target sighted and locked and butt wiggle
target sighted and locked and butt wiggle engaged.
sumwun alreddee gotz 2 mah targit.
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Make sure teh safety is off!
Iz nuffing safe abowt a kitteh wif noms in site!1!!!
Ur nom’s days is numbered.
Wai IZZIT taht yoo can awlwaiz tell wehn teh “butt wiggle ov doom” iz engajed just bai teh look in there aiez??
it is also known as the “kitty hula” in some regions lol
Hao du ai nom thee? Let me cownting teh ways….
hmm…
1. ah l’ohranje
2. boiled
3. chopped and stirr-fried
4. dumplings, maded intu
5. e…
6. en croûte
7. fryd in olib oyl
8. gratinated
9. heffily wiv no shuga
10. i…
11. in whyte whyne sauce
12. jelloed…
13. kanned
14. long tiem at low tempratshur, cooked for
15. m
15. mareenattid
16. nawt cukked butt roar
17. oben rowsted
18. purréed
19. q…..
20. quartered and cooked
21. roasted onna spitt
22. steemed – is helfy
23. treakle – cooked wif
24. u
unkukkeded
Veryveryvery well dun
Wif choklit soss (mmmmmm!)
Xtry choklit soss
Yummily cubberd in choklit soss
Zoookey knee!
19. queesh, maed into
20. row sted, wif an applol in its mouf
21. sordid trimmingz, served wif
22. tern, cukked to a
23. underdone? NEBBUR!
24. verree well basted
25. wif a fine whine (not dat boks stuff!)
26. xactly enuf to fill kitteh’s belleh (if dat’s pawsible)
27. YNG, sirved by (well, teh eyez need a treet sumtimes tew, aifinkso!)
Aaand….
28. ZZZZZs of blissful nappitude after teh nomnomnoms haz ended!
*gentle belch*
Plz to excyooze.
W00t!!
Again in teh WAAAAAAY up hai top spot!
Yoo reelee laik living danjerouslee!!!
Oar – izzit tath it’z Awl Saynts Day, so yoo noe nuthing can happen awn yur speshul day???
Wait, whut? Saint? Moi?
*shows Janet copy of LCB Arresitifcation Record, Volume Elebenty*
Butt. . .butt. . . .*wiggle* Awlmost ALL ov teh Saints were arestificated! An thrown into teh dunjuns. An broiled. An baked. An ripped to peeces bai lyons. Oar shot full ov arrowz . Oar stoned. Oar burnt at teh stake. Oar. . .lotz of odder unplesent things.
Beeing a saint iz NAWT eezee!!!
All those things? DO NOT WANT!
Oh. *puts arrowz away*
Whut’s that u’r hiding behind ur back? Sounds like stones to me.
*suspishus look*
*sssssssssss*
(sound ov fyres being eggs ting wished)
No, no, luk nothing here butt tehse stake… er… hey, luk over tehr!
ROOOOOOOAAAAASRRRRRRRRRR
Its a lion! Get in teh oven!
*looks over there*
*looks back in time to see martoonie brandish a pastry brush*
Did she hav ene applolz???
OMCC!! Ai suddenlee feel az if we ar awn stage in “Hansel and Gretel!!!”
An teh curtin slolee fawlz.
Martoonee haz to maek teh supper – ai hav to taek Salleh to teh beech. . . .
But toona in layter!
Will LCB get into teh oven??
Will teh Lyon sleep tonite?
Waht iz teh mysterious pastree brush – reelee??
Waht happend to teh stones?
Will martoonie maek supper wifaut ene green veggytamatables?
Mai Sundee Skule teecher klaims 2 b a saynt, cuz he gotted stoaned wunce. Or twyce. or moar, he cudden reelly membar.
Wewll!! LOL!! Sure beetz teh arrows!
Butt has safety?
OHAI!! CrankySAINT
Hao ar yoo doin today?? Ar yoo noo heer?
Oar – just visiting fur teh day???
I’m a lurker. Lolspeak is not my native tongue, so I rarely post.
But that’s OK!!!! LOTS of peeple here use plane Ingerlish!! Yoo can joyn in enetime yoo want!
No wun cares at all. Its just – lots ov thing ar funnier in LOLspeek, becuz ov teh way yoo can use the language!
Even Phillipe d’Beaker often uses just English! and Maus! Anc – lots of people!
that would suck if he hit the fork at full speed
Lazers Reddeh!
*BON ZAI*
nomattakk in 3…. 2…. 1….
Tehehehehe, I luvs it when da kittehs do da butt (!) wigglol when dey is awlmost reddy to pownce!
Awl ur noms is belong to me.
Eggsept teh green stuffs. You can has.
Maybee teh green stuffs ar ham an aches in de skies??
Luks liek vejtabuls to me. Pleh. Plz to deep fry an maybe we can talk.
Tawkin ob which, teh martoonie fambly is letting it be known dat dey is starvin to deth so cud ai plz wiggle mai own butt an get ober to teh frijj before tehy eggspire. Enjoy teh rest ob ur Fundays while ai create a culinerry sensayshun.
*sownd ob microwave*
Iff itz teh tomayto soop yur putting in there, ai’d bee reelee careful!
Bewaer teh BOOM!!!
Piers an Ping! Mai faybrut dish!
Ping!!!!…
What we havin then? Does it inbolve alchohollik beverij? Huh? Huh?
.
We just eetid porkchops an veggies an mash an yorkshire puddins an graybee made wiv wine an now I can has………..
.
Applol Pi
Bananananananananananana custerd
Cherree crumblol
D….
Straynjly enuff, we had pig chops an mennee, mennee vejjees too! Not oenlee do awl teh peeps in TTI kno E chudder, we awl has dinnah togevver, rown wun, big taybul!
yup! an Hennery teh Aytfth, an awl hims wyfs, an taht funnee cupple yu met awn hollydai taht tym
adn teh nites hoo sai “ni”
allthough they do take up a lot of spayse with those shrubberies…
Donuts
Eggstra chocklit chocklit caek
Flourless chocklit caek
Gingerbredd mens
H…
Hot kross buns
Icekreem caek
Jelly an icekreem
L…
lollipop?
milka chonklit?
Nutella on towste
Orinj (nawt poisin) moose
Punkin py (left ober from yestidai
Quite a lot of udder pys
Rayzin toast
Steemy hot pudding
Tantalyzinglee gud choklit sunday
U…
unusually hyoooj porshun ob cake!!
velvet cake, to be exzackt
walnut ice creeeemz!
x……..
JYNX!!!
Upside down caek (pinnyapplol_
Velvet caek, red
Whippee creem
X. . .
otay den
x-tra piece of cake
yellow cake too
zero calorie cake, not want!!!!
XMas cookies!!
Yellow caek
Zabaglione
LOL!!
JYNX!
vevet cake an yellow cake FTW!!
Jinx times elebenty!!!
Xtra choklit soss!
Yellol caek
Zeebra strypee icee creem
Ta-da!
more yellow cake!!! nommmm!!!!
TA DA!!!!
W00t!!
An mezzomom come in thurd awn YELLOWCAEK!
Akshoolee, ai reellee laik yellow caek. Wif chocolate frosting – an maybee sum vanilla eye skreem.
Nawt awn mai dye yet rite nao tho . . . mebbee nebber again
heers teh burfday fairy, still pooped owt frum running arownd trying to follow teh trol-hed crokay game yesterday but reddy to say HAPPYY BURFDAY to Seagreen17, tehcezar, an RaindropandDaisytop an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd lots oan lots ob lefted-ober kandees an cuppiecaeks an caeks an kandees an yummy stuffs frum all teh halolween parties yesterday, along wif sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif lots ob lefted-ober halolweenie toys (teh burfday fairy beleeves in redoose reyooze resiyclol
) so yoo haz grab bags ob trol taxononomomy boblolhed dolz (teh diffrent kinds ob trols frum teh offishul Trol Taxonomnomony), wind-up raysing skellytons, wind-up rasying zombies, plushie beenbag bats, sparkly alien stikkers, skull-shpaed bownsy balls taht glo in teh dark, halolween coluring buks wif bokses ob halolween-colurd crayns, an all kinds ob fun stuffs!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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ooo.
Fankeez, BF!!
Bai deh way, deh troll krokay wuz deh fun!!
*Windz up skellytun and zombie
*letz dem go!
*Zombee crashez intu wall
*skelleetun nomz awl deh Holloweenee candeez.
Iz tis a nom ai seez befor me?
Hmph. Mai puter printer pikked NAO tu run lo awn toner an start printing awl streeky an faint an stuff, witch nawt mayk such gud bisniss cards oar pamflets. Seanya gunna vestigayt opshuns (witch mostlee meens stuff costing lots uv munnees oar lots’n'lots uv munnues oar eben moar munnees *grumblol*). Ai gunna go tayk a catnap nao.
*ploofz pillow, and cubberz PK wif floofy blankee*
Haz a gud nap!
*wakz printer wif krokay mallet*
sum tymes dats all de unnerstn!!!
reboots wif mai boot!!!
aww thats A-D-O-R-A-B-L-E!!! that sounds like my cat!
lol yeah cats always wiggle their butts before they pounce.
KKettehs do teh BWOD!
Teh Butt Wiggle Of Death!
Ai luvz teh butt wiggle … alwayzz cracks me up!