STATIC ELECTRICITY
STATIC ELECTRICITY your doin it right
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UPS Store kitteh is tired of working for packing peenuts.
yay fer ur solo nawt-sekkond! Congarats!
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Thx, guise! Has a martoonie wif a piece of candy innit insted of a lolive.
This kitteh, whut u can see of him anyways, looks like my Liam.
*snerk*
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*snort*
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *wyps iiz*
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OMCC, LCB! Yew iz teh tew funnee!
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An Konga ratz on yr furvvest frum last!
Thx! Has a martoonie!
Yay for LCB! Sitting awl aloan there – WAAAAAY up there in teh tawp spot.
Nao – if taht iz a CHOKLIT martoonie – wif a choklit innit??? Ai think yoo’d hav a LOT ov taykers!!
PROSIT!! SALUTE! CHEERS!!
Fangs! Cheez!
Mahm! Bring teh cling-free! An HURRIE!!
No, no, no…It is “Catic Electricity!”
ghoss poops!
Congarats on nawt sekond, lolcatburgler!
Thx, jackie! Has a candy martoonie.
whats with the congrats? i think i missed something here.
Could this be yet a secund way that teh kittehs could solving the energy crisis? Only thyme will tell…
*looks around for Thyme to convince him to tell*
Thyme iz owt… Parzley akz iffin dis iz liek teh dredded buttered-cat-array?
smammie, smammie, it is you!!! ai hazznt seed yew in like like furebber!!! schmoooo schmoooo!
Me too also! How u has been, Smammie?
hmmm… Smammie… Butter….. sumfing familiar heer, butt i can’t put mai finner on it. :snerk:
Hiya, Hiya, Hiya (Froggie da Gremlin fur dose inda kno),
Schmoo tu awl ob yoose. Fings kood bii beddar, adn eekwilly, dey kood bii wurst.. sew awl & awl, Aye bii tyred, butt okey-dokey.
Lasst ob teh googies haz gon ober teh bridge (sniff)
Werk sukz beeg Thyme: 4am to 2pm, 2hr. unpaid lunch, neber saem skeduul frum wk. 2 wk, doan kno daze orf (snarl)
Mr. P kurrently less than employed (groan)
Buttered Cattarray involves power generated by strapping buttered toast to back of cat, adn tossing orf rooftop: spins endlessly, not knowing which way to land…
nuffin, absolutely nuffin tu du wif whalez or biskits, oar anyfing els my cween….
{{{{{{{{{{{smammie}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
sew glad tu seeing u heer!! I missingz u wen u gone.
Aye surfs urlii inda mawnin, b4 werk, 2 cee whutz bin goin awn. Trying tu keep awl teh plates spinning rekwirez moar jugglin skilz den Aye habz. Maeks it hard tu play ‘cawz Aye hab tu run orf sew mush.
Aye fownded ah gnu website fur yew tu try: “wordle.net”. beri beri simpul adn pretty.
kewl!!!!
oooh soo sry yew finely losted yer goggie! {{{{{smammie}}}}}
but you can removes all teh plastic! prolly haz dun dat bai now……. ai finely washed the mamakitty noseprints off teh window……. how long could i use that for an excuse not to wash the window???
Yeppinz, splat-mattz r awl remoobed adn duz nawt miss dem. How-sumebber, Aye stilz bii kareful gettin owt ob bed, nawt tu step on poor ol’ googie whu nawt bii unnerfut no moar…. beeg sigh.
ohai, smammie! gud tew see yu!
{{{{smammie}}}}}}}}
sawree tew heer abowt werk, and goggee, an mr. p.
hope fings is butter sewn (!)
yep, that’s the one.
but (!) just think what we could do wif an array of butteredtoast cats AND a large packij of styre o’foam packing peanuts…. bwahahahahahahahahah
D’Beaker labz iz awlwayz bizzy werking fur us! Fankeez, Fleep!
Now if u kud just unborkt mai innertuubz….. I haz nebber hadded a wifi dat b dis slow and klonkee!!!
yew fink itt cud be teh connection at wairebber yew are rite now? sum ob dem out ob teh weigh plases haz sum funky c’neckshuns
Yup, I blame deh campgroundz innertuubz connexshun. and I can’t gitting mai Hugheznet tu werking eezer. *sigh*
aye frend uv myn iz habbin trubblol wif teh Hueznetz tu. Shi iz in Mizzurri.
Supt sez oh hai! and askingz how deh kittehz b duin?
ohai an big hugs to supt!! kittehs be gud! cayenne will gets her stiches out toosdai…… ai thot fur shur her wud pull dem out herself cuz her wuz tryin rilly hard! fink her gibbed up! little fart……..craks me up!!
on otter topik……. ai buyed a short hooded rain/car coat yesterday…. figgers ai can layer teh clothes dat way… hates teh thot ob pakin up a bunch ob bulky stuffs…(didja get yer crooze dokumintz?)
Mai mail man sez dehy arrivinged and hii shippinged dem f tu mii Fri, shud b heere mon or tues.
u awl iz goin awn a CROOZE??!? *powts wif a jelus*
um… well, it b a cruuz in Germany in Dec.
jamama haz berry straing idea uf ‘fun’.
iz yer arm awl twisted an stuffs?? jus fink ob awl teh crissmess lites in teh lil cherman towns!!! **i’m reddi to go crissmess shoppin jus finkin ob it** LOL
mii tu!!! I haz mai noo hiking bootz and a warm cap and glubz and jakkee…. Will b sooooooo much fun lukking at casslolz adn billijez adn cat-heedrulz!!!!!
Dont furgit Austria!! Nawt just jermanee!!
*displayz arm awl twissteee an bent*
o.O – are yall going onna cheezcrooz!!!
ai haz a jallus – chrissmus markits in jurmanee – do want!
An Austria!!
Altho ai libbed MUCH lawnger in jermanee than Austria, ai stil feel moar at hoam in Austria.
Um… u does kno dat dere is awlmost no sea at awl in Germany, rite? Maybe dis eggsplains why teh crooz tikkets wuz a speshul bargin?
Can yoo imajin ENEwun wif a grayne ov sense goin awn a ribber crooz (becuz tehre nawt much see in jermanee, an eben less in Austira) in. . . ai wuz gonna say “winter” but ai guess itz reelee just VERY layte fall.
But still – ai think maybe we ar gonna freez to deth! But fur shur, wheel dye thinking – “Oh, hao purdee!”
Just make shoor u has ur green floofy nikers awn at AWL times, to avoid freezing to deth!
luks fur grains ob cents………. nope can’t find nun
Bee dis a Rhine Ribber cruze? Dey is sposeded to be teh wunnerful.
Itz akshoolee a Danube Cruze.
We start in Nuernberg – awn teh Pegnitz. An tehn ai think we get frum there to teh Danube via teh Danube Canal.
Itz frum Nuernberg to Vienna. It shud bee lotz of fun.
eeep! habbin bin in jurmanee at chrissmuss, ai suggess yoo wear yur winter coat an bring an umbrilla. ribber krews berree purtee ( we saw teh burnin ob teh rhine ) but cowld in Dec, aifinkso!
You’re-your
not doing it right.
*gets owt crokay mallet*
WHACK! o….. . . . . . .
*checks current inhabitint list uv Canyon tu see if enny ekscaped last nyte*
o.O – aifink this be a noo wun…
Ekksploarurr Kitteh
diskubberz t3h land ubz small,
waytless stikkee feengz
Small, waytless feengz maykz
phunnee noyzz wen Kitteh moobz
andz Snuggill Bunnehz
Ekksplorurr Kitteh
diskubberz dat small, waytless
feengz maykz gud Napz Playss!
Jack.
Howloleen abatart!
Test…
Re-test…
NAO it gunna show ryte wun?
Yay, ai haz rainbos agen!
Here’s a handy-dandy tip: Instead of banging ur hed against teh wall and posting something multiplol times, u can just post oncet and then does a CTRL-F5 to updatify ur screen.
When ur new (or old) avatar is readdy to show itself it will when u does this.
But but but, it feel so gud when ai stop banging hed agenst wall!!!! *nods wizelee*
Taht wud be eezier, tho, an prollee annoi ebreewun else less, tu.
Fank yu!
U wasn’t annoying me; I putted my tip here because it seemed a good place to remind peeps, whut wif lots of ‘em changing their avatars and all.
Ai wazzint? Hmm, gotta trai harder…
u kud nawt tuch hur.
*sticks tung out at p-k*
*not sure whose tung it was*
Ai think it mite haz bin mine!!
Yoo do controll 5 – ?? Now? After i did it? That duzznet. . .*sigh*
LOL! When izzit ai’m spozed to do thiese things? And – ai noe you dont prolly noe – Mac, yoo noe – sumwun once sed tath command awn teh Mac iz teh sayme az control – but ai do hav a control – so – maybe ai shud trai them both?
Depnds whut browser u use, but try Command-R. Otherwise, u might has to manually clear ur cache.
LOL!!! Yoo think ai can doo that???
ROLF!!!
Ai dint eben noe ai HAD a cache! *fawls off chair laffing*
Uh, Janet, ai finkso u are losing ur control!
Yabbut, ur cache has a certain cachet. How could u not know this?
Ai lost it?? *gigglol*
Nope!! Rite heer awn teh keeboard! Itz teh cache ai cant find! Waht duz it luk laik?? Big?? Round? Oranj? Furree? Yung?? Nekkid? Wif an Irin? an Irin bord?
Laik wehn yoo hav a cyoot fello fur a boifrned – oar huzband – an peepl say “ooo, waht a cache!?”
If teh latter, ai wud NAWT be clearin it! Ai wud be hangin awn to it wif a tightness!
Ai iz jus bowt reddy tew sneek up awn mai hooman an…ZAP!!!
Hello cheezpeeps. Yay i gots a bebbeh orange 6 month old kitteh for me and da Plunder yesterday! Butt, Plunder DOES NOT WANT lol, she is very much peeved at little bebbeh wantin to be her friend. I hopes she gets used to him soon….
Ai haz a hyoooooj happeh fur awl uv yu!!!
Um, ebree sitchewayshun diffrint, but prollee Plunder upset coz uv introoder in her terrortorry suddinlee wif no warning owt uv nowhairs.
Yu can seprate tehm fur a lil bit, an mebbe du mai towl trick (gib eech towl tu sleep awn, swap tehm aftur a day, tehn swap back inna day) so tehy get used tu eech uvver moar slowlee? Gib her a lil thyme tu get used tu teh idea?
An also, plz tu be gibing us teh pics uv Plunder an teh gnu bebbeh!!!!
I will!
Named him Loot. Yeah she be hissing but her ears arent pulled back or nuthin, I tink she will be fine, cept little mister keeps on trying to sneak up and pounce on her! lol gets about a foot away before she hips around, he skids ot halt and has the ummmm I wasn’t doin nuffin face. lol How do you do the linky thing anyways?
it b hard tu deskribe how tu linkee, cuz WP tryz tu kunvert the instructionz intu a link!! so going tu posting a linkee
Oh, and Yay! fur gitting deh noo kitteh!!!
hmm lets try dis den
Loot is the orangie and Plunder be the calicoco
Lub teh naims! Duz u hab a kitteh er goggie naimed Pillage?
Dey cud bee Plunder, Pillage an Loot!
Yes actually
, Pillage was Plunder’s older brother that crossed da bridge a couple weeks ago. I gotted her Loot to keep her company now.
awww, sew sorree, ai nawt meen tew be insensitibe {{{Kandy_Girl an Pillage}}}
no worries. Things are getting better and i know he is in a better place now.
Yay fer ur noo kitteh! Butt (!) it iz gonna taik sum tyme fer dem tew git uzed tew eech uvver, speshalee iffn Plunder iz uzed tew bein teh kween uv teh howsehold.
Tru. *nodz* us cweenz duzn’t keer fur interloperz!! Deh cween deserba AWL deh hugz and snorglolz!!!
O Kandy_Girl, tihs be berri happee noos! Welcum to bebbeh loot kitteh, himz will sune be frendz wiv Plunder, ai’z shure!
{{{{{Kandy_Girl adn Lool adn Plunder}}}}}}
Yaay fur teh noo kitteh! Aifinkso Plunder will warmup to Loot in tiem — juss be caerful an watch dem wen dey be togedder.
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P-K be hasing berry good eye deas abowt dis sort uv fing.
Hay! WP eetid mai nownsmint taht Feline Harmony be fishullee open-fur-bisniss!!!!
Hmmph.
YAY!
I has nownsmint too.
Sarah & Dini are PLAYIN!
Woohoo!!!!!!
*happehdansdansdans fur playing kittehs*
Playin kittehs are teh kyoot. Nao tehy are BFF!!
W00t!!!
Wooty wooot!
*duz happee dans wif stoofed turkeyhat legs swingin wildlee*
Conga rats on teh launshing of teh Feelyne Harmonee! Iz gonna be a grate sukksess aifinkso, wiv yu at teh tiller!
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Ai cahn butt in heer tew sai wii gots sum moar nooze at wurks awn Friedegg nite?
Wii bee saif til at leest teh end uv teh yeer at dis poynt! Teh cumpny wil nawt kom rite owt an sai dey wuz tew hastee an kancel teh reorganizashun/layawfs, wii kno dey keepin it in plaise sew iffen teh orderz drawp agin dey cahn implimint it wif noe notise.
But is hoapful nooze, aifinkso! Naow ai kan stawp stressin til neggst yeer
Fank u awl fer ur supportz!
YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!
*grabs BF bai teh paws an swings her arown in a dansdansdans*
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Hooray fur teh gud nooz!! Stress iz NAWT a reel gud thing!
Joynz in deh DANS, DANS, DANS!!! Dat b deh awsumssest nooz!!!
I will keep mah hoofies crossed.
Yay furr tihs gud noos, wurk insekuritee is teh moast pleh. Nao yu can relacks a liddlol
Dis being berry good nuze!