FUN SIZED LOLCATS
FUN SIZED LOLCATS Perfect for Halloween
happeh howloween! u gotz ur halloween face on?
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I got a rock.
you adn Charlie Brown.
here, has some soop.
I got a broth.
Donut bees consommed by it, eh?
Dat wud bee stewpid.
Wut? no sis??
Bedder a broth tahn a brothel.
Or horehound candy.
Or sex inna pan.
Or s*x inna pan
Now available at all stores near you!
reely?
*runz tu stoar
i bot meh sum frum teh innerwebs. FYI, not so fun wen pointy-ens com awt.
adn any otter holidaze!
And car-wash openings!
Ohai, LCB!
Vest Pawkitt Bebbeh
Kitteh fitz kwyte nysslee inz
Grayt Beeg Candee Boal
Vest Pawkitt Bebbeh
Kitteh claymz awwwlll t3h Nommee
Candee 4 hurzself!
Vest Pawkitt Bebbeh
Kitteh pro~tekkz hurz Candee.
Den will taykz a Napz!!!
Jack.
O hai, Jack!
*joins kitteh for a candee nap*
Oh hai cheezpeepz!!
U prolly noez dat wii b doeing sum Dark and Stormy Nitez tu honner ower fren Goosey hoo didded deh berry nawt-sekkund wun. And wii b habbing sum holloween partyz.
But, ifinso mebbee dere b sum kunfushyun but wut b happening wen.
Deh simplol anser b on deh
CheezTownCryerz Cheezee Calendar.
Deh long winded anser b:
Sat, Oct 31 (Halloween)
@ 8am ICHC time: Trollolween hosted bai Guiness Piggeh
@ 12pm ICHC time: Dark adn Stormy Nite hosted by Cweenmj
@ 2pm ICHC time: Holloween Party hosted bai Cweenmj
Thurz. Nov 5th (Guy Fawkez Day)
@ 12am ICHC time: Dark and Stormy Nite hosted bai Annipuss
Klikking heer fur halp wif deh time tranzlationz. Plz tu baring in mind dat deh USA duzn’t changing frum deh Daylite Sabingz time until 1 Nov. So doze uv u in deh rest uv deh whirrld will haz tu sort dat owt on yr own … it makez mai hed hurt. :=(
Cween, u sez, Deh GP haz tolding uz wut hii haz planninged fur deh Trolloween, but wut iz dis party uv urz gonna b like??
Well, I tellifyingz u. Deh 2pm party beez a costume party!! Wen u arrivez, u tellingz us wut kostume u b wairing.
And dere will beeing a buffet tablol uv goodeez tu nomming adn drinkingz. U kin bringing sumfing to addin tu deh tablol.
Awlso, u kin singing us a Holloween song, if u noeingz wun.
*rummijez in klawzit fur kostuuum.
itteh bitteh candie commiteh!
Aaaaaaccckkkkkk!!! No warn… S-P-L-O-R-T
*twitch twitch*
*runz adn gitz deh CCC.
*rummage rummage, rummage.
Luk at awl deh braynez. U shure dese awl caminged owt uf yer hed?
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop. Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. Tuk, tuk, tuk.
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Iz dat awl?
*lukz arownd 2 making shur.
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OK. U like deh baby possumz? wii gots deh CHRG wif possumz 4 u.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
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Heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
Adn noaw I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
*opens wun aye* A chokklit possum? A chokklit possum?!? Just wun? Dis bees a serius case, mai cween!
U can has my soup if u want.
Chek wif Jack, I finso hii haz sumfin fur u!!
Bebbeh BC wantz tu eggscape teh pleh Allmun Joiz!
doze not blame bebbeh BC, pleh! Needs Kitteh treets.
Babeh BC kneeds:
Albacour toona
Braizd beouf
Cod fisches
D…
dairy treets
eggs
fisches (more)
gravies
h…
Helthy Nomz
Ice kreemz
Jelloz wif marshmallowz
K….
Kibbul in tastee teenee flavurs
Lol-lypops
Mowse-flavur tootsies
N…
Noms of sordid deelishusnes
Open-fased tooneymelt sammitchuz
Peenk jellee beenz
Quwallatee nomsnax
R …
Rabbit fricasee
Stoo
Turkee livverz
U…
Uppecide daon kaek
Visheeswaaz
Wafflols wif ebryfink
Xtra larg peeza
Yankee pawt rosed
Zookini bred
whew – dun befour da gnu lol kaim!
ai agwee wif bebbeh BC – dubblol PLEH on teh Allmun Joiz!! iz nawt fayr dat wen ai wuz a yung kitteh, ai wuld get the pleh Allmun Joiz, butt nowun EBER gibbed mii a bebbeh BC in mai trikortreet bag!
DeeDahDeeDahDeeDah!
Emergensea Cruise standing bai on Splort alert!!!
*ducktapes CHRG w DOI uv Zombeez onto hed and finks abowt wurk*
Look at dat mini tailio!
adn deh kyoot liddlol xstraw fuzzy pawz!!
Ai wuz tryin nawt tu luk! Odeer! The liddlol tayle! The liddlol pawz! The kyoot fais!
**Tries tu kawsintrayte awn teh pleh Allmun Joiz**
Tu layte!
SPLORT!
No tym 4 po et tree.
*Grabbity grabz an pushs, pokes, packs awl teh brayns ai can find into teh cabbity.
Tuk, tuk, tuk, then smorve dem awl obber.
Gintly snaps CHG on and rappz wif ducky tape round and round.*
Okai for neow. Gotta dash–luks liek a splortstrom iz settling in.
Wel fanks MM. Yu nawt wud haz inee choklit wud yu?
Awl yur kandeez are belong tu mih … adn ifz yu doan bleeve itz, jus trai tu getz wun!
Ohai. 4.5kittehz!
Fyndz ‘Braynee~Ak~Vakk’
andz cleenz up mess. Poarz Braynz bakk
wayrz dayz beelawngz. Taykz
Buddurr~Fly Band~Aydz
maykz ebbeefeeng prittee. Taykz
owtz CHRG
Pullz CHRG
daown tyte. Habz Bunjee Coardz oarz
Floatz~A~Bote Dukkt Tayp
Rapz Bunjee Coardz tyte.
Habz Urll Gray oars Iee Bryte Tee
inz 2 kwartz Thurmuss
Awllso habz Froazinn
Milkee Wayz andz Hurshee Bawrz
wiff lawtza Allmundz
Taykz owt Flooffee, wawrm
Blankitt andz rappz ‘rowdz ‘Sploart!’~ee
so hurz getz bettah!!!
Jack.
Oh mai – mai bery nawt sekkund o’haikoo rescyoo!! Adn LOTS ob chokklit!!! *luks askanse at teh cween* Fank yoo muchlee, Jack!
And now I’d likes to do Halloween vershun of song frum my album – Smudgie sings the Cat Pack -
The Smudgie Can (Halloween vershun)
Who can take a goggie
(who can take a goggie)
Bring it to itz knees
(bring it to itz knees)
Enviserate a collie and de-bone a pekinese
The smudgie can -
(the smudgie can -)
The smudgie cat can
(The smudgie cat can)
The smudgie cat can coz she watches cheezy freenz and makes them safe from the world
Who can take a hooman
(who can take a hooman)
Who be nasty to us cats
(nasty to us cats)
Remove his small intestine
In 30 seconds flat
The smudgie can -
(the smudgie can)
The smudgie cat can
(the smudgie cat can)
The smudgie cat can coz she watches awl her freendz and makes them safe from the world
The smudgie cat breaks
Anywun who makes
Threats to kittehs, bad and vicious
If threatening kittehs is yowr wishes
Yew’ll be sleeping with the fishes
Who can take a hooman
(who can take a hooman)
Hurting cats on halloween
(cats on halloween)
Serve him up his liver and puree his only spleen
The smudgie can
(the smudgie can)
The smudgie cat can
(the smudgie cat can)
The smudgie cat can coz she watches cheezy freendz and makes them safe from the wurld
The Smudgie cat can coz she watches cheezy freendz and makes them safe from the wurld
Tanks you – haz a safe Halloween
xxx
Smudgie!!!…Smudgie!!!…Smudgie!!!…Smudgie!!!…Smudgie!!!
purrfect chois ob toonage fuur tudai Smudgie………..
*trows lawts ob sawft powchez ov toona et da staije*
*applolds wildlee*
o mai! smudgie, taht iz ful uv win an awsum!
YAY! Nummer WUN wif a bulut awn teh CHEEZCHARTZ!!
… oar shud taht bih nummer nawt-sekkund ??!!
Eever wai, teh sawng haz teh wunnerful!!
Yay!!! WhistlolZ!!! Applolsawse!!!!!
tanks everybudee – has a safe halloween – we’ze looks owt fur eech udder. aifinkso.
Ah wants teh mp3
@@@@@@@@@@ Standing obayshunz@@@@@@@@@ wif roffles adn lols adn ebbryfing! Smudgie, yu mai hee-ro!
Yay Smudgie! YAy Smudgie! SMUDGIE!
ai sends many tins ob toona backstage at the Stardust Casino fur Smudgie and the Cat Pack!
*Swoooons*
OMCC… oh teh cyootniss!!!!!
Nononono, must fink uv sumfing else… no purrtekshuns awn, splortid so menny thymes ober foster-bebbehs taht no brayns whir left but tehy haz rejenratid!!!!!!
Oh noooooees!!! *presses hands tu hed, lukks despritlee fur CHRG an dukkeetaype an HGGs an cyootniss hazmat soot*
S*P*L*O*R*T
THUD
*taeks P-K’s floofy paw* Hold awn, P-K. Halp’s a’coming. Heer, has sum Hurshee Bawr wiff Allmundz.
Almunds? Pleh! Fank yu fur teh corrijmints.
i’ll takes teh almunds, kthxyum.
An nau ur braynz luk lieke deh inside of a pummkin
Aifinkso tehy did alreddy.
O noze! p-k awl splorted an noe wun cawld teh CCC!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
*lukks arown wifawoozy*
What hitted me? Ai member… sumfing abowt floof, an teeny paws, an wun lil whyte wisker… nonono, must nawt fink uv taht!
*hugs pengwin, sips hawt choklit, an wayts fur brayns tu settul back intu teh usual kaoshavokmess in braynium, but cleener an fresher-smelling tehn befoar*
Fanks, BF.
Fun sized LOL cats….fownd at ur grocers nao! Ai wants! Do dey com in difrent fabors?
Ai wants a whyte wun-no, a meezer, no a.. I can has variety pack?
A variety pack! Greate idee!
Dey be haff-prise in a day ur too!
Bonk! Ohai KCT! How is U feline?
Hey Jesse. Respond if joo are reading this
Oh. Mai. Ceiling. Cat!
Dat bebbeh kitteh is teh berri deffynition of CYOOT! AHHH! Teh bebbeh paw is teh same size as teh bebbeh Almond Joy!
**Holds onto CHRG for dear life while taking deep breaths and thinking of distinctly non-cute things, like taxes and laundry and laundry.**
careful dere jords!
*rapsrapsraps eggstra duckie taype rownd jords CHRG*
fank you muchlee, bluesfan473! Teh eggstra duckie taype is berri appree – apreehsee – it’s berri nice!
If they’re handing out kittens with the candy they must be tasty. Anyone got a good recipe?
I iz stawpin bai dat hows moar dan wun taim!
Oh yesh! DO WANT!!! *pullz daon CHRG gud an tite adn finks ob scoopin kitteh litter*
What’s so fun about less lolcat? =(
Az u watchez mi amungst teh candees
B shoar 2 kiip CHRG an CCC handees.
Crimony pete
Puts on super duper CHRG(wdoi) and HGGs
Whew
taht wuz a klose wun D.R.!
Boy howdy!
Luks lik one tricky treet! I want wun!
i wantz iddi kitti now
Sweeter than any candy, aifinkso. Please be careful of the pointy ends, however. They tend to leave scars, as I can well attest. (I have two cats of my own.)
I love cats, this kitty loves candy
I wants one!
iz bebbeh basement kitthe!
Oh wow, almost all my allergies in one bucket… coconut, peanutbutter, and cats…
all you need now is kiwi and pineapple
It´s my lost cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D’aww. Eye can haz? Ees most kawaii.