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By: Lizard

Lizard — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:57:34 +0000

awww. he looks just like my Franklin, who died in a hit&run accident… :/

By: Emily

Emily — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 07:07:52 +0000

Whare R thuh Chzburgers?

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:02:33 +0000

Whoa! My cat looks like that only fatter!

By: lubsorinjwuns

lubsorinjwuns — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:11:45 +0000

Wow! A Jack Deth poem jest for me nd NC! Ai yam sew honored! Ai lubs ICHC!

By: Duffy

Duffy — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:52:06 +0000

{{{{KittsBidness}}}}
Ohai! Ar yu new heer? Yu ar welkum! We eckzist to maek eech uther happee and maek smiels! An yu no haffing to use lolspeek to join in, neether!
*extends floofy paw of frenship*
Hoep yur times get bettur…come in an say howdee anytime yu need a virchooual hug!

By: Zuby

Zuby — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:37:32 +0000

“Lame” nayburz all right. You dint eben get any chickn flayvurd dental floss.

-Zuby (RIP)

By: Kitts Bidness

Kitts Bidness — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:49:14 +0000

Liek many, I’ve been going through some rough times lately, my sweet kitty has made me smile as has all your pictures and the captions and all the funny kitty speak. I just wanted to thank you all here at cheezburgers for making me smile every day.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:40:40 +0000

*fawls awf cowch*
Heehaw…That’s…snikker…perfect…bwahahahaha!

By: keshet

keshet — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:12:08 +0000

En collaj wun uv mai rummates gived awai top ramen.

By: keshet

keshet — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:07:01 +0000

Did ai menshun wun uv myne leiks teh hallapenyos?

By: keshet

keshet — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:06:16 +0000

Goggies haz such dis-urn-ing taystes.
Nawt!

By: eubie

eubie — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:44:12 +0000

Mai sun wuz teh onliest kidlet n teh hole nabor hud, adn awl teh owld peeps wud make stuffs speshul 4 him–teh popcorm bawls, teh ho made cukees, teh cuppecakes, teh car o mell applols–or hab speshul stuff bowt 4 him. Maid him feel sew speshul.

By: Griffyn

Griffyn — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:35:18 +0000

how pritty! clappity clap awn adoptification! yay you!

By: collegekitteh

collegekitteh — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:17:18 +0000

Wen ai wuz a kitten, wii wuz lukee tew go trikrtreetn at awl. Mai momcat n dadcat wuz teh layzee. Ub korse, dis wuz in da ayties. Twenny yeers laytur… ai gibs owt kandees tu da naybrhud kittens maiself. Ai wishes ai kood haz bin gittin da gud schtufs.

By: willy boy

willy boy — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:15:06 +0000

shees purty!!!! soez dini ob corz

sara’s gitten alawng wif dini nao?

By: collegekitteh

collegekitteh — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:12:06 +0000

Epic Halloween Fail.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:09:58 +0000

Nawt haz go to grate meshurs to do dat, sillee p-k!

Sarah iz still bebbeh, so hur mite end up floofyur den Dini iz. V-E-T sed hur iz abowt 6 munfs owld.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:09:44 +0000

Aifinkso Sarah hazza feeling thretened an skered bai older kitteh, her hasta sho her nawt pushober fur Dini tu push ober. Gib her a lil thyme. Hisshissgrowlgrowl no big deel, az long as no fitings!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:08:10 +0000

*pikshurs red going ober bof kittehs wif meshuring taype*

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:06:10 +0000

Awwwwww…teh purty wuns.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:05:10 +0000

Ol’ urban legend…
Doan wash down pop rawk wif Coca-Cola…
…unless yew want teh Mentos effect.

gaw ai yam old...switches tumorrows game plan tew yelling at kids frum poarch

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:04:54 +0000

**pushes swoonin cowch unner p-k**

Dey iz bofe teh floofy.

Dini has a floofyur ruff, butt Sarah haz longur toe-tuftz.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:03:36 +0000

Iz funny, Dini iz moar “lets be frenz”, but Sarah iz hisshiss, growlolgrowlol.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:02:58 +0000

Teh floof, teh FLOOF!!!!! *swoon*

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:00:28 +0000

Awwwww, purdy, purdy bebbehs. Dey luk lyke dey are gettin along wonderfully!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:00:04 +0000

Ai yam there in spirit.
*skeezez lime*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:58:55 +0000

How bowt jes wun gui lyk a redhed in gray t-shurt, kitteh pee-jay pantz, an floofy purplol soks?

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:57:55 +0000

Iz it da babbehs? *runs tu sii*

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:57:23 +0000

How bout just ‘Merikan bois lyke red heads in flannlol pj’s and awl VLC bois lub brunetts in obersyzed t-shurts?

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:56:43 +0000

*runruns tu lukk*

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:53:19 +0000

Ohai, sairys!!!! Welkome back!!! Nawt rememmer uz tawking much, but ai duz remmeber yu, ai duz!!!!!!!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:52:17 +0000

ooooo – DEM politicks – Multiplol bloodsuckers – DO NAWT WANT!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:50:10 +0000

Ohai grmawgs. [speaking ob missing cheezfrenz]
Ai bin missing yew.
Oar yew’ve bin missing mii.
Either way, ai habn’t scene yew inna while.
[Joey Tribbiani voice]
How yew doin’? O.o

By: grmawgs

grmawgs — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:48:44 +0000

Wut liddul owld ladee cnadeez? Sensen? Du dey stil maik dat?
No cnadeez at mai haows. weer da grincheez.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:48:29 +0000

I jes uploded sum pikshurs!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:47:07 +0000

W00t!! Glad tu seeing u bak, sairys!!

duz u haz a noo pooter??

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:46:38 +0000

Sownz lyk a polly-tishun.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:44:36 +0000

Tehn what wud teh brunetts in obersyzed t-shurts du, if no wun lyked us, just teh redheads in flannlol pjs??

By: grmawgs

grmawgs — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:42:48 +0000

{{{{{{sairys}}}}}}} sry, dint furget yu , just nawt finking abowt yu wurnt heer. wilkum bakz……

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:42:09 +0000

Yew had mii in 1984, but then yew lost mii.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:39:51 +0000

Anom, 3km.

By: Upfi

Upfi — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:39:36 +0000

Ai rememburs u! Where has u been? Iz u OK? U want a floofee blankit and sum hot chocklit? Wif whippee cream?

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:39:04 +0000

Wut wut wut!?!
Yew mean dis iz nawt cawmin ~~fettish~~ predilekshun?
AI MUST REMEDY DIS!
AI MUST CHAMPION TEH RIGHTEOUSNESS!
[points skyward]
[begins campaign drive...]
WUT AM AI DOING!?!
If awl teh menz lieks RHIF, den wut will ai hab to fantasize ’bout?

sawry girls

Burns petishun.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:38:54 +0000

Dee Snider nawt mind wut him had in himz trik-or-treet bag.

See?

Oh, an nethur did TMBG. See?

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:36:01 +0000

Ifinkso I haz tu bii more candies, kaus da hole fan damily haz been sneekin a piece here an dere. Ifinkso I mita opened da bags tho.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:32:45 +0000

Yep. Teh teeny text iz nawt down wif Jay-Zee, Dr. Dre or…
(old skool) LL Cool. *snerk* Ai yam sew old.
There izza bukkit (strike dat) a WALRUS BUKKIT ob full size 3 Musketeers staring at mii awn teh cownter rite nao.
*SHADDUP! Ai doan wanna eet yew*
Gud fing my ballgladder woan let mii eet dem.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:31:05 +0000

*sigh* Tu bad awl da menz kan’t havva fing fur red heads in flannolol PJ’s.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:26:54 +0000

"Ai hab no response tew dat", but yew hab an emeow.

git dat ref...ai dare yew

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:25:24 +0000

*pikshurs Liddle Jack eeting rayzinettes an pikzee stix, bownsing rownd howse*

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:23:31 +0000

oops, teh teeny ttext wuld appeer not to rap.