Sir, have you left you bags
Sir, have you left you bags unattended at any time?
sumfing angree musta crawled inside.
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Wai noez….wai duz yoo ask?
Congrats DK on solo nawt sekund- ai haz sum hawt choklit if u liek!
o boi! hawt chokklit!!
Yes! Congratumalashuns Draconic Kitteh. I duz dah Rokkey Horrar Piktar Show dans for yew!
Iz juss a jump 2 the lehft
An den a step to teh rite – no, nawt YUR rite, MAI rite!!
No no! Yur otter rite!
ai did nawt knoez dat 2minions haddeded an otter….
Tihs dansdansdans be goin daon hill fast. *sigh*
W00t!! W00t!! W00t!! W00t!! W00t!! W00t!!
Fur teh noolee returned Draconic Kitteh!!
Maeking a BEEG splash wif teh glorious solo nawt sekond!
Altho itz NAWT a TY – yoo cud go to teh TY Boo Teek fur a prize! Purrrrhaps yoo wud laik wun ov teh Hello Een speshul leef globez? There ar a few left! Yoo can haz a blak or orinj kitteh – wif tinee splarklee leefs in orinj an gold an red fawling insted ov sno!
oooh….dat seemz kool…..aifinkso ai wudd probablolee git teh wun wiff the blak kitteh…aifinkso itt sootez teh leef-gloeb ideya bettur….
Glad yoo laik them!! Ai think tehy wud luk grate sitting awn – oar bai – yur pewter!
Yoo can haz wun ov eech, yoo know!
Doh! ai shudd’ob thot ob dat!
Oh dis! Dis just…uhhh….mah robe…
no, mai attak kitteh iz on duty at awl tymes.
The attack will begin when the planes off the ground.
Do you have anything to declare?
ai deklare dis izza kyuut kitteh!
Anom!!!! Want!!!!!!
*lukks fur luggije tu put her kittehs intu fur kyootniss*
luggidge kitteh will maek shur noe cheezburgers r inna bag. Inna kitteh, yesh. Inna bag, nawt sew mush.
LOL @@@@@
Cheezburgers arre in kitteh. Kitteh izz in teh bagg. Bai teh transitive property of food, kittehs, and luggage, teh cheezburgers /arre/ inn teh bag!!
Srry….sumpfink dat mai Geometree teechur wudd ob sed….heh….
butt (!) hab u awlsew kept inna mynd teh fak dat teh kitteh will moast lieklee NAWT bee inna bag reelee suun? Coz teh kittehs r alwais teh nawt-nown faktur uv ecks inna eekwayshun…
Hmmm…yoo hazza poynt…..butt (!) fur nao, teh kitteh /izz/ inn teh bagg….adn untillz dat chaynjez, teh transitib propurtee werkz!!
awltho, ai wundurr wut dis wudd duu iff yoo considurred wot’s-himz-fayse’s law ob iff teh bockz (oar bagg, inn dis caes) iz cloesed, teh kitteh iz bofe dere adn nawt dere….hmmmm….
*considurrz gettink owt paypurr adn a pensill adn werkink it owt, den desidez nawt tew*
Wooden wantz tu letz cat owt ub bag, wud we?
Okay, teh wutsisnaem wif teh kitteh in teh bocks is Schroedinger… butt in lolspeek we has to spell it different – so can be Schroeder’s cat hoo iz bofe insied an owtsied teh piano!
yabutt, wear Bs teh Loo-Cee?
Loo-Cee awlways grumpy. Do Nawt Want!
gud wun!
ob corse, iz alwayz teh chanse taht teh kitteh habbing eeted teh cheezburger will still leeve it in teh bag, wun way or teh ovver.
heh, heh…
(took a minute 2 digest yore joke)
mee tu, but da end rezults is da saem
Dis Ge Om a Tree Teechifier has a proud of yew, DK. Berry gud!
ai knoez! himz lieked tew maek teh transitib propurrtee werk awn non-math stuffz….itt wuz rathurr funneh….:D
Vaggabawnd Kitteh
trabbilz awwwwll ober inz nawt
sekkund class cummfurt!
Vaggabawnd Kitteh
habz cuzzin naymed ‘Karree Awn
Kitteh’. Lubz2 flyz!
Vaggabawnd Kitteh
habz hurz oawn Trabbil Bag. Hurz
Hewmin duz nawtz knoez!
Jack.
Iz nyce image, teh Vaggabawnd Kitteh. Iz prolly alwso teh Vaggabawnd Luver, aifinkso!
ifinksew dat da kittehs nedds a tranzaperentsee button sews wen dey iz sittin onna ur paperz u kinstillz reed dems!!
Mai kittehs need teh trans pare an see button!! Barney an Cinders BOF luv to sit between mai keebord an teh skreen – an ai cant see enething – butt kitteh – sumtiams kitteh butt!
Aifinkso dey bin tokkin wif Paintball! Her duz teh saem fing AWL TEH TIEM!!!
Yup. Sekrit power ov sooper kittehs: opacity.
Oooooooooo!!
Nao ai can haz a proud! MAI sooper kittehs can haz – Ta DaaaaaH!! OPACITY!! W00t!! 
No no no noooooooo…… nawt Opacity — dey needz ta hab da tranzpar.. trnaz paert …. da CLEERNESS …. sews wii kin stillz see da book wen dey layin onnit!!
Yur rite! *sigh* Ai gptted awl egg cited there fur a minnit! Nao ai hav TOO kittehs here – butt to butt. They ar lion down – but awlso shuving mai keabord off tej tayblol!!
Ai mite hav to go to bed!! Nao Fin’s traing to jump up!!
An mine. Wun sitzz up in front of skreen, wun lies dahwn, leke monorail kitteh.
Ai jus pressez demz gently so can reed around. Sigh.
Didja pak yur baggagez yurself?
I pakked da baggij, butt da kitteh pakked heemslefs (kitteh iz nawt baggij!)
GMTA!!!
Mai goggeh leikt tu unpak mai luggaj wen ai wuz triyin tu pak et.
no, mai luggij pakkt itsef,
Yur luggij iz verree talinted!!
Ai wish mein cud lern to do that!! 
dun’t ai wish maien wudd du dat…
Ohai, mai cween! *bowz, offurz hawt chokklitz*
mmm….. chokklit!! Fankeez, DK.
yur welcom, mai cween!
Guies, dere is a gray kitteh layin awn my lap.
*cheers, but kwietlee, so az nawt tu disturb Sarah*
Yesh, hur iz kwite teh snugglol-buddy.
Shee haz da purtee! An a fayc whut reminz me uv mai Willem! I bet shee berree berree smrt kitteh, az well az da snugglee gurl!
Awwww!!!!!! Hur haz furebber home adn sez ‘Fankeez’!!!
An a furebber littorbocks, but seh sez ‘No fankeez’!
Ai did fink ov wun mor fing taht mite maek teh bocks skeery fur SC – iz tehre too wais owt ov bocks? Owtdoor kittehs nawt liek gettin trapped.
Ask me hao ai knoes…Bella lieks to hied owtside teh baffroom dore an jump owt an sez ‘Boo’ at Edgar. Nao Edgar nawt covers up hims litter enny moar. I knoes tehres a domints…dominos…dominion… top-kitteh explinashun, but ifinkso he has a nerbus an wants to runawaiwifakwikness.
Dats prolly nawt problem.
Hur poops behynd teh terlet!
No, closterfobia dusn’t seems to be teh problim heer…
Sarah be habbing teh lidderboks ishoos still? Ai misst that… Hm… *lukks thotful*
Yesh, hur nawt yoozed teh bocks at awl.
Hur has seen Dini yoose it.
I has pikked up teh poop an put it in teh bocks.
I has put a tishoo (dampened wif teh pee) in teh bocks.
I has placed hur in teh bocks an maded skratchee-skratchee wif hur pawz.
I even putted a kleer shoo-bocks (wif lidder innit) ware she has peed (cuz bocks wud nawt fit awn uthur sied of terlet).
Yu hazza short messij awn FB, an ai riting yu an emeow wif a hole lotta kweschuns n fings ryte nao.
An nao yu hazza looong messij wif kweschuns an ideeyas.
O hay guise! Can somebuddy or somebuddys look at this page and tell me if u can see teh digital clocks?
If u can’t, plz to tell me whut operating system and browser/version u uses. Kthxticktockticktock
Cool! It eben has teh nebber-to-dalite-sabings time!
It luks grate in Fyerfocks 3 on Windos XP home.
Yu du teh neetest fings fur ICHC, LCB!!! (Yes, ai sedded “fur,” nawt “to”…)
Dis luks teh grate onna Googlol Krome, tew!
Lukks gud in Fyrefox 3 in Linux, tu.
OMCC!!! Ai can see it! Firefox here. Onna Mac. Brtilliant!
{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}} Yoo ar teh wunderful!!
Did yoo need this?? Mac OS X Version 10.4.11
And LOOK!! Ai think a found my cache! L2 Cache (per CPU): 512 KB
Though I don’t know waht to do wif it!
Just keep it on ice and take 2 aspirins. kthxcallmeintehmorning
Ai just cheked it awn safari. There’s nawt a REEL clock there, rite? Just teh digital taimes. Becuz ai see teh sayme thing in both safari an Firefox.
An – ai hate to be awl me me me – but LUK!! Ai nebber NOOOO!!
Ai can haz mai own taim zone!!
Riyadh/AST
Wont AfriCat be sprized! Living in mai taim zone laik that!!
Ai nawt seeing digital clocks, but can seeing teh tiem in awl dose diffrent tiem zones. Ai is using Safari, on a Mac.
Thx for checking, guise! There is only digital clocks, yes. I finded a cyoot kitteh-face clock, but doesnot show AM/PM or teh date.
Now u know why I has been steeling all ur watches.
At leest went tu a gud coz!!!
(Seanya sez, “Yu steeled mai Nite Watch an mai Day Watch an nao ai hasta hyre gnu sekuritee gards oar crossing gards oar sumfing, durnit!”)
Awf tu bed fur us, aifinkso, see yu tumorro!
Schmoos!
hmmmm….sew dis wudd bii teh kitteh’s sleepink bagg rite nao?
*faycepaw*
itt haddeded tew bii sed…..
“Yu taek teh blond an Ill taek teh wun inna turban!”
Erm….wut??
ai dun geddit…..
*hazz a confuzzlol*
Teh kitteh is a decoy to distract u frum teh fact dat u has a donkey stowaway.
srsly? waer? ai nawt sii anne inn teh luggaje…..
See? Iz well hid!
hmmm….ai gess yur rite…..butt (!) hao duz a donkey fitt intew teh bagg??
Very Carefully.
iz smawl donky. u jest hafta add wata and it gwoz to 3 times its size!!!!!!
♪ The kitteh lub to fli ! …… .. .. … ….. … …. …. …. .. .. yess.. .. .. .. … . . .
Who let the cat out of the bag?
Oh, no one.
The perfect comment for the photo.