Comments on: That’s not funny.

By: The Padrino

The Padrino — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 09:40:37 +0000

Nice lol

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:56:21 +0000

Windows XP? I agree.

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:55:57 +0000

If I were them, I’d start not doing that to people running Mac OS X and Ubuntu to increase time till being reported..
They must be idiots..

By: Bloodix

Bloodix — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:03:25 +0000

Clever lolcaption

By: Adrian

Adrian — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:42:25 +0000

IE toolbars fail.

By: Richard

Richard — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:37:45 +0000

What’s scary is all the toolbars

By: JustaJoe

JustaJoe — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:44:49 +0000

how come i haven’t ever seen that caption???

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:55:21 +0000

Look mom, no popups! I installed all these toolbars. Friends don’t let friends use IE.

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:22:26 +0000

Ai think a can haz lotz of rawsitz ai maybee needs to klummij throo!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:20:44 +0000

Just last nite.

Ai’m kitteh sitting fur too weaks! So far – nawt so gud. She’z hiding in a korner ov teh sun parlor. An hissing at awl teh otters.

Butt – hur fud an water an litter bawks ar rite there, too – an ai go ober an pet hur frum taim to taim. Ai HOEP it werk out soon!

By: OnleeKitteh

OnleeKitteh — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:16:40 +0000

Looks like all the tabs on my Firefox window.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:37:09 +0000

O hai, Janet! When did u get another kitteh? Why wasn’t I informified?

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:17:13 +0000

ICHC iz SOOO edumacayshunal!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:11:16 +0000

Not if teh brizkwik level is properly calibrated and in sync wif teh saturation value of teh rumblytot. Is not teh vry well known, but it was ruled legitimate at teh Innernashunal Conference of Niblick Flangifiers and Greekurns in 19elebenty.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:04:17 +0000

Yahbut, if teh flange ob teh niblick gets bifurcayted tehre cud be hell to pay, unner teh reverb claws.
Juss sayin!

By: willy boy

willy boy — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:55:14 +0000

ohai PK!

ai scented yu an emaol tu yur feline harmony adrez

By: TheLovecat

TheLovecat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:32:03 +0000

Oooo fanks cween an JCH4K, maebee (iff ai canz wurk owt de tiem diffruns an haz now fanz stayin on dat dai!) ai canz joynin on de Gaiy Forks dai!! Hoorai!! Hallowien nawt bee gud tiem as haz reehursul at 10 in moarnin, den oapin reehursl fur publiks at 6, larsts til 10.30 (isch) den partees wid carst… prolly nawt mush tiem fer puterz!! Ai haz a happee dat yu thowt uf me, fankew boath, x x x

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:19:20 +0000

plz tu klikking on deh Contact Us thingy at deh bottum uf deh paig adn telling deh Gratid Cheeziz bowt it. Dhey needz and wantz tu know wen sumwun b uzing dere site tu dewing deh dastardly stuffz.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:17:40 +0000

Hint-hint? *giglol* Ai nawt mind peeps playing wif it (oar wif teh pamphlet an poaster ai still gots tu make ) But ai gunna hazza giltee bowt uvver peeps duing tu much wurks awn stuffs fur mai bizniss.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:15:03 +0000

ow! Kwit smacking my forehed!

By: Italiana

Italiana — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:14:14 +0000

diggiteediggiteediggittee froo teh shooz awn teh rawsit floar … ooh – nais reezult – moar rume foar teh hannsum pleece mens!!

klummij-klummij-klummij froo teh bawkseses inz teh rawsit … *ooh! kitteh tryses tu ketch teh flyeng closes, sez tehekwifdis adn goez tu sleap awn teh closes … zzzZZZzzzZZZzzz* … hansum pleece mens skootch ovur tu maik ruum foar fyremens adn YNGs* … *LUKOWT, AI’M KUMMIN’ INZ* … *dyvez intu rawsit wifabeegsmyl*’

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:10:35 +0000

*smaks forhed* WAI didn’t ai fink ob dat?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:04:19 +0000

U could also track teh henweigh about 3 degrees to teh left of dead center, and then plificate teh niblick factor of teh phalanges to even out teh porosity. *nods knowingly*

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:01:09 +0000

An a sawft pillo an warm blankee an a sawft footstool to put hur feet up awn.

There, there! Yoo doo werk so hard – an taht’s waht maeks yoo such a gud cween!! Teh best wun we EBBER had!!

So yoo deserbz a cumfee sit-down nao an again!

An heer – ai will awlso share chips ‘n dip tath WRr just gave mee, too!

By: Gringo

Gringo — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:58:29 +0000

Pfffft…..whats scary is the amount of tool bars this person has installed. Bet they got some spy and mal ware out the a$$!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:57:50 +0000

Fankeezz….. nomz deh cuppy caek and sipz deh martoonee….MMMMM……..

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:53:59 +0000

* handz teh cweenmj teh chokklit martoonee adn teh debil’s fud cuppy caek. *

Dat will maek it nawt so hard aifinkso.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:51:14 +0000

Ok, Dere it b agin. I puttinged it on deh Cryer, tu.

Itz not eezy being cween……………..

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:50:03 +0000

Oh hai cheezpeepz!! U prolly noez dat wii b doeing sum Dark and Stormy Nitez tu honner ower fren Goosey hoo didded deh berry nawt-sekkund wun. And wii b habbing sum holloween partyz. But, ifinso mebbee dere b sum kunfushyun but wut b happening wen. Deh simplol anser b on deh CheezTownCryerz Cheezee Calendar. Deh long winded anser b: Sat, Oct 31 (Halloween) @ 8am ICHC time: Trollolween hosted bai Guiness Piggeh @ 12pm ICHC time: Dark adn Stormy Nite hosted by Cweenmj @ 2pm ICHC time: Holloween Party hosted bai Cweenmj Thurz. Nov 5th (Guy Fawkez Day) @ 12am ICHC time: Dark and Stormy Nite hosted bai Annipuss Klikking heer fur halp wif deh time tranzlationz. Plz tu baring in mind dat deh USA duzn't changing frum deh Daylite Sabingz time until 1 Nov. So doze uv u in deh rest uv deh whirrld will haz tu sort dat owt on yr own ... it makez mai hed hurt. :=(

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:49:36 +0000

*in teh brake room*

Oh mai! this iz RELEE gud cake. An did yoo see the caek Nennepus browtted urlier?

Ai thot we mite be having lotz of caek – sumthing about laet Oktobrrrrrr that reelee brings aut teh yoo-noe-whazzes – SOOOO ai browt awl thiz eye skreem to go wif awl teh caek.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:48:19 +0000

* handz JCH5K teh bag uf chipz adn teh horsey radhich dipz *

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:46:25 +0000

Yoo woar THAT???

No wunder ai cudn’t find yoo!

Ai wuz just thinking – teh taiim iz drawing so neer – an so mennee peepl ar at just wun pikshoor –

Well – dont we hav prittee muchly awl teh spayce we want heer?
Maybee we need to put up teh nouncemint eben moar offen? Heer iz poor TehLoveCat hoo dint know about awl teh sillybrayshuns to com.

Ai noe – itz hard to noe just waht to do.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:45:30 +0000

teh lawsit? iz dat ware awl teh hansum pleec mens r?

Lets plai sardines! *skweezez inno teh pleecmens filled lawsit*

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:41:53 +0000

Sounds laik fun!!! Yoo start!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:40:45 +0000

Do yoo meen “Preventive and corrective behaviour through education and communication.”

Because if so, you make that one line in the next size smaller font – and go one size smaller on the bottom line – which is just grate!

That might balance it out.

You could try going one size smaller on your contact info – but that shouldn’t be so small no wun can reed it ov corse.

Ai wish ai cud play with it! Ai’ve dun HUNDREDS ov poster an flyer layouts fur mai theatre – an ai’m prettee gud at this.

By: willy boy

willy boy — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:36:54 +0000

bett dat haus iz messi two….
strippe kitteh iz obliuslee uhboosed bai pore pootur skild hoomin
sumbuddie shud reeport dis owtrage tu da authoritease

*remoobs trowel maske*

Caek inna brake rum!!!!

punkin wiff choklit chipz an peenit buddur iceeng!!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:32:36 +0000

*takez off Groucho glassez adn mustash*

By: Italiana

Italiana — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:31:18 +0000

oar yu kud alwaes klummij inz teh rawzit

By: Joebama

Joebama — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:31:08 +0000

FYI, one of the ads or something on icanhascheezburger displayed a popup with fake virus warnings. It was the only site I had open. It displayed a small popup that I couldn’t close. After several different attempts, it changed into a much larger page that was designed to look like windows explorer with a windows security alert in front of it. The URL was virusproetct (dot com).

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:30:11 +0000

“Whair yur costoom frum last yeer?”
“Dunno. Lawsit in teh kaos. Gunna find it tho.”

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:29:56 +0000

Yoo kawlled??

I wuz in deh klawzit lukkin fur a kostuuum.

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:26:25 +0000

But wayte! There’s LOTZ going awn. Yoo can com to sum things – an maybe just pop in layte fur teh odders!

did yoo see cweenmj’s nouncemint? Ai think we needs to put it up eben moar. An ai think she wuz just heer!

Hmmmmmm *goez to luk fur teh kween*

By: willy boy

willy boy — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:25:41 +0000

das an grate idear

yu kud putt awl da logo/companee naem an da ebry kitteh lien awn wun sied in landscape buut nawt taek up da whole space so et stil luks kleen an unkluturd
den putt awl da contak infos an deskiptib stufs awn da uddr sied

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:25:07 +0000

Hm. If I get to the point of getting them actually printed, that would be more expensive… but then, that might never happen. 2-sided is starting to look better and better!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:23:25 +0000

Ar there ene chips left?

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:21:09 +0000

Bring awn teh kittehtrollz!

We can snorgle tehm an cuddlol tehm an cawl tehm jorj!!

They’ll nebber know waht hit them!!

By: TheLovecat

TheLovecat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:14:15 +0000

Ooooh! Ai doan finks ai kin maek dis wun – ai haz reehursals ett setra – butt (!) maibee izz gud fing – ai kannut pik up a crowkay mallit widowt turning into sigh-koh-paf. sadd butt (!) troo. ennywun els a crowkay maynyac? (yess, ainoezit, maibee GUD fing wen kusm tu de trols….)

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:12:43 +0000

You could decrease the “leading” (amount of space between lines) between the two lines about what you as well as between the two lines of contact info.

By: Ruth James

Ruth James — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:11:17 +0000

Can you make the cards 2-sided? Then you could have “Feline Harmony:Every cat deserves to be understood” on one side and all the other info on the other – that’s what my business cards are like, and one side is ‘landscape’ the other ‘portrait’

By: willy boy

willy boy — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:11:16 +0000

iz mucho beddur….

ai sekkund wut 4.5kittehs sed bout da pawprints oar et leas add sum kin ob bullitz
da font iz beddur butt kin yu fined wun dat haz moar ob an hand-leddurd oar cursive luk?
ai due liek dat font fore da contact info
ai wud swich da italiks frum da contak info tu da bullited itemz an tu da lien bout ebry kitteh
an maik da bulited itemz in bowld
da ebry kitteh lien et da bautum kud bee an byt smallur two