What do you mean, “Where’s the present?”
What do you mean, “Where’s the present?” Can you not see this awesome BOX!?
101 fings a kitteh can do wif a boks.
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DIS iz teh presunt!
Adn a grand presint it b!! concatulayshunz, catena!!!!
tankz….
*hopyz ai didunt rueun teh ’stormee nite’….didz nawt noe dat was fur nauw…*
not tu wurry, it b down dere ▼
We always loved boxes when we were kids. In fact, we’d call Dad sometimes and ask him to bring home a big box from the warehouse so we could make a fort or a playhouse.
Skip the cheesy, expensive toys! Just get big boxes! The kiddehs and kittehs alike will love ‘em!
is full 0 win and awesum
…oh, da potentialol!!
I wanna box like dat tu playing wif!!
*shwisch*
pushes over box to da cween to play wif
*Lukz rownd fur Mezzomom*
Kum owt, kum owt, waireber u a!!
*shoves cween in da box while she be distractinged*
*luks askanse at teh tendrills*
Here we go cheezpeeps!!! Don’t be shy, everyone can participate. The spelling and grammar police are at the donut shop so you don’t have to worry about that. There is no right or wrong way to do this. A couple of reminders:
Remember to number your post and refresh (F5) before you post. But don’t obsess over it. The purpose is to have fun! The thred will most likely bifurcate adn deh numberz will halp peeps noe wut stryline goez wair.
Each story takes on a life of its own. Some are funny, some scary, some turn out downright weird. And if this one doesn’t work, no worries. Oh, that reminds me, lolspeak is optional.
Without further a-doo…
1. It was a dark and stormy night. Freddy was jussabaot reddy fer bed wen he faond…
2 an innerestin bocks…
3. filled with squirming, slimy…
4. Yes strangely amusing
smawl creechurs. Tehy…
6. … said “o hai, Freddy! Are you ready to go on a…”
7. magic carpet ried? Freddy tried tu runawaywifaquickness but….
8 they grabbeded him up and flew out the window. Form aloft, he saw….
9. sumfing nawt sew gud awn himz roof! It was…
10. Santa Claws, stranded due to a reindeer blowout. Freddy called out…
11. ” Hey Santy, gedda horse!” which made no sense, sondering Freddy wuz riding a carpet. Continuing, the aliens took Freddy to …
Las Vegas ware tehy injoyeded awl teh brite lites adn then…
11. Oh noes! We gotta go helps Sandy Claws! But…
12. first, we gotta go applie for a Creative License. This one’s expired!! And we gotta has some munnies for it…
*wonders how to get munnies*
Oh I know! we can….
13. put awn a show! Yu noes, a mewsical! Wif costyooms adn fevver boas adn and…
and….” But then Freddy remembered he was allergic to feathers. PLUS, he knew there was an easier way to get teh munnies…. EBAY! Why he was shure he’d get tons for his sister’s….
14. … a human sacrifice! Or better yet, we can invite audience members up on stage and let them…
15. play improv gaems wif us adn…
16. … maybe we’ll all be discovered by a hollywood agent and become rich and famous and have lots of…
17… groopees adn a ontooraj! Let’s do it! It’ll be…
16. using only a potato and a piece of floss. The body twitched weakly, then…
19. then Igor realized the body had been telepottied up the thread by mistake! OH the humanity!! But there was nothing human about this body…. it
20. Looked weird and smelled like a flannik from bean telepottied … so there was nothing else to doo butt hose it off. But that casued the body to …
8. Teh creeshurs releesed a small rownd object cuvurd with stiky-owt bits and shinee buttons – Freddy cud not resist playing wif it an when he pattid teh buttons…
evryfing wented awl cattywampus! Freddy cawled out…
9. a hypnotic melange of colored lights and musical tones began to insinuate strange suggestions into Freddy’s poor, belagered brain.
(Duz belagered mean he had to muches beer?). Hyponotized, Freddy began to….
10. dansdansdans and shake hims thang until hims gaot dizzy adn….
11. … fell down went boom. While he was still on teh floor, Freddy looked under teh footon and was horrified to find…
12. …last week’s baloney sammich. But taht wuz nuffing compaired tu…
The body of himz human..
13. The MUNNIES that was under teher!! NOW we has enuf to go get that Creative Lisense!! And then….
14 which teh human had really let get out of shape. Without hesitation, Freddy enrolled his human in a elebenty-week course at the No Pain No Gain Institute, where graduates are always…
14. …wi can helpz Sandy Claws! Ware canz wi get anuvver raindear?…
15. or almost always, alive. But since Halloween was coming up, tehy made an xception. But first tehy had to reanimate teh body…..
16. which means calling in Igor, who iz an expert on reanimashuns. But whare’s Igor? When last seen, he was…
17. …in teh sleezy bar drinking wif zombees…
18. Igor was drinking a Zombie and teh zombies was drinking Igors. “I didnot know there was a drink named after me,” exclaimed Igor, “I guess that means I’ll have to…
19. reconsider allowing a bar in teh laboratory!! Wonder what I could charge per head?
20, f course, nuklear glo-in-teh-dark foam is extry…
but that’s a mere aside. the real chore in counting heads is beheading the counts…then Igor’s dreams of avarice were interrupted by….
21. … a commercial message from Zippy the Lizard. Igor was so annoyed by this that he picked up his case of heads and…
21. the doorbell. It was girl scouts! “OMCC… what an opportunity!” said Igor! I haven’t had girl scout cookies since..
21 a creepy voice out of the darkness that sed “where are mai…
22 floofy green nikkers?
22. bones!” Meanwhile, out in teh graveyard, Igor was making plans, dreadful plans. He and his headcase were about to…
6.seemd 2 glo in teh dark
7. when she lukked at teh return address, he saw it came from teh friendly neighborhood nuclear wasste distributor. Oh! He said, this must be ….
8. teh noo sooper power mealywerms fur Zippy teh Wunder Lizzard. Here, Zippy…
9. Zippy came ober and began to much teh sooper power nuklear mealywurms. At first, nuffing happened. Then Zippy’s eyes began to emit a strange light and….
10. he beginned tu speek!…
haff U triid Gyko….tehy haff egg sell ant ….
12. Freddy dove for teh remote to turn off teh sound on Zippy. “Stoopy commershuls,” he groused. Whut I really want is for Zippy to be able to …
13. …fly adn spit fier adn stuffs. What can ai du wif a tokking lizard?…
3. it hadded a strainj smell. Hii approachinged berry keerfully adn den hii opuninged it up wun bit at a time. Wen hii lukkinged inside, hii saw
4. packing peenutts! butt(!) wazzat unner teh peenutts?…
5. ooooh sumfink shinee!
6. Freddy crawleded into teh bawx tu fined teh shinee…
6. It was like the batlight, but instead of calling the Caped Crusader, it was a call to the Masked Marauder, otterwise known as LCB. She came wif a kwickness,skooped up the shiney fing, and then….
7. skurried aotsied wif her minions. Freddy yelled, “hey! get bak heer wif mai shinee!” and ran aot teh dore after her…
8. but it wuz no use. Deh LCB had disapearinged intu deh raynz. Freddy turned
9. … purple with rage, green with envy, and pink with embarrassment. Freddy was a veritiable rainbow of emotion. “WHut I need now,” Freddy mused “is a nice, big…
10. bribe for hur phonquais! I know HE can get it back for me!! Well… on second thought.. maybe I should check the box to make sure there wasn’t something else in there… ohhh!! Look! It’s…
…pot ‘o’ gold! Oar a findifying device….
11. I seez dat da shinee wuz just a decoy to getz da ebil LCB distractified!! HA HA!! It worked, the pot ‘o’ gold is mine AND I kin use da findifying fink to findify da fink dat stolez my shiny!!!
A liddul bitteh kitteh on hiz doorstep. Butt (!) wehn Freddy opened teh door, teh kitteh ran into teh bushes and when Freddy follered him he founded . . .
3. a path. He walkinged down deh path adn trippinged over a
4. narsty skwishy fing! Eeeww! He was ascareded tu luk but …
5. deh fing reechinged owt and grabbifyinged himz leg. It wudn’t letting go!!! Freddy shook hiz leg and it helding on titer!!! He grabbifyinged it and……
it maed teh most horridible noyse! Freddy held on and…
7. … teh skwishy thing bited Freddy right on the…
8. …nose! “Help! Iz being bited bai a skwishy fing!” Freddy skreemeded…
9. … unaware that his voice sounded funny because of teh nose pinching. So when peeps gathered around and laffed at him instead of halping, he glared at them and shouted…
10. Thtop lahting at meh!!! But that just made things worse…. and he was forced to
11. grab the skwishy thing by the…
12. … skwishy bits, which caused teh skwishy thing to leap from Freddy’s grasp and begin to …
13. do the macarena. Some small god off in Discoworld thought tis was a woodoo fertility rite, and responded by…
14. … dropping a sparkly disco ball onto the crowd, which resulted in many injuries, specifically many sprained…
14 spraying deh skwishy fing wif….
15. egos. And you know how painful THAT is!! But the crowd kept on dancing….. as a matter of fact, they were unable to stop!! What kind of disco ball WAS this?
15. John Travolta lookalikes in teh JT dansalike contest. Meanwhile, the Freddy and teh skwishy thing took advantage of the confooshun to have a private meeting. From their furtive manner and shifty eyes, it could be seen that they were discussing the resale of body parts to Igor for his nefarious plot. But would he buy? Freddy conkluded that…
15. aqua-net, causin teh skwishy fing tu hardin immediately, and hab no frizzies. The smell of the Aqua Net, however,…
16. …caused teh John Travolta luk-alieks tu dansdansdans eben harder!…
An awl dat dancin casued eben MORE spains and strains to the luk-alikes dancin bits, so they all had to …
18. Hed over to the NB for a soak in the hawt tub. As they walked over tew the NB…
they slipped in a pool of grease!!! They awl went down and culd nawt stand bak up … so they decided to stay there and ….
20. wayt fur teh fyremens 2 reskew dem
20……. adn habz a kitteh-nipzey parrtee ryte awn de flyoor! And then……..
21. wiggle n sqwirm aroun like a mexikan jumpin been
holee molee! eh nawt sekkund wif carppy ayrkard konnekshun, IE7, adn adz?
yieks!
but teh prezent iz unviziblre!!!
omg that is soo my Nibbs! No box leaves the living room until the “princess” deems that it may leave….
whr did googie go noa?
*lukks arownd at apartmint full uv cardbord bokses taht teh kittehs considur “still in use”*
Sownds bowt ryte, yep!
*sighs an goes back tu attempts tu use her limited graffikal skills tu add a kitteh tu teh logo fur Feline Harmony*
Feline Harmony? oh oh kitty get away from the keyboard!!!
Clikkee mai name an yu’ll see teh linkee.
Hm. Ennywun haz a gud, cleer pic in profyle uv kitteh using scratchy-post tehy wud nawt mind me playing wif an using?
ohai pk!! I just uploaded a couple of pix of my babbeh kittehs from last year if you wants to see if those will werk?
ohai Leeza I may be coming to Durham-Raleigh area sometime this winter, I has a friend who works at Duke, is you nearby?
I’m down in Charlotte! it’s about 3 hrs away… how long is you coming for? and do you know when??
I will be coming for 3 or 4 days, I doesn’t knoz when. January or March.
kewl! let me know when… mabbeh I can drive up for lunsch or somethin!
ooh, ackshully, looks like it would only be 2 hrs, maybe less, from where I lives to Durham!
shure, mah fren also lubs kittehs, hur has two geriatric BCs!
PryOaritee Mayl
Bawkz amz t3h Bessest! Nebbur
faylz 2 fitz Kitteh!!!
Ammazawm Bawksez
amz in nawt furst playss. Summtymez
day jusst too shallo!
Nom Nom Bawkz amz 4
spesshull okayzunz. Itz amz
wawrm andz smellz NOMMEE!!!
Jack.
Box time = fun time!
Thump thump thump. Time for some serious butt-wigglin.
Ai iz lawst, butt (!) berry amoozed! Gud stories! **cuddlols up wif tokking lizzurd anna raindear anna larj zombie to see wut happins neggst**
“aaaa” “aaaa” “oh echo!” “oh echo!”
okk wierd dude
Great caption =D Had a good laugh!!
Thank you, Rilol
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