De hoomin
De hoomin jumped right fru de ceiling. All I said was , “Morning.” Apparently she didn’t know we could talk.
musta bin surprized by ur purrfect grammar.
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kittehs visiting from Narnia
hoomin bee soe sillah sumtiems
conga rats dere sweetpea!!!!
Congrashoelaces to sp, ns and wb!!!
fangs! in celebrashun, how bout some [non enchante'd by Jadis] Turkish Deeeelite?
Conga rats for you on nawt second
Lets have a partay nao
I know mine can — they just don’t choose to for some reason.
sir prize!
Can grabshoelaces! Sweetpea, nightshayde, an willy boi! I have missed you willy boi! yoo are always goin to bed juss wen ai getz here!
Dey maiking da seelingz berry fin nd weke nawo.
Wat goes up….cannot be unseen.
bye furr tewnite
sea yew awl tumarrah
Tese kittehs are cute. iz might need to getz tha camera
Aaaarrrrrrggggghhhh! The stoopy RL werk kep me sew buzee ai hasn tew catshup on ma ICHC on the celolfun
I feel yer pain! My putor went blaaarggh early last nite…Got bettor tonite…an peeplos keep wantin to borrow it frum me now!!!
DONUT let dem barrow! Dey will be loading bunchez ob tewl bars!!! Eet iz the phun tippity typeen on the berry that eez not the white. “nawt!”
She also thinks we can’t spell or construct grammatically correct sentences.
Oy vey mah eyes! Midlol aged and beary red anna tired lemme show ew dem!
Yu just nebber know wat dem kittehs iz up tu wen yur nawt luukin!
Kittehz canz tawlkz awwwllll
t3h tyme. Hewminz juss habz beez
payshuntz andz lissenz!
Kittehz doant’z habz mutch
vocabbularree. Itz awll
in t3h inflekkshun!
Studdee Kitteh’z tayl
andz knoez Kitteh’z mood. Dayr voyss
amz punkshoo~ayshun!!!
Jack.
Ha! Everybody knows cats don’t say “morning!”
They say, “Where the $%#@ is my breakfast, foolish human?”
ohai kafleen! long time no see, how U iz?
I has a wunnurrmuss!!
My son called last night and we had the most wonderful talk. I think he might be coming out of the kinks.
ohai kafleen!! i iz glad yoo herd frum yor son. him haz been habbing a tuff time or sumfin? i haz been throo teh ups an downs all ober wif my older boi (abowt yor boi’z aje) too. hope yor boi (an yoo!) iz doing okay! {{{{kafleen & her boi}}}}
{{{{{Momz & Sunz}}}}}}}}}
Dis sun hugging…..i finkso it r danjurus…
Oh, yesh, speeking uv dangerus ….
Wadderbloon!!!!!
————– ☼ Splat!!!!!
*while the Cween Jadis, erm Cween MJ is destracte’d, watur bloon schmacks her ma just hee inn da back 0 her head*
*runs away, wildly giglolling*
Fine! Just Fine!!
I kum bak in frum crawling on mai belleh under deh moderhome tu disconnect the water hose and draining it tu keep it frum freezing, and dis iz deh welkum i git!!!
Harummph!!!
Sew u shud b used tu getting wet.
*Gitz owt majiklol bonking stik!
B afraid, b berry afraid!!!
Snerk… Oh I thot you sed majiklol boinking stik.
*Puts hed down, shuffles off to NB*
*Bonk!! pj turningz intu a hoppy frog.
*Bonk!! pj deh frog turningz intu a ginorm us elolofent!
*Bonk!! pj deh elolefent turningz intu a puff uv smoke!
I lolled mightily at Fine! Just Fine!!
Den, you finished me off with Bonking Stick.
You has dun meh in.
Nitey nite!
G’nite, DawnKee!!!
Schmoooooz.
Teh Donkey Holds A Rubber Hoofy Up and SPLAT! Teh bloon hits teh hoofy, reverberates, and drenches teh Queen!!!
*Donkey sticks out tongue, puts hoofs on hips, and announces*
Mah hoofies r rubber! an u r glue!
Every watur balloon u throw,
and every watur balloon u threw,
Bounces off mah hoofies AN STICKS ON U!
*donkey bounces away snickering wildly*
gnite!
Him haz been a nawty boi furr sum time.
I finkso maybe him not as nawty as I feered.
ooooo i lubs a happy ending.
Yoooz gonna get an ending awl rite, but I don’t fink it will beeing deh happee wun!!!
LOL
Ohai dawnkee. “long tiem ago” ai said dat fings wuld work out wif u and son. Ai has a big happytail now.
{{{{{kafleen}}}}}
tanks
*donkey hug*
{{{kafleen}}} tehy iz alwayz finding noo an creatib ways to bork owr harts an turn owr harez wite, but we lubs tehm anywayz. if yoo haz teh imajinayshun, iz almost impossible for them to be az bad az yoo feer!
*wisspurrs to LM*
butt, i finkso him imajinashunums r ebben wurrsurr an moar shennannygunny dan mine. an dats sayin a lot.
juss sayin. :/
o deerie me.
hopeso fings get better, sownds liek tehys betterer tahn tehy wuz.
Halp!!!! Teh snow heer in Denver is nawt stawping, and mai paws ar freezin’! Ennywun hab sum hawt chawklit and floofy slippers ai culd use?
Oh, Jeremy, yer snow storm iz on national news. I was hoppin yer at home or somewares tucked away safe an warm. *Puts out a tray ob hawt chawklit an some floofy furry slippers* Hi, Jewel!
Ai am at home nao, butt(!) teh driving wuz nawt gud….mush ice and slidin’ around awn teh wai home, butt(!) ai maked it ok.
*sip, sip, sip* Mmmmm….dat’s guuuuud!!! Fankies, Pj. And mai feetsies are berry warm nao!!
MEOW!!! PURRRRRRR!
(Dat wuz frum Jewel. She sez “Ohai!”)
She came out ob hydings to say “ohai” to me? I’m so honored!
She wuz in hydings foar a minute when I maeked it home, butt(!) she came out when I got back from teh grocer….groc…..teh fud store. She iz still cat-erwauling, butt(!) iz almost bak tu normal for her. Mebbeh she smelled teh psghetti ai am nomming.
wishes minny safes an warms to awl my peeps! gotz tew go dew sum onlyne bizzyness naow, will bbs, ai hope!
Oh hai cheezpeepz!!
U prolly noez dat wii b doeing sum Dark and Stormy Nitez tu honner ower fren Goosey hoo didded deh berry nawt-sekkund wun. And wii b habbing sum holloween partyz.
But, ifinso mebbee dere b sum kunfushyun but wut b happening wen.
Deh simplol anser b on deh
CheezTownCryerz Cheezee Calendar.
Deh long winded anser b:
Sat, Oct 31 (Halloween)
@ 8am ICHC time: Trollolween hosted bai Guiness Piggeh
@ 12pm ICHC time: Dark adn Stormy Nite hosted by Cweenmj
@ 2pm ICHC time: Holloween Party hosted bai Cweenmj
Thurz. Nov 5th (Guy Fawkez Day)
@ 12am ICHC time: Dark and Stormy Nite hosted bai Annipuss
Klikking heer fur halp wif deh time tranzlationz. Plz tu baring in mind dat deh USA duzn’t changing frum deh Daylite Sabingz time until 1 Nov. So doze uv u in deh rest uv deh whirrld will haz tu sort dat owt on yr own … it makez mai hed hurt. :=(
Cween, u sez, Deh GP haz tolding uz wut hii haz planninged fur deh Trolloween, but wut iz dis party uv urz gonna b like??
Well, I tellifyingz u. Deh 2pm party beez a costume party!! Wen u arrivez, u tellingz us wut kostume u b wairing.
And dere will beeing a buffet tablol uv goodeez tu nomming adn drinkingz. U kin bringing sumfing to addin tu deh tablol.
Awlso, u kin singing us a Holloween song, if u noeingz wun.
*rummijez in klawzit fur kostuuum.
Grate gnus abowt teh parteez, mai cween! Sunny needs a brake frum awl dis troll rehabbin, aifinkso! Hope you are stayin warm. are you still in utah?
Wii iz in deh snowy New Mexico!
oh oh oh! ai iz moast eggsited! ai keepz missin awl teh parteez! but, but, ai kannawt miss teh trolloween! fankees tew gp! an ai noze juss wut song ai wants tew bring tew teh cween’s party! (will haf to consult wif bluesfan about postin teh songs, she iz so gud at taht stuff!) but, but, a costume…mmmm….maybe a mummy? no, ai dun taht won alreddy. hmmm…
U kud kum az a troll :snerk:
Or a princess! tr0lls need their princess!
From: “Norway, home of teh trolls” , by Eli Ketilsson:
“all kinds of mosses and woodland plants
grow in the trolls’ hair,
and birds build nests there.
That is why tr0lls especially appreciate
having beautiful princesses stroke their heads,
princesses they abduct to their mountain.
ooooooo……. kewl!!!!!
Well, ai haz been abducted, an doan mind a bit! iz hard werk, but annyfing worth habbing iz!
g’nite, my cween.
*curtseez daintily*
a warm an cozy ebening tew you an yours!
Hazta go now, teh Baron iz remindin me ai haz dishes tew do an lawndry to fold an a urly appoyntment fut tew be rehabbin my belubbed tr0ll!
Schmooz!
*hugs and waves to awl cheezfrens*
Tiem foar meh tu sin awf and watch Transformers on Bloo-Ray…..it is teh awesum!! See awl uf yoo tomorrow!!!
*gailye waivez
B-Bai!!!!
(scurryscurry) whut I miss? I bin gone fur so long I hasta go thru ten payges of LOLs before I wuz all cawt up! Sorry I nawt bin owt to play in furver. (head-bonks to awl)
*kumz running, running, running!!
*Braaaaaakez!!!!!
*Skiiiiiiiidddd!!!
Oh Hai, CC!! Glad tu seeing u heer!!
{{{{{{{{CC}}}}}}}
{{{{{{Cweenmj}}}}}}}
Oh, my cween, it is gud to C U agin! Danielle is leavin fur Jermanee tomorrow and I had to spend teh whole day pretending to be happee fur her sayke, when awl I want to do is cry. Plus my…screwiness in the head orientation stuff has been bugging me tew. I just want to bang my head against the wall repeatedly.
*puts softee pillow on wall, Justin Case*
{{{{{chocochick}}}}}}}
*puts padding on deh wallz*
I hopez dat Danielle will b gitting deh halp shii b wanting wen shee gitz home.
U just keep on keepin on. U noez dat u haz lotsa frenz heer.
Yes…but no one who will snorgle me or give me back rubs or hand me tissues and hug me until I stop crying…no one who will accept and forgive me for my…U no, cweeny…especially if it was directed toward them at some point…nobuddy like her….(bawling) shoot I told myslef I wasn’t gonna cry today…
(hedbang hedbang hedbang) (repeat)
*hands cc87 tissues*
*rubs CC’s bakk (knot as good as she duz, ob corse)*
**akkepts and forbigs ebberfing always neways*
*hands KK tissues*
*crais wiff CC*
ai no is knot phun 2 feal bad in teh hed,
*huggs CC titer*
*duznt skammper away*
{{{{{CC87}}}}} an tu {{{{{KK}}}}} furr bein a GUD fwend!
ohai chocochick! hope yoo iz doing well, haz not been on a lot myself but haz missded yoo! *hedbonks an purrz* chekk owt teh cween’s annownsmint abuv for teh halolween festiviteez!
Oooooh yes, dat sownds lyke fun! I can bring my costume that I wore to Anime Banzai, plz? I wurk very hard on it awl year long! Eben dough nobuddy will no hoo I am sposed to bee…It has a fancy purplol wig!
ooooo….. Deh purplol wig soundz interesting. wen u cumez tu deh party, mebbe u kud posting a link tu a pixor uv ur karakter? wud b fun tu seeing.
Hao about an actuall pikshure of me in da costume? And a pikshure of ov the character? Dubble da fun!
oh yesh!!
yoo kan telling me, i mite know, or at leest make shur to telling me wut show becawz chanses are i herd ob it (lieks teh anime too
)
Ohai, cc87! *hedbonks an purrz* smoosh to yoosh!
Wudja luk at dat!!! A tawking puff uv smoke!
LOL don’t ask me hao I hedbonked a puff uv smoke but I managed it sumhao!
Does anyone smell somfin burnin?
aieeee! (runs in circles batting at top uv hed)
Oooh, who nocked me innda hed? Cud it be…
A big soft pillow
Berry floofy pinkee toes
Cweenmj wiffa boinkin stick
D…
Dunno whut it was
Emotional rite nao
Forgot i was eben on dis site
Gotta say goodnite
Havta go to bed
I has a sleepy
*jumps inna comfy bed*
*kicks off shoosies*
*leaves cares behindz*
M….
mooshes up teh pillow just rite
nibblols on a bedtime cookie
off, turns teh lites
pajammies nice an comfy
qwiet in teh howse
radio, turn on softly
so so sleepy…
t…
Tea dat iz cammomile
Ulkkellay muzzic
Very boring reletibivs
W…
wafflols, dreeming ob dem,
Xtra ebbryfing on dem,
Y not?
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz…………………..
I lubs da thumz awn da wyte kitteh!
I dun tink I wood be sprized if mai Willem tawked in hooman wurdz to me. We unnerstood eech uvver purty gud, wivowt N E wurdz mostlee!
thoze are bofe byooteemus kittehs!
….. .. … ….. .. …. … . … … … . ………………..bizi bizi..dai…….. …. ..humm
…or…or…maybee u cawtz her wit somethin she shudn’t hav had…
-Zuby (RIP)