dun’t sii anee….*urp* oops…’skyooze meh…..
OHAI Draconic Kitteh!
Hao ar yoo doing???
Findin ov the cheezburger
happiest day evur
Funny..thersa byte owt uv it..howd THAT hapen?
It wuz just one nom.
Wow, that looks just like my kitty!
I can has a cheezburger?
O BOYZ!
awwwwwwww… Cute
Kitteh luks evil. Mebbe evil cheezburger. *strokes beard*