
MISSION COMPLETE
nao letz git dat ebay listin up.
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MISSION COMPLETE
nao letz git dat ebay listin up.
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emmenee iz catphchurrd!
Conga Rat Shoelaces on teh nott Sekond!
Deh Conga Rats not come owt to dansdans, as there no goggie bodeeguard for dem. Insteed teh baby lambs take teh chance to do teh sexisexi lambaabaa for yu!
Dawg-on!
ohai kitkay, i gotted yor emeow, will write bakk soon!
*wates wiff a happeh 2 here frum yoo*
Nao we sillybrayte!
When teh Goggie’s in Crate, teh Kittehs will play!
Goggie iz ware him belongz!
If goggie iz inna crate, whu wii gunna blaem teh mess awn?
Teh nayburz goggie!
♪ ♫
Kintuckee rayn keeps pouring down
Adn up ahedz anotter town
Dat AIll go walkin fru
Wif teh rayn in mai shuus,
Searchin fur U
In teh cowld kintuckee rayn,
In teh cowld kintuckee rayn
♪ ♪ ♫
Dat goggies has a sad.
goggie needs to get taked to a v-e-t to getting himz mikrochip skanned so him kan going home
hey um, West River rat, how do u get the music notes?
Ai Uze teh alt key adn teh numbur pad. U haz tu speriment tu find teh rite comninashunz
or if yoo haz teh windoze xp (not knowz abowt any ovver sistems) is on teh carakter map: start -> all programs -> accessories -> system tools. taht’s wher i gets mine. hafta try teh nummer pad trik sumtime.
I missded WRr singin!
Wuzzunt meh, wuz Elbis
Dats wun of my fabrit songs by him, too.
Goggie threat CONTAINED!
ware dat mailink lablol?
Mail to:
Anktarktika
Brazzeel
Cananda
Dominikkan Reepubliik
E…
Ejipt
Fynnlind
Griinlind
Haffwai kross werld
I…
Iceeland
Japan
Kazhakstan
Lion Enklozure at teh Zoo
M…
Micronesia
Nepal
otter side of world
P…
Purrzhia
Qualcomm park
Russha
Somlollia
T….
Timbukthree (farver away den Timbuktoo)
Uruguay
Vienna
W…
Toleedo
Undizklozed locashun
V…
venezwayla
way down under
x marks teh spot
yoo-know-wher
zoo!!
Vancooger,
Winnamucka,
Xenia, O-hai-O,
yoo-tah,
Zanzeebar
Injia
Journey rownd deh whirrld
Kalamazoo
L….
Lilliput
Moon
Netherwurld
Ottur sied uf teh Oshun
P…
Planet Pluto (for goggies)
Quiet place to sleepz
Riviera
Siam (where siamese kittehs lib)
— How thotty, u send deh goggie tu vizit deh kittehz –
Timbuktu
Uraguay
Venus
W…..
nobuddy famished teh lizt! ocd sunny cannot abide unfamished lizt!
West virjinia
xanadoo
yugoslavia
zimbabwee
whew! dat wuz close!
oooo…. gud finish!!!
fankee, my cween, an stay warm an safe! ♥♥♥♥♥
Bail is set in da amownt of 2 cheezburgers.
Por liddul goggie. shud be kined tu him.
et duz luk lyk an nise goggie
pore goggie
O, hai cheezfrenz! Doo NE ob yoos no about teh “Best Friends Animal Sanctuary” in Southern Utah? Dey hassa a “Cat whirld” and a “Dawg Town”, among ozzers. Teh “Dawgtown” has a program on the Nat.Geo. Chanell. NE way, there is a noo book about teh “Dogtown”, wiff sordid stories bout sordid dawgs. Its abaylablol in print now as ovv tewday. I redd an advance reeder copy, and will B posting it on Amazon in teh necks copplol ob days. Yoo mite lyke it.
aaawwww, poor goggie!
We kan likes teh goggies, too! We likes all teh animos!
hymn has teh jayl haus blooz
Stoopie goggie, walkz rite into da trap.
I neverz getz caughted TAHT eezily…
Hun probly finx himz safer in der dan out wiff da kitteh.
tooonaaa…………..kum an gits yur frei toona!!!
*waites behine trapz*
Juss leave it in my dish..I’ll get to it ebentully.
Toona? Inna kan, or inna raw, or inna rices?
spensive kine inna kan….
da bestist lion kawt wyld pacifik toonas
Trap must be teh CR5 at leest, or nawt fall for eet!
*circols da toona* *waits fer goggie to try it*
CR5 ??? dunno iffin iz dat wun…
kame frum ACMEtrapzdawtcawm……….
wiliekiotee rekomendid site – hims kuzin bai merrije oar sumfin lyk dat
*putz toona inna trap…tippeetows awai*
Fido!!! comeer!!! *Whissles*
I’m nawt fallin fer da silly trap…butt(!!) I hazza tired now. *Walks into cage an snuggles up in da corner* ZZzzzz Kittehs do fings on der terms.
*putz floofy sawft blankee ober peejay*
*putz sausur ob milk bai da toona*
nitey nite awl – aiz oft tu haom nao!!!
*tippeetows owt ob da lol*
Oh hai cheezpeepz!!
U prolly noez dat wii b doeing sum Dark and Stormy Nitez tu honner ower fren Goosey hoo didded deh berry nawt-sekkund wun. And wii b habbing sum holloween partyz.
But, ifinso mebbee dere b sum kunfushyun but wut b happening wen.
Deh simplol anser b on deh
CheezTownCryerz Cheezee Calendar.
Deh long winded anser b:
Wed, Oct 28
@ 6am ICHC time: Dark adn Stormy Nite Hosted bai Mezzomom
Sat, Oct 31 (Halloween)
@ 8am ICHC time: Trollolween hosted bai Guiness Piggeh
@ 12pm ICHC time: Dark adn Stormy Nite hosted by Cweenmj
@ 2pm ICHC time: Holloween Party hosted bai Cweenmj
Thurz. Nov 5th (Guy Fawkez Day)
@ 12am ICHC time: Dark and Stormy Nite hosted bai Annipuss
Klikking heer fur halp wif deh time tranzlationz. Plz tu baring in mind dat deh USA duzn’t changing frum deh Daylite Sabingz time until 1 Nov. So doze uv u in deh rest uv deh whirrld will haz tu sort dat owt on yr own … it makez mai hed hurt. :=(
Dat’s were da huzbandz belowng!! In da crate, wif da ducky tape awn dere mouf!
*gitz popcorm adn sody pop*
*pullz up chair*
So, 3km, tell us how u REELY feel.
Cween – Iz yoo heddin Souf agin dis Wintur?
Ifn so, I’m alreddy reddy to joining yoo!
Rite now wii still b norf uv I-40.. in Aztec, NM. u kin seeing it on deh Cheezpeepz map If u go tu deh Satellite View and zoom in reel close u kin seeing deh RV park.
But, iz spozed tu snow tunite
In NM?
It doo dat?
Weerdness, u has it.
Well, yesh I haz heerd dat b4.
o, u mented deh wevverz?? nebbermind!
Waow! Wii nawt eben has had teh snoes in souvern VLC yet!
Dats cuz u iz in teh SUVVERN VLC!
Yabbut, is still moar norf tahn norvern NM, rite? Rite?
I finkso.
Mebbe?
**Iz too tyred an confyoozed to be tryin to think**
meez too.
ohai kafleen!!
{{{kafleen}}} {{{red}}}
Ohai kafleen! Yesh, parts of New Mexico bii snowy inna winterz lyke Colorado; other parts are kinda deserty lyke partz of Arizona; lotsa variety. Nawt much wetland, but even some of that. In my part of teh state we haz the big White Sands gypsum-dune field (so white it makes yu skwint inna sunshine) and just a little further north there’s a big lava-field (Valley of Fires) that’s all blakk for miles adn miles. Come play sometime!
SNOW?
Dat’s a bad werd, IMO.
Iz coldur an rainee heer. Pleh.
Dem haz hills in NM dat maik teh mountins in ky haz a sad.
*nodz in agreementz*
Wii iz at abowt 5000 feetz, and not eben in deh mountingz heer.
Iz part of teh Rokkees?
My bad jog-rafee, let me show u it.
Yesh is teh spur uf teh Rokkees.
**luuks at Cheezpeep map**
U gonna meet Lungdoc?
no, frum heere wii hedz tu OKC tu visiting relativez. I gitz tu seeing deh Grand Sun!!!
Oh, gud foar yoo!
{{{cweenmj}}} pleeze being careful inna snows in new mexico. My husbing said one uv da worsted snowstorms he wuz dribing in wuz around Albequeque (Jan. 1970). Him said dat a drive from dere dat normally took 4 hours heading west, tuk more dan 12 hours uv white-knuckle dribing. UGH.
Wii nawt dribez in deh snowz. PLEH!! Wii stayz heer abowt 10 moar daze deh hed owt. But if deh wezzer iz bad, wii stayz put till it b ok. Not in a rush, wii b ree tyred.
yeppers – yall be da lucky wuns. Maybe ai can haz ree tired next year? After speshul projekt ends?
Ai wuz gonna dribe ober frum Bancouber to see yall in oreygun dis summer, but IRL stuff stopped me. *cries* ai can haz cheeze wif my whine?
**joynz OK in teh whinin**
I nawt can ree-tyrmint foar elebenty-hunnert yeers!
Wut kinda cheez u wants? I has seberal diffrent kindz.
eggstra sharp chedder – goes gud wif Waverly krakers
Egg-silent choyse!
U ever had beer cheez? Iz gud stuff wif Club crakkers.
Tosses sum
AmerryKan Cheez
Baby Swiss
Camembare
D…..
decompozing cheez
extra sharp
fancy cheez
gouda
h…
no haz had beer cheeze, but ai lubs da jack cheeze wif da peppers.
Danish Havarti
Edam
Fromage
Gouda
H…
No beer cheez?
Must be a Kentucky thang….
ubbard blue
idaho goatster
jubilee blue
kikorangi
lanark blue
malvern
n…
Am I teh only wun hoo is not seeing a “reply” on lots of posts?
- Beer cheez maeks teh bestest soup.
Hed cheez
Iadaho goatz cheez
Jindi Brie
Klosterkaes
Limburgur stinkee cheez
M…
muenster
neufchatel
oszczypek
pate de fromage
quark
r….
well – ifn ai don’t come up wif anuver gud idea fur anuver speshul projekt – den ai can haz retire ment.
roke-furt,
stilltun,
uzzer cheezes,
velfeeta,
winsleedayl,
ricotta
shropshire blue
tillamook cheddar (made in orygone)
ubriaco
vieux corse
:tu Hunnysucklol
Deh replyz kin “only” nest tu 10 levels…. den u haz tu skrolling bak up tu deh previous level tu finding deh reply button.
xynotyro
zamorano
Sawry! was list-hawggin!
but, but, had too see it famished afore ai culd leave cheeztown. ocd sunny cannawt abide unfamished lists!
luv & sweetest dreems too awl. gonna go snorgol my kittehs an tr0ll an teh baron now! Peace!
G’nite SH!!! {{{{SH & Troll}}}
Oh, Yur Majesty, Ai did nawt kno yu were a grand-mawm….yu nawt luk liek wun!
him b 3 yrz old adn iz growing like weed!!! him b big az 5 yr oldz wen him turned 3 last March. I finso himz gonna b berry tawl wen him b growed up.
Ai knoes wut yu mean…my neffyu Jack is only 1 month old, butt(!) him is gettin’ berry beeg wifakwikness. Him haz lawts of black hair liek his mawm. He is berry happee bebeh.
oh, big happytaylz fur tew be seeing the granchiles! yoo can spoil them an lub them, then go away fur awhile too rest while mama & papa takes ober! Duz happytayl dans fur teh cween!
I will hug him adn skweez him and kawl him Jorg. er, um, mebbee i will kawl him Shane.
Dat beez a grayte naem, aifinkso!
well, yes, teh mamas lyke it wen yoo merembers teh kidlet’s name!
oooooo
enjoi da most beautimous sunniesets evers, once uponst a lonnnnnnnngie time ago lived nearto White Sands…
I believe dey (da huzbandz) shuld bii let owt uf da cage fur wurks, den rekenneled an retaped. (Ooops, iz myne attitude showin) *Kwikly tryes tu cubber up attitudes*
*snerks knowingly*
{{{3km}}}}
Sumdaze i feelz deh same way.
Huzbinz, can’t lib wif’em, kant shoot’em.
Nawty, 3km!
I tayk yoo strait hoam an mayk u think abowt wut u has dun!
Have yoo met sir kul? talk tew teh cween, she culd maybe lend him to yoo. Him iz berry gud at dat stuff!
Yeah!! An I will goez an gets a stick too poke him wiff!!!
*runs off*
Ohai kafleen. Ai finked uf U tudai…Ai wuz maiking teh peech adn blooberri parfays.
Ai fink ai haz a cupplol eggstras.
I will be dere in a jiffy.
*gitz in lion fur deh parfay*
plz??
Okai U can haz parfays. If ai runz aowt ai will maek s’mores.
Ai can has s’mores? Plzplzplzplz??
Okai, but U haz tu go get teh fyre dat AAhz maeded awn teh last lol. S’mores awn teh fyre iz alwais teh bestest kind.
Oh nice WWR, yoo can maek teh s’mores for us? Plzplzplz? *bats big puppeh ayes*
Hay! Kwitt battin teh puppeh! Izzit nawt bad enuf himz in teh caje?
you gotz a fyre! oooh! dial nine-elebenty reel kwik, will make teh cween berry happytaly!
Oh, ai missed aahz? darn an darn!
mmmm s’mores………….
*gitz in lion fur deh s’morez*
Plz??
yoo gits a lion, an ai gits a pole, bebbeh
Putz Dawggeh inz t3h
Kennill andz shaykz himz awwwlll upz.
Putz Dawggeh inz t3h
Kennill andz denz waybz
buh~bye! Seez Dawggeh habz Sadz
andz gibz himz Hedd Bawnk
Strypee Kitteh coodz
getz n2 Kennill. Bettah
2 waytz 4 Dawggeh
Jack.
Jack! U gibbed eerwurm!
*gits eerwerm outta red’s eer*
*gibbs it back too jack*
hear, ai fink yoo lost sumpfing!
WIN!!
awl he nedes noa is a cinabun
hoo eva ses the word “KITTEH” wins!!!!
startin……NOOW!
well, who ever ses it first
The kitteh haz been playing Mafia Wars on Facebook for realz *&* for LOLz!
I has an egghawschin. Dey changed my route to wun dat rekwires a truck. It wur teh torchur. I did it alone yesterday. Den today I has to train a slug/mule hybrid wiff a lasidasical attitude. I called my supervisor and said I r not doin it agin. Not no way, not no how. Gibs meh annudder posishun and let dat slug/mule on his own.
*collapses in aggurvated egghawschin*
**needs hugs**
***and parfaits****
{{{kafleen}}}
**offurz parfayz, wif awl teh extras**
ah, yase! *wallows and gluts*
Thanky!!
Luuk up teh Thred. Ai has teh parfay fur U.
{{{kafleen}}}
I r coming furr it!
an den I will needs sum hot chokklit.
an den a nap.
an den a warm soak.
and den I will bee hungry agin an need to inspect teh refrijeratur.
and den…
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
*gibz dawnkee a rub between deh eerz*
Toomorry will b bedder. *nods* yup, it will.
*Stikz tung owt at deh stoopee cow orker.*
gits behind cween and sticks owt tung too
Oooooh! It beez mah favritist dawnkee in teh hole wied whirled!!!!
*runs into teh ruum & frows hur arms arownd Kafleen’s neck*
*squeeezes rillee rille tite (nawt tite enuf to hurt – jus to feel luvved)*
*drapes a sawftee blankee ober Kafleen’s shoulders & rubs teh lubberlee dawnkee’s nek to releev tenshuns*
*offers Kafleen a peanut-buddur parfait*
Ohai, Kafleen! Ai haz mist u!
Oh! Oh!!
*hops up and down wiff donkish glee*
Hi dere, nightshayde!! so nice too see u!! <3
“Donkish” – lub it!
Ai iz sew glad u seed dat commint … cuz nao itz tiem fur meh to going hoam. Yay!
Plz to takin gud caer uv urself, Mz Dawnkee.
{{{{{awl teh Cheezpeeps}}}}}
‘Nite, NS.
Haz teh gud ebenin.
ohai kafleen! {{{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}
Do nawt noze yoo, but wud like too.
*extends floofy paw of frendingness*
Hope it getz bedder soon!
gotta go naow, my responsibilities are keepin teh bed warm. schmooz!
Oh, hai, dere!! *shakees sunnyhuckle’s floofy paw*
“Wez inna da jail howse naow”
*wif appologises to Elbis*
Oh Hai, onleekitteh!! Fankz fur deh eerwurm!!!
♫♪
Hii’z in deh jaylhowse now
Hii’z in deh jaylhowz now
I tole him wunst oar twiyst
Tu kwit playin chais adn eetin mice
Hii’z in deh jaylhowz now.
*tee hee – ai gibed da cweenmj a neerwurm.
I can has hugz too?
I hadda bittursweet momint erlyur 2day.
A co-wurker gibbed me a complimint, butt teh sad fing iz I nawt can memembur teh last tiem I gottid wun! :-/
{{{red}}} xoxoxox
{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}
You is wunnurrmuss.
You is full ub teh awsum.
You is poppylurr.
You is Red.
You is lubbed.
an u has a sweet face, too an i lubs it.
Fankyoo, Kafleen.
I wuz nawt fishin foar teh complimints. It jes hitted me 2day dat I cud nawt remembur wen I last gottid wun.
I noe dat, u!
I just had a free bukkitfull ub dem jis waiteeng furr u.
Yu iz da funny, yu iz da sweet. Yu listen to mii rant, and make fun uf Chikken man wif mii wen I need it. Yu are full uf love and kindness and not to mention yu are pretty, smart and intelligent. You are nawt selfish, or petty, or materalistik,. Yu are Red and one uf my bestest friends, and I am blessed for that! So there! My friend!!
Oh, an BTW, Cheezland wuldn’t bii da same wifowt yu!!
tru dat!!!
ai fird . . err forth dat
Yah, wifowt me, dis playse wud be G-raytid.
**wunnes ifn hur shud be prowd oar
**
absotively
posilutely
dats fur shure
*sumtiems we needs da nawty barn just to keep sane*
Awwww…..fanks, 3km.
Oh, an u nawt maded fun of me wen I lefted “you know wat” “you know ware” foar so lawng.
**HEVEE SIGH**
Now, ifn onlee y’all wuz nawt imadjinare….
We are nawt imadjinare…..we jes haz houses all ober teh whirled!! We am wun big famlee!! {{{red}}}
Ohai, Jeremy!
Howz Jewel doin?
She is gud…she’s mewin a lawt, butt(!) she eeted her gushi-fud ai buyed foar her. Ai played wif her a littlol todai. She will be fine, aifinkso!
Gud to heer!
I’m adoptifyin anuthur kitteh. I donut finkso dat hur be fixded yet, so I prolly be goin frew dat too.
Rite now, iz cowld an raynin owtside. I hoapso hur has fownded a warm dry playse to go to. Mebbe inna moarnin, I can finding hur an tayk hur to teh V-E-T foar hur helf-chek-up an den I can bringin hur in!
Yu no can haz tu many kittehs….yay foar teh new wun!! Ai hope hur brings az mush happee tu yu az Jewel duz tu meh, eben when she ish crankee!!
Yay fur deh owtside kitty finding a furebber home wif u red!!! I bet dat Dini will like habbing a frend tu romp wif.
Ohai red! Good to hear that yu got teh “okeh” to adoptify teh nother kitteh! When teh vet chex teh newkitteh, can s/he chekk kitteh to see if she hazza microchip fing? Yu mite get surprized…kitteh maybe alreadi hazza local home adn is mooching arownd teh neighborhood! Ai’v known kittehs that pulled this kinda con job on two or three fambleez at a tyme… speshalee since it’s so hard to keep a collar on a kitteh!
I am real. and.. I enjoy a liddol “off color” humor. Redd is full ob fun and caring. {{{{Redd}}}}
Me thinx cheezfrends r not imadjinare… but are invisible. Like invisible (something) …. u no wat ai meen?
pinches self – OUCH – nawt inbisible, nawt imajinary, just speshul
*Looks inna mirror* “Yikes I am definately visible.”
aw red, i not knowz “wut ware” but i wuldnt maek fun ob yoo eben if i did.
haha … adorably funny!!
OT: Has ennebuddy seed “Where The Wild Fings Are” yet?
Onlee teh Dini-kitteh vershun.
Nope. Has u Cing it? Ai lurved teh buk sew mush taht Aim fradycat 2 C teh muuuV 4 fear it will nawt B gud.
Nawt yet. Butt teh trayler maeks it luk gud!
Yup, ben dare, done dat!
ai izza big More-ease Sindak fan!
wuz pritty gud, moar layter..
(gotz 2 reed teh coments)
teh kid hoo played “Max”, hooz nayme is Max Records wuz berry good in teh role. Hiz 1rst movee (‘cept for a cuplol bit parts). Hii hassa berry expressive fayse. Awlso I really lyke teh wolff soot hiii wares–’speshully teh whiskers!
More layter..
Max libbs wiff hiz older sisster and hiz singlol muvver. Hii feels kinda neglected. Lykes 2 build forts and run ’round in hiz wolf soot. Win hee gits 2 ware teh wyld fings R, he spinds a lot moar thymne there tahn in teh book (book is short, NE way), and gits to kno teh monsterz well, and dare problims.
BTW, dare’s a noo book cawled “Making Mischeef: A Maurice Sendak Appreciation”. Awl about his werk, etc. Yoo mite lyke it: ai alreddy posted my reebew 4 it on Ammy-zone.
NE wayz, ai gotz 2 go now, and NE wayz, ai finks ebberywon is awlreddy gone, so gud nite, moon!
…
ohai krelm, i liek yor liddle kinda roman-helmit-krown lukin fing!
yeah, mii, 2! yoo issa gud artest, FTW
Ai wuz just kleanin up mai kitchen and founded two 2 inch jar rings frum da relish jar adn da jelly jar. So ai frowed dem onna da floor fur Kidd (8 years old). Him went krazy for about 10 minutes. But u has to unnerstand dat him nawt much for toys. Him wuz street kat for nawt sekund year uf his life and had to fite to survive. Nawt like uvver kittehs either – so him “only kitteh”. He sorta kinda plays for about 30 sekunds wif nip toys, den dats dat. Stranje kitteh – but ai lubs him.
yay 4 kitteh play!
my Dr. Virjay wuzza stray, 2. I lubbs hymn, 2! Yay 4 kitteh stray!!!
yesh. Alla mai kittehs has adoptified me. Eberywhere ai has libed, deres a inbisible sign dat goes on each house: homeless kittehs welkum here (even when wii libed in Okinawa). Dis is in tribute to alla mai kittehs ober da bridje: Missy, Squeaky, Tuff Guy, BK, Peep-Al. Adn to my bridje googies: Sissy, Tippy, Brute, Prudence.
high-yah meine Koenigin!
Oh Hai, KK!! iz warm in OKeeHomeA?? wii hedding dere soon….gitting kinda kewl heer.
ooooo – kitkay in OK? Where? I wuz bornded dere (mumble years ago)!
hai kween! teh wevver iss naught too bad now. Cool, butt(!) knot soggy as it wuz.
Wood lurv 2 sea yoo wile yoo bee hear!
Shud b ablol tu haz a minincheezmeet, ifinso…. Will let u knoez wen wii git tu town.
You cant get me!
well cheezpeeps – Kidd haz just tolded me in rather dramatic fashun dat iz tiem fur bed, TV and snuggles. Mai brain haz to get its beauty sleep.
*snerk*
nite nite cheezepeeps.
*ai has enjoyed dis ebening – don’t get to plai much, just “lurk”*
nitey-nite. OK. frum OK!
*Floofz pillowz adn turnz down floofy blankee.
G’nite!!
wallkinn kitteh met tha dog who said ” respect=lub ” ……..hum…. . .. . ..
UPS – United Puppy Service
*snerk*
Thoughts:
1. Ewww! Kitty has centipede stripes!
2. Doggy looks like a lifer, but I’m sure he was framed.
nooooooooooooooo!!!! fox got cauhgt by the evil kitteh impire