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Nebber trust yur ‘pyooter
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is he ded? emty bawl iz skery..
kitteh mite surbibe if sumwun gibs him gushifuds RITE NOW!!! an not teh cheep stuff, kthx.
congarats an hamsturs tu yu miniminsmum! We kin haz sillylbrayshuns!
et nawt sekkund, ai wuz ehfrayd dis wuz kitteh troll!
weer iz effurreebuddee?
Prolly at pleh werks? Ai can has a dai off!
Whoo – fynullee bak at mai off iss – wented shawpen wif mai DIL … meowtch moar funnerer tehn sitten at mai dessssk wif teh foan ringenringenringen. Naow ai gotz tu (turnz awn Maynard G Krebs voyse) … *WE-ERK!!!!* *slowtchez daoun in teh chayr wifapowtiness*
Ai didz breng sum sordid kookees in Hollow weenie shaypz for noms, adn a bottum less pawt uv punkin spyce flavurd cawfee foar drinkees.
So, kittehs is being teh “That’s not funny” trolls now? Whut a whirled.
Kittehtrolls?!?! Hmmm… Want!/Do Nawt want! ???
Iz a dilemma. Yesh.
Yes, well, kittehtrolls are way much moar snorglier than teh reggaler “human” trolls we get around here.
Ai wud ravver haz a kittehtroll den a non-kitteh troll enny dai.
We can snorgle tehm an cuddlol tehm an cawl tehm jorj!!
They’ll nebber know waht hit them!!
Scary, indeed. Look at all those toolbars!
I noes! Is like haff uv skreen… Poor kitteh and poor interwebz…
poor compyooter
The owner bought a gateway… can you really expect anything else?
Exactly what I was going to say. _THAT’S_ the scary part.
Looks like all the tabs on my Firefox window.
Iz otay, u cahn fotochop in a boll uv fuuds fer dat poor kitteh, den hez bee alwrite!
But… but… then teh kittehtroll would be all “Photoshopped!”
After he eated teh fuds, of coarse.
wel, wii wil maik it a GYNORMUS boll uv fuuds, den kittehtroll wil bee awl “Pho..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
It’s a shame that teh non-kitteh trolls can’t be so easily pacified.
Oar, an Ocelot.
Oar, mebbeh a bukkit.
* shrug *
A little early for u to start drinking, isn’t it, piggeh?
ish fibe o’clock sumware!
hic
A little early for u to start drinking without offering ur phlonquer a tasty beverage, isn’t it, piggeh?
pfft! hu putted YU in charge??? adn hao kin yu claiming tu no so mush abowt thyme aneewai???
is yu sum kynd ob scientist?
Ai admires ur dedicshun. (pours brandy into coffee) becuz a dai wiffowt sunshyne iz laik nite
Thass *hic* deep, man.
Ar there ene chips left?
* handz JCH5K teh bag uf chipz adn teh horsey radhich dipz *
Oar “pho..nomnomnomzzzzzzzzzz”
Holy Internet browser add-on bars batman!
* scamper scamper scamper *
Ohai ebberywon!!! Iffn ai kin has yur tenshuns plzthx???
* puts awn scareh mask *
Tihs Caturdai, teh 31rd Oktobrr… awn teh… umm… 8am Cheezthyme LOL??? Does wii has won den? * shrug *
Aneewai, at sum poynt around den (whutebber thyme taht happens tu being ware yu is) wii kin has a littlol Hallolwe’en partee!
O, yesh yesh yesh!!! Wii kin has “Trollolwe’en”!!!
Dere wheel bii a LIBE akshun Troll-Hed Krowkay gayme hosted bai nun otter dan ower berry own Burfdai Fairy!!!
Oh, adn fur teh adbencherus wii wheel awlso bii opening up teh Cheezland Safareh gaytes fur a speshul gyded tour ob…
* cue dramatik musiks *
…Tee-Arr-Ohh-Ell-Ell Canyun!!!
Yesh yesh! Bakk frum hunting down teh mowst smelleh adn grumpeh Trolls, teh Troll Hunter wheel bii HEER tu taking us awl up in teh cayblol cars adn teeching us abowt Trolls!!!
So, plz tu bringing yur scary costooms (Troll mask opshunul), crowkay mallits adn chokklit!!!
Sea yu dere!!!
Hai!! Dat nawt teh scareh mask!! Dat mai faec..
U gibs it bak nao!!
ai wheel NAWT!
* runs awai wib Troll E Troll’s fais wib a kwikness *
he he he yu’ll NEBBER catching me!!!
Ai nawt catch U mebbee.
* Holdz up teh pinny gigz keyz *
But U furgotted Ur keyz. Ia gunna letz awl teh trollez owt uf teh Canyum.
Oar maybe Ai wait fur U inna LCBs hawt tub.
O, teh Hyooge Manatee! * faynts *
* Pikks up faec frum faynted pinny gig. *
Fank You, U can haz yer keyz bak naow.
* Drawpz pinny gigz keyz ownna floor *
Ooooh! Ai doan finks ai kin maek dis wun – ai haz reehursals ett setra – butt (!) maibee izz gud fing – ai kannut pik up a crowkay mallit widowt turning into sigh-koh-paf. sadd butt (!) troo. ennywun els a crowkay maynyac? (yess, ainoezit, maibee GUD fing wen kusm tu de trols….)
But wayte! There’s LOTZ going awn. Yoo can com to sum things – an maybe just pop in layte fur teh odders!
did yoo see cweenmj’s nouncemint? Ai think we needs to put it up eben moar. An ai think she wuz just heer!
Hmmmmmm *goez to luk fur teh kween*
Yoo kawlled??
I wuz in deh klawzit lukkin fur a kostuuum.
*takez off Groucho glassez adn mustash*
Yoo woar THAT???
No wunder ai cudn’t find yoo!
Ai wuz just thinking – teh taiim iz drawing so neer – an so mennee peepl ar at just wun pikshoor –
Well – dont we hav prittee muchly awl teh spayce we want heer?
Maybee we need to put up teh nouncemint eben moar offen? Heer iz poor TehLoveCat hoo dint know about awl teh sillybrayshuns to com.
Ai noe – itz hard to noe just waht to do.
Oh hai cheezpeepz!!
U prolly noez dat wii b doeing sum Dark and Stormy Nitez tu honner ower fren Goosey hoo didded deh berry nawt-sekkund wun. And wii b habbing sum holloween partyz.
But, ifinso mebbee dere b sum kunfushyun but wut b happening wen.
Deh simplol anser b on deh
CheezTownCryerz Cheezee Calendar.
Deh long winded anser b:
Sat, Oct 31 (Halloween)
@ 8am ICHC time: Trollolween hosted bai Guiness Piggeh
@ 12pm ICHC time: Dark adn Stormy Nite hosted by Cweenmj
@ 2pm ICHC time: Holloween Party hosted bai Cweenmj
Thurz. Nov 5th (Guy Fawkez Day)
@ 12am ICHC time: Dark and Stormy Nite hosted bai Annipuss
Klikking heer fur halp wif deh time tranzlationz. Plz tu baring in mind dat deh USA duzn’t changing frum deh Daylite Sabingz time until 1 Nov. So doze uv u in deh rest uv deh whirrld will haz tu sort dat owt on yr own … it makez mai hed hurt. :=(
Ok, Dere it b agin. I puttinged it on deh Cryer, tu.
Itz not eezy being cween……………..
* handz teh cweenmj teh chokklit martoonee adn teh debil’s fud cuppy caek. *
Dat will maek it nawt so hard aifinkso.
Fankeezz….. nomz deh cuppy caek and sipz deh martoonee….MMMMM……..
An a sawft pillo an warm blankee an a sawft footstool to put hur feet up awn.
There, there! Yoo doo werk so hard – an taht’s waht maeks yoo such a gud cween!! Teh best wun we EBBER had!!
So yoo deserbz a cumfee sit-down nao an again!
An heer – ai will awlso share chips ‘n dip tath WRr just gave mee, too!
Oooo fanks cween an JCH4K, maebee (iff ai canz wurk owt de tiem diffruns an haz now fanz stayin on dat dai!) ai canz joynin on de Gaiy Forks dai!! Hoorai!! Hallowien nawt bee gud tiem as haz reehursul at 10 in moarnin, den oapin reehursl fur publiks at 6, larsts til 10.30 (isch) den partees wid carst… prolly nawt mush tiem fer puterz!! Ai haz a happee dat yu thowt uf me, fankew boath, x x x
Whoever owns this pc get rid of your stupid problem causing useless tool bar and run malawarebytes might do a favor to who ever fixes that peace of junk
bett dat haus iz messi two….
strippe kitteh iz obliuslee uhboosed bai pore pootur skild hoomin
sumbuddie shud reeport dis owtrage tu da authoritease
*remoobs trowel maske*
Caek inna brake rum!!!!
punkin wiff choklit chipz an peenit buddur iceeng!!!!
*in teh brake room*
Oh mai! this iz RELEE gud cake. An did yoo see the caek Nennepus browtted urlier?
Ai thot we mite be having lotz of caek – sumthing about laet Oktobrrrrrr that reelee brings aut teh yoo-noe-whazzes – SOOOO ai browt awl thiz eye skreem to go wif awl teh caek.
*wanners in*
Ohai guis!
A gnu bershun uv teh bizniss card peeps gabe me such halpfulniss awn last nyte be dun! If innerested, it be heer: Feline Harmony Card v2 If nawt innerested, plz tu purrtend yu nebber seend this bit.
Iz awl gray an yukkee owt agen TUDAY! Sunshyne, du want!!!
Ai gotted teh nginx 404 nawt fowned errorz!!
nginx! Buy me a Coke.
Ai gibbed Ur rum an coke tu teh pinny gigz at teh door. Him nawt haz gibbed it tu U yet?
Whut U think, hmm?
AI fink yu nawt gunna want it bai teh thyme teh piggeh be dunned wif it…
taht wud be becoz ai maked a mistake in teh linkee.
trai agen
Much bedderer, P-K! Less crowded, and the “softer” font is good. I’m not a big fan of this particular font, though. For instance, the capital “F” doesn’t look like a capital.
I like the use of a different font for the contact info, but I wouldn’t put it in italics.
And – I miss the little pawprints!
Schmoo frum DK.
Hm, it’s looking like I haven’t hit on the right font yet, you aren’t the only one… *ponders* Just changing fonts is no big deal, just need the right one… *goes to look through more fonts*
And I wasn’t sure about the pawprints, will reconsider.
Do yoo meen “Preventive and corrective behaviour through education and communication.”
Because if so, you make that one line in the next size smaller font – and go one size smaller on the bottom line – which is just grate!
That might balance it out.
You could try going one size smaller on your contact info – but that shouldn’t be so small no wun can reed it ov corse.
Ai wish ai cud play with it! Ai’ve dun HUNDREDS ov poster an flyer layouts fur mai theatre – an ai’m prettee gud at this.
Hint-hint? *giglol* Ai nawt mind peeps playing wif it (oar wif teh pamphlet an poaster ai still gots tu make
) But ai gunna hazza giltee bowt uvver peeps duing tu much wurks awn stuffs fur mai bizniss.
ohai PK!
ai scented yu an emaol tu yur feline harmony adrez
Ooooh – ai likey dis wun beddur den v1.
*clappity clappity clappity floofee paws*
I still think its a bit too crowded. Can you edit it? Less is more. Not too crazy about the font.
Love, the line:
Every cat deserves to be understood
About the only thing I can take out is either the words “cat consulting” or the two lines directly below about what I do. *pondurs furver*
Can you make the cards 2-sided? Then you could have “Feline Harmony:Every cat deserves to be understood” on one side and all the other info on the other – that’s what my business cards are like, and one side is ‘landscape’ the other ‘portrait’
Hm. If I get to the point of getting them actually printed, that would be more expensive… but then, that might never happen.
2-sided is starting to look better and better!
das an grate idear
yu kud putt awl da logo/companee naem an da ebry kitteh lien awn wun sied in landscape buut nawt taek up da whole space so et stil luks kleen an unkluturd
den putt awl da contak infos an deskiptib stufs awn da uddr sied
You could decrease the “leading” (amount of space between lines) between the two lines about what you as well as between the two lines of contact info.
U could also track teh henweigh about 3 degrees to teh left of dead center, and then plificate teh niblick factor of teh phalanges to even out teh porosity. *nods knowingly*
*smaks forhed* WAI didn’t ai fink ob dat?
ow! Kwit smacking my forehed!
Yahbut, if teh flange ob teh niblick gets bifurcayted tehre cud be hell to pay, unner teh reverb claws.
Juss sayin!
Not if teh brizkwik level is properly calibrated and in sync wif teh saturation value of teh rumblytot. Is not teh vry well known, but it was ruled legitimate at teh Innernashunal Conference of Niblick Flangifiers and Greekurns in 19elebenty.
O hai, Janet! When did u get another kitteh? Why wasn’t I informified?
Just last nite.
Ai’m kitteh sitting fur too weaks! So far – nawt so gud. She’z hiding in a korner ov teh sun parlor. An hissing at awl teh otters.
Butt – hur fud an water an litter bawks ar rite there, too – an ai go ober an pet hur frum taim to taim. Ai HOEP it werk out soon!
iz mucho beddur….
ai sekkund wut 4.5kittehs sed bout da pawprints oar et leas add sum kin ob bullitz
da font iz beddur butt kin yu fined wun dat haz moar ob an hand-leddurd oar cursive luk?
ai due liek dat font fore da contact info
ai wud swich da italiks frum da contak info tu da bullited itemz an tu da lien bout ebry kitteh
an maik da bulited itemz in bowld
da ebry kitteh lien et da bautum kud bee an byt smallur two
Kitteh jus funning. We haz noms bowl and emergency noms bowl and emergency emergency noms bowl -
dusn’t everybuddee?
An teh OMCC-awl-teh-uvver-bowls-iz-emptee! bowl and teh just-in-case-teh-uvver-kittehs-steels-it-awl bowl… *nodnodnod*
Adn teh got-teh-munchees-in-teh-middlol-ob-teh-nite bowl under teh bed.
Adn teh keepz-itz-awae-frum-teh-goggie bowlol awn teh cawfee tablol inz teh denn. (stoopy goggie nawt noe shiz tawl enuf tu reech itz).
Teh ownlee fing scarry in dis foto is all dem toolbarz!
Cween, u sez, Deh GP haz tolding uz wut hii haz planninged fur deh Trolloween, but wut iz dis party uv urz gonna b like??
Well, I tellifyingz u. Deh 2pm party beez a costume party!! Wen u arrivez, u tellingz us wut kostume u b wairing.
And dere will beeing a buffet tablol uv goodeez tu nomming adn drinkingz. U kin bringing sumfing to addin tu deh tablol.
Awlso, u kin singing us a Holloween song, if u noeingz wun.
*goez tu rummij in lawzit fur kostuum.
oar mebbe i shud rummij in deh Klawzit. *fais paw*
“Whair yur costoom frum last yeer?”
“Dunno. Lawsit in teh kaos. Gunna find it tho.”
teh lawsit? iz dat ware awl teh hansum pleec mens r?
Lets plai sardines! *skweezez inno teh pleecmens filled lawsit*
oar yu kud alwaes klummij inz teh rawzit
diggiteediggiteediggittee froo teh shooz awn teh rawsit floar … ooh – nais reezult – moar rume foar teh hannsum pleece mens!!
klummij-klummij-klummij froo teh bawkseses inz teh rawsit … *ooh! kitteh tryses tu ketch teh flyeng closes, sez tehekwifdis adn goez tu sleap awn teh closes … zzzZZZzzzZZZzzz* … hansum pleece mens skootch ovur tu maik ruum foar fyremens adn YNGs* … *LUKOWT, AI’M KUMMIN’ INZ* … *dyvez intu rawsit wifabeegsmyl*’
FYI, one of the ads or something on icanhascheezburger displayed a popup with fake virus warnings. It was the only site I had open. It displayed a small popup that I couldn’t close. After several different attempts, it changed into a much larger page that was designed to look like windows explorer with a windows security alert in front of it. The URL was virusproetct (dot com).
plz tu klikking on deh Contact Us thingy at deh bottum uf deh paig adn telling deh Gratid Cheeziz bowt it. Dhey needz and wantz tu know wen sumwun b uzing dere site tu dewing deh dastardly stuffz.
If I were them, I’d start not doing that to people running Mac OS X and Ubuntu to increase time till being reported..
They must be idiots..
Pfffft…..whats scary is the amount of tool bars this person has installed. Bet they got some spy and mal ware out the a$$!!!
Look mom, no popups! I installed all these toolbars. Friends don’t let friends use IE.
how come i haven’t ever seen that caption???
What’s scary is all the toolbars
IE toolbars fail.
Clever lolcaption
Windows XP? I agree.