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Congrats, SP!
Batten daown teh haches!! Dis iz nawt a drill! Splort Warning, Level Elebenty!!
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
REDDA LERT!REDDA LERT!REDDA LERT!REDDA LERT!REDDA LERT!
Wach yer hans and feetz – da blast doorz iz cummin down (ohpake ub curse)!! Eenywun hoo wantz ta bee da sabed best bee gittin inn!!
NOOOOOO
*pounds on door*
peekz outta da leetol kitteh door — ohai der skwirrlgrrl — kin yous fits froo heer???
Da partee iz jest gittin started!!
partee?
but I isn’t dressed for a partee… I had to evacuate from teh lol, no teim to dress!
*looks down at self*
eep!
iz otay — iz a eevakyooashun partee!!! ebeerywun iz dressed az dey wuz!! Yoo bee da fine!!
Jest squeezee froo da leetol kitteh door since da blastee doors bee lokked!!
Oh Noze!!! dere b ten drillz at deh tawp!! dey will creepifying down deh fred adn trikkifying ebbreewun and tangloling dem and tripping peepz and adn opuning trapdoorz!!!!
Sumwun kawl nine-lebenty!!! send halp!!!
*shouts* Nine-elebenty! Halp! Tendrils of doom, KthxItzaPriority!
Iz onlee a drillz — stawp da runnin!! Oh nose, sumwuns roll ub goosie tapez is loose!! Iz unrollin awl ober da plase — peeps ar gettin awl tapified togeffer!!! Oh da Inn Huge Manatee!!
*slightly ebil giglolololol*
*creepycreepycreepy*
*sweetpea creeps inta da unrolled goosie tapes*
Oh nose — sweetpea be taped to da flor!! Stawp hunchin and straitinin — Iz cawlin da fyremens — an sum cowboiz — an a hunkee handee menz … too halp wif awl dat loose googie tapes …
hmmm. well, this came out better than expeckted!
wut is that photographer wearin!!?
Antennaz tu git kittehs attenshuns
Blinkin xmaz lites
Can ob toona awn hed
D…
Distractifying deelybobbers
Elolfant Eers
Floofy fethers
G…
Ginormous clown shoes
HotNot PantsInvisible Clothes borrowed from the Emperor
J…
Jinormus googlee eiz
Kitteh pj’s
Lowd shurt from
dukguze lolM…
Mausies taped awl ober shurt
Newtz sitin onna hed
Ober sized crikets onna shoulderz
ParrotHead singin in herz armies!!
Q…
Quite amazing maekupz
Red frite wig
Strings dangloling frum hat
T…
Tufts of fithurs floatin everywere
Uuuuugly neiklase with flashin things
Violets, poppies, an krysantheumumus bobblin on teh hat
W….
Wyld shayd uv purplol hytawp tenniez
X-rae gogglols (!!)
Yellolow kanareez in kagez hangen frum teh eerz
Zeebah-patturned short-shortz
*okae – ai is heded tu teh Nawty Barn for teh bizniz abowt teh X-rae gogglols … heeheeheehee … skipz awf tu teh Nawty Barn wifakwiknes*
Ai’m wiv confuzed!
nawt munkeez?
Uh,oh, too much cyute!
*hurridlee snapz CHRG awn pj, rapraprap wif duckie taip*
Oooh, fanx, I wuz feline faint.
middlol kitteh iz mezmerizd bai ur goofiniss!
ai red dat as ‘midol kitteh’
kitteh two littol ta needz da Midol yetz!!
Gray kitteh cant bear to luk;
Fizzy kitteh is tu shokd to stop lukin;
Meezer kitteh still cant figgre owt what he’s lukin at.
Gray kitteh – “Hoamwerk – grrrr…”
Fizzy kitteh – “OOH goodee! Hoamwerk haz teh SHINEY!”
Meezer kitteh – “Ai8 kan has hawl pass?”
here all ebil, see all ebil, consider all ebil. Munkees dont no whatz inneresting.
And aynt that teh truth! Yoo shor noes kittehs! Trubbil with a kapital T that rimes with P that stands for . . . *luks arownd, hmm* . . . pussykat! Thatz whut!
An awl free uv yu iz tu cyoot fur safetees uv cheezpeeps an otter peeps!!! *scramblols madlee fur teh CHRG an dukkeetaypes*
Ifinkso mii kittehs bee da aboosed!! Dey nawt nose whut a cheezeburger iz!! Dey haz onlee eetted der good raw fudz and nebber eeny junk fuds…
poor kittehz!!
Butt den da raw fuds iz more fun maybees — da udder nite wen dey nawt berry hongree dey wuz frowin der mousee and chickkee awl ober da haus!! I wuz onna da couwch and wham i wuz hit inna hed wif a mousee and den a chickee and den da Pebbles!! She froo hers fuds ober da railin at mee!! Den shee froo dem awl ober da plase likee a cwazy fink!! An BamBam was chasifyin her too.. he ated wun da tois furr herz …
Cwazy littehs — I gots em!
Dat sposetabe cwazy Kittehs —
i no no wut a litteh iz … doo yoo???
A litteh ob kittehs?
izzin a litteh a haol buncha bebbeh kittehs, aifinkso??
E_M, yor kittehs sownds lyke they ar verreh entertayning!
iffin yous like gittin hit i nna hed wif a ded mausie!!! LOL — dey iz da silleh
Mah gramma had a kitteh that wuld play with teh mausies it brot in. You’d be sitting ther tawking to gramma, and teh kitteh wuld kwietly coem in teh haus and be playin unner teh kichin tabul. Then suddinlee – whee! – a mausie wuld coem flying throo teh ayr! And agin! She’d say – Nao, Teddy, yoo tayk that owtside!
tee hee
Oh noze….is da perfekt storm! Iz been habbing a rilly gud dai an den I gets on ICHC an sees dees bebehs of cyootness an I just wants to snorgle dem FUREBER!!! I ’speshully luvs da confuzzled one!
*SPLORT*
Dat makes sense — gud fink I nawt had a hole litteh -jest too- no tellin howz meeny mousiez day wood frow at mee den!!
dis reply inna da rong plase!!! it nawt make sence dat Mitts SPLORTED!!! Well, it doo cuz ub da kyoot — oh Iz wastin tyme…
Sweep sweep sweep sweep (boi Mitts gots lots o bwainz) sweep sweep SWEEP up da bwains
Washerfy dem inna sparklin wadderz wif a hint o leemon..
Dwain gudly so Mitts nawt getz wadder onna da bwain – I heerz dat a bad fink …
Dump awl dose bwainz bakk inna da hed cabbity – pak em down (dey barelee fits)
Put top o hed bak own and TAPE TAPE TAPE (elebenty meelion tymes) wif xtree strnth goosie tapes (Wif da luberly flower deesign)
Rap inna blankee and gibs warm dwinkees and chocolate noms …
Fanks Elsa_Mama! *Whew* I feels much beddur nao. Nom nom nom, sippy sippy sippy.
yoo haz LOTS ub bwainz Mitts — yoo mustee bee berry smartikol!!
Total splort from kyutness! Looks aot belows!
duz yu knead an rezcue CJ?
canna splort bictim ansur kweschins wiff dere braynes allober?
iff an trea fawlz………oh whuteber
ohai dere CJ…beddur lait dan nebbur
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv helo kitteh onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, CJ. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & a nice hot cuppa tee.
yu luk mahbelloos dahlink………
ai lubs yur naim bye da whey….
haz we metted bee four?
Hai Willy Boy! Sorry I’m so late on replayin. I hadda chaise a fierce skwirrell in the bakyard wurld and then needed a nap. The cuppa was delish but mostly becuz I sneaked in a tuft of fresh nip. Yummaa. Are goin to meet the boss cheezpeep in San Francatsco tonight? I am! Cee ya!
ai wuz ok till ai gotted to confuzed kitteh. almost splorted but was laffing tu much
ennyfing wif moar dan 2 littlol kittehs iz splortable
ifinkso teh kyoot an splortableness inkreeses expoten – espoten – expunt – um, very bigly. three kittehs iz not three times az splortable but NIEN times!
lunarmommy speeks troof
Gray Floof Kitteh
payshuntlee waytz 4 Nomz. Dat’z
wurff 3 ekkstra ‘Sploart!z
Marmee Tortee Shell
Kitteh habz ‘Surpryzd!’ Dat musst
beez wurrf lawtza ‘Sploart!’z
Burrminn Kitteh habz
awwwllll t3h ekkstra ‘Sploart!’z andz beez
wayyyyyyy pastz Elebeentee!!!
Jack.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to MajorMalfunction an JoelH an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd tasty fudjy caeks, yummy red velvit caeks, iskreem, frootyfizzy party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif jakk-o-lanturn bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, liddle wind-up raysing skellytons, kandee, an liddle plushie beenbag bats!!
an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happitayl Burfday, Burfday Peeps!
*scampurrs away wif a littlol plushie beenbag bat*
o thank you burfday fairy!11
I luvs da kyoot little beanie batz. Dey r too funnee to be danjerus! yay
N hoppy burfday to all cheezefriends dat waz birfed on dis day
Ai made a cake 2. Happy burfday, ppl!
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Gotta go owt fur a bit… fings tu du, gushifuds tu bai! (pawsiblee eben a lil hyoomin fuds…
) kthxbaiseeyusoon!
Free lidlol kittehs frum teh skule r wee
Wee an kyoot az wee kan B
Wee makez yer branez splort ovur awl u cee
Free lidlo kittehs frum skule.
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(men-e men-e apologeez to Giloblbert an Sulolivan)
*thundrus soun ob floofy pause wildlee clappitink*
Ignor teh ebil
C teh ebil
Wut b ebil?
(Nawt az paw-pyoolur az uddur treeyo.)
Whut yoo ar saying is these be three gud and innocint kittehs?
*luks skeptikally at teh three kittehs*
da middol wun nawt bee innoscent no morez — shee haz SEEN DA EBIL an wut hazbeen scene kinnawt bee unscene!!
Mebby last wun is – hmm, how to do de ebil?
Kitteh 1. That be hooman
Kitteh 2. THAT be hooman?!
Kitteh 3. I tort they wuz taller
Free liddill Kittehz willz
cawzz ‘Sploart’ allurt berreh sune!
Dawn CHRGz!!!
Habz ekkstra Bunjee
Coardz andz Wyde Bildz A Boatz Dukkt
Tayp 4 ebbeewun!!!
Awllso habz Spesshull
Wun Way Sunglassez dat doan’tz
letz ‘Sploart’ee feengz in!!!
Jack.
I’z has a nawt confoosed!
Another post that relies on the cuteness of the photo.
Brilliant! Keep it up!
Snorgle, snorgle, snorgle
Iz whisperz a secret
iz shocked by diz secret
Iz not sure what a secret iz
Cast of CSI Mewami
Hey, this perfectly describes the class I taught yesterday! (Just need one that says “I’m studyn hard” cause I have a few of those too. Bless their hearts!)
OMG the middle one looks like my cat and the gray one looks like her sista!!!!
This looks like Samhain, Sage and Anasatasia!
This pic reminds me of the last remedial math class I taught.
teeheehee so cute! wish mah bruthur wurnt alergies, or id hav 500 kittehs!!!!!