Yes, we ate your pet
Yes, we ate your pet mouse, and we feel just horrible about it. He didn’t even taste good.
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needed catsup…
Congrats, Nennepus!
Thanks!
Aiv been wurking overtyme – finnished just momints ago and stuck round to steel the taupe spot!
Aill be going hoem nao…
prolly be back later!
An Ai’m off 2 hab mai dinnur. BRB!
butt (snerk!) Aill leeve a neverending supply of span… spun… greek noms here on this tablol wif sum whyne an joose…
TTFN!
Sowwee!
Crunchy and plasticky and he had a really really long tail, too…
Mine kittehs awlwaes leeb da tayle!!
mien always EET teh tail!
ifinkso wee needss ta getz owr aminols togeffer!! Pebbols and BamBam kin eets up awl da mousies and ratz and yerz kin eets up awl da tayles!!
Ifinkdoh dat yer poor kittehs gonna bee da hongry and minez gonna bee da fatsoz
Mine orinj kitteh eated teh hole thing n den unloaded it again — on my bed!!! Verrie Pleh!
Well —- MINE goggie throwed upped a hole Mackerel fishee she had eeted onna mi boi Matt’s bed while weez wuz reedin beddy bye nite nite storeez!! An den, she eeted in awl upz agin! *crossed arms and nods vigourously mutterin “top dat I darez ya”*
Nawt evn gonna try!!! LOL!
*rollz shoulderz* yep, dats rite … uh huh …
Yea!! Mine goggie’s da grossest, yesh she izzzz….. uh, hmmm.. ohhh … ahhhhh …. well….
*scratches hed and walks awai*
Ai rote owt teh beri impressib cowntur-stoaree, tuk mii bunchis ob minnits an wuz troo an ebreefing, an den dis stoopee fing toald mii dat ‘teh ritings tu dis fred wuz sispendid rite nao’ oar sumfing liek dat! An den it losstid awl mai ritings — stoopee fing!!
*hassa grumpee*
*nawt tu wurree – ai awlwaes gets obur it*
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Sumtimes ai copy adn paste mai ritings into a Word doc, cuz yoo nebber noes!
Dat’s a neksilint aideer – dat wae ai nebbur loosis awl mai ‘defliss proes’ (oar ennee ob teh fings ai yooshlee rite). Ai godda merembur tu du dat. Fankew, 4.5K!!
Ai has lerned dis by bitter, bitter experience! Wif emayo, too.
Nitey-nite, NW! Schmoo!
wun time my shiro kitteh (hoo iz still owt walking arownd teh wurld…
) eeted a meese but leeved teh hed on teh patio. tehn mr. orinj badcat came ober and eeted teh hed. crunch crucnh crunch.
Ooooh… ai waz nawt heer a whyle, ai hadda hoping Shiro camed hoam tu yu, an waz skared tu asking an making yu sad if nawt…
Shiro, come hoam, silleh boi!!!!
wut??? wut happened to Shiro? Duz u still has teh otter kitteh? I has a stoopy and can’t remember teh name… *faispalm*
Itz Kumo, aifinkso.
*hoaps she gotted dat rite*
yes iz kumo (formerly knowd as happycat) we still haz him, him iz not bad boi hoo runz away frum home. we iz keeping him in more, speshully at night, him not lieks taht very much but iz lurning to lib wif it.
wuz tu fuzzee
Awl teh furs got stuck in mah teefs.
an an an worstest ub awl — he beez no gudz ta pway wif no morez …. *shakes hed slowly*
yah, taht’s always a bummer, wen tehy stop mooving an are no fun any more.
Needed garlic salt and lemon juice.
And a cheezburger.
No, wait: TWO cheezburgers!
And…
Anchovy paste
Brandied peachfuzz
Candied yaks
D…
Down-filldid pawsta
Eers marinated lawnger
Fuzzy peechiz wif brandy
Grogan, granozodo, um, cheeze dat startz wif g…
hed cheeze
icee kreem
jello – orinj!
k…
Fiynlee choppud skalluyns
Gushee fud tu flava
Hawt peppaz
Ies kreme fur dessurt
J…
yiykz! aiz haffen badd dae…
Jellee, mint
Kibbul sprinkuls
Lettis
Minsemeet
N…
Homminie
Icy Crim
Jooniper burries
Kanga — no, no, don’t wanna hurt no kangarooo
Kiwi (so we duzn haf to hurt da kangaroo)
Lo mein
Meany Stoney Soop
N…
Nablol orinjs
Okra all fryed crips
Peas — blakeyed, purplol hulls, Engrish
Q — um … Quacker Otes
R
Rum bawls adn Rice Krispies adn Rigatonis
Stringy cheez
Toona burgerz adn melts adn catseroles
U…
Unyuns
Veri kreemy sauz
Woastid taters
X…
xtree cheez
Yams
Zookini bred
durn… nao aiz hongree agin!
kittehs prefer to do what the hooman wants and feel sad when it doesn’t work out that way — but hoomans shouldn’t leave good prey out loose to be predated on.
actually, kittehs can have a very advanced sense of ethics about this.
i used to live with two kittehs, one was a very efficient mouser, and left me a present of choice squishy mouse bits on the floor most mornings (he also did the ‘teaching me to catch mice thing once).
the other kitteh was somewhat dopey, and managed to catch a mouse once, but i think he wanted to keep it as a pet (i found him trying to snuggle with it in front of the fire and looking hurt when it tried to run away.)
one occasion, i ended up with a mouse living in the kitchen – i assume dopey cat had brought it home, then put it down and forgot about it.
a few days later, i heard much meowing from the kitchen. killer kitteh had caught mouse, and was holding it carefully by the tail – he obviously wasn’t sure he was allowed to kill it (since it lived in the house) and wanted me to come and make a decision for him. he let me take the mouse off him and put it out…
Clebber kittehs!!!
Ai haz had multiplol kittehs ober thyme taht will hunt howse-mowses but will berry carefullee nawt hurt enny pet mowses, hamsturs, jerbuls, oar uvver small critters ai may haz at teh thyme. Mai old guy Nermal used tu let teh hamstur clime awl ober him an nebber moove… but CC halp enny wild burd, mowse, bat, oar uvver small aminlol him got hold uv!!! Tehy can make teh diskriminayshuns between preys, tehy can!!!
Well, sum uv tehm can.
it had a flavah, and it was teh pleh.
Weez doo mor storiez heer oar ar dey awl dunned??
Well, *sighs while looking out the window as I walk on the treadmill*
here in TTNI ’tis a dark and stormy afternoon …
An a luberly creechure wif beeuteemuz tendrils walked onna her tredmiilz typiting madly too her frends in a fantasy plase cawled cheezeland …
hurs majiklol tindrels reechin craus intyre oh shins an conteenints…..
creepiting intu howses an partmints an offises thru eben teh teeniest craks…
sprinkloling ‘nip all over teh kittehs…
an drawpin da moas lubberly smellin flours awn….
…all da cheezpeeps and dere famblees
ifinkso teh stories on teh dark an stormy mite thred can get added onto for az long az anywun wants
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Bookwyrm55 an evreewun else hoo habbings a burfday today!! i haz bringed yummy fudjy caeks, buttery yellow caeks wif crunchy topping an fresh berrees an wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif halolween yoyos taht glo in teh dark, liddle wind-up raysing mowsies, kandee, an liddle halolween coluring puzzle buks wif elebenty (more tahn in teh pixshur!) halolween-colurd crayns!!
an a big swish ob the burfday wand for making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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Happehtayl birfday, birfday peeps!!!
*takes a yoyo an starts playing wif it*
*gets salf awl tyed up inna matter uv minnits*
Uh… halp?
*Caerfullee untanglols PK frum hur yoyo*
*winds string neetlee arownd teh yoyo middlol*
It *mite* be saefer fur u to play wif sumfin else, PK.
Come kulur wif meh!
*sits down at teh tablol wif two hallolween puzzlol kuluring buuks & a whole bunch uv crayns*
We kin shaer!
Yay! Fankies, ai nebber seem tu lern… *sits daon wif NS an starts coluring halolololoween kittehs orinj*
haaapppeee burfday tew hoo habbings a burfday today!
*taykes littlol coloring book and starts coloring pikshurs of kittehs*
…I would like to offer our condolences…
an next time, plz to buy a better-tasting mowse.
mausie deed nawt taist gud et awl…………..
wil gib hems bak…………
*blaaaaaaurech…gak….*
dere
um, ok.
fank yoo, kitteh.
i finks…
yuk.
Kitty Katty
hahaha i like this one
I LOVE IT!!