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kitteh gard teh door
Congrats, PB! It’s us free agane!
Thx Anni !!
Itz lyk wi r teh gardianz !!
yupp – the lunchtiem/ebningtiem troika of clebber comminting an deelishus noms!!!
an speeking of noms – tudays freshly baked noms wif te or cawfee or joos is Maple syrup, walnut and buttermilk wholemeal scones served wif sordid jams and reel butter – deelishus an nootrishus!!
Dey sownd berry taystee… Oh well, Ai can dreem `bowt eetin dem!
Tehy luuk deelishus nd nomishus !! Az cuukd by hairee bikerz tuu !!
Ai lubs worlnutz !!
Kitteh door catch
I’m at the top of the wurld
lukking daon on my minions…
Hay Nenne!! Weez ur frenz, nawt ur minyunz !!
akshulleh – you is my employees – butt (*snikr*) minions sounds way more cool!
Jus coz ur cloaser tu teh Norf Poll ….. Yu fink ur awn tawp ..
* mumblol, grumblol … *
The real view of the world
Dere’s a pub in Lundun cawled “Teh wirld ternd upsied doun”
izzat teh sine goin in or commin out?
LOL
*gets all dizzie frum being upside down…*
DONUT WANT!!!
*starts sliding towurds the norf pole….*
*snaps fingers and voila!!!!*
we’re back in our yurup-sentric normal wurld
link naw twerkin for me…
we tries agin….
yay! but i thought Oz wuz in teh norf atlantyk… yous kno ‘got all drunk an stuff’!!
h ttp://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/australia.shtml
ROFL!!!
but – poor Tassie – ended up almoast in Noofoundland!!! They will have to kiss fishies an drink firewater to be eggsepted there…
fyrwater ok but(!) no fishie kissin.
Akshully, wi wuz deeportid bak souf by a NATO deklair-a-shun:
* Go hoam, doankumbakkthxYuStilHeer?Jusgo !! *
nah – u were just sent hoem because Centerpoint tower rooind the eggspensib view frum the US east coast…
Cud bi !! * nods *
Oar it wuz teh awld boomarang effeckd !!
Smartee Panzt !!
* Ai bet NP iz grinnen lyk a chess hire catt !! *
Kitteh haz a lukk owt plaes!
Cats have some odd ambitions…
I finso dey b related tu George Mallory.
Butt (!) why? Why duz kitteh do dis?
Iffn u lukk caerfullee, dere iz sumfin awn teh dore dat teh kitteh wants!
adn he gotz it too!
Hello…. This is Carlton.
MTM FTW
— ref—
Hai dere cheezfrenz, juss poppin in wile wurking
Rebbed up teh landrober adn poynted it in teh Geneba generul direcshun tihs moarning.
ooh – say hello to the fountain, calvins chayr and the mont blanc from us!!!
Iz byootiful dai, from teh windo ai can see teh fowntin ryzin abov teh goldun n reddy n orinjy trees !!!
Hoap yu iz awl on form tihs moarnin, aftanoo, ebening!
that happins sumtiems when I tries to be bloo!
*pokes wp wiffa stick – because dats all hees wurf*
*wispers* fink ai mite hab spelt mai naem rong – two mennee emmz adn nawt enuf ennz
ah – ur being skruteenized as a noobie!
aifnkso dat cud be teh problim!
Yu put tuu menny n yu juz nid teh minimum .. Ai geddit !!
Ai haz 2 go 2 kollekt mai tikkit fur mai trip awn Furzdai. CU awn teh nekst lol!
See U anni!
by by!
have fun!
Ohai, Nennepus! Its Screech in Noofoundland, not teh fyerwater! Kissin teh fishies is opshunal. Ai can haz sum noms nd tea?
Trai teh wawlnut skons upfredd , teh be teh dilishusness!
ohai miniminsmum! Fankies! Ai will!
Tehy wer, butt(!) ai ait tehm awl, sawree !!
*sigh*
ur the onlee wun I noes who can empty an unemptiablol plate of scones!!!
*brings out another unemptiablol playte of scones*
Here u go, LOW – better hurry thoe… PB is still around…
Oinkie, oinkie! Dat be teh okay, ai not haz much of the app… appit.. feeling for noms dis mornin. Tea wud b gud tho, aifinkso! Nd hugs too. Bad sleepies last nite.
mwaaw! here yoo go wunhunertylebenzez floofy kittehs to snorgle teh bluze away!!
Fankies Krelm!!! {{{krelm nd all cheezfrends}}}
*grabs a floofy kitteh or too adn gibs tehm a beeg snorgle*
O fanks krelm, ai kneded taht!!
Aw… {{{{{LOW}}}}} Ai hates that. Messes up teh hole day.
*brings scones and bevreedjies downfred*
Here u go!!!
I just lurned about the strong spirit and fish kissing on an episode of Colin and Justin – couldn’t remeburr the name of the alkawhole
*snikr* and colin and justin had to kiss the fish *snikr*
Snerk! Sillee bois! Fankies for teh tea!
Hav teh gud dai cheezfrends! U haz already britend mine. Fankies! Off to wurk!!!
*wayvs LOW of tu wurk*
Have a gud day!!
if it turns a bit pleh – think of Colin an Justing kissing fishies!!
Oh hai cheezpeepz!!
U prolly noez dat wii b doeing sum Dark and Stormy Nitez tu honner ower fren Goosey hoo didded deh berry nawt-sekkund wun. And wii b habbing sum holloween partyz.
But, ifinso mebbee dere b sum kunfushyunz bowt wut b happening wen.
Deh simplol anser b on deh
CheezTownCryerz Cheezee Calendar.
Deh long winded anser b:
Wed, Oct 28
@ 6am ICHC time: Dark adn Stormy Nite Hosted bai Mezzomom
Sat, Oct 31 (Halloween)
@ 8am ICHC time: Trollolween hosted bai Guiness Piggeh
@ 12pm ICHC time: Dark adn Stormy Nite hosted by Cweenmj
@ 2pm ICHC time: Holloween Party hosted bai Cweenmj
Thurz. Nov 5th (Guy Fawkez Day)
@ 12am ICHC time: Dark and Stormy Nite hosted bai Annipuss
Klikking heer fur halp wif deh time tranzlationz. Plz tu baring in mind dat deh USA duzn’t changing frum deh Daylite Sabingz time until 1 Nov. So doze uv u in deh rest uv deh whirrld will haz tu sort dat owt on yr own … it makez mai hed hurt. :=(
Ofankyu, yur madjesty, furr awl tihs organiz.. coordina.. sautin owt fingz !
Hab sum nomz n a niec cuppa tee !! Tihngs wil wurk owt in tiem !!
Fankeez.
I takez wun ub dem walnut maplol sir up sconez! Dey b sownding nommalishuz. mmmmmmm…..
I lukkinged at ur map, PB. I see dat Auzz iz wairing Tasmania az a hat!
Wel, taht caps teh nite !!
* Hab yu seed Nenne’z map yet? *
yessi…. … .. …. .. .to b a overtha door…. .. … .. … … .. …. ..?……. …. .
HALP!! i know how to change my avatar to a new pix, but where do i find all the accessories (masks, hats, and what-all depending on the season/theme) and how do i move them and get them to show up on my avatar?? thanx!!
(my stoopieness, on display for the world to see…*sniff* mom would be so proud!)
On deh Cryer, in deh Helperz and Majic Trickz, dhe avatarz adn bloo namez paig haz destrukshunz frum Lunarmommy bowt dat. U will haz tu skroll down kwite a wayz tu gitting tu it. Oar printing deh page.
*wipez krelmz teerz wif a shamwow* Schmoooooooz
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! fanx…i go play now.
no, no, no Krelm – is not being stoopid!!!
I use pikipimp
Mai Loki, whu nao be 14 yeers owld, him used tu jump tu top uv door frum standing start awn floor, an balinse awn it whyle it swinging. (Uv corse, him a poly… polli… him got a hole lotta ekstra toes taht halp him wif teh balinse.) An tehn wud turn sideways an lukking at me upside daon frum between back legs. An jenrallee be silleh up there.
Him nawt du thees days, an ai nawt hadded bideo then. *sigh*
This kitteh, him gots door braysed tu nawt moove, an him jumping frum sumfing. Hmph. Him duz be ‘dorably kyoot, tho, an beri afletic an clebber.
tst
O…o pop quiz!
da answer iz “blue”
nao…hao does i gets down?
hehehheheheh my kitteh does this too!!!
I had a cat who did that…. only problem was, she didn’t know how to get down. She would sit there and meow until you came and got her down.