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oooooooo a solo nawt sekkind! con cat show lazyings!
i’ nhonor , i sing a solo for you?
*in operatic stanz*
*once meow, with feline:*
♪ oooooooooo sooooooooooooooooooolo meeeeeeeeeeeeeeow…
♪♪Awl bii maiseff….ai wanna bii
♪♪Awl bii maiseff…een nawt sekkund
Its awlways good to be yourself, an not sumbody else!
“felines, … woa … woa … woa …
felines, … woa … woa … woa …”
eerwurmz ‘r’ usz!! *dukking behynd dessk adn kuvvering hed wif floofy pawses tu ward awf paypur wadz adn sordid uvver stuffses beeyeng fronebai eerwurm suffrurz”
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Thx fur awl teh congrats!
*peeks around annipuss into her kittchen*
any caeks you not be kneading?
*hoepful luk*
Nawt knead caeks, knead breds!!!
Sqware breds?
noep. pi r square.
i knead a drink! (ebil demanding customer in an hour)
*tea n simpathees sent thru da inter tubes*
*sets up inbisibul sheeld arown gammacat maked uv cheezhugs an cheezlubs, imperb… impur… ebil customerniss cannawt get fru it*
Sowwee, SP Wuzn’t feline well so had 2 turn off teh PC. Awl teh caek haz bean taked awai. Awl Ai haz iz sum chokklit cukkeez.
Oh plz anni, maek us sum caek – pleeeeeeeez!!!
OK den. Wat kynd uv caek du u want?
hmmmm. da kinda caek dat maek you feline better?
hear, i meks it fur you.
*fwipfwipfwip*
majikolol cake: voila!
Thx SP – Ai aer OK naow, but teh majikolo caek iz a gud eye deer!
*ponders*
’twas it my singing maed you to be feline bad? …sowy!
♪meaowwwwwwww culpa
gushifuds at twelve oclock!!!
wii kalz eet ‘radar eerz’
darn teh torpedoes fur speed, a head!
luks liek lazrs also activated!
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ooo fangs!
*dodges teh lazors wif a quickness, adn noms da burgres*
kamoflojje pritty gud too. Shud be abul to get pritty close to teh wild gushifud befor pownsing.
ai gawtz raydar lok awn gushifud bole … pree paireng tu lunch!
speekeng uv lunch – itz jsut passt nune in VHF, adfn derez a nendless bowfay uv meetz adn sordid cheezes, wif awl teh kondy mentzadn a byg bassik uv sordid bredz adn roles foar sammitches tu nom … adn boddumles pichurz uv tee and cawfeeadn sordid sawft drenkz for drinkees! Ennchoi!
FangQ Italiana!
**nibblolnibblolnibblol**
oooo yummy, fank u Italiana!
Ah’ll haz sum uv this an sum uv taht an a cupple uv dose an…..afinkso ai need a beeger plait!
VHF = Very Humid Florida?
kan bih … oar Veri Hawt Flolrida – tehy7 bofe izz korekt, unfoar chew nattlee
Humid I has too… Butt nawt hot! Nawt at all. tchilly and grey… and pitch dark at 5pm. Teh winter in teh Norf, let mi show u it. Butt I has a happy nebbur…nivverthe…NEway. Iz going to see my tomcat! In 1…2…3! 3 days ownly! yay yay yay!!!
*hops around happily*
i kin do a littlol happidans!!!
*hop skip hop to teh left*
*spin*
*hop skip hop to teh rite*
*spin*
*jump step jump*
*twiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrl*
*twiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrl*
*twiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrl*
oh I gots a dizzy nao….
*falls ober*
*pikks up ten bunneh an dusts her off*
Nawt hurted, iz yu?
Ai haz a sympafee. Iz nawt kwite 2pm heer, an iz soooo clowdy an awl taht it ALREDDY lukking lyk sun going daon!!! Aimeen, it get dark erleeur, but THIS erlee be juss nawt fayr!!!
oh, fankuberrymuch! Donut worry, I does that awl teh time! I dunot get hurted that eesily. Ifinkso them rabbits fawl over offen. My girl does. Her be so ankshus to git teh fuds, her hops awn teh littlol housie and stands up and begs and stands up a littlol moar and luks and -fawls ober backwards from teh housie on teh grass… Nawt berry elligant, butt berry funny… Her no learns from it either… keeps doin it…
So I keeps dansing until i learn bettur! 
U has teh grey awlso? Where u is? Far norf as well? Here, has sum of my happi! I kin share!
*sends sum happi beams of anticipation to Friday to P-Ks plaice*
Ai iz in soufeestern Untaryo, VLC, Norf Amerika.
An yu be in Jerma-nee? Taht be wun darndeded big clowd!!!! 
Fank yu fur teh happees, tehy be alwayz gud! Ai can sending kitteh-purrs in return, if yur bunneh nawt gunna haz an offended (wif 4 kittehs, iz alwayz abund… abon… lawtsnlawts uv kitteh-purrs). Her sownd cyoot! Ai nawt gno bunnehs much, but ai lyks teh frendlee wuns!!!
{{cheezfrens}} fangq for the laffs an fun! has a stressfull meetink coming up and yew all helped me relax!
Ohai gammacat!
I gots a littlol sumfing foar u: to halp u stand teh meetink
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teh linkee, it b borked
I tries agin
Untaryo b kwite far norf awlso! It b dark early, jest liek here. Butt we gits teh lawng beautimous summer nites, and that totullee makes up foar it! Nao there we has sumfing to luk forward to! and Iz shure that cloud b goin away soon. Them said tomorrow there b sum blu sky!
Fanku foar teh kitteh-purrs! I hardly gits them, so this b berry speshul! I no can has kitteh. And I dunot finkso teh rabbits b offended. Them takes teh food from me and r cyoot and lubly to wotch, butt not liek teh cuddles. Shelter bunnehs, to old to git accustomed to hoomins when i gots them. Butt I lubs them NEway!
Yep, iz teh awsum in teh spring, when teh days start getting looooonger an teh snomelt watters be running ebreewhair an teh sky so berry bloo!!! Nawt so grate inna winner, tho. But (heehee) teh winner making yu preshiate teh rest uv teh yeer bedders!!! But mai kittehs, tehy wanting on balknee, an tehn teh gibs me lukks lyk, “Whai it so COLD owt heer? Moooooom, turn awn teh heets!!!!”
Ai haz a happeh yur bunnehs be safes nao wif sumwun tu unnerstanding tehm, but a sad tehy hadda be inna shelter atall, poor bebbehs. If yu clikkee mai blooniss uv naym, an follo teh linkee tu teh UToob channel, yu can see mai kittehs an heer sum purrs. Eksept fur Cory, Angel, Trick, an Loki, mai own furebber kittehs, teh uvvers be foster-kittehs.
odeer, bunneh – izz yu okaes??!! taht wuz wun uv teh happee yest happeedansis ai haz ebber sawed!! mayded mih tu has a happee jus wachen yu … untel yu fawlded obur frum teh dizzeezez obkoars. *fanz dizzeh bunneh wif flooffy paw adn lubblolly Japoneez fan – heer, sipsipsip tihs kewl bubblolly waddur adn yu wil feal awl okae aifinkso*
oh, waddur b gut idea!
*sipsipsip*
fanku!
IRL awlso, ifink.
*hops off to teh kitchen*
turn up the speakers
boss and toss
hop flop squawk
it’s a keeper!
Goggie approching Kaptan! Man…erm…Kitteh teh torpeedoz!
oh noes! yoo can’t shoot wif kettehs at goggies… too mutsh watur ._. well yoo could put them kittehs in a impe… unper… well a watur-tite suit, that mite wurk
Banilla Iees Creem
Kitteh heerz t3h sownd ubz lawtz
Crunchee fud inz Bawkz!
Banilla Iees Creem
Kitteh canz eevurr waytz oarz
pownss awn Crunchee fud!
Banilla Iees Creem
Kitteh canz habz Napz afturr
Nommee Crunchee fud!!!
Jack.
Ohai cheezpeeps! ai has ben tu Graislan! wuz ufny, moyr den ai suspektud. awlsoe Sun Stewdeoz, weer ai gawt tu poes wif Elvus’ mic. Awlsoe manee udda neis stawf.
Nauw ai iz awp en Nashbill…et meetunz. bawt getz tu du stawf et nite. Hubicat ez awf duen stawf nauw.
keewwwl!
so, you can tail us definitively if Elbis can has left da bldg?
wel….datz entrusten. dey wil nawt letz yu awpstayrz, coz datz Elvus’ ‘prifut kwarturs’.
an bisits to teh bowlin allii?
and teh donut shop??
an skaidiving in Vegas?
Speaking uv, has eneebuddy seen CaramelChef latly?
Seanya haz fawled asleeping awn teh cowch (iz bad pain day), wif fuzzy blankit ober him, an teh Cory-Bear haz fawled asleeping awn teh Seanya.
Iz beri kyoot, izza shame ai cannawt get a pixor wifowt waking tehm up.
awwwwwwwwww. warm fuzzies.
aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww!!!
Herrow PK. Did you get mi book report?
Ai did, uh-huh yep! Uh-oh… ai furgetted tu replai an say okthx!???
Sowreesowreesowree!!! Aifinkso teh zombeekitteh eetid mai brayns!
Ai was a liddlol afeared dat ai offended cause of what ai thought. Hope da imput halps.
Ai hugs awl teh afeardedness owt uv yu nao.
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An ai haz a sowree fur mai brayns being ebreewhair latelee.
waylong jenningz kitteh (an neel yung kitteh) sing:
“R U reddy 4 teh nommies?
R U reddy 2 eet?
R U reddy 4 teh nommies?
R U reddy 2 eet?
Ai iz reddy 4 teh nommies?
A’int ai a site 2 c?
R U reddy 4 teh nommies?
R U reddy 4 mee?”
‘hooman aproching – dive …dive…dive…’
ucky f00dz detected lower the kitteh-scope!
has to get noms nao…..
Ummmm nom nom! Luf de greekcheze!!!
Now the question is. Appropriate theme?
Theme from Jaws or “Angriff” from the Das Boot soundtrack?
oar mayB teh theem frum teh moobee “Up Periscope”, aifinkso
teh cat is watching his bestest friend, crow
crow danse a panther
crow danse a ho ho
tonight there’ll be
ice cream for cat
and teh ice cream for crow
now I must go