U Leave Tail Alone
U Leave Tail Alone I Not Rip Face Off, Deal?
u mite wantz 2 avoid doin dis as well.
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awffur tuu gud tu refuze
Conga Ratz to yoo, PB, fur being teh swiftest ov them awl
An to carosue an Nennepus, hoo were rite awn yur heels (tho nawt nipping so much it hurt, ai hoep!!
Luk waht ai found – Teh Ratz hav bin werking in a Broadway Show!!
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Big number wif Fiona an teh Ratz.
Thx Janet !! It wuz bi millisekkunds, aifink !!
Teh dansin ratz reeli put on a sho, didnut tehy?
Ai gottu go nai naiz nao. Seeyu !! * waivz blak fluufy paw *
I hang diz note heer, ok??
Oh hai cheezpeepz!!
U prolly noez dat wii b doeing sum Dark and Stormy Nitez tu honner ower fren Goosey hoo didded deh berry nawt-sekkund wun. And wii b habbing sum holloween partyz.
But, ifinso mebbee dere b sum kunfushyun but wut b happening wen.
Deh simplol anser b on deh
CheezTownCryerz Cheezee Calendar.
Deh long winded anser b:
Sat, Oct 31 (Halloween)
@ 8am ICHC time: Trollolween hosted bai Guiness Piggeh
@ 12pm ICHC time: Dark adn Stormy Nite hosted by Cweenmj
@ 2pm ICHC time: Holloween Party hosted bai Cweenmj
Thurz. Nov 5th (Guy Fawkez Day)
@ 12am ICHC time: Dark and Stormy Nite hosted bai Annipuss
Klikking heer fur halp wif deh time tranzlationz. Plz tu baring in mind dat deh USA duzn’t changing frum deh Daylite Sabingz time until 1 Nov. So doze uv u in deh rest uv deh whirrld will haz tu sort dat owt on yr own … it makez mai hed hurt. :=(
Cween, u sez, Deh GP haz tolding uz wut hii haz planninged fur deh Trolloween, but wut iz dis party uv urz gonna b like??
Well, I tellifyingz u. Deh 2pm party beez a costume party!! Wen u arrivez, u tellingz us wut kostume u b wairing.
And dere will beeing a buffet tablol uv goodeez tu nomming adn drinkingz. U kin bringing sumfing to addin tu deh tablol.
Awlso, u kin singing us a Holloween song, if u noeingz wun.
An – mite ai add –
Teh Nawt Second Wun – in honor an memmree ov ar deer frend ohatagoosiam (Goosey) wuz
Heer –
mezzomom says:
October 28, 2009 at 6:02 am
An yoo can still go an play! Lotz of unfinished threds to play wif!
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Teh kitteh wif teh emtee box!
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Maybee this will sho up evenshooooalee!!
hao dapper – rats wif tawp hats an peepul tails ( laik tuckseedow), an tap dansin!
tap tap tapppittteee taptaptap
excellent deel!
making deels wif babys or kittehs… never ever wurks!
*kitteh turns back tu bebbeh*
YOINK!
*bebbeh sits wif tayl in mouf*
*shrug*
Is just hao the wurld wurks!!!
dele!
exskimo kiss!!
Kiwi Kitteh meetz Maori Kiddee !!
Gud – Evening
, PB. Yoo ar awlwaiz so clever – ai see the Kitteh an Kiddee! Ai noe teh Kiwiz an Maoriz ar awl in Noo Zland.
So waht am ai missing? Hao did yoo deside teh kitteh iz teh Kiwi? Ai think there must be sumthing heer ai’m nawt kwite getting.
Ohai JCH4K !!
Awl Nyu Zeelendrz r Kiwiz adn teh “K” seemd tu matsh teh kitteh.
* It wuz nawt tath depe n meenignful…. *
Teh noze rubbin greetign iz a tradishnul custem ob teh Maori orignel habintents.
* Kimkiwi wud kno moar tahn aussie PB *
Hey!! THANKS~~
Ai noo about teh noze rubbing – but ai furgot! ai think teh Eskimos do it, too!!
Taht noze rubbing wuz teh missing thing! Nao itz RELLEE verree clebber! @@@@@ to yoo!!
That baby has a huge damn face
Byooty lies in teh aye of teh bee holder.
You are such a tool.
Yes, you are.
Hey, Cottleston Pie, let’s have some cake! I put an apple and almond cake in the break room.
Otay cheezpeeps – listen up! I be needing teh halp! (da non-emergency kind ub halp).
Rite nao I has wun byootimus kitty (Mitts) who will b 4 yeers owld early next yeer. I has had her since she be 2 munfs owld (she be a reskew kitteh). I lubs her BERRY BERRY much an we be teh perfekt match for each udder. Nao…someone I know is trying to adoptify out a stray/reskew kitteh (a littlol 2 munf old boi – looks berry sweet, litter-trained, an kynda matches mai Mitts).
My kweshun is…shud I adoptify dis littlol guy?? He has da cyoot (a LOT) an hims be so sweet. I dunno fer shur what Mitts would fink about habbing a bebeh brudder though. She’s kynda wary of udder beeg kittehs (Mitts is awn da small side – she be full grown an barely 8 pownds) butt (teehee) back when I was a a foster mommeh for foster/reskew kittehs, Mitts kinda lyked da bebehs. To her, dey wuz littlol floofy fings to play wif!
I also found out from my landylord dat dere me no xtra charg fur addin an extra kitteh (ub corse der be udder costs lyk gettin him fixed, updated on shots, getting littlol kitteh food, etc, just fankfully no beeg – or eben littlol – upfront “pet feet).
Sew…..thoughts??
Ai donut fink it shud be a problem – kittehs normalleh wurk the hissing order all by them selves – and it is a bebbeh kitteh…
Just let them have each their litter boks, food bowls and so on – and let them get use tu each other over a few days – there was lotsa gud adbise in the answurs tu ur original poast
gud luck – an post photos!!
Ohai Mitts.
Ai wud trai it fur shur. Wif teh littlol boi being just a kitten, ai wud bee MOAST surprized if they dint bond.
Tehy wud bee gud cumpanee fur eech otter wehn yoo ar gone – an Mitts cud teech teh kitten a lawt about hao to bee a Kat.
True, dat. Deh femalez offin ‘adoptifyz’ deh babyz, adn beez deh mommeh kitteh teeching deh babehz adn lubbing dem.
Az we saw wif ar own aiez at Jamamakitty’s haus.
Shilo wuz teeching Cayenne teh ways ov kittee-being.
Ohai Mitts !! Ai tihnk petz offin du betta wiv uvva petz foar frenz ! Itz nawt garrinteed taht tehy be bestist frenz az tehy ar awl diffrent. Tehy yung strai mai hab pikd up sum wyld behaivyaz ? Oar nawt. Tehy shud adapt tu eech uvva, wun wai oar anuvver, inna shoart tiem. Gud Luk !!
Ohai, Mitts ! happi fursay 2u ! Ai votes yu b doptifyin da wittle boikitteh. we had free kittehs for 15 yrs, whoo awl got alawng reely good. den in da suumer ob 08 we dopdifyed a feral kitteh (named hur “you”) what had been libin unner my car inda dribeway , an den we tookin a “foreclosure” stray. we gotz dem bof awl tutured n veted an shot b4 dey cummed in, ob corse.
eberybuddy getz alawng ok, now- dey spits at each uvver ebery onceinawhile, but den my bruvver n ai du dat 2 !
OHAI SPARKYMOM!! SO nice to see yoo again.
Hao ar yoo doing??
Silleh Mitts…. you knows we is all gonna say: GIT TEH KITTEH!
Just be prepared for teh adjustmint period. I recommends a book called Cat vs Cat if u is innerested. Gud luks!
ai votes adopt! sowds liek win-win-win fur yu, Mitts, an bebehboikitteh. mai Unique kitty wuz a liddle grumpy wen wii dopted Tira, den wuz nawt bery happytayl wen wii dopted EvatehDiva, an sumtymes her hisshiss at Eva, butt sumtymes her plaiplai wif Diva too, never trai to hert Eva. Tira lubs eberywun. if Mitts nawt mind bebehkittehs b4, hur prolly be otay wif noo bebeh brudder, wunce dey gets uzed to eech otter. an big HOORAY fur no xtra charj frum landylord fur noo kitteh!!
go for it Mitts! mai orinj boi hissed and growled at Shadow-cat when we brot here home, but now he meews sadly when he cant find her and is always trying to clean her
Ugliest baby ever
Tut tut, sairiacl!!
Yoo shud reed yur “Miss Manners.” Seh sez “Awl bridez an babeez ar – bai daffynishun – byootiful,” so it duzzn’t reelee madder waht they luk laik. Yoo can just say – Oh, waht a beeyootiful bride/babbee – an nebber hav to werree about it.
Rudest post ever.
@@@@@ fur yoo, CP!!
and there’s caek inda break room!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!
Oh nennepus!! Fur caeks laik this wun we shud invite teh trollz to com ebreeday (but ov corse, they cannawt com into the brake room wif us – butt – ai’ll bet they’d trai braking down teh door!
dis bii beutimous bebe adn awlsoe kitteh, aifinkso!
Ai votes, YESH!
Morning/Evening – afternoon??
to yoo, AfriCat!
Ai cant stay long eether, but ai dont think ai’ve seen yoo since “Judson” maed that reelee nastee krak about us being “loozers.” Ai’m still kinda mad about that – but that’s hao he wuz – an that’s wai he gotted banned frum teh cheezfrenz an frum heer – under a diffrent nayme.
Hao ar teh kittehs doing? Ai’m babee sitting anothur wun fur a cuppla weeks. Rite nao she’s just hiding – but she haz hur food an water an lidder box rite neerbai – so itz just going to taek a littlol wile, ai think!
Evening Janet! An Ohai! Teh kittehs ar fine, all sleepin wivin armslenghth shud ai feel teh need tu pet/tickle/snorgle sumkitteh! Berry konvenient. Hee. Soe, yur JCH4.5K agin, huh?
Yes, ai am!!
An ai hav to go awt an werk! It’s NAWT reigning – fur a chanj!! An itz kwite cold – awnlee 52 Farehnhite! At leest itz nawt snowing!
Teh lawn iz cuvverend in leeves – an an need to mow mow mow an mulch them up befoar it DUZ sno! But furst, ai hav to pik up awl teh resentlee big stiks an branches.
Yoo wanna com an halp??
Ai kan send yoo pichoorZ!!
Too bad about teh flyin carputs. Maybee they will bee fixed in taim fur the shuvvling ov the sno?
An bof duks AN gooses ar flying ober. Menee LOUD honks!! Mennee moar gooses than duks. But maybee they ar just much louded!
I will gladlee sending u sum uv ower cold. Wii haz deh SNOW!!! Iz brite sunnyshine dis moarning… I hopez it warmz up maor dan deh wevver man sezz it will…. iz only 4cast tu b 39F tuday.
Oh BRRRRRRRR!!!
Teh sun iz TRAING to shine heer. Just sort ov grey an obercast. But ai STILL hav to go out an werk!
*rummajes in teh claw’s it fur teh warm jakkit an glubs*
LOL. I gotz some LOLZ for all to see
Seriously, that is the friggin’ ugliest baby I have ever seen in my life. The cat would be doing it a favor by ripping its face off.
Hav yoo ebber akshoolee SEEN reel baybee?? Prollee nawt. Pore yoo.
This wun iz akshoolee reelee cyoot.
An teh way hii smylols at teh kitteh?!?! KEWT!!!
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Yoo ar rite! Taht iz maybee teh kewtest part ov teh pikchoor.
Src is http://m0rticia.livejournal.com/374889.html?thread=5464681#t5464681 , BTW
We no can has sno yet. Butt I can has sum YGWSANSN mebbe?
Dey is awn dere way! Noe need to pay dem, jus plentee ov hawt chokleet!
Fur shur tehy wud want to bee teh Nawt Soe Nekkee!!
An they werk fur hawt choklit??? Ai can maek hawt choklit!!
Fanku! Howt chokleet? for thems oar for u? I s’pose u rather has teh i screem, rite? prolly hawt ware u is. I kin gives u sum cold and rain butt -oddly enuf- no wind 2day. U wonts sum nomalishus capuccino iscreem? or rather raspberry? Here, has a scoop of either!
*hops of to teh kitchen to heat teh milk*
*gits super nomalishus cocoa out of teh cubbord*
*hectically hops out agin to wotch teh YCWSANSN arrive*
nao -whut kin dey do? We no has sno? Mebbe we takes one N and one S away…?
*hops to teh NB*
Wall, ai libs in teh Arabian dessurt, soe nawt mush kowld oar snoe heer!
THAT iz a reelee grate lion!
So kashyooal, so off hand. . .
“Well, yoo know, ai libs in teh Arabian dessrut. . . ” LOL!!
Nawt so menee ov us hav such an intresting opening lion!!
Sumhao –
“well, yoo know, ai iibs in Suthern Meeshigun rite bai the laek. . .”
JUST duzznt kwite hav teh sayme effekt!
I has to go. Has a nice day! Dis wun is alreddy awlmost over here. 5 pm and awlmost dark…
C U!
{{AfriCat}}
{{JanetCanHas5kittehs}}
njoi ur iscreem then!
*sends moar iscreem to Arabian dessurt*
I hope it nawt b melting…
we hardly has teh sno, butt wi has teh cold. Just slitely too warm foar sno, mostly. Oceanic climate, we gots it. Dark grey rainy windy winters… Arabian dessurt sownds nice in those months…
jermanee: U kin has either sno in winter and hot summers -oar u kin git nice fresh summers and pleh winters -and the ocean! Wich matters most. ’speshulee for bilololological oshunografur…
*luks aut teh windoe in teh Lawn Dry rume – seez a cyoot littlol bunny hopping into teh barn*
*Puzzloled luk* NAO waht’s going awn up there!??
aaahm nuffing? nonoe, nuffing at all…. ahem.
*berry innosint luk*
I has to luk gud 2morrow, I needs halp wif teh ironing. That’s all, yeshyeshyesh…
*even moar innosint luk*
Janet, I ownly saw nao -u kan has ‘nudder kitteh? Wow! Must b liverly in ur house!
Just fur too weaks! Just pikked hur up laszt nite!
She’z in teh korner ov teh sunparlor! Ai put hur fud an wadder an L-bawkz wehre she can get at tehm wiffaut akshoolee coming out.
Mai otter kittehs ar mildlee intrested – but – ai think we just need to wayte fur TigrrrLily to get uzed to being heer an awl will be well.
This baby looks like Jean Luc Picard.
Ohai! I iz new to Cheezburgrland. I lub kittehs and lolcats. I hab teh trubbles tranzlading the lolspeek, tho.
Ohai! Welcome tu teh Cheez! Yu’ll larn teh lolspeek suun enuff, nae warries!
Thx. Iz fun.
sworry tu be inturpin the lol, but ai be havin a breakin news bulliton (o ai not be ast skool cause ai be sick…. (not H1N1))
*lolspek off fer serious tiopiks*
Before logging onto ICHC this morning, I decided to watch a t.v show; this show was Phineas and Ferb. Now usually I don’t like this show that much, but I was lazy, and I couldn’t fix the remote. What caught my ear however, was during the show, Dr. Doofenschmirtz was talking to Agent P, and he said:
“Look at this neat website I found! It has these pictures of cats, and they say funny stuff! Look Invisible Cheeseburger!”
Now how many websites do YOU know that have cheezburgers, and invisible stuff? Not many, This is why I think he was talking about none other than our very own ICHC!
*lolspek bak on fer goofinyess*
dis is all, weturn tu teh lol.
-QM
Oh, yoo ar rite! It HAZ to be us!
There iz reelee a Dr. Doofenschmirtz awn this show??
Ai dont know it – teh show, ai meen.
Ohhh – an lukkit yoo! SOOOOO bloo!!!!
That’s an ugly baby.
Dis kittah wants to be balds alzo
What an ugly baby! I hope it will be closed into the basement and never sees the daylight again!
Wai for awl deh “uglee baybee” stuffs? Hez kyoot. Maykin funee fayce, mebbe, but bof kitteh an baybee kyoot. *noseboop*
ewww, that’s teh uglies babee ai ever seed.
Kitteh speek gud inglish tu Hooman babee. I’z speeks not 2 bad kitteh wen I wants 2. I’z new 2 cattions butt knot 2 lolcats cuz I kin had cheezburger wen I wants it. No gud fo kitteh.
LOL@UGLEH BBE!
OMG. Dey are FAMBLEEE! Dey gots da SAEM FASE!!!
Dey luk alyk, dey tawk alyk, sumtyms de evn walk alyk …
Cute… I needz dat deal wit my kitteh!!! lolz!
bebe: Your breath smells funny, kitteh.
Kid, cute. kitty, cute. last words, not so cute