Comments on: Too big to scoop.

By: slimshades26

slimshades26 — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:04:37 +0000

is that Clear Lake/Seabrook/Kemah??!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:24:58 +0000

Wii hadded snowz onna grownd wen wii gotted up dis moarning. deh cold airz blowing under deh howse keeping deh floor cold. Adn I had to disconnecting deh water hose adn drain it to keep it frum freezing tunite. but wevver man sez it will warm bak up in a day or tu. And owr furnace b werking fine.

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:15:43 +0000

Phew! Dat sownds liek fun! Ai bin doing sum broyderee – bery fun adn relaxing.

Hoep ur all snug n cozee in ur littlol home on weels in NM.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:11:24 +0000

yes, beeding wif deh teeny tiny liddlol beedz making braceletz adn eeringz fur Lolmas prezzeeez.

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:08:45 +0000

Ohai mai cween. Just catching a bit of Teh Daily Show before beddie byes.

Yoo do meen “beeding” adn nawt “bleeding”, rite? RITE?

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:07:02 +0000

Oh hai, Dimund kitteh!! I wuz beeding. Adn wen I peekinged in, I thot ebbree wun wuz goneded. Wut u up tu?

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:03:15 +0000

Next maybee pregnint otter?!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:57:31 +0000

Gud fing i awlwayz carryz a towel….Fankyew Duglas Adamz.

*ponderz deh morphing abilitiez uv Mary 0.
*Furst hur b a sweetpea, den a loon, and now a duk.

Ifinso hur b deh viktim uv a transporter akkseadent.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:55:02 +0000

*opens wun eye and sighs contentedly*

then: zzzzzzzzzzz

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:51:52 +0000

Nite-nite, Dawn Key.

*plumpfs up bed of straw for Dawn Key to sleep on, closes barn door so iz dark n cozy in teh barn*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:44:51 +0000

Nitey-nite, everybuddy.

*schmoos to all in cheezland*

By: pj perry

pj perry — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:08:25 +0000

Butt(!!) I lyke to gibs out da candies an see da costumes..

By: OnleeKitteh

OnleeKitteh — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:07:12 +0000

ooo – datz a gud idea too. Nawt ebery “helpful hint” works ebery time wif ebery kitteh. Sumtiems u just haz to try different fings. Ai fink dat it be best to try to get gnu kitteh onna Fridegg so you can stays hoem wif both and moderate behaviors. Course – it nawt always possible to do dat.

By: pj perry

pj perry — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:05:58 +0000

Ohai, kitkay, sry I probly mist you. *Puts heating pad on kitkay’s owies, wiffa warm blankee on top* Nitey nite!

By: keshet

keshet — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:05:28 +0000

Keyp teh lyts off an pretends yu iz nawt hoam.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:57:15 +0000

g’nite frenz, in fowl ore fare wevver! {{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}}}

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:53:41 +0000

*ducks*
*cweenie gets BOFE wattur bloons in da kisser*

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:47:20 +0000

well, eye gotta goes now and gits sum bee-yoo-tee sweep. NE wayz, nobuddy Bee tawlking 2 mii. eye hass muchly payne 2nite frum taht stoopy lupus Yoo skreem, eye skreem, wii awl skreem 4 Aspercreme!

Nighty, nite, knight!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:46:25 +0000

That sounds smart!

Another suggestion I’ve seen is to get them in the same room, but with one under an upside-down laundry basket (one with big enough holes that kitties can see/smell eachother, but small enough to prevent fighting). After a little while, separate the kitties so the previously loose one is under the basket & the previously basket one is loose.

By: OnleeKitteh

OnleeKitteh — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:46:03 +0000

Dats da bestest gnus – sekund “free” kitteh
I haz added anuver kitteh to an household wif 3 uver kittehs seberal years older and it worked just fine. New kitteh and uver kittehs took a few days to get “pecking order” worked out, but eberyfing wuz fine.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:43:18 +0000

sun skreem adn eyes cream, to–4 teh beeyoty

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:42:36 +0000

*voyse over whispurrs*

Wot pjp duzzint noes is taht kk has seekritly markd teh dor of WRr’s haws wib speyshul “Kimkiwi Onlee, ennywun els go ways” sentid markur pen.

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:40:44 +0000

*tips boblol hedded Peetsa delibery hat to WRr*

Fankies. Enjoi yore peetsa nd nots to forgit Domnominos wehn yew wants a nutther peetsa.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:37:22 +0000

ice creem 4 mii, 2?
*howlds out bowl*

By: Mitts

Mitts — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:34:36 +0000

Oh gudness…I just talked wif my landylord an she says der be no xtra “pet fee” fur adding a sekkund kitteh!!! Der wud b costs uf corse to get him fixed n updated on shots an kitteh noms ‘n stuff, butt (!) fankfully no beeg (or even small) pet fee!

By: supertuscan

supertuscan — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:30:51 +0000

ice cream for cat
ice cream for crow
ice cream for monster bird
we shall all be friends
off to face a cruel and vicious world
cat teh cat teh bonzai habatt

By: OnleeKitteh

OnleeKitteh — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:27:53 +0000

Dis be 4 rhsb.
Fur da new kitteh and Dini to be getting used to each uver – take a couple uf towels, let each wun sleep onna it tunite. Den tomorrow switch towels. Dat way each kitteh be getting more used tu da uver wun wif smells. Might make it eazier to get together 4 real. Might has to be keeping 2 litterboxes alla time just in case. When dey be eating, feed in two separate locations at furst, den mobing bowls closer together. Pretty sun u haz two happi kittehs?

By: pj perry

pj perry — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:17:11 +0000

Wow fanx. *Remembers dis howse an address fer future deliberties* Grummble frumble. &*%$# 5% tip *&&%$#@!!

By: LP

LP — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:15:59 +0000

best LOL EVER!

By: pj perry

pj perry — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:12:26 +0000

*walks into a wall*

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:10:21 +0000

hmmm, fisch ore faul? Fauwl, miifinks. NE way my goose is teh cooked, now.
kthxbai

By: pj perry

pj perry — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:09:56 +0000

*pops in doorway wiffa hand extended* Wat’s 22% ob elebenty $ ?

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:08:08 +0000

* Gibs teh hand elebentee three dollurs *

Fanks U keeps teh chanj

By: pj perry

pj perry — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:07:04 +0000

Doh!! I wuz owt shoppin all day an fergot to buy da Holloween guddeez!

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:05:10 +0000

Fankies for yore ordur. Sumwun from Domnominos wil at yore haws vairy quicknessly.

*Kimkiwi puts on boblol hedded Peetsa deliberee hat, gits teh peetsas, gits into teh kar. Setz GPS-kitteh to WRr’s haws. Dribes wib a caerfil so teh peetsa noes get muushed.*

*knocks on teh door of WRr’s haws*

Heer is sum peetsa frum Domnominos. Taht be elebenty dollurs, fankies.

*holds owt hand*
*duzzint noes whos hand it be*

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:01:42 +0000

Ai can haz teh shwimp adn hallopenya peppur peetsa awn fin crust?

And teh canadiyum bakkun pineyapplol deep dish peetsa?

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:56:36 +0000

Fankies WRr.

Domnominos Peetsa at yore survis. Wud yew liek a Peetsa, becos ai needs to praktis?

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:53:34 +0000

* Handz kimkiwi teh bobblol hed Peetsa deliberee hat, Teh peetsa warmur adn teh kees tu teh aowld kar *

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:50:31 +0000

Unstoppablol force meets teh Immovablol objekt

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:44:58 +0000

I did this, I had one kitteh, Yogi, I wuz deh busee, and Yogi wuz berry lonely so I gotted Injeh aftah a yearz, it took demz one week to get used to each others.. now demz is the bestest of frenz, demz plays an fites an gets along well.., for the most part anywaiz

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:32:48 +0000

Haz teh Piggeh gettid yore peetsa yet, LCB? Iffin noes, ai be moar tahn happee to get eet fore yews. Kimkiwi, Wannabe Phlonquais to LCB

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:23:25 +0000

I nawt mayk teh Lolofant stoo. WRr wuz doin dat.

I maded teh keesh. Wuz nommilishus.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:20:23 +0000

Most kittehz likez tu haz a fren tu playing wif. But sum likez tu b deh only kitteh. Deh onlyest way tu finding owt iz tu gibbing it a try. Sinse Mittz haz had no problemz wif deh foster kittehz, it will prolly b otay, speshlee sinse dis b a liddlol kitten. Gud luk!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:15:33 +0000

*handz ns a chokklit martoonee*
Cheez!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:14:53 +0000

Good Lord, Woman. How big is your oven?

Ai hoap dat kweschun wuzzint too purrrrsunul

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:09:57 +0000

Oh, hebbens yes. I putted mah hoofy down and sed no moar shenannyguns wif teh slug/mule hybrid. So I gotted a blessed day off (YAY!) an I am back to local deliveries tommorry!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:08:32 +0000

*sigh*

Nesting fail. Dis shud be reply to Mitts’kweschun just abuv. ↑

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:07:41 +0000

Ai haz brotted gnu kittens into teh howse wif older kittehs moar den wunce & haz nawt bin a problem. It mite be ruff fur a kupplol uv dayz, but den teh older wun will get yoosta teh gnu wun.

Ai iz shur ur gurlkitteh will teechify teh gnu boikat whooz boss wiffakwikness & den awl will be gud.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:06:51 +0000

Aifinkso P-K be teh bestest wun tu askify dis ub. U mai want tu bring teh mini Mitts adn Mitts tugeddur tu cee haow they reac tu eech otter…

It shud nawt be teh big problum tu bring teh noo kitteh intu teh haws. If teh noo kitteh adn teh owld kitteh can reech teh agreemints…it halps when teh noo kitteh iz still awlmoast teh kittun.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:03:34 +0000

I finkso Sarah will wanna spen moar tiem inna baffroom. Last tiem I czeched awn hur, hur still nawt had a happee.