Comments on: U Leave Tail Alone

By: Techno-09

Techno-09 — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:54:25 +0000

Kid, cute. kitty, cute. last words, not so cute

By: Ryushi

Ryushi — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:26:13 +0000

bebe: Your breath smells funny, kitteh.

By: Sasha989

Sasha989 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:10:16 +0000

Cute… I needz dat deal wit my kitteh!!! lolz!

By: DommiesMommee

DommiesMommee — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:26:16 +0000

OMG. Dey are FAMBLEEE! Dey gots da SAEM FASE!!!

Dey luk alyk, dey tawk alyk, sumtyms de evn walk alyk …

By: erkt

erkt — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:08:25 +0000

LOL@UGLEH BBE!

By: samrrye

samrrye — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:00:40 +0000

Kitteh speek gud inglish tu Hooman babee. I’z speeks not 2 bad kitteh wen I wants 2. I’z new 2 cattions butt knot 2 lolcats cuz I kin had cheezburger wen I wants it. No gud fo kitteh.

By: City

City — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:30:39 +0000

ewww, that’s teh uglies babee ai ever seed.

By: Izzymom

Izzymom — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:20:29 +0000

Wai for awl deh “uglee baybee” stuffs? Hez kyoot. Maykin funee fayce, mebbe, but bof kitteh an baybee kyoot. *noseboop*

By: Upfi

Upfi — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:43:14 +0000

Hey, Cottleston Pie, let’s have some cake! I put an apple and almond cake in the break room.

By: twocatwoman

twocatwoman — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:20:53 +0000

Thx. Iz fun.

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:25:00 +0000

Yes, you are.

By: sadface

sadface — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:36:11 +0000

What an ugly baby! I hope it will be closed into the basement and never sees the daylight again!

By: My Poop Smells Like

My Poop Smells Like — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:59:42 +0000

Dis kittah wants to be balds alzo

By: yawnpawntronstomp

yawnpawntronstomp — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:59:15 +0000

You are such a tool.

By: Sam

Sam — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:58:31 +0000

That’s an ugly baby.

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:19:26 +0000

Ohai! Welcome tu teh Cheez! Yu’ll larn teh lolspeek suun enuff, nae warries!

By: catena

catena — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:59:01 +0000

dis bii beutimous bebe adn awlsoe kitteh, aifinkso!

By: honeycakerabbit

honeycakerabbit — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:58:46 +0000

dusnt mattur! we dusnt luv u NE less or moar for where u is! Butt, u is rite, AfriCat is teh rare posishun of making teh really cool remarks abowt that. And teh talent!!!
I has to go. Has a nice day! Dis wun is alreddy awlmost over here. 5 pm and awlmost dark…
C U!
{{AfriCat}}
{{JanetCanHas5kittehs}}

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:51:33 +0000

Sumhao –

“well, yoo know, ai iibs in Suthern Meeshigun rite bai the laek. . .”

JUST duzznt kwite hav teh sayme effekt!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:47:12 +0000

Oh, yoo ar rite! It HAZ to be us!

There iz reelee a Dr. Doofenschmirtz awn this show?? Ai dont know it – teh show, ai meen.

Ohhh – an lukkit yoo! SOOOOO bloo!!!!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:44:29 +0000

Just fur too weaks! Just pikked hur up laszt nite!

She’z in teh korner ov teh sunparlor! Ai put hur fud an wadder an L-bawkz wehre she can get at tehm wiffaut akshoolee coming out.

Mai otter kittehs ar mildlee intrested – but – ai think we just need to wayte fur TigrrrLily to get uzed to being heer an awl will be well.

By: gammacat

gammacat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:42:11 +0000

go for it Mitts! mai orinj boi hissed and growled at Shadow-cat when we brot here home, but now he meews sadly when he cant find her and is always trying to clean her

By: QuoteMan

QuoteMan — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:40:03 +0000

sworry tu be inturpin the lol, but ai be havin a breakin news bulliton (o ai not be ast skool cause ai be sick…. (not H1N1))

*lolspek off fer serious tiopiks*

Before logging onto ICHC this morning, I decided to watch a t.v show; this show was Phineas and Ferb. Now usually I don’t like this show that much, but I was lazy, and I couldn’t fix the remote. What caught my ear however, was during the show, Dr. Doofenschmirtz was talking to Agent P, and he said:
“Look at this neat website I found! It has these pictures of cats, and they say funny stuff! Look Invisible Cheeseburger!”
Now how many websites do YOU know that have cheezburgers, and invisible stuff? Not many, This is why I think he was talking about none other than our very own ICHC!

*lolspek bak on fer goofinyess*

dis is all, weturn tu teh lol.
-QM

By: Uniquekitty

Uniquekitty — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:39:50 +0000

ai votes adopt! sowds liek win-win-win fur yu, Mitts, an bebehboikitteh. mai Unique kitty wuz a liddle grumpy wen wii dopted Tira, den wuz nawt bery happytayl wen wii dopted EvatehDiva, an sumtymes her hisshiss at Eva, butt sumtymes her plaiplai wif Diva too, never trai to hert Eva. Tira lubs eberywun. if Mitts nawt mind bebehkittehs b4, hur prolly be otay wif noo bebeh brudder, wunce dey gets uzed to eech otter. an big HOORAY fur no xtra charj frum landylord fur noo kitteh!!

By: honeycakerabbit

honeycakerabbit — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:35:42 +0000

Janet, I ownly saw nao -u kan has ‘nudder kitteh? Wow! Must b liverly in ur house!

By: honeycakerabbit

honeycakerabbit — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:23:29 +0000

aaahm nuffing? nonoe, nuffing at all…. ahem.
*berry innosint luk*

I has to luk gud 2morrow, I needs halp wif teh ironing. That’s all, yeshyeshyesh…
*even moar innosint luk*

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:23:20 +0000

ROFL! Thx Janet, yu jus made mii laff! Ai needed daaaat!

By: honeycakerabbit

honeycakerabbit — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:21:30 +0000

njoi ur iscreem then!
*sends moar iscreem to Arabian dessurt*
I hope it nawt b melting…

we hardly has teh sno, butt wi has teh cold. Just slitely too warm foar sno, mostly. Oceanic climate, we gots it. Dark grey rainy windy winters… Arabian dessurt sownds nice in those months… jermanee: U kin has either sno in winter and hot summers -oar u kin git nice fresh summers and pleh winters -and the ocean! Wich matters most. ‘speshulee for bilololological oshunografur…

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:20:07 +0000

THAT iz a reelee grate lion!

So kashyooal, so off hand. . .

“Well, yoo know, ai libs in teh Arabian dessrut. . . ” LOL!!

Nawt so menee ov us hav such an intresting opening lion!!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:17:42 +0000

*luks aut teh windoe in teh Lawn Dry rume – seez a cyoot littlol bunny hopping into teh barn*

*Puzzloled luk* NAO waht’s going awn up there!??

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:15:24 +0000

Wall, ai libs in teh Arabian dessurt, soe nawt mush kowld oar snoe heer!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:13:32 +0000

{{{{{{{AfriCat}}}}}}}

Yoo ar rite! Taht iz maybee teh kewtest part ov teh pikchoor.

By: honeycakerabbit

honeycakerabbit — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:11:55 +0000

Fanku! Howt chokleet? for thems oar for u? I s’pose u rather has teh i screem, rite? prolly hawt ware u is. I kin gives u sum cold and rain butt -oddly enuf- no wind 2day. U wonts sum nomalishus capuccino iscreem? or rather raspberry? Here, has a scoop of either!

*hops of to teh kitchen to heat teh milk*
*gits super nomalishus cocoa out of teh cubbord*
*hectically hops out agin to wotch teh YCWSANSN arrive*
nao -whut kin dey do? We no has sno? Mebbe we takes one N and one S away…?
*hops to teh NB*

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:11:44 +0000

Fur shur tehy wud want to bee teh Nawt Soe Nekkee!!

An they werk fur hawt choklit??? Ai can maek hawt choklit!!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:11:22 +0000

An teh way hii smylols at teh kitteh?!?! KEWT!!!

By: twocatwoman

twocatwoman — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:11:20 +0000

Ohai! I iz new to Cheezburgrland. I lub kittehs and lolcats. I hab teh trubbles tranzlading the lolspeek, tho.

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:08:57 +0000

Hav yoo ebber akshoolee SEEN reel baybee?? Prollee nawt. Pore yoo.

This wun iz akshoolee reelee cyoot.

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:06:07 +0000

Oh BRRRRRRRR!!!

Teh sun iz TRAING to shine heer. Just sort ov grey an obercast. But ai STILL hav to go out an werk!

*rummajes in teh claw’s it fur teh warm jakkit an glubs*

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:05:31 +0000

Dey is awn dere way! Noe need to pay dem, jus plentee ov hawt chokleet!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:03:47 +0000

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Oh nennepus!! Fur caeks laik this wun we shud invite teh trollz to com ebreeday (but ov corse, they cannawt com into the brake room wif us – butt – ai’ll bet they’d trai braking down teh door!

By: honeycakerabbit

honeycakerabbit — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:58:27 +0000

We no can has sno yet. Butt I can has sum YGWSANSN mebbe?

By: Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:54:26 +0000

This baby looks like Jean Luc Picard.

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:53:32 +0000

and there's caek inda break room!!!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:53:04 +0000

Ai bet awl teh HONKIN is tu say “Ohai Janet! See yu nex yur!!!” As furr teh snoe shuvlin… nebber tryed dat befour… mebbe ai can send yu sum YGWSANSNs? (Yung Guys Wiv Shuvils And Nawt Soe Nekkee)

By: Sanja

Sanja — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:49:50 +0000

Src is http://m0rticia.livejournal.com/374889.html?thread=5464681#t5464681 , BTW

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:49:32 +0000

I will gladlee sending u sum uv ower cold. Wii haz deh SNOW!!! Iz brite sunnyshine dis moarning… I hopez it warmz up maor dan deh wevver man sezz it will…. iz only 4cast tu b 39F tuday.

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:47:50 +0000

@@@@@ fur yoo, CP!!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:46:15 +0000

Ai kan send yoo pichoorZ!!

Too bad about teh flyin carputs. Maybee they will bee fixed in taim fur the shuvvling ov the sno?

An bof duks AN gooses ar flying ober. Menee LOUD honks!! Mennee moar gooses than duks. But maybee they ar just much louded!

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:43:56 +0000

Rudest post ever.

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:43:14 +0000

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/28/funny-pictures-wheres-the-present/

Maybee this will sho up evenshooooalee!!