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basement cat was pleased with their offering
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pleez tu leaf him sum toona tu!
ohai – ware bee anni???
Kormgranulashingz, WB!! Not tu wurry, Annipuss iz on bay kay shun. Shii will beeing bak neggst week beeting ebbreewun tu deh punch!!
In deh meentiymez, haz sum Halloween punch!
Iz it jus yu an meh, wb? Comgrabyurelayshuns! awn yer nawtsekkund!
Mebbe ebbrybuddy stil splorted awn teh last lol. Taht was a most splortacious bebbe!
ohai! mezzomom………ai wuz gittun wurrid
awl loan bai self inna lol….berri strainj feline indede
*hugs mezzomom tite*
*hugs willy boy back*
It wuz sew loanlee!
*sneeks in an joyns teh hug*
Gots room for 1 more?
*quietly sneeks a floofy paw around the pile…*
*tries nawt to make too many waves, splashin into cuddle puddle*
*puts BIG pile uv floofy towls next to cuddle puddle an wades in too*
Pj, wears teh fun in nawt splashin?!? Its Friedegg! Lets get tihs partee started!
oooh, ai kanz riggle in tu? feelien hugz wud be sew gud rite nau!
Aifinkso iz alwayz ruum inna hug fur moar frenz!!!
Yay!! Ebreyone jump in!! Schmoos!!! *Splashes* *Shakes up some shampers* *pops it open* ………
Dats moar liek it!
*turns up Italiana’s boombox an helps hurself to teh bubblii*
WOOHOO! …
Splish Splash, ai wuz gettin a hug,
Adn dancin’ awn teh Cheezeyland rug!
Sippin’ shampers wif awl teh happee campurrs,
Cawz its Friedegg nyte … moar shampers?
Gooddee! Glug …glug …glug!!
putts Thrillah ceedee inna boombaux an kranks up da vaulyoom
*dansis lyk an zombee*
kaus dis iz thrillah!!!
Ai can has splash of ♥puddle♥?
Ai yam wurking awn nawt wun, but two mortgage refinances at teh same tiem, while tryin tew take care ob GF in bed recubberin frum surgery todai.
Mai hedache iz dis…
✦ ⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦⇦ ⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨⇨ ✦
…big!
[dansez tew Hawt Pawtootie]
[frum Rawky Horrow Pikshur Show]
*splashis NC wif cuddlolpuddlolbublols*
༶ ✴ ✱ ✹ ✼ ❀ ✣…………..❀ ❋ ❋ ✣ ✣ ✣ ❀ …………..✴ ✱ ✹✴ ✱ ✹
………….✣ ❀ ༶ ✴ ✱ ✹ ✼ ❀ ✣ ……….✴ ✱ ✹ ✼ ❀ ✣✴ ✱ ✹
*danses tu billie jean*
Fanks foar teh bubblolz WB.
Did yew toyl and trubblol tew make doez?
Oh, noez!!!
ur hedake expandifyed tu exxeeding deh box!!!!
*throwz armz in air!
*runz rownd in sirkklolz!!
Waddle wii dew??
*Gitz asprinz, aleve, exsedrinz, motrinz, ibuprofin
*and a kewl rag fur deh 4hed.
U sit in dis kumfee chair and relaxify urself.
dew nawt wurri mai cween……….
NC’s massib hedkwake wil bee eeted bai da majiklol cuddlolpuddlolbublols
et wil trappifie et an smothur awl da panes!!
Oh fanky yor highness!
Awl doez medikayshuns
mixed wif the shampers
wuz jes wut ai nee…zzzzzz
[fawls face down in puddlol]
*snore*
[bubblolz]
*snore*
[bubblolz]
Ai hoepso dat’s nawt bubblols cumming owt ob ur noze, NC…
Bedder da bubbols b goin out dan in.
Ai wuz finkin beddur owt mai noze dan…nebermind.
Beddur nawt menshun my fainting poeshuns in polite kompany
*scoops up adoptiversary-kitteh Trick an dansdansdanses wif him in arms*
Ooooh! Hurraiz! *leeps* *SPLOSH* *getz shampers up noaz* *sneesiz* *sipz* ahhhhh dass bettur, fankew orl!
ok peeps, gots to dri off and hed owt to RL. Hav a gud, saf wiikend!
*pops anuver botlol of bubblii for ebrybudy and sneeks one under arm on teh wai*
Bazment kitteh is better than the Great Pumpkin =)
…. deh Grated Pumpkin rizez up owt uv deh pumpkin patch…
butt (!!) nawt jus ennee Punkin Patsch … mus bih SINSEER punkin patsch!
Ifwen teh Grate Pumpkin bizits mai patch, he will see dat it iz down rite bona fide! I eben left sum ob teh mini wuns awn the vine sew some ob teh trick-o-treaters culd take dem foar suevyneerz.BC mosly lieks da wun onna lef.
Hims lef, a course.
Yezz! Yu kin SEEZ de layzurs ob his ize gowin day wai, huh?
Dizz wierd. Berrie wierd!
[leans left]
[leans right]
Spooky! Hims eyes…dey awr followin mii.
Noe. Ah noes hims lieks da lef wun cause iz hims own graben immij.
BC haz gloe-inz-teh dawurk minnyinz
Do NAWT luuk directly into da eyes.
BC swalode a glostik, aifinkso
u will gits a hipnoo…hippo…hypo… gets a spell on u.
caws yur MYYYYYN (o noes. eerwurm tiem!)
ohai peejay!
dew nawt luk inna ice?….
butt dey such an purty kulor ob grene……….
*luks inn BC’s ice*
*nawds….nawds*
Yesh mastur, eye unnstan, ai wil due az yu sai………….
*takkuls WB* Whair yu goin wif awl taht toonyfish? Yu gunna hurt yur back carryin awl taht!!!!
oomph…
*waiks up an luks roun*
ohai PK an peejay…………
wared awl dis toona kum frum???
mus bee fro Smudgies toona mountin……….ai wil jes sende et tru da intewebz tu hurs…mush eeziur dan carrion et!!
*pooshes toona tru yewessbee slawt*
awf yu goez tu da doarble smudgie!!
Come back, willy boy!!
*Throws garlic towards BC* *Grabs PK an WB and takes dem back to da snuggol party*
Everybodee is owt buyin trikertreet canny. Yu has to pik owt kines yu liek incase yu dont get enuf tirkurtreeturs an has to eat up all teh leftovers yrself. Max an Simon alwaes want me to get sardeens for trikurtreet but I don’t ushually. I get Kitkatz insted.
Teh trik iz tu leeb it laet enuf sew yu doan’t eet it awl nawt-sekkund!
ai alwaes bai teh kandee taht ai doan lyk (teh sower kandeez izz a gud zam poll) – taht wae ai iz nawt temtyfieded tu eet itz.
Dat nawt werk. 2 weekweekweaks ago I bowted some gummy lifesavers which I thought were safe; (no choklit), butt(!!) I tried 1.
Needless to say, they were all gone 1 weekweak ago. I shall go get more tomarow afternoon. Late.
ai wud eeteeteet teh gummielyfsavurs … adn teh chawklit wud bih gawn bihfoar ai wud get hoam frum teh stoar … butt (!!) ai noe laik teh sower kandee, soe ai getz taht foar teh TrikoarTreeturz.
You no lyke Jollyranchers?
noap – eye’m weerd taht wae.
I shudda bowt coconut candy.
[shivver]
CIRCUS PEANUTS
*brrrrr!*
Oyesh! Nothin lyke teh haff-empty bag ov Circus Peanuts candy wehn it’s abowt six months old adn dried-owt inna bakk of teh shelfs.. cronch cronch cronch..
U hazza luukin on my gamma’s shelfs?
Rite negst tew gamma’s ribbon candy stash,
which will bii komin owt negst month
in the crystal candy dish.
BC steels yer candys…and yer soul.
Hii kin hab mai sole, but hii bedder keeping himz handz off mai kandee!!!
Takes teh bottoms ob cweenmj’s shooz adn gibs dem tew BC.
Doan gno wut hii wants wif dem. [shrugz]
Mehbii BC gawt uh foot fettish.
Mehii hii iz planning tew tke ober teh wurld wif Espradrilles.
whoevver carved the kitteh smiling out from the circular window in that pumpkin did a snazzy job.
Agwee berry mush! Cudbe deh moon behinz kitteh as wella s cirkalar windah
Congaratshoelaces to willy boy foar teh nawt-sekkund! Howbowt sum punkin spyce muffynz, sum carrwot caek cuppycaeks wif creemcheeze frawsteng and widdlol frawsteng carrwots awn tawp, kookees uv awl sordid Hollow Weenie shayps (heer – trai a bat – ther nommilishus!) – izz taht a nuff noms? Adn foar drinkees … applol sydur wif simmynimmy stix to ster.
Foar dansdansdans, mai ai sujest Teh Mawnstur Mash …
It wuz a grayveyard smash!
U reeded mai mind!!! klikking heer
Gotcha covered, cweenmj! Aaaaaaand here we go!
Teh basement cat, it haz rayz beaming out of it’s eyez?? Skarie.
yesh, BC haz laz0rs!!
Portritt make a happie basement cat, dat udder ting’s just sillies
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Sweettuesday93, chech1965, an hairspray an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy caeks, fluffy wite caek wif fluffy lemmin frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms ontop, an goodie bags filled wif pumkin bownsy balls wif pumkin faces taht lite up wen tehy bownse, liddlw wind-up raysing zombie dolls, kandee, an sparkly alien stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
*Windz up raysing zombee doll adn letz it go, go, go, go, go!!!
sparkly alien stikkers?? ai be in! Happeee Burfday, wun an awl!
Deeze carbing are berry berry gud, aifinkso!!!! Speshally like deh fullface kitteh-kitteh!
Care troll kinda warning comin up:
Evereebuddee who has a bl*ck kitteh has to be shur to keep tehm verrah, verrah saef dis weekend!
Der be nawt-nise peeps owt dete hu mite be meen to dems! I lurve teh gorjeous midnite jet coalie inkee basmint kittehs, but sum peeps do not!
mai blakitteh, Audrey Violet – goarjamuss wun wif teh grean adn ampurr eies – staes indoarz awl teh tym … butt (!!) mai nayburr haz a blakitteh hoo iz a owtsyd kitteh, adn it skarifies mih taht summ badpeeps myt trai tu hurtify itz. Ai traided tu warrn hurr, butt (!!) shih likked atz mih laik ai wuz nutz oar sumfink. Teh Hyoomaine Sosyetee heer woant eeben letz ennewun doptify a blakitteh teh hoal munf uf Ockytoaburr – tehy wantz tu maik shur tehy izz awl saifadnsownd.
Yes, yes!! Wii awlwais fite owr tu BC’s tu keeping dem in awn Halloweens. Iffin da weather iz nyce I sit awn da front porch an gibs owt da kandies, an dey lay awn da porch besyde mii, an move just wen peeps are coming up and scares dem. Iz da funni, peeps finkso dey are props at nawt sekkund.
this iz teh LOL’O'WIN!
Halloween Kitteh
pro~tekkz t3h Punkinz wiff hurz
green Layzurr Beem Ieez!
Halloween Kitteh
lykez t3h Punkin dat wuz carrvd
’spesshullee 4 hurz!
Halloween Kitteh
habz Grayt Beeg Dawggeh hydeeng
Indoarz jusst in cayss!
Jack.
[hazza curious]
Jes in cayss ob wut Jack?
Sumwun need their
butt sniffedcandy inspected?Ai fear BC kitteh fierce moar dan goggie.
Teh reaper gawt nuffin’ awn him.
Ohai, nativeca66!
Grayt Beeg Dawggeh
amz dayr 4 nawtee trikksturrz
dat myte hurtz Kitteh
Halloween Kitteh
mytez nawts needz halp, butz Kitteh
duz nawtz needz 2 knoez
Nawtee trikksturrz
cumz wiff Halloween. Kitteh
coodz needz sum Bakkz~Up!
Jack.
Oh yesh yesh. *nods* Ob corse.
BC always habs hell hownds arownd,
jes in case precoshus wuns git uh liddlol rowdy.
Punkin skull-pter can haz teh talent. I lubs teh kitteh carving!
Me lubs how de kittehz eyez r shining at teh kitteh punkin! it iz cwearly deh behst wonn!!
Teh dude hu did teh punkin on teh rite, disurfs sum candeh
dat kitteh’s wut i had on mai punkin!
OMK! i made that exact same kitteh jack-o-lantern for Halloween!
Anyone else notice this cat has lazerbeamz shootin’ outa his eyes?