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Oh, what? You’re not done with this? Coulda sworn.
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The paws that refreshes
…kitteh colol
Lola Cola?
Conkatulashunz!! maisoui adn amburkitteh.
Teh conga Ratz will duz the ribber dans dans fur U.
Wi haz teh milky shaeks in awl ur faborite flavurs. Adn teh fugjy browneyes fur noms. (der be sum dat haz nutz adn sum wiffout)
Menee happee congrachoolamayshuns to sweetpea – an Ambercat, hoo wuz hawt awn hur tayle. Oar tendril. Wahtebber.
Sinse it iz a TROO TY, ai think a happee trip to teh Ty Boo Teek iz awlmoast mandatorree.
Teh hawtest item there ar teh Leaf globes – teh blak or orinj kitteh wif teh tinee sparlklle leefs fawling insted ov teh sno!
An speshull kitteh-hed shaypt punkins. An, ov corse, teh bobblol hedded kittehs in tehr Hello Ian costyooms.
AN spicee hawt choklit!! An caramel korn. An kandee applols.
*tendrils twirl in delite!*
O!!11!!!11′bendy!
icanhazcandycorms2plz?
*wates wiff teh pauw out*
Oh gud wun, maisoui!
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ooooooooo fangs fr da shwimp burgres!
Ennee thyme!
fresh from the littah box
Noes, ai likked mai paw kleen nawt sekkund!
whole new meaning to “on the rocks”?
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oooooo moar schwimp burgres! kthxNom!
is gud to see you lol!
O fang-yoo SEW mush, sweet-mahwwey-O! ai hass hadda down 4 sew LONG now, and a lonely, too. I try naught 2 b teh n’egg atiff, butt(!) it naught alwaze werks sew good, akshoe-alley.
~~~~~{kitkay}~~~~~~~ tendrilly hug
Well yu is nao!
Cong-cong-ratz, Ac!
* kitteh uzes pauz 2 drinkify milk, 2 avoid teh a milk mustasch so as naught 2 look suspishus*
“ooops, yoo caaughted me wite (and blakk) handed!”
N pass teh oreeohs!
ohai DK, is this you?
*pleeds teh fifsth*
*handz DK a fifth.
Dont drink adn drive!
U has luckshurious furz, very purty!
Hey didz I tell U, my MicroEcon prof is from VLC
I’m dun nao, kitteh.
Ai jus testing fur teh saef tempchurs. Nawt want U tu haz a burn oar a froze!!!
Or a tepid. Them’s is teh dangerous. *nods*
Pleh, tu.
Only wantz liddle bit- you can has rest!
s’okay kitteh, you can has teh rest.
No, no – YOO can hav it.
You put your left paw in,
You put your left paw out..
Ai miss Maus adn hims shaggy goggeh storees.
We cud go bak an find sum – an c an p tehm in frum taim to taim.
But ai spose taht wudn’t reelee halp!
I gotted an emayo from teh cween today that said his stoopy work had
*dramatick musick*
BLOKKED him from ICHC!
Oh teh huge manitee!!!!
itz mai pawdikure. it keepz dem kleen n purty.
and gibs dem calshum
milolk – itz duz a kitteh gud
muss B troo, dis is a most gorgious kitteh!
yupz – kitteh’z koat haz teh thyk adn teh OOH! SHINEY!!
an has teh beyootiful pawsies too, so sof an elegunt.
adn teh elly gaunt ampurr eies.
oh yesh, Black Kitteh is teh bOmb!
Black is teh noo blakk–it goes wiff ebberyfing,
speshialoly blakk!
Milk? U’r soaking in it!
but why does it sez Lolmolive on da botlol, Madge?
We haz fownd dat puttin teh faek Lolmolive label on teh jug keepz pplz frum tryin to drinkify teh milk. If dey finks dey kin soak dere handz innit, dey puts sum in a bowl & leevs it owt. We iz teh clevvur.
:snerk:
I gib u lebenty burglarz fur dat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aynchunt Chai neez sekrit?
no wunder teh Cleo-catra usta soke in teh milk baff!
Oh hai cheezpeepz!!
U prolly noez dat wii b doeing sum Dark and Stormy Nitez tu honner ower fren Goosey hoo didded deh berry nawt-sekkund wun. And wii b habbing sum holloween partyz.
But, ifinso mebbee dere b sum kunfushyun but wut b happening wen.
Deh simplol anser b on deh
CheezTownCryerz Cheezee Calendar.
Deh long winded anser b:
Sat, Oct 31 (Halloween)
@ 8am ICHC time: Trollolween hosted bai Guiness Piggeh
@ 12pm ICHC time: Dark adn Stormy Nite hosted by Cweenmj
@ 2pm ICHC time: Holloween Party hosted bai Cweenmj
Thurz. Nov 5th (Guy Fawkez Day)
@ 12am ICHC time: Dark and Stormy Nite hosted bai Annipuss
Klikking heer fur halp wif deh time tranzlationz. Plz tu baring in mind dat deh USA duzn’t changing frum deh Daylite Sabingz time until 1 Nov. So doze uv u in deh rest uv deh whirrld will haz tu sort dat owt on yr own … it makez mai hed hurt. :=(
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Cween, u sez, Deh GP haz tolding uz wut hii haz planninged fur deh Trolloween, but wut iz dis party uv urz gonna b like??
Well, I tellifyingz u. Deh 2pm party beez a costume party!! Wen u arrivez, u tellingz us wut kostume u b wairing.
And dere will beeing a buffet tablol uv goodeez tu nomming adn drinkingz. U kin bringing sumfing to addin tu deh tablol.
Awlso, u kin singing us a Holloween song, if u noeingz wun.
*Rummijez in Klawzit fur Holloloween kostuum
If yu no were gifting it to me, why yu put it where mah paw wus going to be?
Jus wawntud tu pas sumfink alawng – erleeyer wen ai wuz owt, teh brayv adn hann sum fyremenz wuz awn teh streatkornurs kollectifyeng foar chair it tea … ooh tehy izz soe brayv adn hannsum, adn dey izz owt foar a gud kaws – ai givved tehm munnies ebbrey tym wih stoppitfed atz a trafyk lyte. Didz ai men shun haow brayv and hann sum tehy izz?? … Hmm – myt jsut bih tym foar mih to goe dryv arown teh blok adn fynd sum moar of teh brayv and hann sum fyremens … *skamm purrs awf wifakwiknes adn a lotsa munnies tu fynd teh brayv adn hann sum fyremens*
Ooh…I lurves teh fyremans an tehy has a howse just across teh street frum my partments. I puts moneys in tehir boots ever time tehy colekts for teh cheeritees coz tehy is braiv an hansum an nise an has safed my lief a cupl of times when I stopped breefing becouse of having teh asthmas. I also sended a lettur to teh fiyer cheef onse after tehy saevd my life becus tehy wer so kind an nise to me, an he sent me bak a lettur saying he wuz glad to heer I wuz k cuz not enuf peeps say “thank you.”
Everybody shud say “thank you” to fyremans aifinkso.
Ai has da fyremans akros da strete frum werk. Dey is bery nise n hansom n brayv heir tu. Da Mare wunts dem tu taek dais off wiffot pai! So Ai rote da Mare n tole hym tu taek da rest ob hiz term off. Wi saevs lots ob munnies dat wai.
Why is alwaes teh peeps we DONT need taht think they is irrepl- irriplas – ones we cant get on wifowt? When did ever aneebudy have a car acksident or a hartytak an yell “MAYRE! HELP!” Or “OOOH! SEND KWIK FOR A SITY COUNSSELOR!” to reskyoo som peeps from teh fires? Noaidontfinksofershur.
yabbut, how dew they look? C’mon, Italiana, yoo can tell us…
ummmm … brayv adn …. hann sum??!! Aifinkso!!
Mai off fiss izz haffwae bit wean a fyrhaus adn a horse piddle, adn teh brayv adn hann sum fyremenz goez uppandaoun teh streat awl dae, saveng teh lyfes – tehy izz teh hee rows!
Tym tu gavver upz sum moar munnies tu putt in tehir bootseses awn teh wae hoam! *skampurrs awf wifakwiknes tu huntz foar munnies *…* heer, munnies-munnies-munnies! Kum owt, kum owt wearebbur yu izz!**
So, deze fyremenz u b seeing, iz dey bai enny chantz hansum??
yupz … adn brayv aifinkso!
Y d’cha say taht teh naught-sekond thyme?
ai ges ai fur gawtted …
yabbut, how did tehy look? C’mon, yoo can tell us…
(oops, nesting fail!)
Paw Dipz Kitteh knoez
dat sweet coldz Milk willz nawtz stayn
herz sillkee blakk glubb
Paw Dipz Kitteh amz
berreh clebburr. Enjoyz t3h
Pawz dat reefreshezz!
Paw Dipz Kitteh coodz
continyoo yoozeeng hurz Pawz.
Oarz nawkz glass ober!!!
Jack.
:snerk: @ Pawz dat reefreshezz!!!
heers teh burfday fairy, late but better late tahn nebber, i say, to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to Sweettuesday93, chech1965, an hairspray!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy cakes, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif choklit glaze, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif skellyton-hed bownsy balls taht glo in teh dark, liddle wind-up raysing bats, kandee, an colur-it-yorself zombie stikkers wif elebenty-two glo-in-teh dark crayns! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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OOOHHH!! Ai can haz slice uf teh fudjy caek pls?
Adn teh glo inna dark crayns? ai wantz tu paynt teh rat hole a nu cullur
Whut cullurz Ai can Has?
Almund
Bloo
Cyan
Davy’s gray
E…
Emerald green
Fushia
Green, olive
Hot pink
Irridecent bloo
J …
Jayde
Kahki
Lava
Myrtle
N…
nood,
Jonkwill yello
Kallideskope kolors
Litning-flash white
Mandarin ornij
Nite-sky bloo
O…
Orinj butt nawt poisun wun
Pee ewwz
Roi all bloo
S…
Sammon pink (nomnomnom)
Turkoyz
Unyooshuall purplol
V…
Olib grene
Pinkee pink
Qwinse yello
Rowyal bloo
S….
Elly funt grey
Fyre enjun redd
grassygrassy greene
Hee lee oh troap (tahtz bloo, aifinkso!)
I …
Inigo Montoya blue
Jellybeen pink
Kitteh-eye yellow
Liliac purplol
M…
magenta,
n00d,
oranji (safe, nommylishus orang),
purplol,
O, fank u burfday fairy – i was inna mood for lemmin poppyseed caeks wif chokit glaze … and ai’ll kulor in sum of dose zombie stickkers!
**Red comez runnin frew teh room an hides unner teh bed**
Bad day…..baaaad…..bad…..reeeeellleeee baaaad day….
{{{{rhsb}}}}
* handz red teh tekillya sumrize adn teh fudjy caek *
U can tawk abowt it?
I nawt can go in2 dee-tayles, butt lets jes say I nawt lyk bein pulled frum my desk to tawlk to peeplol dat haz Captain in dere naym.
O noes {{{{{rhsb}}}}} donut hyde from yur frenz! We beez here to helping yu get ober teh baaaad day sindrom.
Oh, red.
Taht be teh pleh!!! Plz tu be cuddloling a kitteh oar tu, oar moar if yu can finding tehm, an be heer wif yur frenz an haz a calmer an happier nao. {{{{{{red}}}}}}
Fanks, p-k.
Dini an SC meetid a liddlol bit 2day. Dere wuz sniffin of teh nozis an den growlolin an hissin – by SC!
Dat beez normul aifinkso. Dem haz tu wurk aowt hoo iz teh baws.
Gib eech wun towl or blankee tu sleep awn. Tehn in a day, swap tehm, after it smells lyk tehm, so eech haz teh wun teh uvver had. Tehn, in a day, swap tehm bak. Makes commu…comi… sent-uv-ebreewun smell taht halp tu adjust.
Growlee-hissee nawt nessesserilee angree-terrtorrial fing, cud be her haz a skerred an iz saying, “Ai big, ai tuff, yu nawt wanna mess wif me!!!” coz her despratlee nawt want ennywun tu mess wif her.
Iz kinda funnee. Dini nawt beeg, butt hur iz HYOOJ compayred to SC! Dini be almoast 15 munfs owld an SC be 6 munfs owld.
Dini wuz intimmy-daytid!
Fur those whu berry kindlee an genruslee be halping me wif my graffik dezyne defishunsea (frum witch ai haz suffured awl mai lyf, beleev me!), heer be teh 2-sideded vershun uv teh card (fank yu, WB, fur teh emeow!!).
Yet agin wif teh card!!!
Yeppers!! Ai think yur doin it rite!
Verree cleer – infurmayshuns where they shud be.
An teh paw padz! The blakee blakee paw pads!!
das much beddur
dat grafik wurkd grate!!!!
It did, it did! Fank yu fank yu fank yu!!!!
Yur moas welkum…..
heer bee da inboiz fur teh grafik
tiem spint googlin “cat streching” imijiz: fibe minuets
steelinborrowin imije ob kitteh skupchure: wun minuettiem usin Gimp tu daptify imije fro PK: tree minutes
tiem tu sindin emaol tu PK: too minuets
towtul innernets owed: elebenty!!!!
Duz yu aksept paymint in cheezburgers?
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(eggstra wun fur bonus
ob courz wee r happi tu nom da burgurs
*nom…nom…nom…nom…nom…nom…nom…nom…nom…nom…nom….*
*deap bref*
*nom*
….BURP!!!….
{{{{{PK}}}}} ai so terribly late. But ai LUBS da card. Simple yet beautimus. Grate werk! Ai fink u will be getting lotz uv buziness.
Grafik disiner sun sayz “mush mush bedderer – dis iz berri gud”
Plz tu tell him fanks beri beri beri muchlee fur me?
Ai preshiates teh halps an advyses an pinyuns an fings, o-so-beri-much!!!
Yesh yesh yesh! BERRY nice, P-K!!
kitteh dipz intu teh holee watuh
Anom!
Mah mommeh’s kitteh Yoshi duz dis. Himz lykes to tap de eyesss keyoobs wif hims pawz. Eww, nofanku, I’z dun wiffit nao!
(since himz a ragdoll kitteh himz haz teeny snoshuz on himz pawz. I lyke to petz dem but I fink it tikklez himz cuz himz alwayz wrigglez away!)
I had a cat that drank milk by dipping his paw in the bowl and licking it off. We suspected that he liked the additional flavor the oils in his fur provided it.
This picture looks exactly like my old cat Tom (may he rest in peace). Tom never saw the glass as half full or half empty…only about to be empty! Anything with liquid was immediately knocked on the floor. Just for kicks.
Dis b mah kitteh to a t. Tim, mah baysmntcat minyun, runz tu teh drij wen ai openz it n pulz owt teh milk. Him wil git teh milkhed, ware him wil tilt himz hed tu wun syd wen ai por teh milk. Him luks teh funneh wen him duz dat. If ai leev teh milk owt, him wil stik himz paw n teh milk. Ai telz him no can has, sinz milk aksholee b bad fur kittehs, at leest teh mookow milk b bad.
ebil kitteh 1 : human 0
I just have to say, this kitteh looks ever so much like my late, great Aldous Huxley. Same fur, same eyes. Same clever ability to stick his paws in all of Mama’s food. Best cat ever. I miss him terribly. I shall have to LOL him one of these days.
LOL, this cat bears an uncanny resemblence to BOTH my cats, but neither in particular.
(I have two black cats, one with a short nose, one with a long nose. This one has a medium nose.)
My cat does that with the water bowl