Comments on: What do you mean, “Where’s the present?”

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:31:05 +0000

srry, all I see is an awesum KITTEH!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:29:58 +0000

yer sister be nawty?

By: Bodiddly

Bodiddly — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:03:46 +0000

its going to be a fun christmas especially seeing her face when she get an empty box

By: Bodiddly

Bodiddly — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:01:38 +0000

I luvs tis one iz uze its on mi sister

By: NOM_NOMZ

NOM_NOMZ — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:24:19 +0000

It is teh twruth dat teh bocks-is ar teh besd pard of Aunnteh Betteh’s vizits

By: Daniel

Daniel — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:34:29 +0000

USPS flat rate shipping, (if it fits it ships!)

O-rly?

By: Kaylo

Kaylo — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:52:12 +0000

Thank you, Rilol

By: Rilol

Rilol — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:03:52 +0000

Great caption =D Had a good laugh!!

By: bradelsrox3

bradelsrox3 — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:44:20 +0000

okk wierd dude

By: Lolecks

Lolecks — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:17:49 +0000

21. wiggle n sqwirm aroun like a mexikan jumpin been

By: RooldBaiTehKittehs

RooldBaiTehKittehs — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:11:39 +0000

20……. adn habz a kitteh-nipzey parrtee ryte awn de flyoor! And then……..

By: annipuss

annipuss — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:59:14 +0000

20. wayt fur teh fyremens 2 reskew dem

By: SAM19

SAM19 — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:49:30 +0000

“aaaa” “aaaa” “oh echo!” “oh echo!”

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:33:27 +0000

they slipped in a pool of grease!!! They awl went down and culd nawt stand bak up … so they decided to stay there and ….

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:32:15 +0000

20. Looked weird and smelled like a flannik from bean telepottied … so there was nothing else to doo butt hose it off. But that casued the body to …

By: gammacat

gammacat — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:29:32 +0000

18. Hed over to the NB for a soak in the hawt tub. As they walked over tew the NB…

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:29:02 +0000

11. I seez dat da shinee wuz just a decoy to getz da ebil LCB distractified!! HA HA!! It worked, the pot ‘o’gold is mine AND I kin use da findifying fink to findify da fink dat stolez my shiny!!!

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:25:44 +0000

An awl dat dancin casued eben MORE spains and strains to the luk-alikes dancin bits, so they all had to …

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:24:17 +0000

shure, mah fren also lubs kittehs, hur has two geriatric BCs!

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:23:07 +0000

ooh, ackshully, looks like it would only be 2 hrs, maybe less, from where I lives to Durham!

By: mezzomom

mezzomom — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:22:17 +0000

16. …caused teh John Travolta luk-alieks tu dansdansdans eben harder!…

By: mezzomom

mezzomom — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:20:37 +0000

…pot ‘o’gold! Oar a findifying device….

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:20:00 +0000

10. bribe for hur phonquais! I know HE can get it back for me!! Well… on second thought.. maybe I should check the box to make sure there wasn’t something else in there… ohhh!! Look! It’s…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:17:47 +0000

9. … purple with rage, green with envy, and pink with embarrassment. Freddy was a veritiable rainbow of emotion. “WHut I need now,” Freddy mused “is a nice, big…

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:11:49 +0000

kewl! let me know when… mabbeh I can drive up for lunsch or somethin!

By: parrothead

parrothead — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:59:35 +0000

15. aqua-net, causin teh skwishy fing tu hardin immediately, and hab no frizzies. The smell of the Aqua Net, however,…

By: booklion

booklion — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:59:13 +0000

15. John Travolta lookalikes in teh JT dansalike contest. Meanwhile, the Freddy and teh skwishy thing took advantage of the confooshun to have a private meeting. From their furtive manner and shifty eyes, it could be seen that they were discussing the resale of body parts to Igor for his nefarious plot. But would he buy? Freddy conkluded that…

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:58:26 +0000

I will be coming for 3 or 4 days, I doesn’t knoz when. January or March.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:57:17 +0000

8. but it wuz no use. Deh LCB had disapearinged intu deh raynz. Freddy turned

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:57:07 +0000

15. egos. And you know how painful THAT is!! But the crowd kept on dancing….. as a matter of fact, they were unable to stop!! What kind of disco ball WAS this?

By: CottlestonPie

CottlestonPie — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:55:03 +0000

We always loved boxes when we were kids. In fact, we’d call Dad sometimes and ask him to bring home a big box from the warehouse so we could make a fort or a playhouse.

Skip the cheesy, expensive toys! Just get big boxes! The kiddehs and kittehs alike will love ‘em!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:54:46 +0000

14 spraying deh skwishy fing wif….

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:54:14 +0000

14. … dropping a sparkly disco ball onto the crowd, which resulted in many injuries, specifically many sprained…

By: booklion

booklion — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:49:26 +0000

22. bones!” Meanwhile, out in teh graveyard, Igor was making plans, dreadful plans. He and his headcase were about to…

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:47:35 +0000

22 floofy green nikkers?

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:46:43 +0000

21. the doorbell. It was girl scouts! “OMCC… what an opportunity!” said Igor! I haven’t had girl scout cookies since..

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:44:27 +0000

21. … a commercial message from Zippy the Lizard. Igor was so annoyed by this that he picked up his case of heads and…

By: gammacat

gammacat — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:44:09 +0000

21 a creepy voice out of the darkness that sed “where are mai…

By: booklion

booklion — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:43:55 +0000

13. do the macarena. Some small god off in Discoworld thought tis was a woodoo fertility rite, and responded by…

By: booklion

booklion — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:41:50 +0000

20, f course, nuklear glo-in-teh-dark foam is extry…
but that’s a mere aside. the real chore in counting heads is beheading the counts…then Igor’s dreams of avarice were interrupted by….

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:41:43 +0000

12. … skwishy bits, which caused teh skwishy thing to leap from Freddy’s grasp and begin to …

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:38:13 +0000

I’m down in Charlotte! it’s about 3 hrs away… how long is you coming for? and do you know when??

By: parrothead

parrothead — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:37:23 +0000

11. grab the skwishy thing by the…

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:36:55 +0000

19. then Igor realized the body had been telepottied up the thread by mistake! OH the humanity!! But there was nothing human about this body…. it

By: parrothead

parrothead — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:34:50 +0000

Ai iz lawst, butt (!) berry amoozed! Gud stories! **cuddlols up wif tokking lizzurd anna raindear anna larj zombie to see wut happins neggst**

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:34:38 +0000

Thump thump thump. Time for some serious butt-wigglin.

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:34:35 +0000

19. reconsider allowing a bar in teh laboratory!! Wonder what I could charge per head?

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:32:46 +0000

10. Thtop lahting at meh!!! But that just made things worse…. and he was forced to

By: Jesse

Jesse — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:31:50 +0000

Box time = fun time!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:26:27 +0000

18. Igor was drinking a Zombie and teh zombies was drinking Igors. “I didnot know there was a drink named after me,” exclaimed Igor, “I guess that means I’ll have to…