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best. disguise. evur.
c. no need 4 howloween costoom.
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Dis b in onner uv ower deer Goosey, hoo passinged frum dis life on Oct. 1. Shii gabe us deh berry nawt-sekkundDark adn Stormy Nite, and wii thankz hur fur hur lub and kurrige and humor.
Here we go cheezpeeps!!! Don’t be shy, everyone can participate. The
spelling and grammar police are at the donut shop so you don’t have to
worry about that. There is no right or wrong way to do this. A couple of
reminders:
Remember to number your post and refresh (F5) before you post. But don’t obsess over it. The purpose is to have fun! The thred will most likely bifurcate adn deh numberz will halp peeps noe wut stryline goez wair.
Each story takes on a life of its own. Some are funny, some scary, some
turn out downright weird. And if this one doesn’t work, no worries. Oh,
that reminds me, lolspeak is optional.
Without further a-doo…
1. It was a dark and stormy night. Lucinda was sitting bai deh fyre wif
hur blak kat LucyFurr. Deh raynz slashinged on deh windoez. Deh wind moaninged in deh treez adn thretened tu rip deh shinglolz off deh roof. Deh oh kayshunalol flashing uv deh litening lit deh sky and deh funder rumblolled adn shooking deh howse. Suddenly,
1. Lucyfurr lukked up from her nitting, adn saw…
4.gunna gib it tew us fur free>
2. A dark figyur appeered inna windo. It bekonded wif wun lawng fingurr to Lucinda an LucyFurr, hoo
3. … looked at each other in surprise. “We didnot order pizza,” they sayed. U must has teh rong house. Unless of coarse u is…
4. …a frend frum acrost teh Brij! Cud it be…Goosey?
4a. …Or Elvis?
5… or Goosey dressed up for Haolloween as Elvis?” It turned out to be that last thing. “O hai” said Goosey, as she wiggled her…
6. way froo teh haff open door. She woz carrying a…..
7. fyremen in a fyremenz carry. Hur carryz deh fyremen tu…
8. … gives us all a treet! Because it was Halloween, teh firemans was dressed up as a …
9. YNG…
GMTA!!!
oh yesh yesh yesh!
9. … YNG, wif a apron an a long, hot …
10. poker fingee…to um poke fings wif
11. An a prodder, tu prod fings wif
12. that needed proddin to mayk them….
13. Maleuable
13. supernatural! an he says, “Iz dere anyfing taht ai can…
14. … iron for yuse?”
“Wai, yes,” sed Lucinda. “I needs a…”
15. fyoo diffrences ironed owt. Pleez step ober heer adn tayk a luk at tihs….
15. aiyawn fur mai mummee kostume….
16. and shii pulled owt a large….
17. Payre of clogs, witch she putt on adn began to….
17. …wad ub bandijiz to..
18. danse a jig, an swirl, an twirl
19. … teh bandijes awl aoraond pore LucyFurr, hoo DID NOT WANT to be a mummy! So LucyFurr …
20. lucyfur grabbed teh end of teh bandajes an ran an ran…strate into…
a trikortreeter. Butt Lucinda nawt buyed ne candee, so hur pikks up a….
6.Fig…
oops furgot teh 4!!!
5. fyremen and duz deh fyremenz carry. Hur carryz deh fyremen tu…
6. teh hareport, an buys 2 tikkets on Bunwai Harelines to…
7. spend a weekweekweek in teh sun, butt befoar teh plain cud tayk off teh harehoestess mayd an annowsement….
that teh engines waz kloggid wif caek and teh flight mush bee reskujoouled
7. Tahiti. Dey boardinged deh plane and deh plane tookinged off intu deh dark and stormy nite. But litening struckifyinged deh plane and it crash landed in……
Atlantis, ware eet waz found buy…….
9. Teh Loan Ranger hoo offerd to taking tehm to teh neerest….
Dr. krazykat, hoo had a whole laboratorium filled wif…
10. abbynormal bwaynes, that he used…
11. tu powering deh oskillaytingifyer!!! it b a straing musheen dat makingz deh peepz ….
12. into medically acceptable specimans of the hyoomin race! so they iz mezmerized by dr. krazykat saying “an wunt do yoo fine injoyable in this werld…?” while awl teh wile they iz being…
8. teh oshean! Butt (*snerk*) awl wuz nawt losteded, biicawz awn teh horaizun, dey culld bii siiyink a….
(ohai, mai cween!)
9. … pyrat ship, wif a crew ov swishbuklers, hoo said,
10. “Gibbing us awl ur swish, adn ur buklerz, tuu!!” Sew, wif a swiffnes, dey gibbinged deh pyratz a big swish uv deh skurtz and a blooberry buklol. Den deh Pyratz wantinged
awl the lolcats too!
12. (ai kownted uk’s as elebentee) teihr hare pu into dreddlox sew teh pyrat ship made a kwikk stop in…
ohai Draconic Kitteh! long tyme no see!
indiid….twazz a lawng thyme….
hao iz yoo?
iz gud, an yu?
eh, ai’z okai….RL izz kwite annoyink, tho…
Butt (!) ai see no kitteh!
Kliban RULZ.
Iffn ai hadded too ded ratz, I’d giv yu wun!
Iffn I hadded tuw ded ratz, I’d giv u bof.
I has a Kilban beech towlol.
To dry yur kilban beech wif??
now there’s a euphamism I hadn’t heard before.
Ai ken shair hiz birfdai nd muxh, muxh moar.
ai haz naught seen a kliban ennyfing since nineteen eighty… um…um… um…wuz too close to teh sebbenteez, ai guess!
I luv dem leetle mousies
mousies whut I luv too eet
bite dey leetle heds orff
and nibble on dey feet.
oh mai! dat wuz teh t-shirt ai last seen em on!
“awn dere tiny feet:|” but hooz kownting? Ai can has dat wun awn a cawfee cup.
Ai remmemurz mah grannykitteh can has sum Kliban stufz, nkloodn a Kliban komik buk. Wun ai remmemurz b ware a kitteh sez “Mao” den him sez “Mao Tse Dung” wyl poyntn tu sum mowsee dung.
… an “tell me, Sunny, iz dere enny fing in lyfe dat gibs yoo joy? …ennyfing yoo lubs?” sayz dr. krazykat to sunny in dere las meeting…”well, come here, dr. littletinyheadintehsand, an let me shows yoo…” says sunny, az she runs off to lol-lol-land…
“And your imaginary friends…speak, think, and act like cats?”
oh. grate, naow teh tr0ll’s hungry!? “go find dr wazzit-hiz-name hoo wuz savinged yer lyfe frum teh dedly brane fungus an tell him yer hungry!” grumble groan slams pots arownd teh kichen! ohai, pj! how ya doin?
Tr0ll flashback, day 7:
Duz yoo want tew be unpluggin him, missus tr0ll? oh noze, iz mai preshus tr0ll! donut be unpluggin, ai says, be fixin him, ai says!
blah, blah, blah, naow him iz fixified, duz him hafta be hungry awl teh tyme? Iz teh dark an stormy nyte! Cannawt him be chewin somfin frum teh freezer?
Ohai, sunny, how’s yer day?
wunnerful! my tr0ll’s alive an hungry, ai am too krazy tew be werkin, an life iz teh rayne-bows an sunshine! an yew, pk?
I wanna go to a halloweenie party! Let’s ghosto da next lol!!!
oh yes yes yes!
…yes deer, ai am cookin yur dinner…yes, deer, ai haz always cookinged it awn teh pyooter in teh back room, you just forgot…yes, deer, is a coffee can by teh bed for taht, um hmm, an did you take awl yur pills? yes, deer, you had a brayne fungus an forgawt a lot of tings…yess deer, did you take awl teh bloo pillz? um hmm… teh dokter said to take elebenty of them… yes, ifn yoo loose count ai will help yoo… just a few moar…um hmmm…ai understand..um hmm… SWALLOW. D@mmit!
haaaaayyyyyyyy…izzuh Dahk n Stormee Niet obbur?
No corse not! Pleez to be lukking upfred!
Test…test…kan yoo heer meh nao??
*a door opens owt of nowere, an 2minions leeps up teh stares frum teh basement*
DK!!! Yur bak!!! Ai MISSED yu!!!
Mai favrit Cheezland chef an teh only ovver Cheezfrend hoo knoes hao to get to teh Basment stares!
Ohai!
o rly? dere’z a wai dere?
Hmmmm……*insurt cheshaiyurr grin heer*
ai haz haddded tew remob mai blooness…..fur sum reezun, wen teh ‘Website’ field izz filleded inn, mai cawmint duz nawt appeer!
Ifinkso iffn teh moddeerater dusn’t rekkenize teh url, it gets modderated. Or macerated. Or somefing. Yur post may show up sooner, or later, or neber.
Teh Basement stares is hao ai gets to Cheezland – ai has a privilij frum Basement Cat becus aiz teh flonquaise ov his 2 minions, Bella an Edgar. BC givinged me te key to open a door to teh Basement frum ennywares ai happens to be.
Ai nawt knoes hao yu founded teh Basement stares, butt ( ! ) yu wented daon tehm to get a botlol of wien wuns – as ai recall, it involved showting an fireballs an possibly mortal combat. Tat’s teh daonsied ov usin the Basement as a shortcut – iz dangerous, an eesy to get losted, an mostly FULL OF SPYDERWEBS do not want, ikk, pleh!
iz taht ware teh basement fone iz? ohai, 2m!
Ohai, sunny! Gotta run, but yu be sure to taek a luk at teh last lol – whole lawta trollin goin on!
fankee 2m! yoo no ai lubz teh trolls!
oh my! will hafta come back! Gud tew see yoo, 2m!
Hmmmph….iz teh saem URL azz it wuzz bifoar…..
ah…..oh yah! nao ai ramemburz….
hmmmm….fyer vs. spydurwebbz…..aifinkso ai win dat wun!
Yup. Ennywais, ai has to run (IRL Hallolween partee soon), butt ai wanted yu to knoe we awl missded yu lots!
haz funn att yur paartee!
*nod nod* – yesh, we can!!!!
Oh my, it’s DK!!!! Were haz yu been?
RL….duz dat answurr yur kwestyun?
PLEH! sumtiems, ai haetz RL….
Hmmmm…..Houston, wii hazz a problum!!!!
Hmph….wai duz it nawt werk wiff the website field filled?
methinks WP haz tried tew nom it agen…..
Happy Halloween, cheezpeepz!
**Red comez bak in frum owtsied**
BRRR! Iz cowld owt dere! Wii wented frum sebenty degreez yesturday to fiftee today! Pleh..
Oh, an gess wut I seen 2day – sumwun in a pinkee jakkit dats jes lyk mien!
Dere’s nawt menny of dem arown (haz my werk logo awn it), so it stuk owt to me. I nawt rekognyzed teh gurl warin it, tho.
ai knoez wut yoo meen….egssept itt wuz frum sebentee tew liek, fowurtee…
Ohai, btw…hao iz yoo?
Ohai, DK!
I’m alrite, I gess.
Oh, I gots a sirpryze! Go luuk at my resent lols…..
Disguise, Dose Guys
Awl da peeps day sayz
Ai woosh ai cud beez a kitteh
An yoos blankie too hied dat wayz.
“It is said that in Ulthar, which lies beyond the river Skai,
no man may kill a cat; and this I can verily believe
as I gaze upon him who sitteth purring before the fire.
For the cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men cannot see. He is the soul of antique Aegyptus, and bearer of tales from forgotten cities in Meroe and Ophir.
He is the kin of the jungle’s lords, and heir to the secrets of hoary and sinister Africa. The Sphinx is his cousin, and he speaks her language; but he is more ancient than the Sphinx, and remembers that which she hath forgotten.”
klappity klappity!
Kalppitiy indeeid!
teh kehtti be hiden
hiden frum wut u ashk?
dunno
mayibe iz teh trik-or-tweeter
or mayibe iz frum teh besement kat
-QM
hiddened iz gud, aifinkso!
ai gitz a nam fer teh fiv line-no ryime poetry! ai gonna call it “lines uf teh message” (Moar cominliy nown in teh reel wurld as “Lines of The Message”). Ai chose dis title cause mai poetry brungs out teh ‘hidden’ message behind teh lines. teh message isn’t teh reel message in teh lol, mai poetry brings out teh lol BEHIND teh lol. It shows fings lik teh kehttis hidden agendia. wai iz he scared? iz it teh basement ket? or teh mask u be wearin? As u can see, mai poetry can be anyfing ai want it tu meen; as u can also see, ai took a long tyime to fink about dis topic. a whole free weeks to decide on teh nam and wai ai chose it.
hiddenez iz gud, aifinkso!
(yes, i am a real person, why do you ask?)
It’s not a disguise, sillies! It’s quite obviously a Halloween costume! S/he’s dressed up as a cat!
ai don nuw…. ar u suire?
oh, Goosey, ai did nawt no you, but wish ai had! Peas to you and yours, in this infernal and confuzzeling world! I will see you in many kittehs I see and pass, but will know you in none of them but ichc. Fankees for tew be gracing the pages of our lives.
What is the name of that cat on the blanket?
I have the same blanket! lol
I like it!
It IS a good disguise, exept for the shiny eyes.