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Ohai PB – conga rats and drinkies iz in order aifinkso! Where is eberyone?
Ohai CS adn thx !! Ai wuz one dring taht miselb ?? Iz urly foar Merikanz adn sum peepz be slepe stil frum tuu mush partee, praps?
Ai gawt cawfee (mi drinc of choyce) nd sum bananana yo!-gert frozin on a stik foar uz tu sillibrayt !!
we iz pushing teh clox bakk an howr tonight, sew is 4:38 am central standard time, nawt ebben 5 am whin new lol yooshallee comes owt!
ai buzzee reedin awl teh festibbitees frum yessterdai!
Ai worked thro the nait – an the bed!
Ai mayd it tihs far, sofa !!
Ai’ve stil gawt a spring in mi step …
Tihs iz fur enuff !!
Iz tehre sumfin ai can put mi futon ??
Ai wontid chainj … ( fownd 6 bux !! )
* Coff, Coff !! Croudz a bit sylint tuniet ….. *
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Tihs fing on ? Tap, Tap !!!!
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Ai doan kno bowt yu, butt(!) Aim in stitchez !!
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Aisle juz taik a shordt brayk !!
Lemme kno wen Mugglemary getz heer, plzthx !!
ohai ohai, ai iz heer, pb! see eggsplanashun upfred!
* Teh “Whu bi torkin” gibz it awai !! *
Yesh, ai see teh tiem chayngiz. If ICHC chayngez, tehn 2morrow ai may bi 22 howerz ahed, insted ob 21 !!
NE waiz, hao fingz 2niet, MM ??
fings is kwiet..tew kwiet..ai has a bored.
Sumtiemz taht iz gud. Ai knu peepz whu wud nit awn niet shift. (Nawt mi)
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Yestadai heer wuz 35 C nd todai onli 20 C butt(!) kumfee !!
Ai roed teh biek fur owr nd a harf toniet, sew nawt tuu bad !!
wun ob mai rezzidints is in teh horsepittel sew ai onlee has too at home tonite, wun ob hoom nebber comes down in teh nite. she is gud, she sleep at nite like odder rezzidints shud.
Ohai MM adn PB!!
Ohai mmm !!
Nao wi hab teh minimum rekwired. A corum, sew tu speke !!
ai jus looked up temprachur convershun – yipes, it wuz hawt tehr! ai can lib wif 68 F, but nawt gud at 90 F.
Aifinkso ai mist teh holloleen pardy larst nite, butt ai did playing teh t.r.o.l.l. krokay, it wuz awsum adn teh fun
Tehn we did teh toor of t.r.o.l.l. kanyon tu see teh t.r.o.l.l.s in tehyre nachrun enbirunmint!!
Sorree, MM. Ai yewzally yooze bofe on ICHC. Wi chaynjd tu metrick frum teh urlee 70′z in sebral staigiz. Mutch eezier wen ebreefing dibidez bi ten !!
Strainjly, yung mumz stil kwote baby waits in powndz, tho tehy wuddint undastand ennifing ells in powndz !!
We haz onlee 12°C hear todai (iz 54°F) – butt sunnee nao teh low clowd haz lifttid.
Ai wuz reden sum ob teh t*oll-hed crokay LOL befoar !! Litlol cornfyuzign, butt(!) sew funnee !!
if ai dids teh temprachur convershun rite, is -0.555555 C heer todai, 31 C. is novemburrrr in minneesnowtah!
Africat wud kno bowt tihs. In Feb, wi had tehree daiz ob 45 C nd wun ob 47 C in Melburn. Tahtz in teh souf wair itz spozed tu bi kool !!
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Conburshin maffs: Taik 45 C, mutlyp by 9, dibided by 5, tehn add 32 adn yu got teh fair-n-hot. Eezy, peezy !!
* Foar 47, juss pik a bigga numba !!
ai can stans it no lawnger -
skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
liddel pinkee nozie! floofee pawses! intent look on liddel fase!
ai are dedd >blargh<
O Noes !! Mugglemary iz dwon !!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
* sweep up Mugglemary’s branes an rinse dem wiv cleer solushun*
* pore dem inta a niec cleen funnil *
* pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
* fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
* tayp, tayp, tayp, tayppiti, tayp
* snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
* Leed Mugglemary to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a vegemite sammich*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
wha..where..when..hoo..
*sits strait up*
WHUT IS THIS IN MAI MOUF? ewwwwwwwwww
(ai hab ackshoolee traid teh dredded vegemite, yoo can keeps it)
oh fangkew fur reskewin me, pb!
Tahtz mai plezzur, MM !! Teh kitteh haz teh kyuutz, big tiem !!
We Just went awn Daylite savings taim, so ai think maybe ebreewun iz a littlo – discombobulayted, purrhaps?
Ai havnt chanjed ene ov teh kloks yet – cept fur mai alarm klok. Still, it wuz surprizing to see teh sun, wehn it wuz so urlee!
doobie doobie doooo, doobie doobie doooooooooooo!
Humm sum moar, AC. Ai doan reckogneyez teh tyoon !!
Ohai AfriCat!
ohai, mmm! ai saw teh troll crow kay and teh troll canyun ture, ai wish ai had bin abel to dew boff! teh dark an stormee nite wuz gud, two!
(stoopee werk compewtur keeps kikkin me orff)
ohai africat! sownds laik ole bloo aiis!
Izzit “Signin in teh rian ??
try “strainjirs in teh nite”
helli-oh… ai noe aiz laet… but(!) ai hoep awl ob u cheezfriedns adn yer kittes had a ginormusleh wonnermous hallo-weener tiem wif lawts ob yummeh treets. {{{{{ cheezpeepz adn dems kittehs }}}}}
Ohai Siobhan !! Saem tu yu n yawr kitteez !!
ohai cheezland!
tuday is all-souls day – the day for fond remeburring of all our hart-peeps and hart-kritters!
Heres a small song I wrotid for Smudgies folk-festival a whyle back…
I rote it for my hart-kitteh Monty who has been frollicking in Princess Mus’ meddow for 5 years – I still miss him…
*wipes leeky eyes – sorree…*
I borrowed the notes frum an oald TTI folk song:
Cheezland fayre
Ar u going to cheezland fayr
catnip, keebles, snorglols an thyme
rememburr me tu wun hoo libs deer
he wunce was a kitteh of myne
Tell him to play an frolic around
catnip, keebles, snorglols an thyme
to snorglol the noobies come to the meadow
coz him was a troo love of myne
Tell him I miss him – but noes he is fyne
catnip, keebles, snorglols an thyme
that he frolics, snorglols an clymbs
and plays with noobies all of the tyme
Tell him I watch him when no ones around
catnip, keebles, snorglols and thyme
Tell him I keep him deep in my hart
and will lub him til end of thyme…
Ar u going to cheesland fayre
catnip, keebles, snorglols an thyme
rememburr me tu wun hoo libs deer
he wunce was a kitteh of myne…
iz abbsoleyootelee wunnermus! fankees! maid mai iis awl leekee jus laik when prysma sent kitteh tois to mai rumpelteazer in the meddow!
Byootimus song Nenne
*wypz awai teers finking ov kitteh adn goggie hoo crost teh bridj last yeer*
{{{{{{{awl hart kittehs adn goggies adn frenz adn fambly hoo are sadlee misst}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{cheezfrenz hoo share our ups n downs}}}}}}}
Mai ies haz a leeky tu, Nennepuss! Dat wuz beeyootimus. Ai had a widdul floofy orinj boi naimed Crockett dat waz really mai hart-kitteh. Ai misses him.
Ai nawt awnlee hav leekee aiez, tehy ar running down mai cheeks!
Ai think Monty iz florlikking wif mai Hart-Kitteh Florian! An awl mai other beloved Kitthes. Ai lubbed tehm awl wif awl mai hart – but it iz Florian hoo awlwaiz maeks me crai!
Nennepus – this iz just. . . purrfekt fur today. Eneday, akshoolee, but speshulle fur today. Thanks.
Fank yoo, Nennepus. Dat be so beautimous. Ai has leekee aiez tu, fur teh “real” Cassidy an a lieftiem uv otter kittehs hoo be waytin at teh brij.
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Alsew, becuz todai be All Saints Day, we had a remembery at church fur all teh members of teh church famblee hoo lefted us during teh last yeer. Sew ai has been finkin awl dai uv all teh peeplols as well as teh animlols ai is missin.
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Ai has a sad…
{{{{{Cassidy}}}}}
I’ve tried to rememburr all the gud tiems I’ve had with my lost kittehs, frends and famblee…
The gud tiems rememburred!
*finks uv kittehs across teh Bridge*
*wipes aies* *wipes aies agen*
*gibs up wiping *
Thanks, Nennepus….
{{{{{{PK+JCH5K+LOW+MMM+PB}}}}}}
Sorree furr awl teh leeky eyes!!!
an an egggstra strong hug {{{{{{{{{{{{MM}}}}}}}}}}}}}
ohai guyz … yew wuz having so much fun yesterday that you borked the intertubes. or at least bent them. or at least the part connected to ICHC. yep. ai wuz just watching (and laughing) the beginning of the troll crow kay match, when all of a sudden that lol disappeared. Only wun that wud show wuz the wun wif the basement cats around the black hole. And with only about 30 commints on it. Then for hours, nothing new would come through. Nothing! oh, the huge manatee!
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But (!) eventually ai got to see the whole thing, because someone (Igor? has anybuddy seen Igor?) fixed the interwebs. Ai gives a big tip of the hat and a round of applesauce to everybody. It wuz wun of the funniest collecshuns ai have ever seen. Yep, that’s my story. And ai’m sticking tooit.
Yes, it was teh powerful fun. So much so that it knockeded out my electricities for about 45 minutes. Hmph. I hadda go outside and do some yardwork instead. Oh, teh huge manatee!
LOL!! It wuz teh BEST TROLL CROW KAY game EBBER!!
Ai arrived layte – an tehn ai cudn’t figure out wich bawl color ai cud pik – so ai started to maek teh list! An saw taht it din’t seem to madder.
But tehn – awl teh funnee Troll Bawl commintz!! Ai wuz laffing so hard ai cudn’t find a playce to jump in. . . .
Teh costumes that peeps hadded on their avatars is teh viewable by clicking here.
If ur avatar isnt’ there and u want it to be, plz to be sending me a copy of it at lolcatburglar at teh gmail dot com. kthxboo
mai innertuubz wuz deh wonkee, tuu….
it wud taking furrrebbbbbbbeeer tu refreshing deh paige!!!!! I kud barely git mai stuff postinged fur deh D&SN adn deh Party.
u, kitteh, y u noes bring back taek-owt ??8? Goes bak adn chayng der clox.
Adn gm 2 cheezies; joyyuss dai 2 alls
Ni hao, Kai-lan!
okee dokee ai has to go awai nao, hab fun ebbreewun!
{{{{{{{{cheezpeeps an cheezkittehs}}}}}}}}}
Ornjj Floof Kitteh lubz
2 digz, digz, digz noo tunnillz
in strawng Beeg Lawnng Chayr
Ornjj Floof Kitteh fowndz
elebentee Munneez andz
lawng lawsted Reemoat
Ornjj Floof Kitteh habz
diskubburd noo cawntinnent.
Hurz will naymz it ‘Jorjj’!
Ornjj Floof Kitteh canz
oanlee beez fowndz wen Hewminz
sitz awn Beeg Lawng Chayr
Jack.
Awsum, Jack! *applesause applesauce*
Leeky aies frum Nennepus, laffter-owt-lowd frum yu… purrfekt!!!
The National Kewt Center is reporting a 75% increase in floof. Individyals are advised to–
KA-BOOM
Too late. I deid.
yay! my kitty is famous!
(her name is Pumpkin)
Oh hai China, I herd about dim sum and I wantz sum.