apple…apple…toothbrush…
apple…apple…toothbrush… you have lame neighbors, dude
but u gotz 2 fite teh cavateez.
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wherze the good stuff?
All teh good stuff already eated by teh hoominz.
kittehs deserb more than leftovers!
day so selflish arnt day?
Woo-Hoo on teh Not Sekkond!
Teh CongaRatz come owt in teh single file dressed az teh ‘frankenstein’s creations’ owtfits, adn do interperative dansdans to Christopher Walken reading Edgar Allen Poe’s ‘the Raven’
“Nobawdy puts Lenore inna corner!”
Fanks, D4K – we can have franks and steins (beer) for noms and drinkees!
ornj kitteh wants KANDEE NAOW. Oar cheezburgers.
[hands kitteh bag-o-eggs&TP]
Ohai, nc, It lukes lyke ders som sorta lunch bag or somfin, on fire on yer porch!
EEP!
*STOMP STOMP STOMP*
umm, uhh,… you gotz sumtin on yur foot… an itz not chokklit
… an et doan luk like lunch…
Tell my dog dat.
PLEEZE!
duz he findz dah littur stoofs tastee?
Ai try tew tell him dey awr NAWT tootsie rolls.
Goggies haz such dis-urn-ing taystes.
Nawt!
Did ai menshun wun uv myne leiks teh hallapenyos?
I can has Kandee?
Wat, no dental floss?
“Ai gawt uh rawk.”
Charlee Brown ref?
My idol!
“Ai had uh liddlol trubble wif teh scissors.”
Duz u hazza fing foar red-hedded gurlz?
Yew gno ai dew
’specially iffn dey wearin flannlol PJs.
Izza shaym u gots a gf.
**sighs wif a sadniss**
“Ai hab no response tew dat”, but yew hab an emeow.
Sownz lyk a polly-tishun.
ooooo – DEM politicks – Multiplol bloodsuckers – DO NAWT WANT!
*sigh* Tu bad awl da menz kan’t havva fing fur red heads in flannolol PJ’s.
Wut wut wut!?!
Yew mean dis iz nawt cawmin
fettishpredilekshun?AI MUST REMEDY DIS!
AI MUST CHAMPION TEH RIGHTEOUSNESS!
[points skyward]
[begins campaign drive...]
WUT AM AI DOING!?!
If awl teh menz lieks RHIF, den wut will ai hab to fantasize ’bout?
Burns petishun.
Anom, 3km.
Tehn what wud teh brunetts in obersyzed t-shurts du, if no wun lyked us, just teh redheads in flannlol pjs??
How bout just ‘Merikan bois lyke red heads in flannlol pj’s and awl VLC bois lub brunetts in obersyzed t-shurts?
How bowt jes wun gui lyk a redhed in gray t-shurt, kitteh pee-jay pantz, an floofy purplol soks?
Dee Snider nawt mind wut him had in himz trik-or-treet bag.
See?
Oh, an nethur did TMBG. See?
Yew had mii in 1984, but then yew lost mii.
ohai wut dis?
an giftee sir tifikat?
*seas vishuns ob cheezbugurs an fryes*
weight…sez… frie toof kleenink? ………:mad:
motiekahn fail
STN
motiekahner fail
*runsawaywiffasneekeeness*
last yeer, young cousin (6) got certificate for teh free bowling in an alley wif teh BAR attached, so u has to be 19 to use it!
Epic Halloween Fail.
wurst halloween basket eber… uv all time…
Iz wah u gets fur living in teh neighborhud full ov “professionalz” liek doktorz adn dentistz adn teecherz and akkowntantz!
In teh getto neighbourhudz, teh gets teh gulletz!
that’s “getz teh bulletz!”
In mai neeborhud, mai bois getz teh full-size choklit bars, teh full-size tater chippies nd cans o pop! Ai maiks dem shair wif mom! Nom nom nom!
Wen ai wuz a kitten, wii wuz lukee tew go trikrtreetn at awl. Mai momcat n dadcat wuz teh layzee. Ub korse, dis wuz in da ayties. Twenny yeers laytur… ai gibs owt kandees tu da naybrhud kittens maiself. Ai wishes ai kood haz bin gittin da gud schtufs.
Mai sun wuz teh onliest kidlet n teh hole nabor hud, adn awl teh owld peeps wud make stuffs speshul 4 him–teh popcorm bawls, teh ho made cukees, teh cuppecakes, teh car o mell applols–or hab speshul stuff bowt 4 him. Maid him feel sew speshul.
Teh sour applols iz fur frowing at teh goggies. Teh floof brush iz tu hold teh Peanut buddur nomz fur teh kitteh
hmm, i dont fink anywun rememburs me… i has a sad now…
awe ..doan bee sadd…..yu r ole oar new cheezpeep?
*reechis owt wif floofy spauted paw ob fenship*
uhm.dats fRenship…………
tu mush shampurs inna laist lol
I is wun frum long timz ago… like 9 munfs
I used to be on here alla time, den I lost my poor pooter… but im back naow thankz tu cweenmj’s email
{{{{{{sairys}}}}}}} sry, dint furget yu , just nawt finking abowt yu wurnt heer. wilkum bakz……
Ohai grmawgs. [speaking ob missing cheezfrenz]
Ai bin missing yew.
Oar yew’ve bin missing mii.
Either way, ai habn’t scene yew inna while.
[Joey Tribbiani voice]
How yew doin’? O.o
W00t!! Glad tu seeing u bak, sairys!!
duz u haz a noo pooter??
Ohai sairys! Ai ‘members! Ai ‘members’
Ai doan fink wii wuz eber formerly introduced.
[extends floofy paw ob fwendship]
Ai saw yew post ‘fore tho.
yessim, itz gud tu see yous too NC
anyhoo, i gotz tah go, skool wurk an all dat
but ill be bak agan
Hurry back!
Hurry baaaAAAAaaaack!
Nawt to be sad, sairys, der juss seems to be mostly, reletibly newish peeps on dis partixular lol. Nice to meetcha! You hazza funi!
Ohai sairys! Aim a gnu cheezpeep. Since coupla monfs. Pweesed 2 meetchu!
helo
Hai!
*extends floofy paw of friendship to sairys*
Ohai – I’m new since you were last here. Welcome back!
Ohai! Ai r anotter gnu cheezpeep. *extends floofi paw ob friendship* Welkum bak tew ICHC!
i rebembers yoo! a lot ob cheezpeeps come an go, iz alwayz nise to see sumwun come bakk! iz yor pooter fixded or yoo gotted noo wun?
Ai rememburs u! Where has u been? Iz u OK? U want a floofee blankit and sum hot chocklit? Wif whippee cream?
Ohai, sairys!!!! Welkome back!!! Nawt rememmer uz tawking much, but ai duz remmeber yu, ai duz!!!!!!!
[gets unwrapped popcorm bawl frum nice but stange ol' lady down teh street]
I♪Thanks Mrs. Jenkins♪
Last year shii gabe owt pikshurs ob her grandkidlets frum her mantle.
i wented to targit today an gotted teh gud stuffs. snikkers, m n ms, skittlol, strawbursts, an reeses cups. no rayzins pennies pencils an expired pizza cyoopons from DIS howse!
oh, an none ob thoze weerd liddle old lady kandeez eever. pleh.
oops, teh teeny ttext wuld appeer not to rap.
Yep. Teh teeny text iz nawt down wif Jay-Zee, Dr. Dre or…
(old skool) LL Cool. *snerk* Ai yam sew old.
There izza bukkit (strike dat) a WALRUS BUKKIT ob full size 3 Musketeers staring at mii awn teh cownter rite nao.
*SHADDUP! Ai doan wanna eet yew*
Gud fing my ballgladder woan let mii eet dem.
Ifinkso I haz tu bii more candies, kaus da hole fan damily haz been sneekin a piece here an dere.
Ifinkso I mita opened da bags tho.
Wut liddul owld ladee cnadeez? Sensen? Du dey stil maik dat?
No cnadeez at mai haows. weer da grincheez.
En collaj wun uv mai rummates gived awai top ramen.
*fawls awf cowch*
Heehaw…That’s…snikker…perfect…bwahahahaha!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
wundurrz wayr amz ‘Roll~O’z andz
Froazinn Milkee Wayz?!!!
Wary amz M&Mz
andz Hurshee Barz? Waryz did
Pikkzee Stikkz go 2?!!!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
wawntz Chunkeez andz Gooburrz andz
lawtza Rayzunnettz!!!
Jack.
Pikkzee Stikkz!!!1! ELBENTY!
…BOING BOING BOING]
Kiddie cocaine!
*shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhlurp*
[NC bouncez awf teh wallz]
*BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING *CRASH*
Ai canz haz Pikkzee Stikkz wif u, NC? Nomnomnom!
*LOW goes BOING BOING BOING BOING into NC*
Oof! Sawree bout dat!
Wut?Ididnawtfeelnuffin…ohlukdotsdisizgratedisizgratedisizgrateELEBENTY!
*BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING*
u see dots? Ai doan see dots!! Ai see leetel yelo burdies flyin raond mai hed! Waaaoooow!
*BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING!! Bounce! *
Oof! Hey wach wair ur goin!!
(dis is kinda fun! Snerk!)
BURDIES?where?SKWRRL![runz]*zzzzip*wutsdat?*screech*[chaseztayl]
*ROWNDROWNDROWND*
aihazzadizzynao…bleh!…aifeelbeddurnao[runrunrun]*bang*
♪TWEET TWEET TWEET♪ Oh luk! Burdies!
OMCC!! Who frowed up dere? Bleh! Ai jest fell innit!
*LOW gets up nd changes clothes nd haz anudder Pikkzee Stikk*
*BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY DANS DANS DANS*
Hey! U gotz naice burdies 2 NC! Ooo! Pritty burdies!
*BOWNSE BOWNSE BOWNSE*
[NC's hart iz nao powndin' owtta himz chest]
*THUMP thump*
*THUMP thump*
Wut’s dat?
*THUMP thump*
*THUMP thump*
Iz dat…iz dat…iz dat teh Chikken Hart?
oops
Part 2
Ooooh! Ai haz a skeered naow! Taim 2 go foar a cauld Corona to calm daown! Hope ai BOUNCE into u again suun, NC! Naight naight!
G’nite LOW. Keep the Jello handy.
Nd teh Corona 2! Wish u cuud joyn me! Cheers!
Ai yam there in spirit.
*skeezez lime*
Ohai, NC andz LOW!
Pikkzee Stikkz bettah
dan ‘Sweet Tawrtz’, ‘Jawlee Ranchrr’
andz Oaldz Skool ‘Fizzeez’
Startz moobeengz feengz datz
canz fawll daown. Addz paddengz 2
wawllz andz shawrpz coarnurrz
Knoez dat Pikkzee Stikkz
andz Rayzunnettz amz berreh
Nommee 2geddurr
Jack.
*pikshurs Liddle Jack eeting rayzinettes an pikzee stix, bownsing rownd howse*
Ol’ urban legend…
Doan wash down pop rawk wif Coca-Cola…
…unless yew want teh Mentos effect.
Wow! A Jack Deth poem jest for me nd NC! Ai yam sew honored! Ai lubs ICHC!
Dat beez teh best eber! Pikkzee Stikkz! Rayzunnettz! WANTS!!!elebenty! Awesum, Jack!
I jes uploded sum pikshurs!
*runruns tu lukk*
Teh floof, teh FLOOF!!!!! *swoon*
**pushes swoonin cowch unner p-k**
Dey iz bofe teh floofy.
Dini has a floofyur ruff, butt Sarah haz longur toe-tuftz.
Nawt haz go to grate meshurs to do dat, sillee p-k!
Sarah iz still bebbeh, so hur mite end up floofyur den Dini iz. V-E-T sed hur iz abowt 6 munfs owld.
shees purty!!!! soez dini ob corz
sara’s gitten alawng wif dini nao?
how pritty! clappity clap awn adoptification! yay you!
Iz it da babbehs? *runs tu sii*
Awwwww, purdy, purdy bebbehs. Dey luk lyke dey are gettin along wonderfully!
Iz funny, Dini iz moar “lets be frenz”, but Sarah iz hisshiss, growlolgrowlol.
Aifinkso Sarah hazza feeling thretened an skered bai older kitteh, her hasta sho her nawt pushober fur Dini tu push ober. Gib her a lil thyme.
Hisshissgrowlgrowl no big deel, az long as no fitings!
Awwwwww…teh purty wuns.
Liek many, I’ve been going through some rough times lately, my sweet kitty has made me smile as has all your pictures and the captions and all the funny kitty speak. I just wanted to thank you all here at cheezburgers for making me smile every day.
{{{{KittsBidness}}}}
Ohai! Ar yu new heer? Yu ar welkum! We eckzist to maek eech uther happee and maek smiels! An yu no haffing to use lolspeek to join in, neether!
*extends floofy paw of frenship*
Hoep yur times get bettur…come in an say howdee anytime yu need a virchooual hug!
“Lame” nayburz all right. You dint eben get any chickn flayvurd dental floss.
-Zuby (RIP)
Whoa! My cat looks like that only fatter!
Whare R thuh Chzburgers?
awww. he looks just like my Franklin, who died in a hit&run accident… :/