Comments on: What??

By: Eeveeloush

Eeveeloush — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 04:07:21 +0000

I like Butts! Speshaly when they look like pants!

By: i like cheezburger

i like cheezburger — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:10:29 +0000

why the hell did u cut the poor kitteh’s fur?!?!?!!?!?!?! they use this fur!!!!

By: K

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:17:38 +0000

If I had to guess, I would say he was shaved for surgery.

By: Noelegy

Noelegy — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:55:36 +0000

Heh. “Wild Wild Life” by Talking Heads is on the radio as I see this picture. “I’m wearing…fur pajamas.”

By: alex

alex — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:06:06 +0000

From the giant sewn up cut in his thigh, I’d guess not

By: Ivor Hardy

Ivor Hardy — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:24:26 +0000

By the cross eyed expression on his face, I’m guessing he’s just been neutered.

By: Sam

Sam — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:20:04 +0000

So I hate to ask , what happen to this poor CAT.

By: bigfatpress

bigfatpress — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:01:38 +0000

Dat’s my kitteh! He’s all better now! Surgeree on de hip. Don worry bout him hes runnin around and all da fur grew bak too

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:57:32 +0000

yay!
Ai have enuff ideas for a hole bouffay!!!

By: coyoteman

coyoteman — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:31:45 +0000

Upside down cake
Velvet cake
Watermelon
Xylitlol sweetened cookies
Yams
Zucchini stew

(Stoopey Weirdpretzel iz nomming muh posts).

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:56:48 +0000

Awww – Hugh G. has a gurlfreend!!!
Within a few minutes of floating at the bottom of the pool, Ilya surfaced – making the photographers happy – and then nuzzled the female with his whiskered snout and flicked his tail.

By: liloaktree

liloaktree — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 05:31:18 +0000

I know, the poor baaaaby! I hopes she is all healed up now.

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:19:34 +0000

Roast Beeef
Stikkee buns
Tuna salad
U. . .

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:44:23 +0000

*runs in out of breffs*

LCB, tehre yew is. Ai hazza peetsa fore yew frum Domnominos, ai maeded it on teh “Present” lol nd haz bin traiink to deliber it since yew aksed GP to ordur yew wun.

*passes owt*

By: Kill Feet

Kill Feet — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:41:18 +0000

ouchie

By: pj perry

pj perry — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:15:23 +0000

Lime joose. Scuse, me, carry on.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:03:21 +0000

I was thinking teh same thing! Did u tell him about it?

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:59:52 +0000

Pfft. Teh moar important fing — hao beez teh kittehs today?

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:54:10 +0000

*rubs eyes*
Fief kittehs? did eye miss sumfink?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:40:47 +0000

**shrugz**

Ur gess be gud az mien.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:37:06 +0000

so why does mommie dearest not happeh bout Ur kitteh? I has a perplexed

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:35:03 +0000

Kitteh before: I can has purty furz
Kitteh now: Oh noez, they be taking mah furz

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:34:52 +0000

Iz doin bettur den teh Pole Dansin kitteh wii had inna resent LOL?

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:34:09 +0000

is not stripper kitteh is stripeh kitteh!

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:31:24 +0000

I had a sad and a mad

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:30:42 +0000

U gnoz when hubcat wuz diagnosed with NHL, some relatives had the nerve to suggest it wuz becoz of kittehs

By: raingods

raingods — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:27:05 +0000

Stripper kitteh iz wurkin from teh bottum up.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:25:24 +0000

I bet dat b Hugh in cog neeto!!

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:22:04 +0000

Nacho chikkun
Oysturs rockey feller
Pumpkin pi
Quince pi
R…

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:18:10 +0000

Did yoo see teh dans teh Conga Ratz did fur yoo awn teh Nahunal Kitteh Day LOL!! Tehy ar SOO talinted.

Yoo shud bee nyser to tehm, aifikso! Tehy just dansed there littlol harts out fur yoo. Speshullee awn teh hai lifts! Tehre wuz much merreee skweeling!

By: usagiaddict

usagiaddict — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:14:38 +0000

puwr cat ;___;

By: grmawgs

grmawgs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:12:51 +0000

Kiwi frootz
Lemming pi
Manicottee
N……

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:07:24 +0000

{{{{{chessie}}}}}
{{{{{chessie’s mom}}}}}

By: booklion

booklion — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:06:42 +0000

Iz Hugh G Manatee around? I jest saw news story relebant to hiz innerests.
h t t p: // enews.earthlink.net/article/us?guid=20091029/4ae92150_3421_1334520091029-1076863773

By: willy boy

willy boy — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:06:24 +0000

Hawt crauzd bunns
Iskream
Jumbo shwimps
K…

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:04:51 +0000

* trize tu fill reds mouf wif teh tekillya, margajareeta mix adn teh lemmun joose. *

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:02:36 +0000

**unduz ponee-tayle, leens bak, an layz hed awn teh cowntur**

**opens mouf wide**

Fyre away!

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:01:19 +0000

Put cher hed awn teh cowntur. U can haz teh inberted margajareeta.

* getz teh lemun joose, sawlt, margajareeta mix, adn teh tekillya reddi *

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:55:12 +0000

Fanks, p-k.

I jes roted a lawng lettur to mahm awn my FB wall. It needid to come owt, and who knoes, I may end up printin it an sendin it to hur.

**BEEG SIGH**

Ennywun gots enny margajareetas?

By: Chessie

Chessie — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:53:00 +0000

Tells me about it. I can has flu. Mom says “Have you ever thought your problems might be caused by the cats?” To which I have to remind her that I’ve had chronic bronchitis often even before my 3 showed up.

Mom haz been over-protectiv since Boomer died I’m afraids… :s

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:52:09 +0000

sam ting!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:50:01 +0000

Oh hai cheezpeepz!! U prolly noez dat wii b doeing sum Dark and Stormy Nitez tu honner ower fren Goosey hoo didded deh berry nawt-sekkund wun. And wii b habbing sum holloween partyz. But, ifinso mebbee dere b sum kunfushyun but wut b happening wen. Deh simplol anser b on deh CheezTownCryerz Cheezee Calendar. Deh long winded anser b: Sat, Oct 31 (Halloween) @ 8am ICHC time: Trollolween hosted bai Guiness Piggeh @ 12pm ICHC time: Dark adn Stormy Nite hosted by Cweenmj @ 2pm ICHC time: Holloween Party hosted bai Cweenmj Thurz. Nov 5th (Guy Fawkez Day) @ 12am ICHC time: Dark and Stormy Nite hosted bai Annipuss Klikking heer fur halp wif deh time tranzlationz. Plz tu baring in mind dat deh USA duzn't changing frum deh Daylite Sabingz time until 1 Nov. So doze uv u in deh rest uv deh whirrld will haz tu sort dat owt on yr own ... it makez mai hed hurt. :=( Cween, u sez, Deh GP haz tolding uz wut hii haz planninged fur deh Trolloween, but wut iz dis party uv urz gonna b like?? Well, I tellifyingz u. Deh 2pm party beez a costume party!! Wen u arrivez, u tellingz us wut kostume u b wairing. And dere will beeing a buffet tablol uv goodeez tu nomming adn drinkingz. U kin bringing sumfing to addin tu deh tablol. Awlso, u kin singing us a Holloween song, if u noeingz wun. *rummijez in klawzit fur kostuuum.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:43:02 +0000

Pffft. Iz nawt yur mom’s kitteh, iz yurs, an nawt yur mom’s home, is yurs. So ppphhhbbbbbbbbttttttttttttt tu yur mom whu nawt letted yu haz a kitteh whyle yu libbed wif tehm, eever.

Srsly, iz almoast no famblee members ai still tawk tu coz tehy haz a disapprooval uv ebreefing ai duz an waz just nawt wurf putting up wif. Yur mom need tu aksept taht yu be adult an making own desishuns. Ai started tawking tu mai dadcat agen wunse him did taht, an nao we gud frenz. Ai duz unnerstand, tho… *sigh*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:34:19 +0000

I jes tolded mahm dat I has a nuvver kitteh.

SURPRYZE! Mahm nawt haz a happee.

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:33:17 +0000

Ai habs a zip on meh hip.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:32:25 +0000

Ai will ask.

Hai Norm!! Haz U seed Sam?

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:29:17 +0000

Debbil’s fud caek
Eggplantz parmesean
Fettuchini alfred’s
Gabby crabby sammiches
H…

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:18:52 +0000

Cud be… him preddy alert an cheerful fur kitteh whu lukks lyk resentlee had sirjuries! Mebbe hazza happeh nawt tu haz coan. Oar mebbe him wun uv teh smart wuns whu nawt need? Whu gnoes?

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:16:58 +0000

Fankies!!!
We shud all go to the ty-boot-eek an get sum hallolololoween kittehs and then have a glass of wine and sum tapas at NOMS!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:16:41 +0000

LOL! Ai red it furst az “stikkee buns.”