and at that moment, basement cat and
and at that moment, basement cat and all evil was born….
nao teh legionz will b summoned.
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teh whichus koven!
Conga ratz tu yu catena! **spreads hallolween buffet** We kin haz eggy sammies cut intu bat shapes, punkin joos, froshlee maked care-a-troll-mel applols, an odder fings! An ov korz lawtz ov candiez!
Wares teh keesh?
I haz tu shayre the keesh? Sheesh! **Putz owt deelishus keesh, mayde frum resapee rhsb gibbed her**
YUM!
**eets awl teh keesh**
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Enny moar?
Ov korz! Dere iz alwaiz moar in Cheezland! **wishes dere wuz moar IRL** Halp yurself! Butt pleez leev rum fur teh candee laydur! Yu nawt wants a tummee ayke!
Othx!
nom nom nom.
ai iz bak frum wurk/vakashun trip…unpakun, kitteh snorglun, washun klose, kitteh snorglun, goun tru mayl, kitteh snorglun…
Fankies PH!!!
ai ate awl the cuppie caeks!
nomnomnomnomnom….
*runs into the kitchin and finds these to replayse them!!!
I stoled these frum teh orfis partee!
*sniff sniff* Did eye heer Loloween buffay?
The evil minions conference!
OHai KittyMom755! Ai nawt seed yu dere! Izza ty, ai finkso! Pleez tu joyne uz atta buffay befoar yu goez tu teh BOOteek.
Always reddy for buffay. Dat keesh luks nommy! An eye’ll hav jus won of tose eggy sammiches cut in bat shape; how kyute!
Let mee jus add sum oranj-spyce tee to buffay. Is a littlol chilly in Texas dis moanin’.
Iz it poizun? Day say teh orinj wunz iz poizun! It smellz gud, doh!
conference? but whar are teh nayme tagz? and teh binderz?
won ring tu kall dem awl, adn een teh darknuss bynd dem
@@@@@@!! burgers fur you, catena!
litruiry ref FTW! (butt(!) aifinkso de ring uv witch we speeks mite of bin de ring uv de toona can… definitly wud kall dis lot!)
LOL!!! Ring ov teh toona can getz mai kittehs ebree taim!
LotR ref FTW!
Dis luuks lyk seen frum Catwoman!
Oar, mebbe dis?
Fair is foul, and foul is fair
Hover through the fog and filthy air
Minionz, he haz dem!
Din’t see no kittehs in dis klip. Doan ‘member no kittehs in Macbeth, neither!
Teh Ebil. Ai ar it.
I doesn’t rember kittehs in MacBeth neither, but I does rember there was a dog. Mrs. MacBeth was always trying to make him go outside.
*snurt*
um, wuz dat teh wun named Spot?
oh mai, ai haz gotted this awl rong…
Dat MacBeth wuz meen tu dat goggie! **takez spot an cuddlols him*** Yu nawt haz tu go owt, Spot!
An yu duz nawt hab tu go tu teh dam, eevur!
Mai MawmParrut uzed tu sai,
Ai wint down tu the dam,
Tu git sum dam waddur,
An the dam man tole me,
Ai cud nawt hab no dam waddur.
Sew ai tole teh dam man,
Tu keepz himz dam waddur!
*runs in breffless*
Ohai LCB, ai haz peetsa frum domnominos heer fore yew. Ai haz bin traink to deliber it to yew sins the Awsim Box Present Lol, wehn yew aksed GP to get yew a peetsa.
Ai hoeps yew lieks it.
Jist going to lai daown for a wiel naow. Iz taired aftur delibering peetsa to yew.
*faints*
*fans KK wiv big feathery fan* hmmmm…. ai can haz better idea.
*hands fan to YNG and leaves quietlee*
*kwiklee erekts tent arown KK an teh YNG, in teh innerests uv keeping tihs a famblee-frendlee site*
Seben byootimus BCs
Ohmai.
Must run fur a lil bit, will be back!
oooh, nyse job onna avatar!
I want dem all!
oh PK! ai gotted Homer’s Odyssey at liberry and started lissening to it last nite. Girl in storee iz alot lyke u!! She volunteered at shelterz, came hoam cryin and tryed to adopt alla animalz whut was not enuf ruum for.
AN she dopted liddul blak kitteh whut no wun wanted!
AN she called him “Homer Bear”!!
::shivers::
the demewntors
o.O
expecto patronum!
er… PAWtronum!
This… is… S-PAW-TA!
*heddesk*
*kick*
Ooooh! Pritty kittehs! Whut r dey lukin at? Doan go into teh hole!
Butt (hehehe), what if der iz gushifuds in teh hole?
If dat b deh mauz hole, i not wanna seeing deh mauz dat kummingz owt uv it!!!
Very nice picture. But what are they standing around?
*were* born; please can we have correct grammer?
Obviously you are new to lolcats. Thar iz no gud gramars heer.
What ams dis grammer, him speeks ob? He meen like teh mudder obs mees mudder? Hi grammer! Dis yous maeks mees sum cookies?
*handz Dave a chokklit chip kookee!!
fresh frum deh oben, ub korse. Us grammaz awlwayz haz kookeez fresh frum deh oben.
Fanks grammer!!!
subjekt conflayshun, we haz itt!!
Please can we has correct spelling with our grammar?
Welcome to Cheezland, Prysma-kitteh! And to Lolspeak. I thought I’d seen you on this site before. All spellings and grammars welcome hear. (And grammas, too!)
It was funny that the person pointing out the poor grammer (sic) spelled grammar incorrectly.
Gud wun, prysma-kitteh!
oops, forgot to add:
No! U cannot has!
Izza gud dai fur spelling, aifinkso! **Putz a spell awn yu** BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
RIBBIT RIBBIT
Odeer!
**Kisses teh liddlol frawgee hed**
Dat nawt wurk.
**kasts a spell tu chanj teh frawgee bak tu the prysma-kitteh**
Sawree PK, ai wuz aiming furr the Tee Are O Ell Ell. Aifinkso dat Guiness Piggeh musta left the gate to the canyun opin!
OOOK!!! OOOOOK!!!
Odeer, wares Dumbloldore win yu needz him?
Eesh. I donut nose wut kinda creetshur maykes dat noise! It’s kyoot, tho.
**closes eyes titelee, castz anudder spell trying to change PK bak tu our belubbed PK**
Aiz frayed tu luk!
Dats a Orangutanarangdangdang… Laik teh Librarian ov Unseen University in Ankh-Morpork! (Terry Pratchitt’s Discworld)
Iz it poizun?
Noe, jus don call eet a *wispurrs* m-o-n-k-e-y. Oar terribull fings will happen!!!
**sounds owt teh leddurs** mmmmuuuunnkkkkeee. Monkey? It’s a monkey?
Ahem. Yu hazza lukkee ai no longer being an APE. NAWT teh m-wurd. APE. Duz yu gno hao strong an ape being?
**fliezawaiwifakwikness*
Mebbee I kud halp? I haz a majiklol bonking stik heer.
Ohai yur madjistee! Yesh, pleez! Bonk dat kyoot creetshur! Nawt tu hard, doh.
*waivingz deh bonking stik in deh air*
Bonk!!
deh kyoot crreetchr b turninged intu a shinee raynbow kullered hamster.
*lukks arown at awl teh kittehs*
*pees inna flannik*
Mebbeh yu shud bonk a liddlol hardur?
Oar jist teech hur teh conga?
OK, I tryz agin!
*waivingz deh bonking stik in deh air*
Bonk!!
*deh raybow kullered hamster turningz bakk intu deh adorablol PK .
OK, I gotta go git reddy fur awl deh partying later tuday. BBL!!!
Ook, PK, hazza banana! haz yu read teh new Discworld yet? Unseen Academicals?
I haz it on my Kindle (otai, I do purrfur real buks, but the Kindle iz useful fur all teh trabelling i be doing lately.
*nomsnoms bananananana*
Oook ookooook ook. *
*translation: Partway through and enjoying thoroughly!
Ooook! Oook ook.
*translation: I luv teh Librarian*
Mii too! Himz my faborite, an Death ob corse cause hii lubs kittehs!!!
Ai luvs teh pic uv Death sitting wif lil tabbeh bebbeh, toadallee feerless, in frunt uv him.
ai can has Unseen Academicals audiobook on request at liberry! ai wuz lukkee, got my name onna list @ #6. Naow am at #4. Cannawt wayt! Liberrian and Def an tabbeh kitteh?? DO WANT!!! *has an impayshunt*
Teh pic am frum, um… *pondurs* Teh Last Hero. Ai finds it, justasec.
Death an teh kitteh
SQUEEEEEEE!!!!
fank yoo! ai lurves it too!
@@@@@!
oooooOOOOOook.
awsum pixure!! Ai maid
Dis Pixure intew a lol a wile bak but it dint need tew bee, iz grate pixure awl awn itz own!
Ai lubs!!!! *sends tu awl her DW fan frenz*
gud wun BF!!!
Correct grammer in Cheezland? Not happening this week, aifinkso! All grammers and spellings welcome here, even SWE (that’s standard written English, you know; actually, that’s probably meant as standard written “American” English, but the village wasn’t so global when I was in school as it is now. Lot’s of Cheezpeeps from TTI (teeny, tiny Ingerland) use other grammers and spellings, and we loves them, too!
Hugs! =^,,^=
Ahem. Tangent. That’s “grammar”.
*takes off t r o l l mask*
Phew! dat fing stinks!
oopsies, ai sees PK awredy poyntid dis aot up fred!
Juss meens we has teh GM taht TA
>snerk<
kelsee grammer?
runsawaiwifakwikness
Ai muss go purpare mai kostume fur the pardee laydur! Sea yu guise inna liddlol wyle!
wutchu gonna bee? wutchu gonna bee? huh huh kan we haz a hint?
Ohai pal! Nose, ai hazza sawree, yu kinnawt no, izza sirprize! Wutchu gonna bee?
The Secret National Basement Cat Ebil Plan Gathering
Now dey throws a cheezburger in teh air and it turns into a spaceship!
Berreh nawt sekkund
meeteengz ubz Midnyte Kitteh
Croo cree~aytz havvukk!
Midnyte Kitteh Croo
deebydez Urff n2 sebben
cawntinnentz. Wun 4
Eetch Midnyte Kitteh
2 hug and skweez andz playz wiff
andz claym az himz oawn!
Needless 2 say, lawtz
ubz t3h cawntinnentz wurz knoend
farz and wydez az ‘Jorjj’
Jack.
Wutz don dis dahk whoyl?
Dis awf intrust tu kittehs.
Won bii won, dey goe.
ROFL *showrs Jack wif howloleen candee lyk confettees*
“jorjj” *gigglol*
mebbe b liek “norf jorjj” “souf jorjj” “eest jorjj” etc?
then u alsew haz, “nawt-as-norf-as-norf jorjj”?
norf bai norfwess jorjj
So mennee ‘Jorjj’ez
maydz Midnyte Kittehz habz Madz.
Gawtz 2geddurr andz
Mayd upz noo naymz 4
dayr cawntinnentz. Dat day amz
knoendz az ‘Caturday’
Caturday helpd mayk
naymz 4 playssez awn t3h Gloab
so naow Caturday
Amz yooneebursill
day ubz treetz, play and lawwwwwng Napz
lubbd bye awll Kittehz!
Jack.
Elebenty burgurs tu tessm! ROFL!
ai steeled teh idea from Terry Pratchett and teh wee free men!
“nawt-as-big-as-medium-size-Jock-but-bigger-than-wee-Jock Jock”
Taeks big crew to fix sump pump in dat hole. — Basement Cat Dooties, somebody gots to do ‘em. Not “evil” jus “ebil”
Seriously folks, many black cats loose their lives or are seriously maimed on Halloween by people who believe they really are evil or are second-class felines. Many animal shelters do not allow adoptions of black cats in October and screen potential adoptors extra carefully at any time. Let’s have fun, but let everyone know that black cats are really just as innocent and beautiful as any other felines.
Menny ov teh peeps here hazza speshul luv fur the black kittehs, and Basement Cat references are jest jests, derived frum sum long ago lol.
My purrsonal fav is teh all gray kitteh ov teh Happy Cat variety, not only fur the happy purrsonality, but symbololically, is nice blend of BC and CC.
Yin-yang!! Gud pichur! Kittehs balanz best, uno.
Cloud has lurked for years on ICHC. Adopted and loved 2 BCs who were abused by humans and had to learn to trust again, taking years to do that. Has special love for BCs and knows you all do too. Keeping BCs safe is special cause, need your help.
yay for u, cloud!
*extends floofy paw uv speshul BC frenship*
Yays fur teh reskyuing of BCs!!!! Ai haz a beri happeh tu meeting yu!!!
yayz! i made te lol, and i jus want to say that the black kittehs should be loved and i got nothin against them! so horrible that people would do that terrible stuff to them. They are just as lovey or indifferent as any other kitteh!
Yu maid teh LOL!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ elebenty!!!!
yesh! i amz jus as exciteds about its too! when i sawz it on de home page i screamed and ran arounds teh house! it was de first time one ofs my lols gots on de hompage!!!
Yay Yew! I gotted wun onna paij a feu dais ago tew! Issa gud feline
yayyyyyy! gud jawb!
Ohai Cloud! Iz berry nise tu be meeting yu! **extends culurful wing of frenship** No ovfence, butt, cud yu moob ober a liddlol an let teh sun come frew?
ooooh, let teh sun shyne iiiiiiin, ♫
fayse it wiv a grin! ♪ ♫
Yay fur Cloud!!! An teh BCs – as yu can knoes frum mai abatar iz owned by 2 blakk minions ov teh Basement Cat. Awl mai owncats (nawt fambly cats) wuz BCs – just turns owt taht wai.
welcum, clowd!
>extens floofee paw ob frenship<
ai lurked fur a lawng time tew! ai hazza sawft spawt fur bcs two.
We know. Lots of folks here are involved in animal rescue and welfare. Lots have and love their BC’s — me included, especially my black Cory-Bear who has all cheezland as aunties and uncles, and I’ve grieved while working in a shelter for the loving BCs who died, and the cheezpeeps grieved with me.
It’s all a game, as booklion said. However, it’s probably just as well to make sure it’s clear for anyone who isn’t a regular and might think that we’re serious about black cats being evil.
In onnor uv awl BCs, on both sides of the Bridge: my own silleh lil BC bebbeh, frum just a few minnits ago:
Dat’s adorubbull!!
Ohai kafleen! **offurs sum wafflols shayped lyke punkins** Datz nawt a door, oar a bull, iz Cory Bear!
no, no, u silleh!
It’s adore-able, and rubb-able!
*bites wafflol shayped lyke punkin and runswiffit*
remember teh story about the crazy man with the parrot, and the parrot kept saying, “Nut”?
NO!!! Ai dont noe it!
Butt Cory – so big nao! An oh-so-cyoot!!
Ai finded hims nawt-sekkund bideo on mai puter yesserday, cud hardlee beleev was saym kitteh!!!
(Fur gnu cheezpeeps: Cory waz sekkund foster-kitteh, aftur Eva-teh-Diva, an been wif me frum 2.5 weeks, an awl cheezland be hims godparints.
Nawt sekkund bideo fur teh curius: Cory’s nawt-sekkund appeerinse)
Cory is berry byootimus kitteh. Maeks me want to go home and play tug-of-war with Jewel again over her piece of string!!
Cory is adorable!
Teh lil nut keeps demanding ai frow moar nuts fur him.
Ai nawt habbing much luck nomming tehm, but ai gunna be finding tehm fur weeeeeks!!! LOL Whair him getting awl teh enerjees fur bownseflingbownsechaseswatflingbownse ober and ober an ober an ober an ober and ober, aidunno!!!!
dats swete!
(adn peenuttee)
I have to agree with cloud, I don’t enjoy these black cats = evil basement cat lols, which perpetuates the old wives tale of black cats being witches familiar etc.
purrsonallee, ai fink uv it as a kinda “evil-wannabee” fing.
lyke mai ornj Sam-Sam, whu reelee, reelee wanted to be big bad-a$$ tuff tomkitteh, butt (!) hee wuz way too floofy and cuute! he even had teh floofy nikkerz! so how cud he ever be reallee bad-a$$? butt(!) we let him pretend to be.
Ai hadda oringe kitteh tu, hoo finked him wuz bad-a$$, butt wuz floofee an had BEEG floofee nikkers wif liddlol tiny feetz! Himz nayme wuz Danser. Witch wuz nawt propreeut, cuz himz wuz teh lazee! Butt wuzz purtee win himz walkz, lukked lyke a badareena!
**nods fyuriuslee** Yesh yesh!! Deed yu lewz him? Cuz him kame tu me azza stray. Ai tayked berry berry gud kare ov him, aifinkso! Him wuz teh happee-layzee-spurled kittee! Himz ate a 2 powned beef roast dat wuz cooling awf wyle ai wuz owwta teh rum, wunce. Ai lubbed him berry mush.
All this sownding spishuslee lyk mai Angel-gurl, whu also camed heer az a stray… orinj, floofeh, nikkers, toes, fud, wanna be bad but tu cyoot… *lukks spishuyslee arown fur cloning masheen*
yay for toe floofs!
mai Sam-Sam wuz wun uv those adventurous cats whut wuz nawt happee indoorz alla tyme. wun day he did nawt come hoam frum his walk. he had been hit by a kar. sumwun kindly took him to a nearby vet’s, who sed he had dyed instantlee and nuthin cud have bin dun for him. (ai just hoap that wuz true and nawt somethin they sed to mayke me feel better.)
wuz just about this tyme uv yeer, Nov ‘02. ai haz cupple picturs on mai profile, the nawt-sekkund wun an the verree last wun.
Wee has a nornj wun, Poli (short fur Napoleon) hoo wants eberywun too fink he is dis big bad street kitteh (he ackshuly wuz a street kitten) butt (!) hee iz rilly teh biggest lubcat yoo eber saw. Too kyoot an lubbin to be meen, eber.
Happy Hallowe’en, eberybuddy!
2 pouwnd beef roast!
mai obikitteh has teh floof between hims towsees! he a big ole goofbawl. jus befoar ai came to werk, he had his feerce on, gentlee nibblin mai tows.
teh sevnth gate. ov nine. wen yu reech teh ninfh gate, yu can meet teh basmint cat.
duz u has too bring gushy fud? or ARE u teh gooshy fud?
mah sent-a-mint eggsactly.
ebil kittehs r ebil.
Puh! dare aint no ebil kittehs! *hoof flop*
Absomuhlootly no ebil kittehs!! not nowere not nohow!
Happy halolololololweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh(n)!!!
ooo… I likee!!!!
If dassa mause hoal, dat mus be wun skarree maowse!!!!!
ai wishes taht our resident Maus kud be here to play today. ai haz an egg cited about the Hawloloween festibities!
Yesh, I misses aour Maus, too! We sends him gud wishes, weherever he bees, okay palinsc?
What the deuce…that’s kind of dramatic
awesome picture…
A? Y yew celebratin Hawlowoleen? rly?
Iz two skeerd to wear skeery costume! Adn den Ceilinng Cat finks iz ebil, adn i gawtz to go to da basement when I die(adn dats liek jayl)! Fink, fellow kittehs, WWCCD? Would He celebrate Hawloloween? NO! Xackly!
Iz jus gettin da festibities from mah hoominz. Dats awl.
Aifinkso CC would sellybrate Howlolween if ther were gud trickytreets. CC lieks anyfing that maeks peeps be happy an play nise.
Are there really sane people who truly believe that black cats are evil? Is anybody truly that stupid? Or is it possible they just use that as a justification to be cruel to an animal? How could any animal be evil? Perhaps mental illness could cause a person to believe it, but then it is doubtful that public-awareness efforts could change the mind of someone like that.
Does anyone here know a sane, at-least-average-intelligence person who believes in this? I would be curious to hear about it. Anybody?
PS… my comment wasn’t related to yours in any way, Da Tutle.
Wanted to make sure its proximity didn’t give that impression.
NO wun HEER wud think ov enething so sillee!
But ai’m sure there ar sum peepl out there hoo do.
But ai hav mai darling littlol Fiona, a moast charming littlol basemint cat – so ai hav PROOF taht in iz nuthing but nonsense!
JCH4K –> JCH5K?? ai musta missed sumfing!!
I’ve heard people say black cats are boring and all look alike (O.o which I cannot get my head around… Cory looks nothing like Tess’ Morgan, fur eggsample). I have yet to meet one who genuinely believes black cats to be evil, except perhaps where mental illness is involved, as you say. Possibly superstition and bad luck, as a milder form of “evil,” are lingering longer — most people will insist they aren’t superstitious, but will still go along with them “just in case” (sorta like those stupid chain emails).
I’m not going to even consider the history of prejudice against cats in general or the medieval church’s thing against cats especially black ones right at the moment. In the present, I suspect it’s mostly one of those things that “everyone knows”.
That said… note that I said “mostly”. Cults exist (and I don’t mean witches… I’m pagan and can you see me ever sacrificing a cat?!?!) and can do some nasty things. And not everyone mentally disturbed is diagnosed as such, recognized as such, or has any idea it’s anything but a real religious revelation or what-have-you. I’m not denying that horrible things happen to animals, including cats, including black cats, sometimes by people who seem otherwise normal.
Just my thoughts, take ‘em for whatever they’re worth (probably less than 2 cents).
u just hazza jellus becuz Cory-Bear nawt has liddul bit uv white on hiz fayse lyke Morgan, so he nawt get called “Mr. Sugar-Cheeks” at teh V-E-T.
Tessm!!!
*runs into reum at full speed*
*traies to stop befoar nokking tessm ober*
*fails*
I meened to do taht
*halps tessm up*
*gibs her bigbig schmoos nd snorgls*
*nd runs araound in sirkils skweeing histerki… hustrik… liek a madwomyn*
Ohai, iz gud to seeings yew.
*bat bat bat at KimKiwi*
*liks alla furz bak into playse*
ohai, kim! {{{KK}}}
u is having a gud Sunday? how iz ur two kittehs?
Iz berry erly sundae mornink – ai can haz sleepy at niet? No ai can noes haz!
Teh kittehs be gud, tehy still be orl hissy growlee at eech uther butt (sniker) tehy boath sleepies on mai bed wib me. Tehy is beink kitteh sittid foar a few daes tihs weeek weeek weeeek wiel ai iz atta konfrins, teh chilean boi gonna lukk aftur tehm. Ophelia lurrrrrves teh chilean boi!
{{{{KimKiwi}}}}
u tayke over my troll krokay gayme onna next lol? ai hasta get reddy to go teech peepul haow to knit hats!
i dont think black cats are evil. its just a common belief, and on the site basement cat is a black cat. nuthin against the cutie black kittehs!
Nothing against you or your LOL–probably one of the very best on the CC/BC meme. Just wish caption had said “ebil”. Can we be friends?
yesh it probably shoold have said “ebil” i was just being quick! sure we can be teh interwebs friends! no creepy buisness tho. creepy buisness frightes me soooooo much. creepy is my fobia!
Nuffin rong wif basemints, dey juss teh bottim ob teh haose! STN!
Humans who hurt living beings for the sake of hurting are insane. You are no doubt right that torturers look for justifications for their cruelty. I just want to be careful not to suggest any.
Maybe this LOL is too effective. Didn’t LOL myself.
YESH! ai habs a cowerker ob aberaj intellijins hoo finks awl kittehs be eevil. She berree relijus, (onlee reesun ai cownts hur jus aberaj) finks tehy sneekee an jus plain bad. Tole me strait owt she HATES kittehs becaws she fink tehy be teh debbils werk.
Ohai frends! Ai cannawt bee heer fer teh festibitees layter *powt*
so tew awl ai sez
HAPPEE HALLOWEENIE!!
*powts too*
Ditto! < —— (dawnkeys r lazy)
dawnkeys r nawt lazy, dey r…erm…gud at energee konservashun! *tikklol tikklol dawnkey tween teh eerz*
Dawnkeys am tu samart tu werk enny harder tanh tehy has tu.
ooo bf, ai lubs teh too liddel hissee kittehs on yur linkee!
cow its kul to seez ur own lolz on the homepage!!!!!!!!
Congarats BusyBee!!
ai hoap ai wil maik teh FP….sumdai……;)
sillee winky faise!
dere, dats bedder
Oh, yah! It’s u!! Awsum!!
du u know who i am???? Ah well! I juz so happi i on de homepage for the firstz timez!!!!!
yay! wher iz pikshur frum? iz so dramatikal!
Iz time for Porkland CheezMeat?
ohai catslave! haow u is? yesh, we shud haz PDX cheezmeet!
shoold i bringz teh choclate cakez???
u iz in PDX????????? u bringz caek???????
yesh i bring caek!! but…. whats PDX?? if im not inz it am i not invited??? iz sorry!!! i being rude!!
PDX = Portland, Oregon, USAhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ai tink if yu brings caek, you most welkom
oh the cheezburger site automatically givs u one ifs u don’t plug one in! >D
Eye fink wee just gawt trikd n treatd.
oh wait you meant the lol!!! heh not the thingamajig for the profile pic!! (blushes insanley from embarassment at silliness) I wuz just browsing thru de lolbuilder pics and sawz it!
Happy Howl- O- Ween..
and as a special treat a howl-o-ween cheezburger!
ht tp://f322.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f10681230%5fAIjPjkQAALDHSuxZBAtXnwNTbu8&pid=2.2&fid=Inbox&inline=1
Just close the space in the http…
That is an UNBELIEVABLE photo.
I wuz waiting for the big black monolith to show up… (queue 2001: A Space Oddesey soundtrak)….
Ohai Chessie! Hao yu feline? {{{Chessie}}} *standsbai wif teh chikkinsoop*
feline a bit better–still koff koff koff a lot tho.
thank q for soup! 
dum… Dum… DUM! DAH DAH! LOL
**Luuks arownd wiffa sus pishus** Wear amz dat skwirrl? Mai jack-o-lanturn haz skwirrl-sighs bytes! O teh huge manatee!
U haz a huge manatee in ur jakl antern??
how u do dat??
habin a huge manatee wood be a gud jak-lanturn idera.
teh besement cat be bornd
on dis spuukiy gallowheenie nite
EBIL!
but all he rely want iz teh candiy
he saiys: HAPPY GALOWHEENIE!
iz it almost tyime fer teh galowheenie partiy? ai brung a kehtti-litter cake: http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/31d/2ec/31d2ec24-a3c1-4820-81f2-64732b9b2382
*shuffuls thru stakk uv rainbo-colured Q-cards, muttering abowt phlonquais an hao cannawt cownt awn tehm fur ennyfing*
i don’t get it.
OK, you guys borked ICHC, didn’t you?
*Pd’B realizes he hazn’t seen Igor all day*
*wonders if this could have something to do with it*
That was absolutely awesome, no question.
AHA!!!
It’s like a movie poster.
Da-Da-DAAA!
Luks lyke arts for kitteh-themed death metals.
AWESOME!!!
WOWZ! iz evilz!