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ai wont a kitten in mi corner
Congrats, PB!
Thx Anni !!
* Teh regularz r heer tu wotch teh mattch *
Affer dis tiem 2morro, Ai wull be awai fur fibe daiz. Ai wull miss ebbriwun!
Ar yu goen tu wair Lincoln grene? (Ai fink ai red tahtz wair..)
Noe, Ai wull be warin bloo an pink!
Hab sum Butternut Snaps (frum yesstadai) nd a hawt drink !!
I bort yu a speshul cawfee cup !!
oooh!
*yoinks cawffee cup and stuffs in pockit*
I see noe cup heer – nope, noe cup!!!
Ohai ebrywun!
*powns awn Nenne, bowf fawling tu teh grownd*
*KRAKK*
Ai hopps dat wuz nawt enny bones dat borkt!
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Mebbe a mug dat wuz nawt deir…?
ohai B!!!
noe – there wus nuffin dear… nope – nuffing to bork, no no!
*gets big toob ob super gloo frum the booteek*
Aill just bee sitting inda koarner ober heer doing my 3D puzzlol, ai gottid it frum… the ty-boot eek – yesh, ai did!!
Combatcatulashuns on so low taupe spot!!!
Aiv maed up a batch of sinnanomnom and sugar coatid donuts , sum baeked aplols and the normul sordidment of tee, cawfee, kowkow, joosis and frosh froot smoovies…
enjoy!
Beg pardin, Nennepus, but Aifink it wuz a tye!
it was!!! and ai dubblol checked an diddunt see it!!
*rings ontopmetrist to get eyes checked*
*unfurls hyoog banner over cheezland:*
Combatcatulashuns tu PB AND Annipuss for the marbelous ty!!!
nao – what will you be getting at the tybooteek? the cween said they have lots ob fun hallololololoween kittehs and spooks an punkins…
Ai fink Ai need a kitteh handlold umberella! Ai juss chekked teh wevver 4cast fur Lincoln awn Sumdai we Ai wull be owtsied awl dai. It sed “hebby rayne” Do nawt want!
Dat shud be “wen Ai wull be…”
Ai wud lyk a poaster ob twu bocksin kitteez wiv raized mittz, plz !!
ooh – you’ll be kneading a Drizabone, wellies with kittehs on – and a hyooje soufwest-hat!!!
Ai haz a gud wadderprufe jakkit wiv a hood – an it’s nawt goin 2 be berry cawld.
Ohai Anni !! I hab missplaised a prezzie ai had fur yu,
sew heer iz sumfin else !!
Aawww, thx!
Bin owt 2 get lass minit shoppin!
Wen u leevin anni?
Yu mayd it bak in tiem fur teh nex LOL.
Nex weke yu iz hoastin teh Gie Forkz Dark n Stawmy !
Aim luukin forewerd tu taht !!
Aisle tri teh baikd apfelz, thx Nenne ! Yum nom yum nom !!
BTW, aim missign a cawffee cup. Hab u scene itt ??
*luks up frum 3D puzzlol*
Huh?
cup?
*shakes hedd vig…weeg… wiffa fearse*
nope – no cup – nuffing to see heer – move along…
Ohai Nenne, yu finished taht puzzlol yet? Letz see it.
*yoinks kitteh 3D puzzlol*
o noez, yu glood teh handlol on teh insyde
No – it suppawsd tu bee like dat – is aussie design – dey liek ebreefing upside-daoun….
Tahts rite !!
Tho it duz maek dinna tiem a littlol bit messy !!
Butt butt, iffn iz upside-daoun wot abowt teh cawfee fallin owt awl ober teh floar
*pawnders a wile*
o ai getz it, teh peepz are upsyde daoun two!!!
* parses mmm a cawp ob cawfee … *
Caerfool mmm !!!
by jorj – aifink u’ve gottit!!!
Mai munnee iz awm teh sowfpaw
Teh gluvz wer off toniet !!
float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
I am the greatest, I’m Mewhammad Kitteh.
Anubber step in hymz career, oar tehre-a-boutz …
Tehy fort wivvin teh roolz. It waz a fur fight !!
Grone!
Ohai, ebbreebuddee! And Anni, are you going on vacation to Lincolnshire but not in green? Is taht allowed?
Yep, iz nawt kompl… compols… u doan’t haz 2 ware grene!
Haz a wunnermuss tiem!
I haz Kitty, but not lik diz…
it’z a fite to the finish … or at least until the sound of a can opener …
Hay!!! Teh kitteh awn teh lefft gots teh posibul fumms – jus liek mai gnuist kitteh!!! [cee dem inna lasst fyoo sekkinds]
Ai seed tehm, ai did! Yu haz gnu kitteh??? Awsim!!!
Does kitteh on the left have an extra claw on his front paws?
Rok’em Sok’em Kittehs FTW!!
I don’t find this video to be funny at all. Two cats fighting, one with a claw stuck in the other’s skin? This is entertainment? Shame on the person who ran for the camera instead of breaking up the altercation.
It sure looks painful, but I don’t think there was any need to break it up. If the owner had approached them, the cat would have yanked the claw free just the same way and run off. And cats are pretty tough. The one who was hit took it pretty well. Plus, that was a pretty tame fight, the stuck claw being just an accident. If two strange cats get into a territory fight, that looks completely different and they’ll scatter their torn out fur all over the place. These two were clearly on friendly terms, and a bit of fighting is totally normal for these animals. You can’t do anything about it and they don’t really hurt each other.
I can assure you, that vid was harmless.
Yeah, I mean I admit I was concerned at first but I watched till the end and it appears the claw was snagged in fur, not skin. If it had been snagged in skin hard enough to really hurt I think there would have been a lot more yowling and a more aggressive attempt by the other cat to break free.
Not letting your cats establish their own heirarchy will result in far more than this halfhearted spat. Cats have thicker skin than our own. Pick your battles and don’t be preachy.
It would have been more “humane” had the videographer kept their nails trimmed. Out of all of your complains, that’s the only one I have a beef with.
Oh man then you would have a coronary if you watched my little equine herd at home here establish their pecking order. Flying hooves, laid back ears and bared teeth. Most of it all for show. Those cats were fine. There was no Ooohhhwooooahing (battle cries) and fur up like when they are really MAD.
Aww, did ai miz teh caek inna brakeruum?
*snurt*
caek and pecking order..yes ai am ceein it!
The kitties were not hurt. I checked her arm & claw sheath was in the fur but didn’t break the skin. She has thick gray fur. No kittehs wur hurt in the makin of this video!
hey! @ about frame 38, is that a mouse at the bottom of the stairs??? Then this vid would get REAL interesting!
Lucy, I agree about the caught claw. The boxing… well, having cats of my own (a pair of siblings with that beautiful love-hate thing going) the boxing is actually a form of play. Once the claw got caught though, I’m sorry, it stopped being funny and you should have dropped the camera and gone to help.
Lucy, get a grip on your life or get a room on 4th floor. Cats will play and fight, why? Because there cats. They sort it out on there own. its called a pecking order. My 2 cats have there spats mostly when an outdoor cat comes to the window. until it really needs separating and im talking major snarling, hissing and the point where they can really really get hurt, I let them go. They sort it out on there own. Your bleeding heart comments ruin lolcats. scram.
Bleeding hearts ruin lolcats? WTF? Most of us love cats and so we come to this site, but when cats are not properly looked after it’s us who SHOULD get preachy. My cats play like this all the time, and the truth is that if one of them was really mad their body language would be different (no one was puffy or hissing or ran away). However, cats should never be allowed to have nails that long when they are playing … it can cause real medical problems (abscesses and infections to name a couple). Animals are not here for our entertainment, we are just blessed that they give us so much joy. I’ll preach my ass off to make sure they have a safe haven and responsible place to do that (keep them inside, healthy, trimmed up).
Fisticuffs!
Ouch! Poor kitty had his claw caught on the other kitty’s leg. Did everyone see the chunk of fur fly off when he moved his leg? Poor thing!
deez r brudder & seester. claw wuz ok, arm wuz ok. jus stuk en fur. no kittehs harmed in makin of VDO. kittehs reddy 4 anudder battel!
Their ears weren’t even folded back. They were playing.
Also, On topic:
Aim foar teh chin, Aim foar teh chin! Ooh! Uppercut!
Awesome video! The sounds make it. Without the sound effects, it would only rate 2 or 3 cheeseburgers.
meh likez u kittehs! me likez tu wotch teh mattch
AIIIIIDRIIIIIAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
If Lucy thinks this is bad, she’d die if she saw mine jumping on each other and biting each other. They play rough — very rough — but they have never drawn blood.
no kidding, Snowflake and Butterscotch get to playing rough with each other and beat the Basement out of each other twice a day.
Meanwhile, when Spooky and Tonya have at it, i break it up ASAP with the spray bottle and the nerf-gun, because those two still haven’t quite learned to deal with each other in a civil manner except when they’re both really REALLY tired
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OH NOES!!! Kitteh Kombat…OH TEH HUGE MANATEE!!!1!!
Ebbery yeer billyuns of kittehs am horablee disfigyured by sibling boxing matches, iz nawt funneh or kyoot, iz a horriblol trajedee…I shud knoe, az i am a vet-tech, a leglol professhunal, flying skwilol and an ayrowbix instruxtor
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(/care troll)
deh sound effeks r awesum