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hai-dee-ho evreewun, heers teh burfday fairy to host owr speshul Trololween live-akshun trol-hed crokay game!! (wen GP nawt-sekund aksded me to do dis, i thot him mented “live trol-hed crokay” wich i thot wuz weerd becawz if teh trol-heds were live tehy wuld still being attached to teh troll bodeez wich wuld make tehm not rolling so gud. but we gotted taht straytend owt. iz teh wuden balls paynted to luking liek trol heds!)
furst ob all, plz to seleckting yor ball, akkording to colur an teh kind ob trol yoo most wants to wakking on teh hed (fanks to teh P=K trol taxonomnomnomony, an thoze hoo also contribyootingd to it):
trollus artificius, aka the “photoshopped” troll – bloo
trollus custodius, aka the caretroll – green
trollus fatuus, aka the “you talk stupid” troll – yello
trollus nihilectus, aka the “neber reeds commints” troll oar “drive-by” troll – orinj
trollus notafelis, aka the “nawt a lolcat” troll – red
trollus precognius, aka the “seen it alreddy” troll – purplol
trollus primus, aka the “first!” troll – pink
trollus rongnomus, aka the identification troll – brown
trollus tedius, aka the “nawt funny” troll – wite
to playing is simple: yoo *wakk* yor ball – o (to bolding yor ballz, plz to see teh cheez town cryer bolding an stuffs. teh ball rolls: . . . . . . …. (az far az yoo wants… ooh… dots). it kan hitting anovver ball owt ob teh way: . . . . …oo.. . . . .. yoo needs to go throo liddle wire hoops (burfday fairy knowz how to playing crokay but not knowz the tekniklol terms) #1,2,3,4, hit teh post,5,6,7,8, hit teh final post. teh furst wun to finish will receeve a eggskoolsibe Bag o Troll Bones (not to wurry, iz reely plastik) an a complete set ob Trol Taxonomnomnomony sereez Troll Boblolhed dolls!! all ovver hoo finish will receeve wun ob tehms choyse ob trol taxonomnomnomony boblolhed dolls.
chooze yor ball an let teh game begin!!
oh, kan ai be nawt-sekkund?
sew ai will pik teh PINK TROLL HED, Trollus Primus!
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WAAAKKK!!!
o………………………
*waakks yellow ball* *whispers* “Tessm talks funny. Bad grammar, poor spelling”
WAAKK! but ai wuz heer FURST!!!
“You can’t even spell first.”
*in wispurred glof-annownser voyse* an pj’s yello ball an tessm’s pink ball are now arguing
YELLOW!!!!
*burfday fairy yoozes herz speshul wip on teh yello trol-hed ball*
PEENK!! PEENK!!
Cud ai trai to put a lion up heer? Ai hav a confoozled.
TessM – trollus primus, aka the “first!” troll – pink
pj perry – trollus fatuus, aka the “you talk stupid” troll – yello
skwirrlgrrl – trollus primus, aka the “first!” troll – pink
2minions – trollus rongnomus, aka the identification troll – brown
miniminsmum – trollus rongnomus, aka the identification troll – brown
cweenmj – trollus fatuus, aka the “you talk stupid” troll – yello
kimkiwi - trollus fatuus, aka the “you talk stupid” troll – yello
whiskers - trollus nihilectus, aka the “neber reeds commints” troll oar “drive-by” troll – orinj
catena – trollus tedius, aka the “nawt funny” troll – wite AND trollus nihilectus, aka the “neber reeds commints” troll oar “drive-by” troll – orinj
hay, ai iz joining teh late. ai haz teh purplol ball
*phew* fank yoo jkh4k, i had compleetly losted trakk
parrothead – trollus custodius, aka the caretroll – green
palinsc – trollus precognius, aka the “seen it alreddy” troll – purplol
A lyon!!!!!
o noes tahts nawt a lyon, iz a cheeter!
ROLF!!!!!
boy-howdy, yew sure t’ocelot.
*facepaw*
sry ’bout dat.
*bows hed……serval-ly*
akshuly, i not haz a clevver wif teh puns, but i admire teh peeps hoo do.
picks owt a pink ball and *WAKKS*
o . . . . . . …………………
HaY! This ball is acting stoopy! It won’t go whare I wants it to!
piks teh brown ball – WAKKK
o . . . . . . . . . . ……………oo
hits skwirrl’s ball –
Taht’s nawt pink, it’s dusty rose!
Ai gets extra wakk – WAKK!
o . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
CARP! Missded teh wikkit!
WAKK!
o . . . . . . . . …………..|-|…..
Taht’s wikkit 1! No, iz hoop 1. Wikkit 1! Hoop 1!
*annowncer voys: The rongnomus troll iz nao argufyin wif itself*
NO!! BURFDAY FAIRY IZ WRONG!! an owt ob bref frum running bakk an forf frum WP to finding herz sekrit idenity 2 MINIONS HAZ TAKED TEH LEED!!!111!! see wut happens wen i get bizzy comminting sumwher else.
WAKK!!
o . . . . …………∩…o
Wikkit 1! No, iz wikkit 2!!!
*linez up deh shot*
*Wakk*
o………. ………oo …..o…..o
u sew stewpee, u kant eben tawk rite!!
Mai bawl hitted 2minyunz and knokkinged it dat-a-way.
*bakk to wispurrd glof annownsinger voyse* 2minions haz taked teh leed, but now cweenmj haz nokkinged her owt ob teh way. kan 2minions getting herz revenj?
*wispurrd annownsinger assissisistant voys* cween mj nokkinged her all teh wai to bottom of the fred. will be a longcat tyme getting bak!
*puts pink ball nexst to brown ball*
*WAKKs brown ball into left feeled*
o………………………………………………………
*left feeld iz ful ov weeds an stikers an mud*
*2minions skwares her sholdurs*
MITEY WAKK!
o . . . ……
*ball stops in mud puddle, fayce down*
Mphh, mphhhh….mph!
WAKK!!
o . . . . . . ……………………….
*brown ball rolls bak onto crokay lawn, yellin*
Iz a kinkajou!
Ennybuddy remememebers wich wikkit ai supposed to go froo?
Ennybuddy?
Bueller?
Okay, free shal be teh number of teh wikkit an teh nummber of the wikkit shall be free!
WAKK!!!
o………….∩………∩…….o|
Yay! wikkits 3 and 4 an I hit teh stick!
Nawt stick, stake! (or possible shtick…)
iz 2minions in teh leed? i don’t kno!! her haz hitted teh nawt-sekkund stikk, staek, wuteber, but, well, iz kinda hard to telling wut iz going on owt tehr!! *flitters arownd on purty wingz trying to figyur owt hoo wut wher*
Aifinkso teknikallee iz cawled a peg.
*runsawaywifakwikness, gigloling*
*wakks ball stelf…self…stiff…reel kwiet*
wakk.
o . . . ……∩…o
Hasn’t yu eber seen a nosselot befoar?
*bery bery kwiet butt firm wakk*
Wakk.
o . . . . ∩ . . . ……∩.o
It’s onlee a peg iffn yu ar frum VLC or TTI (wich iz ware crokay iz frum, iffn yu finkabowdid)!
An dat’s wikkits 6 an 7!
WAKK!!!!
o . . . . ∩ . . . . o|
Iz nawt a stick, iz a peg!
Did I get tehre nawt sekund?
ooh, an i beleeve (unless sumfing happend downthred taht i duznt know abowt) taht tessm haz finished NAWT-SEKUND!! her winz teh Box ob Bones (see abov) an teh full line ob trol taxonomnomnomomyboblolhed dolz! an evreewun else hoo finshes (eben if it takes a day or two) reseeves tehms choyse ob a collektible trol taxonmonnomonomny boblol-hed doll!
BLARGG!!! iz 2minions!!!
(i mixded up teh blakk kitteh abatars!! 
) well, yoo kan bof habbing a Bag o Bones (i haz sekrit supply ob tehm, plenty to going arownd)
ai wuz wondering haow ai did that!
*wispurred glof-annownser voyse* 2minions haz nokked skwirrlgrrl’s pink ball owt ob teh way wile critisizing its knowleje ob fashun-colurs.
hey, cween, loonymommy iz stalking me agin!!!!
*takez krowkay mallet and smakz Lunarmommy*
Nok it off, LM!!! U kwit stawking deh BF!!
ow.
but herz awsum!! i wanna be just liek her!!
mii tu!!
Heer haz chokklit martoonee!
ifinkso i need taht more tahn she duz *glug*
Me too!! AI want to bee just laik teh Burfday Fairy.
She’s mai heroine!!!
So – may ai pleeze hav wun ov those chokklit martoonee? Wiffaut teh whakkifying, if taht’s OK wif yoo.
Awwwww datz naice! Shii be berri welcum to ICHC
*put brown ball down cayrefullee, tayks aime, waaaaks ball*
o ………………………………………………………………..
hmm dis muss be canajun ball, nawt dukk at awl!!!
*owt ob bref frum running arownd trying to catch up an hazzing two idenityes* miniminsmum haz joyned teh
fraygame wif a most eggsellent correkshun ob a mid-identifikayshun!*grabz a yello bawl adn mallet*
*wakk*
….. ….. …….o y u peepz not speeking rite?
*wakk*
o …… …… ∩…o
Yay!!! I maded it frew deh furst hoop!!
*in sokker-annownser voyse wen sumwun skores a gole* CWEENMJ TAKES TEH LEED!! OMAI!! KAN ANYWUN CATCHING UP WIF HER!?!?!?!?!?!!!11!!!???
Hao did yu gettid taht grate hoop glyph?
(My brown ball is still argufyin taht it mite be a wikkit)
iz on teh charaker map. or yoo kan also copy-an-payst now taht cween has posted wun.
Fankees! Nao ai has to ketch up!
Yu sayed teh F wurd!
Ai pix yello ball.
And, WAKKKK
“photoshopped. photoshopped. photoshopped”
*waaaaks brown ball again*
o…………………………………
iz nawt photshopped, iz gimped
absulutely lmao!
An as such, ai piks teh orinj bal, liks eet, an fals ovr ded (caus teh orinj wuns ar poisin).
*lik* *thud*
*wispurrd glof annownsingfyer voyse* an whiskers iz, uh, ded. i wunders if teh Cyoot Crash Cart can doing anyfing abowt being ded frum teh orinj?
*whisprs in an awf camra voice* ch…choklit…halolween candee…
*hands whiskers sum choklit* nao noe moer likking ob teh ornj wuns plsthxnope!
*noms teh choklit* Fanks! Whew, dat wuz a clos wun. ai wuz mostly ded ther for a while…
its a mirakul!!
dis NAWT ufny!
…oo.. . . . . WHACK goez teh whyet bawl…
*pantpantpant* phyew, finaly made it down heer. AN CATENA IZ IN WIF A PROTEST AGINST NOT-UFNY LOLS not ufny in teh trol-eye ob teh bee holder, taht iz
tankee. ai iz awlsoe playun teh orinj bawl, koz dis wuz/iz eh drife-bai!
WHACK! o.. . . . .
::pix red trol-hed and whaxes it…::
o………∩…o
::listens tu da trol een fyne voiec:: “Iz nawt a kitteh. Nawt funy ‘less iz kitteh.”
ooh, iz wun ob my purrsunal favrits! *hands kittehless jon a trollus notafelis boblolhed doll, sinse him haz prolly finshed teh crokay corse by now*
GUI interface. Ur doing it rong.
*heddesk*
iz “gooey” interfase
Whut did *I* say?
oh, i’z sorry, i misunderstanded, i thot yoo sed “gee-yoo-eye” interface
Yeah. “GUI” is pronouncified “gooey.” Eggsept in Iceland and Peoria, where they calls it “Jorjj.”
EWUI, GUI.
punkin brainz! YUUM!!
punkin seedz!!! YUM YUM!!!
Gibs me teh heebee jeeebeeees
Poor kitty! One eye.
pirate kitteh, commin’ to shiver yer timbers.
Heer kitteh kitteh kitteh…
Cuz u’z scoopin up BRAINZZZZ
Datz cuz uz scoopin up BRAINZZZZ
Follolowing teh krokay gaym, oi will be hosting a goided toor uv Troll Canyun. Foir teh nerbuss, nawt tu worray, teh cablol cahrs be kwoit sayf.
Ai nawt had nerbus till yu sed taht!!!
Um, just how hai up am deh cablol carz?? will dere b a peeplol catchy fing following it on deh grownd, just in case?
Teh peepols holding teh peepol catchy fing wud be on teh grownd wif teh trolls in teh canyon… owr in-sewer-ants nawt cover taht.
Heh, an hao wud yu gno? Whu duz awl teh offis wurk an paperwurk an awl, huh? Ai teh wun whu argued wif teh in-shur-inse compnee fur owrs taht we needed a reskyoo cru, but tehy haz seend yu in akshun an sed tehy wun ravver inshur a car bot bai teh myffbusters, wud be bedder risk.
an just how strong amz thoze cablols?
Tehy ams maked uv teh foinest matterials bai speshal contrakt in BF’s faktray. Iz nawt ennyfing tu wurray abowt at awl.
an ob corse
almostEVREEFING taht comes owt ob my faktoree iz ob teh most eggsellentest hi-est qwality!!if its frum teh Burfday Goodie Faktoree, yoo know its gud!!!!©®™
*SNERK*
disappeering ink
*SNERK*
Butt (!) iz teh t.r.o.l.l.z kwoit sayf? Kan we feedin tehm? Kan we pettin tehm? Kan we taking wun hoam?
Teh trolls will be belo us, an teh cablol cahr be coated wif a speshul scents uv hyoomur, witch mayks it inbisibol tu teh trolls belo. This allows us tu observe tehm in a nachural enbironment wifowt innerfeerinse. Teh canyun haz been desyned tu be a comfurtabol an nachural enbironment for tehm. Tehy will nawt be in reech uv teh cahr, but tehre will be a chanse tu inneract wif tehm.
Pleez tu nawt feed teh tee are oh ell ell ess! Nawt tu pet dem eevur, day habs danjurmus teefs! DONUT TAKE DEM HOAM! Dey reekwire speshil handloling, by purfeshnul rowbiks strukturs!
Ummmm… we kan takin teh fotograrfs adn teh bideows?
kan we throwing fings at tehm an make rood noyzez?
adn stikking ower tungs owt at tehm?
Plaese tu be keeping awl appendajis insyde teh cablol cahr!!!
*ahem* Fur humanitarian reezuns, uv corse. We wud nawt want tu be meen tu teh trolls. Uv coarse tehre be no daynjur atawl.
Yur nawt juss sayin taht???????
an never, ever feed them after midnite.
*Kwiffers an shaykes*
Ai’m nawt nerbus eether. Waht cud go rong????
Doan’t U laffz wenn a
Hurss goez bye. U may beez t3h
nekkst vikktim dat willz
Dyez. Day rapz U upz
in a cleen wyte sheet. Putz U
undurr sikkz feetz deep
T3h wurmz goes in. T3h
wurmz goez owt. Plays Pee~nukkill
awn Ur snowt. Ur blud
turnz 2 a sly~mee green
Dayz pumpz it owtz lyke Shayveeng
Creem. Den slapz it awn
ubz bredd andz Dat’z T3h
Dinnurr 4 T3h Dedd!!!.. Prayz 4 T3h Dedd
Andz dey willz prayz 4 U!!!
Jack.
wow jack, yoo kan making a ohaiku owt ob ANYFING!! *haz a BIG impressd*
Wut lunarmommy sed! Crosspoetricalmeters!! W00t! W00t!!!
Me tu!!!! Mai impressd is at leest as big as LM’s, uh-huh, yep it iz!!!!
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aww…methinks kitteh losted an i
That be teh sweetest lil wun-eyed BC, skweeeee!!!! Ai can haz????
Iz he wun-eyed oar just skwinky liek Popeye?
Remins me ov a kwote: “I can tell the color of a kitten by the way it winks in the dark!”
Aifinkso, frum what can see in teh pikshur, him missing an eye. Wud nawt wurry bowt him, tho, kittehs berry gud at teh adapting, an tihs wun lukking preddy happeh an luvved, which be awl taht matters.
Oar, ai cud be wrong, an him cud just haz wun eye closededed. Whu gnoes?
Adorabul, eever way!1!!
Ai had basement goggie hoo hadded teh operashun to remobe wun ei wen she woz old ladee goggie. Shez now in teh goggie meddo basking in teh sun adn nommin teh boans!
*wyps away littlol teer remembring wundermuss goggie*
Iz teh day fur remmemmerings teh luvved wuns, along wif having teh funs. {{{{{MMM}}}}}
Adn todai i’z doing boaf, thanks to awl teh cheezpeeps!
{{{{{{TrollHunter adn awl cheezfrenz}}}}}}}
At least we can be teh happys because the kitteh hadded fun and games before losing hims eye.
An next crismis he can has red ryder bb gun! Wut can go rong?
oooh, Hallololololwe’en abatar!!!
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* scampersinwibakwikness *
OHAI! GP heer reeporteeng frum a seekrit lowkayshun, so no bloo nayme todai!
Hmm… ai seas teh trol-hed crowkay is well unnerwai adn teh cayblol cars is teh reddy tu going a littlol beet layter tu!
* arranges sordid Trollolwe’en treets in teh brake ruum *
Plz tu enjoying teh partee – adn manee, manee fankies tu teh Burfdai Fairy adn Troll Hunter (huebber dey mite seekritly be) fur orgamanising sush fun gaymes!!!
Ao has tu going owt treeck oar treeting wib Mick adn teh Rabid Weeslols rite noa; but but but ai wheel checking in layter!
Schmoos!
* scampersawaiwibascareekwikness *
*luks in teh brake room*
Oh WOW!!
Teh GP haz spared NO eggs pence!!
Lukkit awl thoze pikkloled things!! An ai think theze littlol oval thingz ar eggz pikkloled in PUNKIN JOOS!! Clebber!
An pork skitchingz . . .
Canee corm, taffy AN kandeed applols! An sum applols fur bobbing! ;0
Carmael poppy corm. Cyder. Cold AN spicee hawt!
An . . . .Aim nawt shur waht THIS iz – but it smellz gud!
An awl teh stikkee bums. An teh – oh mai! lukkit THIS!!! A big cawldron ov creem ov curree punkin soop!!! Mai FAVRIT!!!
An sum veggiez an dips. . . chips. . .crakerz an AWL kinds of cheez!!!
An sum baked been an toast!!
Nawt bad atall!!!
An SEBRAL caeks!!! Wif eye skreem – an whippee creem. Ai’ll bet teh burfday fairy browtted those.
An punkin an applol PIs!!
*taeks playte an duzzn’t noe where to start!!
*
*follows JCH5K into brake ruum* OOO, luuk at awl dis FUUD!! naow ai nawt hab to mayk dindin!
*tayks playte, fills it wif lawts uf nommy fings (mostly caek an eye skreem!) an sits in korner, happily nomnomnomming*
**Hitz gween bawl wiffa gween mallolet.**
Tayke dat, care tee are oh ell ell!
**Gween bawl bownces awf peenk ball an rolls frew teh wyre fingees nummers nawt 2, 2 an free.
WAKK!
*brown ball rolls owt ov weeds wer cweenmj hittded it and smaks into gween ball*
o . . . . …… oo …… o …… o
Nawt wyre fingees, wikkits! No, hoops! No, wikkits!
Izzit mai tern yett? Beecawz mai liddlol gween bawl haz sum bidniss wiffa sirtin brown bawl! **luuks sternlee at brown ball**
Terns iz nawt applic…apple…applied…duzn’t matter in trollkay.
BTW, skwirrlgrrl just nokking mai brown ball owt in left feeld (way up teh fred). Duz yu rly want to chasing it wen yu is fru 3 hole wikkits?
*sokker annownser voyse* PARROTHED HAS MADE IT THROO WIRE FINGIE NUMMER 3!! IZ HER IN TEH LEED? HARD TO TELL WIF ALL TEH TROL-HED BALLS OWT TEHR ARGOOING WIF EECH OVVER!! bUT IFINKSO HER IZ!!
*waaakkks brown ball rite down teh fred, knokkin awl uvver cullad balls owt teh wai*
∩…….∩………∩………∩…..…∩……..∩…..…∩………o
yay, made it froo teh nest seben hoops, no, wikkits, no, metul fingees, no, goles!!!
Umph! Umph! Umph! Burfday fairy! Burfday fairy! MMM iz CHEETUN! **wacks MMM wiffa mallolet**
owweee!!! Butt (!) dat’s nawt a mallot iz a gooce!!
*piks up parrothead’s green ball adn hyds it in teh lawng grass*
Mwaaaahhaaaaaa!!!!
Iz nawt a gooce, iz a kunnadyin loon!
Onistlee, donut yu peeps kare abwout the prawpur naymes fur fings? Dat kunnadyin loon’s feelings are hurt!
**taykes brown bawl an hides it inn kunnadyin loon nest**
*Furgets wich culla ball she has*
*borros green ball from parrothead*
Noez! Nawt to be putting any forin objeks in burd nests, donut yu no taht teh poar loon will trying to hatch tihs ball furr weekweekweeks, adn mennee loons dy from eating teh forin objeks in theyr nests!
Technically, that’s nawt a loon.
Daz wot ai sed – iz a duck, um wayt a minit, iz a gooce, no, iz a lesser-spawted kanajun koot
Lesser spawted indede – ai has nebber spawted wun.
hay! MMM tooked mai idea!
∩………..*waks yello ball*o
………..∩……….∩………*waks green ball*o
……..∩……….∩……….∩……*waks brown ball*o
…………………..∩…………..o
@.@ (confuzzled eyes) burfday fairy haz NO IDEA wuts going on now @.@
Yu an me bof!!! Ai lawst!!!
Hao doo yoo know?
Yipes, I no like pumkin yuckies either
Mai momcat aways wantid tu tost teh punkinseeds wen ai wuz kidlet. Seh tryd yeer after yeer. Seh puttid tehm onna cukky seeht inna ovin an tehy eever bernd oar tehy wuz dry an ikky.
Yeers later, sumwun tolded her aobut salt…
**lukz wiffa kyew re us at 2minions** Amz ai yur mudder?
Ai fotted teh litlol burdie inna buk sed “Iz yu mai mudder?”
Butt (!) it wus a snort.
@@@@ aifinked so I wuz teh onlee wun hoo new dat buk!
Iz a generemashunal fing, ifinkso.
Wuz yu on ICHC teh ovver dai wen ebbrybuddy wuz teh channel “Go Dog, Go”?
OH! you are nawt mai muther! You are a SNORT!!
♥ ♥ ♥
**wacks hur gween bawl frew wiyre wikkee fingee nummer foar** Dis kitteh habs onlee wun eye! Hao yu peepz laff at dis? Aiz gonna cawl teh Ess Pee Sea Aye, teh pawleez, anna rowbikz structurz awn AWL ub yu! Yewz gonna bee sawree, aifinkso!
pssts, you forgotted: oh teh porosity!
ohai PH. ai haz cauted up wif ew and whacked your boring green ball intew far lef field. STN!
OMG!
Tessm’s ball iz awl teh wai on anovver LOL frum a hole weeek weeek weeek ago!
*whispurrs*
wuz tryin to make fonts awl cullerful foar teh different balls!
butt(!) WP wud nawt let me!
*pouts as onlee a t-r-o-l-l can pout*
*britens up*
SEE??? ai tolded u ai was FIRST!!!
ZOMG! ai has anuther idea! we can has colored
ballstroll heds!OSSIM!!!!!
pal in sc rushes een late, late ana out of bref! grabs teh purplol ball and *WACK* ooh look at eet go!
∩…..…∩……..∩…..…∩………o ai mae has cawt up wif PH
*wispurrd glof annownser voyse* ifinkso i heer palinsc’s purplol ball tawnting PH’s green ball: “GREEN IZ BORING! I’VE ALREDDY SEEN GREEN STUFF! I WANNA SEE SUMFING IN A COLOR I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!!!11!!!1!!!”
it bein partiy tyime yet? ai brung silly hats! an candiy corn!
grab a ball (top ob teh thred) an joyn teh trol-hed crokay game!! ifinkso tehr will also being a toor ob trol canyun later, an tehn tehr will being more parties later too on teh ovver lols today!!
ohai QM. ai donut fink taht aneewun haz teh trollus notafelis, aka the “nawt a lolcat” troll – red ball yet. grab a mallet and lets go
danka, ai gu fer it.
uh huh. what BF said. takes aim at the boring green ball, takes a deeep bref nd kazowy *WHACK* teh trollus precognius, aka the “seen it alreddy” troll – purplol ball flies down teh field and knocks PH’s green ball intew far lef field
Iz Basement cat day?
yesh! iz day to honor byootymus basement cats (iz called so becawz wen standing in teh dark at teh bottom ob teh stayrs to teh basement, all yoo kan seeing iz tehms glowy eyes – dis wuz teh idea in teh orijinul BC LOL, ifinkso) an haz funny wif spooky stuffs an lots ob kandeez! an play trol-hed crokay!! joyn teh fun!!
okay, burfday fairy iz going to take a quik braek frum teh akshun to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to today’s burfday peeps: CrazyOldLady, Nightshayde, an Moocat1!! an evreewun else hooz burfday iz today!! i haz bringd yummy halolween cuppiecaeks (frum dis wunnerful place) (eben tho we alreddy haz enuff sugar aorwnd heer to drop a full-growd lolephant), an sparkly party punch, funny halolween hats, an goodie bags filled wif fun halolween toyz!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Thanks, Burfday Fairy! It wuz a fabulolso partee an krokay gaim. Akshoolee, ai nebber saw enething laik it befoar!
O hai, Janet. I is working on ur costume for u. Give me a few minnits and it should be reddy.
Ooh! And there u is!
Nebber enuf sugar aorwnd heer! Nope, nebber! Nebber, nebber, nebber (bownce, bownce, bownce!)!!
Burfday fairy, ai has to lurk @ wurk, but ai has HYOOJ impress wif teh goody bags frum dis halolween week. Teh litlol beeny bats iz on mai desktop nao! An teh toyz!
Ai duzn’t knoe hao yu findz awl teh wundermous goodyz, butt (!) tehy maeks mai day! FangQ fur awl yur hard werk!!!
An nao, bak to crokay…
*psst, 2minions, a lot ob teh goodies come frum heer iz cheep, yoo gets gud prices on bulk orders, so wen teh trols cant keeping up or i runz owt ob ideas tahts wher i go
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Most cool! Ai shares site wif SIL hoo has 2 kidlets in nursery skool – oh, exkooz me, “pre-K.”
Happee burfday burfay peepz ebberyware!
*puts on haloloween hat adn rummidjes in the guddee bag*
Fank you burfday fairy, ai juss lubs teh BC cuppeecaek in teh middlol ov teh foto, ooh adn teh spydry wun!
*Waaks brown ball again* dat’s nawt a spyder iz a tarantella!!!!
O, iz teh crokay gaem ober?
Tarantella – Iz tarantella
An I dansdansdans
An I dansdansdans
An I drop ded – blargh
eets nawt ober yet!!! my purplol ball iz still in play …………………..∩…………..o see!
hay ai iz on wire fingee number ate. where eez everybuddy
Did yu hitted teh peg? At 10:00 cheeztime? We mite has a tye!!!!
BF? BF, ware iz yoo?
Burfdai Fairy, ware iz yoo????
i iz heer, gotted tired frum running arownd. um, WE HAZ A TYE!!! YESH WE DUZ!! palinsc also gettings a Bag o Bones an compleet set ob trol taxonmonononomony dollz!! along wif 2 minions an tessm, hoo i got mixded up wif 2minions an askidentaly called nawt-sekkund playse.
I got distraktifyed bai huzbin wanting fudz. Adn den mai innertuubz goez wakabowt.
I finso I b still luuking fur wikket nomber 2.
*whackkk*
o…. ….. …
a gud game cheezeepeep!
Berry splortsmanlike adn eberyting.
Yu is awl whiners, i meen WINNERS!
oh, and da black kitteh is cute too, ai think he haz lost hiz odder eyeball down in da pumpkin guts and is searching fur it.
SHREEEK!!!! Elebenty burgers fur teh best an mos seesonal explination ov teh pixor!!!!!
@@@@@@@@@@ Elebenty!!!!
*bussuls arown chekking teh cablol car tu mayk shur ebreefing be in playse fur teh Speshul Howloleen Toor*
Oboyoboyoboy! Wen duz we start?
Wunce we haz enuff peepols in teh cahr. Is teh krow-kay gaym dunn?
*Gibs up on da game, climes into da cahr.*
Duz we needing teh tikkits furr teh toor?
*cheks in purrse if tehyrz ennee munniez left*
Heer – I has a munny. Nao wuts I do wif it?
*yoinks 2minions munny adn runz to kandee stoar to by halololoeen kandeez*
No tikkits, just come insaid an mayk yurself comfurtabul.
*leens against edje uv doorway, wayting fur moar peepols tu recober frum teh gaym*
Climes into teh car.
“No, Bella, yu nawt can go heer. Yu nawt liek teh car rieds. Wut, yu nawt remememeber lastime? Yu barfed.”
“No, Edgar, yu nawt can come eevur. Wut I tell Basement Cat wen hiz minion starts a fite wif a troll?”
yippee. we haz a tye. ai haz neber played ?krokay befour. dat wuz teh phun. *climbs intew cahr wif PJ* ai iz a liddlol skared. ken ai hold your paw PJ?
Yesh plz, I hazza skared toooo.
Ebreewun intu teh cablol cahr an haz a seet. Yu shud be ablol tu lukk owt teh winnows and thru teh glass bottum uv teh cahr wifacomfee.
Plz tu NAWT tuch teh nets uv wadder balloons yu see spaysed arownd teh cahr yet, we will has a use fur tehm in thyme.
Eech seet haz a payr uv Offishul TH binokulars, a sined coppeh uv teh Offishul Illustratid Troll Guide, an a howloleen payl shayped lyk a troll’s hed, uv sordid kynds, eech wif sordid kandees an smawl toys insyde, grashuslee donayted bai teh BF herself. We can has applesauce fur owr grate burfday fairy plzkthx?
Clappity, clappity, w00t, w00t, w00t!!!!!
Tehse sordid goodys is…sordid.
*clappity clappity clappity furr BF adn her kindliness adn gena…. giner…gibingness*
If ebreewun iz in an reddy, we shall begin teh toor. Pleaze tu keep awl appendijis inside teh cahr at awl thymes.
*teh cablol car doors slyde shut an teh car begins tu moov away frum teh stayshun, owt along teh Canyon*
*teh car swinging side tu syde a bit in teh wind az it moovs along*
Owr nawt-sekkund troll tuday is teh trollus rongnomus, comminly gnown az teh aidentificayshun troll. An very commin this critter iz, indeed.
*slides open a panel in teh floor*
*lowrs a loooong string, wif a picshur at teh end uv a leppard awn a car, an a capshun abowt jaguars*
*trolls emerje frum caves in teh canyun sydes, yelling*
“That isn’t a jaguar, it’s a cheetah!”
“No, it’s an Asian leopard!”
“There are no leopards in Asia!”
“It’s an ocelot, don’t you know anything?”
“It’s a jaguar, look at the spot pattern!”*
*teh yelling dejenrates rapidlee tu fistfyte*
*Lowd chearing adn applosorce furr teh demon-strashun*
That’s not a fistfite! They’re doing karate.
Trollhunter, yu didn’t tell us teh trolls were contiguous…contentious (well, they are)…contagious!
Trolls be ohailee contajus. Iz whai yu shud nawt feeding tehm. Well, wun uv teh reezuns.
Ahem. Nao, on wif teh toor….
*teh car begins tu moov agen, wif sum creeking an groaning uv teh big weels supporting teh cablols*
*teh car sways bakk an forf*
Nawt ennyfing tu wurray abaot, teh cablols be frum teh BFs own faktray, remember.
Nao, on we go tu teh nekst eksibit…
Heer we has teh t. tedius, teh “nawt funneh” troll. It be veray hard tu say ennyfing abaot tehm.
So insted, we has brot along loooong poles fur yu tu poking tehm wif. Teh end has a padded, so it will nawt du enny akshual damij tu teh trolls, but it duz be a gud way tu see tehm in akshun.
*slides open compartmint in ruuf*
*starts tu hand owt tele… tela… collapsabul poles tu ebreewun an demunstrayts hao tu ekspand tehm*
*opens moar panels in teh floor tu poking teh trolls thru*
*grabs a pole an expans it*
*misses teh glass windo, butt (!) nawt by much*
*poke! poke!*
*yawnz*
Dese nawt funneh tee arr owe ell ells are nawt funneh at awl besydes, ai fink ai seed tehm awlreddy!
Oops, noez, taht woz teh trollus precognius
*wayts a bit* Ennywun else fur troll-poking? Hmm… usually maor popular.
*teh car kreeeeeks intu moshun agen, furver along teh canyon*
*teh sun be going daon, an throing ominuss shados along teh bottum*
Nawt tu wurry, yull notiss yur binokulars haz a nite-vishun setting. Yu will still be aybul tu see cleerly.
Ominus shaodes! Hey, palinsc, anovver reezin to hold pj’s paw!
(I useded to luv teh roller costers – an nun ov teh boys eber gessed that I nawt afraed of hites!)
*razes voyce ober teh noyze uv teh weels an cablol*
And here we haz teh hilite uv tuday’s pre-partee toor, t. custodius, so commin, gnown far an wyde as teh “caretroll”, whus hart be in teh ryte playse but whus scentses uv hyoomur, purrspective, an reezun be seberely unnerdebeloped.
*attaches pic uv kitteh getting a baf tu long string, an lowrs it thru teh floor panel*
*menny trolls appeer, awl howling*
“Yu cannawt baff a kitteh, yu nawt a serified airobiks instruktor!”
“What yu be duing? Duzint yu gno taht kittehs be porous?!?!!! Ai be a legul purrfeshunal, yu must lissin tu me!!!”
“Hao can yu pawsiblee find this funneh when teh pore kitteh iz being tor chured?”
If yu lukk in teh nets attached tu teh walls, spaysed arown teh cahr, yu will find a plenteeful supplai uv wadder balloons. Ai inbite yu tu use tehm awn teh trolls.
W00t! I bin waitin fur tihs awl dai!
*splat!* Iz mai cat! I lovs him an he lovs me, butt he stinks an he needs a baff!
*splat!* Iz a joek – taht’s J-O-E-K! Duz yu knoes wut “Lolcats an Funny Pictures of Cats” meens?
*splat!* Mai cats torchiere me an I torchieres tehm bak!
*splat!* Kittehs mite be porous, but so are 100p towels!
ooh, ai ken see eberyting wif dese offiishul binokulars. aaiiieee. mai eyes. ai did not want tew bee seeing dat. *puts paws ober eyes and gets a liddlol closer to PJ*
hee hee
*as trollus rongnomus fistfite slows down, yells owt of car*
Panther!
*fistfite speeds bak up*
**Red comez in, luukin frazzlold**
Ohai, folks!
Izzit too erlee to drinkin? I been shawpin, AN AT TEH MAUL!
**fawls ovur ded frum teh trawma**
TrollHunter iz doing teh toor ov Troll Canyon – but yu prolly seen enuf trolls fer wun day!!
GP putted owt a mazin spred ov goodys up teh fred – iz teh hawt cider. Hao aobut sum wif a litlol shot ov Gramma’s speshul remedy? Oar a BIG shot ov Gramma’s speshul remedy?
Oh, yesh, plz!
**opens mouf foar shot**
Uh, bfor ai duz teh shot, ai shud warn yu – mai Gramma iz Navy. Shot is gin strate up!
Dats fien.
**opens mouf agin, lyk bebbeh burd**
**Aviation gin, downa hatch**
Liek we wuz kwoting up fred, “Yu are nawt mai movver. Yu are a snort!”
**glug glug glug**
**Red passes owt cold frum teh shot**
Ka-THUNK!
Qwik! Call teh paramedics! Duz ennybuddy rememember teh number for 9-1-1?
hi cheezfrenz! I donut fink ai bees so gud at mayking storees, so I’m just drawping by! Teh wevver is SO beeyootiful today in Norman! Pritty soon teh hole stayt ob Okay-Homay will descend on R town and pack demselves N2 teh footbawl staydium!
Dis kitteh maykes mii finko about a grate noo book ai redd–Homer’s Odyssey . It’s a troo story about a intrepid blynd blakk cat naymed Homer. Yoo mite lyke it; it’s a berry gud reed, I recommends it, if yoo wanna reed a fun and funny book wiff kittehz.
Sownds grate – iz lukin it up rite nao.
Enjoys teh footbawl, KK!
Oh, an ifn ennywun iz innerestid, I posid a pikshur of Sarah & Dini last nite awn my profyle.
Pssst, izza short bideo uv Cory-Bear back a lol oar tu, an awn FB, taht myte making yu smile a lil an halp wif yur troma.
I saw it. Too kyoot! Himz gottid sew beeg!
Oh, byootimus kittehs! Bofe so graisful an silky!
Fanks,2m.
Sarah has teh kyoot habbit. Wen hur gets dun bavvin, hur liddlol pinkk tong stiks owt foar a minnit. Iz berry splortayshus to seeing!
Iz it just mii oar iz deh innertubez wakkee tuday?? I hazzing problemz gitting deh ICHC tu loading.
*crossez finnerz dat I kin posting deh Dark and Stormy Nite starter*
Ai finding it a bit slo. *shrug* Eever it be wakkee, oar ebreewun got eggzosted bai teh krokay gaym an fawled asleep, oar tehy bizzy wif reel lyf, oar tehy nawt innerested in seeing trolls.
Whu gnoes?
Ifinkso iz RL – teh crokay gaem wuz pritty long an peeps got to go owt an buy moar candy!
But I gotted to splat! teh caertrolls – YAY!!!!! I hadded a big sad to miss teh nawt sekund Troll Canyon tour, so I wuz bery happy to has wun todai. FangQ, THPKSteph! (Boi, taht’s a hard wun to pronounce!)
Aifisnkso we mebbe planned tu much muchniss awl inna day. LOL Is otay, peeps can come rebisit it laytur if tehy want, an fro wadder balloons an poke trolls.
An nao, ai haz tu go, maiself… gotta making supper an fings. Will trai tu be back inna whyle, but if nawt… hazzan AWSUM Howloleen, ebreepeeps!!!
I hadded dat problem yesterdai. Wuz frustratin!
Awe… poor little sweet baby with him’s one eye. I can see he’s happy and loved now though.
Yesh, such a schweet kitteh. Iz lubbed!
I don’t suppose anyone knows how to get ahold of the original picture submitter? I’d really be interested to know where this cat is from, because she looks a lot like a kitten that ran away. :-/
I have a one eyed black cat myself. He is missing right eye too! It made me smile to see another one-eyed baby out there! He has adapted beautifully, he was 13 weeks old when we adopted him. Within 3 weeks he was getting on the kitchen counters, and picking on his sister. He does everything a twoeyed cat does