Comments on: Yes, we ate your pet

By: Madi

Madi — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:00:07 +0000

I LOVE IT!!

By: Micaela

Micaela — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:07:31 +0000

hahaha i like this one

By: Morris

Morris — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:24:44 +0000

Kitty Katty

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:16:51 +0000

Ai has lerned dis by bitter, bitter experience! Wif emayo, too.

Nitey-nite, NW! Schmoo!

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:09:21 +0000

Dat’s a neksilint aideer – dat wae ai nebbur loosis awl mai ‘defliss proes’ (oar ennee ob teh fings ai yooshlee rite). Ai godda merembur tu du dat. Fankew, 4.5K!!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:41:10 +0000

{{{{nicewitch}}}}}

Sumtimes ai copy adn paste mai ritings into a Word doc, cuz yoo nebber noes!

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:37:59 +0000

Ai rote owt teh beri impressib cowntur-stoaree, tuk mii bunchis ob minnits an wuz troo an ebreefing, an den dis stoopee fing toald mii dat ‘teh ritings tu dis fred wuz sispendid rite nao’ oar sumfing liek dat! An den it losstid awl mai ritings — stoopee fing!!
*hassa grumpee*
*nawt tu wurree – ai awlwaes gets obur it*

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:25:11 +0000

an next time, plz to buy a better-tasting mowse.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:24:43 +0000

um, ok.

fank yoo, kitteh.

i finks…

yuk.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:23:15 +0000

yes iz kumo (formerly knowd as happycat) we still haz him, him iz not bad boi hoo runz away frum home. we iz keeping him in more, speshully at night, him not lieks taht very much but iz lurning to lib wif it.

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:22:28 +0000

…all da cheezpeeps and dere famblees

By: willy boy

willy boy — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:00:32 +0000

mausie deed nawt taist gud et awl…………..

wil gib hems bak…………

*blaaaaaaurech…gak….*

dere

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:58:38 +0000

…I would like to offer our condolences…

By: willy boy

willy boy — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:33:06 +0000

xtree cheez
Yams
Zookini bred

durn… nao aiz hongree agin!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:18:43 +0000

Itz Kumo, aifinkso.

*hoaps she gotted dat rite*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:02:20 +0000

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:41:36 +0000

wut??? wut happened to Shiro? Duz u still has teh otter kitteh? I has a stoopy and can’t remember teh name… *faispalm*

By: willy boy

willy boy — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:36:54 +0000

an drawpin da moas lubberly smellin flours awn….

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:36:08 +0000

Ooooh… ai waz nawt heer a whyle, ai hadda hoping Shiro camed hoam tu yu, an waz skared tu asking an making yu sad if nawt… Shiro, come hoam, silleh boi!!!!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:34:10 +0000

Yay! Fankies, ai nebber seem tu lern… *sits daon wif NS an starts coluring halolololoween kittehs orinj*

By: gammacat

gammacat — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:22:48 +0000

sprinkloling ‘nip all over teh kittehs…

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:22:17 +0000

*Caerfullee untanglols PK frum hur yoyo*

*winds string neetlee arownd teh yoyo middlol*

It *mite* be saefer fur u to play wif sumfin else, PK. Come kulur wif meh!

*sits down at teh tablol wif two hallolween puzzlol kuluring buuks & a whole bunch uv crayns*

We kin shaer!

By: gammacat

gammacat — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:14:16 +0000

haaapppeee burfday tew hoo habbings a burfday today!
*taykes littlol coloring book and starts coloring pikshurs of kittehs*

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:10:53 +0000

Happehtayl birfday, birfday peeps!!!

*takes a yoyo an starts playing wif it*
*gets salf awl tyed up inna matter uv minnits*
Uh… halp?

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:08:08 +0000

creepiting intu howses an partmints an offises thru eben teh teeniest craks…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:06:22 +0000

yah, taht’s always a bummer, wen tehy stop mooving an are no fun any more.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:05:28 +0000

wun time my shiro kitteh (hoo iz still owt walking arownd teh wurld… ) eeted a meese but leeved teh hed on teh patio. tehn mr. orinj badcat came ober and eeted teh hed. crunch crucnh crunch.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:03:28 +0000

ifinkso teh stories on teh dark an stormy mite thred can get added onto for az long az anywun wants

By: burfday fairy

burfday fairy — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:01:56 +0000

heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Bookwyrm55 an evreewun else hoo habbings a burfday today!! i haz bringed yummy fudjy caeks, buttery yellow caeks wif crunchy topping an fresh berrees an wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif halolween yoyos taht glo in teh dark, liddle wind-up raysing mowsies, kandee, an liddle halolween coluring puzzle buks wif elebenty (more tahn in teh pixshur!) halolween-colurd crayns!! an a big swish ob the burfday wand for making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!

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By: willy boy

willy boy — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:59:37 +0000

hurs majiklol tindrels reechin craus intyre oh shins an conteenints…..

By: willy boy

willy boy — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:56:13 +0000

Unyuns
Veri kreemy sauz
Woastid taters
X…

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:52:20 +0000

an an an worstest ub awl — he beez no gudz ta pway wif no morez …. *shakes hed slowly*

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:51:30 +0000

Clebber kittehs!!!

Ai haz had multiplol kittehs ober thyme taht will hunt howse-mowses but will berry carefullee nawt hurt enny pet mowses, hamsturs, jerbuls, oar uvver small critters ai may haz at teh thyme. Mai old guy Nermal used tu let teh hamstur clime awl ober him an nebber moove… but CC halp enny wild burd, mowse, bat, oar uvver small aminlol him got hold uv!!! Tehy can make teh diskriminayshuns between preys, tehy can!!!

Well, sum uv tehm can.

By: Nissi

Nissi — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:46:58 +0000

Awl teh furs got stuck in mah teefs.

By: mezzomom

mezzomom — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:46:56 +0000

Rum bawls adn Rice Krispies adn Rigatonis
Stringy cheez
Toona burgerz adn melts adn catseroles
U…

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:45:30 +0000

Yea!! Mine goggie’s da grossest, yesh she izzzz….. uh, hmmm.. ohhh … ahhhhh …. well….
*scratches hed and walks awai*

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:39:18 +0000

*rollz shoulderz* yep, dats rite … uh huh …

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:37:25 +0000

An a luberly creechure wif beeuteemuz tendrils walked onna her tredmiilz typiting madly too her frends in a fantasy plase cawled cheezeland …

By: BamaCat

BamaCat — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:34:59 +0000

Nawt evn gonna try!!! LOL!

By: gammacat

gammacat — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:32:49 +0000

tahts a brillyant story puddy_tat! Mai orinj boi definately doesn’t know what tew dew wif a meese. not so shore about Shadow-girl

By: BamaCat

BamaCat — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:32:18 +0000

Nablol orinjs
Okra all fryed crips
Peas — blakeyed, purplol hulls, Engrish
Q — um … Quacker Otes
R

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:30:48 +0000

Well —- MINE goggie throwed upped a hole Mackerel fishee she had eeted onna mi boi Matt’s bed while weez wuz reedin beddy bye nite nite storeez!! An den, she eeted in awl upz agin! *crossed arms and nods vigourously mutterin “top dat I darez ya”*

By: BamaCat

BamaCat — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:26:37 +0000

Mine orinj kitteh eated teh hole thing n den unloaded it again — on my bed!!! Verrie Pleh!

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:22:20 +0000

Kiwi (so we duzn haf to hurt da kangaroo)
Lo mein
Meany Stoney Soop
N…

By: Duffy

Duffy — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:22:05 +0000

Jellee, mint
Kibbul sprinkuls
Lettis
Minsemeet
N…

By: puddy_tat

puddy_tat — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:20:24 +0000

actually, kittehs can have a very advanced sense of ethics about this.

i used to live with two kittehs, one was a very efficient mouser, and left me a present of choice squishy mouse bits on the floor most mornings (he also did the ‘teaching me to catch mice thing once).

the other kitteh was somewhat dopey, and managed to catch a mouse once, but i think he wanted to keep it as a pet (i found him trying to snuggle with it in front of the fire and looking hurt when it tried to run away.)

one occasion, i ended up with a mouse living in the kitchen – i assume dopey cat had brought it home, then put it down and forgot about it.

a few days later, i heard much meowing from the kitchen. killer kitteh had caught mouse, and was holding it carefully by the tail – he obviously wasn’t sure he was allowed to kill it (since it lived in the house) and wanted me to come and make a decision for him. he let me take the mouse off him and put it out…

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:20:15 +0000

Well, *sighs while looking out the window as I walk on the treadmill*
here in TTNI ’tis a dark and stormy afternoon …

By: BamaCat

BamaCat — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:19:59 +0000

Homminie
Icy Crim
Jooniper burries
Kanga — no, no, don’t wanna hurt no kangarooo

By: catena

catena — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:19:29 +0000

yiykz! aiz haffen badd dae…

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:18:13 +0000

Weez doo mor storiez heer oar ar dey awl dunned??