What??
What?? You walk around with your pants off all the time…
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is breezee wehn it’s hot…
Conga ratz Nennepus – yu still up?
barelee…
lukking for a dinner recipe for tumorrows – we’re having guests, an my inspiration just vannished!!!
mebbeh we shud hab:
Avocado an shrimp
Bacalao
Chocolat caek
D…
Debbil’s fud caek
Eggplantz parmesean
Fettuchini alfred’s
Gabby crabby sammiches
H…
Hawt crauzd bunns
Iskream
Jumbo shwimps
K…
Kiwi frootz
Lemming pi
Manicottee
N……
Nacho chikkun
Oysturs rockey feller
Pumpkin pi
Quince pi
R…
Roast Beeef
Stikkee buns
Tuna salad
U. . .
Upside down cake
Velvet cake
Watermelon
Xylitlol sweetened cookies
Yams
Zucchini stew
(Stoopey Weirdpretzel iz nomming muh posts).
yay!
Ai have enuff ideas for a hole bouffay!!!
conga rats
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fankies!!!
We shud all go to the ty-boot-eek an get sum hallolololoween kittehs and then have a glass of wine and sum tapas at NOMS!
poodlol cut nawt sew gud on kitteh
nawt eben sew gud on poodlol!
iz dere eh draff en heer?
Wii haz free tudai. U wantz teh lite draff, teh regloler draff, oar teh guinness draff?
enee Sam?
Ai will ask.
Hai Norm!! Haz U seed Sam?
Butt (!)
Butt, u nawt warin enny unnerwares!
sempur ubi sub ubi
Komando kitteh.
kewl kat
Iz dat Brewski’s cat?
MUST bee!!!
I was thinking teh same thing! Did u tell him about it?
*runs in out of breffs*
LCB, tehre yew is. Ai hazza peetsa fore yew frum Domnominos, ai maeded it on teh “Present” lol nd haz bin traiink to deliber it since yew aksed GP to ordur yew wun.
*passes owt*
Kitteh izz goen kommando
Strypee Kitteh habz
noo luuk dat willz taykz lawtza
tyme 2 getz yoozt 2!
Strypee Kitteh shoodz
habz Floof awwwwlll ober. Nawtz jusst
abuvv narro wayst!
Strypee Kitteh shoodz
habz Happee! Dis bettah tahn
Yuckee ‘No Likkz Coan’!!!
Jack.
@@@@@
Brazilliyun plus
Is oenlee cyoor fur sum tings
No mor stikky bum!
LOL! Ai red it furst az “stikkee buns.”
sam ting!
Did yoo see teh dans teh Conga Ratz did fur yoo awn teh Nahunal Kitteh Day LOL!! Tehy ar SOO talinted.
Yoo shud bee nyser to tehm, aifikso! Tehy just dansed there littlol harts out fur yoo. Speshullee awn teh hai lifts! Tehre wuz much merreee skweeling!
*rubs eyes*
Fief kittehs? did eye miss sumfink?
I finkso, him juss got da ‘No likkz Coan’ taked off fer him can eatz dinner.
Cud be… him preddy alert an cheerful fur kitteh whu lukks lyk resentlee had sirjuries! Mebbe hazza happeh nawt tu haz coan. Oar mebbe him wun uv teh smart wuns whu nawt need? Whu gnoes?
Ai habs a zip on meh hip.
I jes tolded mahm dat I has a nuvver kitteh.
SURPRYZE! Mahm nawt haz a happee.
Pffft. Iz nawt yur mom’s kitteh, iz yurs, an nawt yur mom’s home, is yurs. So ppphhhbbbbbbbbttttttttttttt tu yur mom whu nawt letted yu haz a kitteh whyle yu libbed wif tehm, eever.
Srsly, iz almoast no famblee members ai still tawk tu coz tehy haz a disapprooval uv ebreefing ai duz an waz just nawt wurf putting up wif. Yur mom need tu aksept taht yu be adult an making own desishuns. Ai started tawking tu mai dadcat agen wunse him did taht, an nao we gud frenz.
Ai duz unnerstand, tho… *sigh*
Tells me about it. I can has flu. Mom says “Have you ever thought your problems might be caused by the cats?” To which I have to remind her that I’ve had chronic bronchitis often even before my 3 showed up.
Mom haz been over-protectiv since Boomer died I’m afraids… :s
{{{{{chessie}}}}}
{{{{{chessie’s mom}}}}}
U gnoz when hubcat wuz diagnosed with NHL, some relatives had the nerve to suggest it wuz becoz of kittehs
I had a sad and a mad
Fanks, p-k.
I jes roted a lawng lettur to mahm awn my FB wall. It needid to come owt, and who knoes, I may end up printin it an sendin it to hur.
**BEEG SIGH**
Ennywun gots enny margajareetas?
Put cher hed awn teh cowntur. U can haz teh inberted margajareeta.
* getz teh lemun joose, sawlt, margajareeta mix, adn teh tekillya reddi *
**unduz ponee-tayle, leens bak, an layz hed awn teh cowntur**
**opens mouf wide**
Fyre away!
* trize tu fill reds mouf wif teh tekillya, margajareeta mix adn teh lemmun joose. *
Lime joose. Scuse, me, carry on.
Pfft. Teh moar important fing — hao beez teh kittehs today?
Oh hai cheezpeepz!!
U prolly noez dat wii b doeing sum Dark and Stormy Nitez tu honner ower fren Goosey hoo didded deh berry nawt-sekkund wun. And wii b habbing sum holloween partyz.
But, ifinso mebbee dere b sum kunfushyun but wut b happening wen.
Deh simplol anser b on deh
CheezTownCryerz Cheezee Calendar.
Deh long winded anser b:
Sat, Oct 31 (Halloween)
@ 8am ICHC time: Trollolween hosted bai Guiness Piggeh
@ 12pm ICHC time: Dark adn Stormy Nite hosted by Cweenmj
@ 2pm ICHC time: Holloween Party hosted bai Cweenmj
Thurz. Nov 5th (Guy Fawkez Day)
@ 12am ICHC time: Dark and Stormy Nite hosted bai Annipuss
Klikking heer fur halp wif deh time tranzlationz. Plz tu baring in mind dat deh USA duzn’t changing frum deh Daylite Sabingz time until 1 Nov. So doze uv u in deh rest uv deh whirrld will haz tu sort dat owt on yr own … it makez mai hed hurt. :=(
Cween, u sez, Deh GP haz tolding uz wut hii haz planninged fur deh Trolloween, but wut iz dis party uv urz gonna b like??
Well, I tellifyingz u. Deh 2pm party beez a costume party!! Wen u arrivez, u tellingz us wut kostume u b wairing.
And dere will beeing a buffet tablol uv goodeez tu nomming adn drinkingz. U kin bringing sumfing to addin tu deh tablol.
Awlso, u kin singing us a Holloween song, if u noeingz wun.
*rummijez in klawzit fur kostuuum.
Iz Hugh G Manatee around? I jest saw news story relebant to hiz innerests.
h t t p: // enews.earthlink.net/article/us?guid=20091029/4ae92150_3421_1334520091029-1076863773
I bet dat b Hugh in cog neeto!!
Awww – Hugh G. has a gurlfreend!!!
Within a few minutes of floating at the bottom of the pool, Ilya surfaced – making the photographers happy – and then nuzzled the female with his whiskered snout and flicked his tail.
puwr cat ;___;
Stripper kitteh iz wurkin from teh bottum up.
is not stripper kitteh is stripeh kitteh!
Iz doin bettur den teh Pole Dansin kitteh wii had inna resent LOL?
so why does mommie dearest not happeh bout Ur kitteh? I has a perplexed
**shrugz**
Ur gess be gud az mien.
Kitteh before: I can has purty furz
Kitteh now: Oh noez, they be taking mah furz
ouchie
I know, the poor baaaaby! I hopes she is all healed up now.
Dat’s my kitteh! He’s all better now! Surgeree on de hip. Don worry bout him hes runnin around and all da fur grew bak too
So I hate to ask , what happen to this poor CAT.
If I had to guess, I would say he was shaved for surgery.
By the cross eyed expression on his face, I’m guessing he’s just been neutered.
From the giant sewn up cut in his thigh, I’d guess not
Heh. “Wild Wild Life” by Talking Heads is on the radio as I see this picture. “I’m wearing…fur pajamas.”