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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Nom!
Oooh, itz hard 2 b teh beetin U, annipuss! Conga-ratz awn anuvver tawp spawt!
yesh, conga rats tew owr fassfingured anni!
Conga Rats Shoelaces!
Teh Not Sekond Emeritus!
Gud jawb awl teh peepz inna macramai!!
Ai haz cinnamon bunz adn caramlol rolls fur ennybunnee dat wantz dem.
Wii haz tea, kawfee, adn hawt kowkow tu go wif.
Ohai WRR!! Ai can haz sum cinny bunz?
Iz takiing teh kowkow, if iz okay – I has teh peppomint crubliees to put onna top, in ennywun wantz…
Teh Conga Rats come out from teh woorwork und do teh strwardess dansdans for to honour teh bunneh who looks like teh hostess!
Tiem fur mai hawt chokklit b4 bed! BRB!
A festive avvie, anni. Ai fink wii need moar hawt chawkwit, mebbie.
Naow datz purdee sweet!
I like teh hat!
Itz teh hot couCHEWre!
no noms the bottom wun!
basemint bunneh nawt happii. will keel u.
wut if ai fynd sum icing fur teh bun?
hmm… mebbee hee finks abowt dat…
He can has icing I can has mai soul?
Duz yew lieks mai hatt?
I dew!! I liekz dat nommy hat!!
Plz not to be nomming teh laytist in bunneh fashun.
*whispurrs* Egspeshilly not teh korner ai haz orlreddy nibbild on…
Rownd buns has corners?? *has a confuzzled*
Prolly … mai momcat’z ROWND kermul cayk can haz 4 COARNUR peesiz …
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Reelee — datz da troof! We fyt obber dem ebbree Christmas!
So pi R sqware, adn buns has korners. Hmmm. *skritches hed*
All this jometree r greek tu me….
Aahz,
Ai bets yur momcat’z caek haz 4 kornr peesiz onlee till U helps hur. Caek kornrz offen haz sum krispee nd extruh aiseen. On kermul caek, dis problee B sew good ….
* stops talkin to wiep muzzl wiff pawl *
….O scuze mee; I droobld! Ai saluuts ur momcat.
Tehn mai werk heer iz dun! Kimkiwi, confuzzling peeps since foreber!
Issa hawt, crorss bunneh!
Issa warm, nice bunneh!
Bes punn; ai finks sew.
oo, taht bunneh luks sweet!
yay for puns!
Verree punnee…
XD
u meen ‘bunnee’, rite?
Ai can haz icing?
Shure, heer yar!
*glorp*
Izzat enuff 4 U?
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Haow r U 2dai, NS? I nawt b CN U 4 uh wyl…
Fankees! Ai lubs teh icing. *nomnomnomnomnom*
Ai iz cold.
Itz 20-25 degrees cooler outside today than it was yesterday. I don’t think it’s really all that cold here in the office, but I can’t get warm.
Mebbe itz CC’s way uv tellin meh to go heet/eet mah lunch.
Hao u iz, Aahz? Hao iz ur littlol gurl & hao goez teh icee-skaytin?
I hazzn’t bin teh sk8n sintz mai kawmpatishun bak n Joon.
Teh stoopee pleh reel lyf sindroam haz bin maykin me hazza bizzee ebber sintz den… 
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Butt (!) mai dotter iz dewin teh beddurer — herz kin naow dew 3 diffrint kyndza jumpz! Purdee sune herz wheel ketchup wif me ifn I doan gitz bak onna ays…
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*Aahz gets several pieces of firewood out*
*stokes fire for nightshayde*
Heer — jess 4 U… N heerz sum mushed-mellows 2 rowst awlsew… Injoi!
Iz da winned bloing suchlee maiking it muxh kulur todai. ai trund up da hetur baowt anowr ago.
ohai NS! berree nyce abatar!
Fankees! Ai lubs teh Hallolween.
AHM CHANGIN MAH BUNNEH’S NAEM! (It’s currently “Bunneh”. I know… inventive.)
duz teh noo naem hav to du wif cinomin rulls?
not the first word, not the last word … just my word (about pic)
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*GROAN*
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please be returned to your regular intellectual conversation.
–Seanya
Ohai, Seanya!
*waves floofee paw in a Norfeesterlee direkshun*
Waves back in a soudth and veesterbly direkshun … compares regul’r campus with cheesey campus (after scraping the cheese out) hmmm coool one remains same while other depends on sillyness of new pic … *wince
I fink it is on medium … purhaps a hare lower, since tis was not kitty related
*scampurrs in wib a kwikness*
Ohai p-k and seanya.
*huggs dem boath wib a feerce*
Ohai!!!! {{{{{kim}}}}} *purrrRRrrrRRRrrRRRrrrRRrr*
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kiwi}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
My favorite fruit with legs and a beak
Yesses, taht be mee. Ai readed a ressypee larst niet frum Merika nd him say – “thinly slyce teh kiwi” – ai sez Nooooooes. Teh kiwis is indanjurred, not to be slycing hims. Nd teh blud is messee!
{{{{{{seanya}}}}} and {{{{{p-k}}}}} and {{{{{Angel, Loki, Trick and Cory-bear}}}}}
We can haz a bennyfit consert fur teh kiwis?
*shoves kawfee-stained TH aside*
Ai tolded yu, ai will wurking fur yu an du yur skedulololing, but du nawt be using mai puter!!! Ebreewun get confuzzled whu be whu!!
We ken ete dem hole wif a spune? nom.
{{{{{{{kim}}}}}} iz ekspreshun in souf ub Merika “yu so swete ai cud ete yu wif a spune”
Oh phew. Ai kin put teh brayne bleech awaes tehn.
bunneh has run out of pancakes
yoo woold tink taht bunneh wold go fore cinoman rulls befor pankakes!
bunneh would prefer karrot caek
ht tp://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-your-rabbit-wanted-carrot-cake-instead.jpg
Carrot caek duz nawt cownt az wun uv ur fibe a day froot an vejitablols!
but eet iz steel kaek! taht meaks all teh di-fur-ence!
Steel caek sownd hard awn teh teefs!!! Gud fur yur daily iron, tho…
ah, it STIL is onleh steel caek, nawt iron. plus, steel carrot caek duz seam too be ckwuite krunchee….
Teh fillin maeks himz furz awl stikkee. Bunneh nawt liek teh stikkee furz.
but eet iz cwite uhtraktive.
A wabbit raest a turtlol,
U knoe the turtlol wun
An mistur wabbit caem in last -
A liddle hawt, cross bun!
Win! @@@@@
plus fiev!
dont u no dat cinnabunneh iz minion of basement kitteh? u in big twabel!
What’s WRONG with you people? How can you LAUGH at this poor rabbit? Can’t you see this is very UNDIGNIFIED for an animal? Are you so HARD UP you have to get your laughs THIS WAY? You should be ASHAMED of yourselves!
*skampers orf giggling*
Hmmm… Did sumwun gitz up onna TROLL syd uvva bed dis moarnin?
*stalks DK wif a dart gun an net*
Eeeeeeppp! *runs orf fred adn awai to choir practiss*
Oi needs trolls fur the Canyun!
*saigh*
*lukks arownd fur uther trolls*
Hao duz fred feel about this, DK?
*takes self tu Nawty Barn*
** Sneeks up awn TH adn gibs him teh wet willy **
Gotcha he he
** runsawfwifaclumzee knox ober teh kawfee pawt **
Aaaugh!!!
*swings at TET wif jiant budderflai net wif wun hand, rubbing eer wif teh uvver*
*slips in teh spilld kawfee an fawls daon*
… wyl vizhunz uv shoogerbunz danst awn himz hed …
at fur-st he thot taht he wuz dead,
but he reelolized that he had a cinomin
and noa he has it, FOR TEH WIN!
Who r you callen shoogerbunz?
Raizin dispenser at ovver end…
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*fawls ober giggloling histericlolee*
ohai, p_k, how be yu? I see Cory-bear wuz bery gud at the v*e*t’s.
Ai be otay, uvver tehn hazzing a wurry bowt no job, but fings cud be wurserer, eh?
Teh Cory-bear waz BERI gud, tehy lyked him lawts. Nawt so gud at being kwiet when him comed hoam after, silleh bebbeh! LOL
Hao yu be? Ai heered sumwheres yu hadda cansel cheezmeet coz uv, um, yur momcat? habing sir juries oar sumfing? {{{{{booklion}}}}}
PS, fanks fur teh emeow wif the ideeyas n awl… awn replies ryte nao, ai haz a big behind.
Soe haz Ai, but Ai doan’t boste abowt it!
**now haz “Baby Got Back” eerwurm, fanks to p-k**
Yu hazza welkome
**stiks owt tong at p-k**
PPPbbbfffftttt!
Hay, at leest I nawt lyk SUM peeplol (2_k) dat wuz axkin abowt Seanya’s reer!
LOL An it ebree bit az cyoot az it were tehn! Nawt taht ai wud discus Seanya’s reer in public….
Accodin to sum peeplol, I has been known to “goose” hineys.
I will neethur confurm oar deny dat.
just to clarify – it is no smaller than it was than … no matter how many hours of exercise I do wishing it was … “I wish I had a smaller a** … I wish I had a smaller a** …”
*LOL*
I believe in meditation and mind over matter, but no matter what – no smaller in the trunk (for any who was wondering).
talk to y’all laters … time to refill the trunk
Seanya/Sonya
Oh, dere iz so mutch I cud saying heer, butt will try to behayve myself….
**gets awl skwirmee an fidjitee**
Nao, nao, less awl behayving owr selfs.
I’m tryin….
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Butt….
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Butt….
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Butt I DOAN WANNA!
Ohai, frenz!
I can haz hyburnashunz? Iz cold an wet heer. DO NAWT WANT!
We aer habbin a laet summur – 65F 2dai!
dat is nawt hawt! liek, 90F heer efury dai! x-ept fur wenter, tho, then we has ’round 50F
It be kowld adn windee heer. spozed tu haz snoz tumorrows.
*Handz red teh kowkow wif whippee creem frum up thred *
Fankee, WRr!
I can has marshy-mallurz too?
U haz tu ask NS… Hur wuz roasting teh marshy-mawlurs awn teh fyre aahz maeded fur hur up thred.
Can I join you, seems like wintah is already here in cold and not and so tiny New England
Glad to see dis bunz’ bunz iz nawt burnded.
Unlyke yourz!
Ooh, rhsb gawt burned!
with his bunz’ bunz bern!
Hay, I maded cinny bunz last nite an DID NAWT burn dem!
**puffs owt chest wif a prowd**
Plz not to be eating meh, I iz not nootrishus or delishus
Ai hazza gud news! Ai tolded teh cween hao mai ex-fosters Beauty an Archie gotted adoptifaied… so did wun uv teh black twins, tuday!!! *happehdansdansdans*
Boomer an uvver black twin be inna ruum mostly used fur doptable cats waiting fur a playce in teh adopshun rooms oar in a petstore. Ben-Ben be, aifinkso, still in ISO.
An uv corse Gambit an Stella be across teh Bridge.
But, uv teh 8 fosters most resentlee, 3 be adoptifaied, an 3 still haz a chance!!!
Wud take remaining black twin inahartbeet as bruvver fur Cory, if cud afford. Munnee sux.
I gottid gud noos 2day alsew!
Teh leesin ajint sed, “Yesh, u can has anuvvur kitteh!”
Now, I gotta get teh playse reddy foar noo kitteh an buy stuff foar hur.
*eben happierdansdansdans*
Hurray fur gnu kitteh!!!!!!!!
*spintwirlspinkickspinjumpspinshimmyspinwriggulspinfawlober*
Tu much spin.
Ai wuud du a ly dans dans fur U, if was nawt so kowld heer.
Yah, ifn iz DAT cowld dere, it mite be embarassin foar teh menz…
yeah for more kittehs!
*dansdandspinspinfalloverthud*
this remindz ne1 else of teh bunnee oolong? teh pankake bunee? i luvs oolong.
(This is my first time writing a comment in lolspeak! I hope I did ok….)
Horton haers a HOOray fer Red and teh gnu kitten!
I used to hab a brown bunneh named Cinnabunny. He waz a gud bunneh and now he’s in Bunneh Hebben.
I sawryy dat yor Cinnabunny had to hop akross de rainbow brij.
*runs away, holding in brains*
mustnotsplortmustnotsplortmustnotsplort
I have no idea what you just said , so here’s a bunny with a cinnamon bun on it’s head.
Iz bunneh. BUNNEH!
Yummeh bunneh?
Aww, hez a verrah yummeh bunneh. *huggle* Nawt for eeting. (well ‘cept deh treet on his wittle hed. Datz for me.)
what is wrong with you people?
watz does u meanz??
lmao