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Kittehlog!
in 3-D, no less.
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Wow a 6 way tye and with the site actin up.
Ate wai tye eben!! Congrats anni furr leedin us awl!!
Thx mmm!
I iz stealing ur coupons. Kthnx bai.
Eeeep!
noe speshul glazez needid!
kitteh speshul!!!
Free kitteh wiv ebbery order
ah been in yur magazines…….clippin (shreddin…..really) yer cupons.
*snerk*
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well, it is a scratch-n-sniff katalog, isn’t it?
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they scratch, and you sniff for five minnits.
Bai sumfin oar feel teh pointee endz!!
Dey iz gettin beddur wif dis stuff!
popup ads… dew NAWT want, butt (!) diz wun iz teh cyuut!
I lubs pop-up buuks!
skiimawl haz gawttin mush beddur naow, beddur seelekshun!
ah yesh, Lucy inna sky…….with band-aids (or elaster-plasts, dependen on where ye are)
I can has band-aydz?
I tryed to givs noo kitteh a baf, an hur wuz awl lyk DO NAWT WANT!
Oooo… bang-aids be enuff, oar yu need blud transf… train… moar uv it, an a plastic surjun?
I suppose washing yer………….kitteh can be amusing, sort of, I mean, it will keep you in stitches…….yes?
Dan, ifn I nawt do it? Who will?
*fixes a stern donkey eye on shd*…..
Ohai, donkee!
Him ethur hidin oar werkin, aifinkso.
Donkeys gots eyes in their sterns?
O gud, DERE yu is! Ai has bin heer fur a gud… * czechs watch * …30 sekkunds adn yu has NAWT sed “Ohai” oar aneefing… pfft.
O, ai seas yu has yur Trollowe’en Costoom awn reddy fur teh partee awn Caturdai…
huh? whut? rly?
Is NAWT costoom, yu sai?
Werk clothes, yu sai?
Gonna hedbat meh, yu sai?
innerressing… KWIK!!! lookit ober dere!!! *poynts ober dere*
* scampersawaiwibakwikness *
*comes back in from teh boudoir, freshly freshened-up*
I’m back. Did I miss anything?
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
wii has bin gud… hazzunt wii, ebberywon? * nod nod *
Oh, that’s gud, then.
I donot know why I think of this at this moment, but I was shopping for new bedsheets teh other day, and teh ones I liked came in a variety of colors, including a shade of brown called “otter.” I buyed teh bloo.
deed dey has littlol picshores ob otters awn tu?
* sigh * ai weesh ai had a gnu yooniform maed owt ob fabreec wib littlol otters awn eet…
Well, I gived teh fabric swatches to Fronk. He just needs to measure u. I tried tracing u last time u falled asleep in ur cubicle, but u twitched so much in ur sleeps that it ended up looking like a drawring of teh flying pasketti monster.
WWFSMD?
Iz dis saim stoar az ware yu byz hunnert dolur towlz?
Yes, it’s called teh Internets. Has u shopped there too?
Ai herd dey eben has teh innerwebs awn pyooters nao… whut a whirrled wii libb in!
O, piggeh. Is u still trying to use teh innerwebs on ur toaster?
I’ll bet u is troubled by pop-ups.
tarts mostly.
Oh, noes. Are u looking at that toaster p0rn again?
donut wii awl liek a bit ob crumpet ebbery noa adn agen?
I usually ends up wif crumbs.
mebbeh crumbs is awl yu knead…?
Is u trying to get a rise out of me? Looks like that fell flat.
yeast cos ai is moar phunneh tahn yu, dere is no knead tu getting croiss…ant
WHut makes u so sure u is teh funnier, hmmm? Has our relative funninesses been studied and measured and overanalyzed by redneck scientists?
Dawn keyz can haz ize in bak ub da b hinedz? {{{{{{ Kafleen!}}}}} nawt seed yu in sum wilez….
Yis. ai haz byd sum bloo towlz nd bloo, labendur nd akwa shetez, mixymatchy kined. dint paid hunnert dolurz fur just wun. must be a cheepur stoar. aim friftee wif mai munneez.
U has to save ur moneys for all those trips to teh
firemans watchinggroshury store. *nods*Dem firemenz wuz at liberry dis tiem. finkso dey wur workingz hleping sumwun hoo wuz nawt brevingz. Dey libz clos nd getz der fastlee nd taikz pursun tu harshpitul.
Could that mabye be because teh Donkey was behind u and u does NOT has eyes in back of ur behind?
ohai grmawgs!! *donkeyhug*
Yase, such Dawn Keyz as I has ize ebbreewares. Wee seas all kines ub fings……………………………..
*innocent look* hmmm? wha? whafor the stern eye?
Mebbe so.
I iz feline week…..
(Oh, an mebbe sum mouf-to-mouf resusitayshunz, too, preferablee frum wun of teh Cheezmenz… )
Oh Maus are yoo HEER?!
Sumbunnee needz teh maus to mouf sussitating!!
humph Ai nawt teh maus, will u akkseptz rat tu mouf oar shuld ai call teh 9 elebentee?
Rat to mouf?
Hmmm…..
Wut did yoo has foar lunsch?
AI wanna luv u, but AI bedder nawt touch (don’t touch)
AI wanna hold u, but mai census tell meh tu stawp
AI wanna kiss u, but AI wantz it tu mush (tu mush)
AI wanna tayst u, but yer lips R venomous poyzin…
♫ ♪
**SWOON**
Ka-THUNK!
Ai wantz surjin tu be rele mete stuf, nawt plastik.
Akshulee, I has had stuff dun by a plastik surjun, butt it wuz nuffin to enhanse my luuks. Az a mattur of fack, it maded fings wurser (ifn dat’s pawsiblol).
whi duz dini neads baff?
Nawt Dini.
Noo kitteh!
Hur naym be Sarah Cotton.
U can sho us teh pikkchurs ub SC?
Teh onlee wuns I has is awn my fone, an I nawt kno how to get dem to teh pyootur.
U can send teh emayl frum teh fone Tu yer puterz emayl addy?
I nawt shur.
**pullz fone outta pokkit an startz pushin buttons**
Gimme a minnit…
Nope. Can send pikshur to anuthur fone butt nawt to innernets.
Wayle, I has sum pizzed-awf pussy-catz in my howse rite now.
U gotted teh noo kitteh? Dem haz tu haz teh gettintunoezu partee/fite?
What yu eggspect, gibbin kittehs a baff when yu nawt be a nayrobiks instruktor oar legul purrfeshunal???
**hangz hed in shaym**
I shudda knowed bettur.
**goez to sit in kornur**
U haz tu mad kittehs inna haws adn U gunna go sit inna kornur?! U haz teh def wish?
Dey be separatid rite now. Sarah Cotton iz in teh haff baff, havin sum kwiet tiem.
yeh quiet time……….plottin’ her revenge.
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and a fine revenge it will most likely be.
Item K3276 – $elebenty. Free shipping.
Wun size fitz awl!
OOoooooooo Ai lubs dis katalolog
*dials da katalolog’s toll-free tellyphone number*
Opera-hater, pleze send mee item number elbenty-elebenty. Ai wantz 2 each of ebery color adn every size. Yesh yesh, plz charge it.
adn gift-wrapping too
(fur kitteh toys)
*taeks lc’s kredditcawrd an oardurs moar uv teh saym, butt (!) sind tew diffrint addriss. runsawaiwifakwikniss*
dats ok, wasn’t mai credit card.
Ai jus ..uh..found it…yeah, dats it.
Ai found it in LCB’s mansion!1!!
she’ll just blame on Mick, afinkso…
Wun uv ebreefing, plzkthx!!!!
Ornjj Kitteh wundurz
wye Prittee Wun’z nawt payeengz
attenshun 2 hurz?
Prittee Wun shoodz knoez
bettah. Ornjj Kitteh deesydez
awn Inturrvenshunn!
Ornjj Kitteh maykz hurz
Prittee Wun confruntz prawblumm
heddz awn wiff sum Gillt!!!
Jack.
Ai can haz pinyuns, plzkthx, if ennywun haz an innerested? Ai need yur thots awn bizniss card fur Feline Harmony.
Card sample
If yu nawt innerested, plz tu be purrtending yu nebber seed this messij.
Oooh – u iz startin a bizness?! Dats bery cool, PK!
Me likey.
Ai still lukking fur a “reel job” but ai gunna trai tu duz kitteh behavyur consultifying awn teh syde. Ai hazza hoping there be a markit fur it. Ai nawt Certified Animal Behaviorist, but then, neever be teh peeps whu running teh elebenty-hunnerd goggie bediense skools an training playses owt there.
Mebbe it will wurking owt, an ai can du just that? Whu gnoes? *shrug*
i like your kar’d!
*whispers*
but i think it’s sp’osed to be spelt “edumacation*
issa berry niec card… but mebbeh a bit(e) oberloaded? mebbeh u cuds maek da logo smawler adn gits da ‘ebery cat deserbs 2 bees unnerstooded’ messig neggst 2 da logo adn puts da corm tact informashun inna roe oar 2?
Oberloaded be what ai hadda wurried about. *nodnod* *pondurs*
ai wud sujest an lez fourmul lukkin faunt …..
sumfine moar fimenine lyke….an italiks four da Feline Harmony wurds
tri dees faunts …Papyrus oar Stylus BT
mai formur grafik artiste personnah….let mee show yu
Hm… change teh font fur the logo-ledders oar teh uvver text oar fur ebreefing?
Ai hazza Linux, nawt Windoze, nawt haz papyrus oar stylus (issint papyrus a lil oberused?), but haz sum uvver softee-lukking wuns wifoiwt rebisiting teh “get Win fonts intu Linux” fing agen … Aurelis script, mebbe…
*tosses card owt teh winnow, takes awl teh awsum pinyuns an observayshuns an thots an fings, an trais bizniss card tu-poynt-oh*
chaing da fawnt ob da hole fing
dunno linus fawnts….butt tri tu fined sumfin dat inbokes da pliableniss an sawfniss ob kittehs……nawt foremul/rijid dat reminifies wun ob goggie traynin
an wut miniminsmum sed tu…speshully bout da bawtum textees bean smal an da saim siezez tu balanze fings
haz phun!!!!
{{{{{{PK}}}}}}}} wish yu suk ses wif dat.
Oooh PK, you can has a bizness card!
Ai reely liek “Every cat deserves to be understood”. Maybe yoo cud put it on teh bak of teh card, to free up room on teh front?
Mebbe cud do, *nodnod*
Furr wot iz wurth, here’z pinyun from grafic dizyner sun: nawt bad at awl, butt (!) needs betta (cleerer) pikchur, adn moar symitry wiv teh wurds, i.e. same hite at teh bottom adn mebbee sum bakgrownd
Hm… iz gunna get printed heer awn marbly-green cards… taht cownt az background?
Yesh dis iz gud!
oahi, p-k. Fankee for kind hugs last night — i wuz drive-by comminting, and did nawt see until today. My favver is gedding bedderer, is releef.
{{{{{p-k}}}}. I agrees wif miniminsmum and willyboy on yr card desing. Am eager to see final card and website, and want to send yr card to a friend of mine wif serious kitteh behavir problem.
Gud lukks!
* scamper scamper scamper *
Ohai ebberywon!!! Iffn ai kin has yur tenshuns plzthx???
* puts awn scareh mask *
Tihs Caturdai, teh 31rd Oktobrr… awn teh… umm… 8am Cheezthyme LOL??? Does wii has won den? * shrug *
Aneewai, at sum poynt around den (whutebber thyme taht happens tu being ware yu is) wii kin has a littlol Hallolwe’en partee!
O, yesh yesh yesh!!! Wii kin has “Trollolwe’en”!!!
Dere wheel bii a LIBE akshun Troll-Hed Krowkay gayme hosted bai nun otter dan ower berry own Burfdai Fairy!!!
Oh, adn fur teh adbencherus wii wheel awlso bii opening up teh Cheezland Safareh gaytes fur a speshul gyded tour ob…
* cue dramatik musiks *
…Tee-Arr-Ohh-Ell-Ell Canyun!!!
Yesh yesh! Bakk frum hunting down teh mowst smelleh adn grumpeh Trolls, teh Troll Hunter wheel bii HEER tu taking us awl up in teh cayblol cars adn teeching us abowt Trolls!!!
So, plz tu bringing yur scary costooms (Troll mask opshunul), crowkay mallits adn chokklit!!!
Sea yu dere!!!
ohai dere GP – shure fing!…yu kan haz awl mai tensions
*hans tensions tu gp*
kthxbai
ooo fankies! * taeks wb’s tenshuns adn hydes dem awai *
U can haz mai tenshuns tu….And U can haz teh hed acke dat cums wif dem. Sorree nawt can aksept enne returnz…cumpanee policee.
hmm… * taeks tenshuns, separates hed acke adn lawks eet in a bocks unner teh stares *
Fankz, {{{{{gp}}}}. stif nek nd shodlur felez beddur awlredy
p-k, wud a kitteh dat may has always libbed owtsied kno wut a lidderbocks is foar? Ifn nawt, how duz I teech hur?
Aifinkso hur shuld be ablol tu figgur it aowt. U may haz tu taek hur tu it when u notiss hur duing teh litturbawks walk teh nawt sekkund tyme oar tu.
we juss puttid Fin into teh lidderbox an held hims paw an scrapescrapescrape wiv it. Him was a owtside kitteh an him lerned berry qwikly whut to do.
…gud jawb, cus we wuz hidin him in ower rented hollyday cabin O.O
After eech meel an iffen him wuz lukkin a bit shifty….an him haddid NO askidents
Instinkd tu beri stuffs be preddy strong… wunce her gno tehre be a playse fur beryings, nawt lyklee tu be a problim. If her nawt catch awn rytre away, du lyk WRR an Tm sez an just showing her a cupple thymes. Her will get it, yepyep!!
puttin an liddl ob dini’s yoosed liddur (jus an liddl!) an kitteh wil figur et owt
alsew maik shure she is lawked up inna reum wif da lidderbaux obernite sew she kin fined et laiddur
awl mai strais figgored et owt jus fien BTW………..soe muche sew dat dey nao preefurrs da liddurbaux tew da nawt sew grate owtdores
That picture is hilarious. A pop-up book with fur
I gotta go do sum stuff.
BBL.
SUM stuff? Dat sowns suspishuslee like maffs, an i hates teh maffs.
interestin kitteh deres, a fri sampl purhaps?
omg a CATalog
Geez. Cat is spelled with a c, just like catalog. It has cat in it! Every time I see someone change a c to a k for no reason, the first thing I think is that this person is in the kkk. It’s definitely what I think when I see the sign for this business in my town: Kilmore’s Kake Kupboard. I’ll bet they only make white cakes with vanilla icing.
lol!! omg thats one of the best ive seen
Iz akshully spelld “CAT-alog”, iz it nawt?
N-eways, cat-alog kitteh dizagrees wif yer choize of grrden furnishur…
Wif teh new analyzd imagin teknologie