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Kulur nawt az expected…
reesun fore reeturn?
marque de aproo…appraux….apropree…..prauper baux wif an chek
kthxwepreciateyurmoniezbai
congaratz NS yu leeds da brayde!!!
Pfeh. Dats a kewl tayol. Dats teh mos destinktiv kitteh I ebber seed.
Ai liek it, too!
Luks lyk sombodies holded him by hims tayol an dipped hims in wyt paint.
Josie’s colurin wuz innerestin, too.
Hur wuz mostlee whyte, wif caliko tayle an brown an blak spots awn hur hed an bak.
Mai brudder’s kitteh hadda diffurently coloured tayle wifa machin pach on hur sied an hed.
CC gets berry creatib in collurin teh kittehs, aifinkso!
Aifink sumtymes CC getz teh boarded wif teh culluring wurk sew hazza littlol fun wunce inna whyl.
mai kitteh hadz a tayol likez dat
aktual culur mai nawt match screan kulurs
It almost matches!
Mah tayle’s kostyoom — let me show u it!
Dis is wut a calico luks liek after it haz been scareded.
mos kittehs jus lost der mittens. Yu is an over-acheever, kitteh! An a kyute bebeh, tu! Yu an yet tayle ckan come lives wif me! Well, if you kan put up with the odder three kittehs, dat is.
That is the most awesome caption EVER!
@@@@@!
Butt teh pun hurted mai hed.
Myn tew. Beeg Hedesk!
Gawd Ai ar teh stoopy. I just gawt the pun. Re-tail-er.
Ai ar S-M-R-T!!
*patz Dave onna hed*
Dat’z ok, it b late, u hadded deh long day. Heer, haz a chokklit martoonee!!
Cheez!!
Ai still haz a cupplol cuppy caeks if U haz teh hongree.
sumbuddy fell in da paint kan & got pulld outz bi da tail, ifinkso!
Ai miss mah kitteh…Jewel haz nawt come owt foar 3 days…..she is mad at meh foar sumfin, aifinkso!
ware shee bee hidin?
unner teh couch. She haz nawt hissed at meh, butt(!) she haz nawt moved, either.
iz she eetin an uzin liddurbaux????
ai haz tu goe jeremy – dey wans tu lawk up da awfice
wil seez yu awl tewmarroe
Oh yesh, she is using both uf dem….and ai got her tu come out just nao when ai extended teh sides uf teh couch out. She is mewin, and it sounds liek teh last tiem she wuz in heat. She is ok nao, aifinkso, butt(!) Ai will watch her foar a while.
Aithotso yu gotted her spaydeded?
Ai culd nawt du eet last tiem….ai will dis tiem, though….the mobile service comes thru nawt next week, butt(!) teh wwek after, methinks. Ai will luk tu be sure.
*nodnod* If her nawt spaydeded yet, an her making teh yowlee noizes, an seem tu be eeting an awl, tehn sownds lyk her in heet. (Yu haz teh boy-kittehs lining up owtside lukking beri innerested?
) Will stop wurrying so much nao.
Oh – trai gibbing her catnips.
Nawt toys, straight jenrus halping uv catnips, awn a towul oar inna box oar awna cleen floor. Ai haz had teh gud results wif it wif gurl-kittehs in heets. Altho it duz be a lil messy… du nawt du awn yur bed unless yu lyk scratching awl nyte!!!
Duz hur haz teh elevatur butt wen u tawlk to hur?
Peggy did dat ALOT befoar hur gotted teh fixded.
She duz….ai ‘member eberyfing frum befoar when she wuz liek dis.
@prysma-kitteh: Ai do nawt see no boi-kittehs outside teh door, fank CC.
Um — kin u moov teh couch to czech on hur? Iz shee goin in an owt wen u izzint watchin (to eet & to pee), or nawt?
*haz a worree*
Um, ai haz tu agree — haz yu checked awn her? Her be eeting an uzing litterbox?
Coz if nawt eet fur 24-36 owrs, oar nawt had bowul moovmint, yu need tu get her tu Dr TinyVet wifakwikness, and if nawt peeing, her need tu get tu Dr TinyVet STAT.
Suddin behavyur chanjes can indicate helf ishoos. Plz tu be purviding moar info, we haz a wurried!!!
Ai will leave teh couch in teh reclined posishun so she can nawt hide unner it. Effen she moves, ai will know eet!
Phew! Fankies, Jeremy.
*stops worrying*
{{{Jewel}}}
Fankees, D.R. As Ai am postifyin’ dis, she haz come owt from her hiding spawt and is waddloling around awn her back 2 legs and snugloling one uf mai socks.
@prysma-kitteh: Ai cannot see teh calendur yet foar teh November schedule foar teh Denver Dumb Friends League mobile service, butt(!) Ai will check ebery dai until teh noo wun is up.
oh, h3ll! S-P-L-O-R-T !!!
aaakkkk da cween iz doun!!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv kalikos onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, yur madjisty. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & a nice hot cuppa tee.
*snugglolz intu blankee*
Fankeez willyboy!!
nom, sip, sip, nom, sip, nom nom, sip
kittehs tale iz rathr conspikyoous replasemunt. ai likes it!
Ai had tu taek it frum teh fawxfire
God hazza sense ob humor
He duz….jes luk at teh ducky-billed-playpuss!!
Looks like a cat-a-pillar to me.
Remynz me of wolly-wurm!
Wunner if teh collers awn teh tayle meen wii gonna has a harsh wintur oar nawt….
I finxo it be to tell himz age.
Lyk cowntin ringz awn teh tweez?
Somware a genetic experymint went horribly wrong.
noes…iz jest doze sillah kids wif dere crazee phashun scents
lil phashun kitteh maiks an stademint da ole fuddieduddiez kant preesheate
shee iz rebell!!!
shee iz rebull wif an PINKEE NOES!!!
Ai bet shee haz teh pinkee toez azwell. *nods*
*holds CHRG titelee*
*runs by wif a roll of goosetaype*
*rapraprapraprap*
Dere, shud nawt come off nao.
Yu iz sayfe frum da splortifyings.
Ai halpz.
Berry halpful, collegekitteh!!
*handz cK a chokklit martoonee
cheez!!!
It’s an “interesting” look.
Alrite, I’m bak!
Ennywun miss me?
Ai did, Ai did!!! Hao yu iz, red?! *waves paws fur-iously*
Jeremy — please look up the thread. ↑ We are worried about your kitty!
Fankees, ns….ai had nawt sawed teh worries. Jewel is ok, aifinkso. Ai will be watching her berry mush moar closer, ‘speshully todai. Ai am doin’ teh “gushi-fud” eggsperiment: if teh gushi-fud is gone bai mornin’, ai knoes she came and eeted it.
I wuz juss talkin to you!! Oh, that hasn’t happend yet. Well, yesh, redd, we all mist you! Glad yer back!!!!
Fanks.
I hadda go run do sum lawndrees.
* Frows a cuppy caek frum teh last lol at red *
Iz red velbet, wif teh Mainly coon BC in icing awn teh tawp. Catch!!
OOoh, fankyoo!
I lubs teh red velbet!
**stiks teh finner in teh icing an likks it awf**
YUM!
O mai! caek mayd frum belvit and red
Oh noes, nawt maded ov me at awl! Iz gud an sweet, nawt lyk me.
I did buy dis shurt partlee cuz it sed “red” awn it.
luvvly shurt, r! aye can seize Y U want it!
(my Andy gotted marrigified, and ai is hoaping 4 red-heded kidlets sumday!)
gotta goes now,
Bai cheezpeepz!
Bye, kitkay!
Akshulee, I wared dat shurt 2 werk 2day. Fank gud-niss wii has teh cashulol dress coad!
I finkso I be goin too.
‘Nite, Cheezpeepz!
Kitteh noes hau to acksessoreyes
Kitteh wunders:
“U fink iz too bizzy?”
Maybeh needz some matchin boots an mittens….
Iees Creem Kitteh habz
Banilla Bawdee andz a
Carramell Cruntch Tayl!
Iees Creem Kitteh habz
Bawtill Brush tayl dat maykz hurz
strykeenglee yooneek!
Iees Creem Kitteh still
amz ekkstreemlee ‘Sploart!’~a~shuss
andz canz still braykz hartz!
Jack.
An she is yung and will be doin it fer YEARS! Is nyce poem, Jack, as per teh ushual, an yummy, tu! I fink I has to go has a snack….
I can has a brag foar a minnit?
I finalee gottid teh nastee greese awf my stove!
Whoevur libbed heer befoar I did fryed EBERYFING an teh greese wuz neerly impawsiblol to get awf!
I finalee diddit! Fanks to teh mikro-fibur cloths.
yay!! three cheers for the neat freak kitteh!
I be far frum neet freek, but I lyk stuff kleen, speshulee my kitschin an baffroom.
Teh stove nobz wuz teh pleh stikee.
eewww, good fur U, that U has a clean kitchen!
yesh me 2, I wuz jus pulling Ur tayl
**pulls red’s tail and runs awai**
Hay, dat iz attatchded!
how U iz ? not has seen U fur a while
I can has a busee
Ohai, 2_k!
I’m fien. Wented awn bakaysun a cuppla weeks ago. Czech my LOLs an pikshurs!
Oh, an Dini mite be gettin a liddlol sistur. Derez a kitteh dat I mite be ‘doptifyin soon. Hurz a stray dat hangz arown teh partmint complex an I want hur so hard!
Hao teh adoptificayshun going?
I gotta tawlk to teh leesin ajint 2morro, an mayk shur dat iz alrite I can has anuthur kitteh.
I cawled teh vet’s awfiss an dey sed iz alrite to bringin hur in. Ifn teh leesin ajint sez I can has kitteh, I will hoapfulee tayk hur in Wedzday oar Fryday.
*crosses fingurs*
*crosses toes*
*crosses arms*
*crosses legs*
*crosses aies*
*fawls ober*
**halps p-k bak up**
Bee teh kareful!
I saw hur tonite, whie. I wuz doin teh lawndreez. Hur iz teh sweet! I wuz sittin awn a bench an hur caym rite up 2 me an letted me pet hur. I got sum pikshurs of hur awn my fone, butt nawt has way to get dem to pyootur.
OOOO, OOOO, I nowz how tu du dis!!! Ma dotter showeded me. If ur fone kin sendz text/piksure messingages, u putz ur e-mayo address in wher da fone # shud go, an u e-mayos the piksures tu urselfs! Doan no bout ovver netwerks, but werks wif verizon.
OK, I’m still LOLing.
Don’t hate me, because I am different
Nevver!! I lubbing u kuz ur u!!!!
testin wun too free…. wun too free…
iz wurkin! danka Janetcanhas4kittens! IT WURKS!
QM!!! Yoo can has a BLOO1111!1
Naow ai jus need teh picture….
aill wurry bout dat tommorrow.
teh QuoteMan bein happy
he be havin teh bloo!
BLOO!
naow he needs teh pishkure
but firust he must be the sleepin
G’NIGHT!
wich retailer? Wal-Mart?
Ifinso… I saw lotza witchez fur sale dare.
Aifinkso it waz teh petsmarts!
Da kitty cat loks su kut. i’s mad a few funy wons. i rat u’rs a five here dat a five. five is spelt F-I-V-E. five. five is what i rat dis. four shal bi undirrated. Six shal bi ovirratid, but five shal bi da gud numbir. da number five is the numbir i’s shal vot on. not four, or six, or three, or one, or two, or 109375865633658, but five. F-I-V-E. 5. FIVE
Montee pyfon?
Montee pyfon referince FTW!!
whut is yore fayborite kolour?
whut is teh capitlol uf Assyria?!
bloo. no, yel —- aieeeeeee!
Oh hai cheezpeepz!!
U prolly noez dat wii b doeing sum Dark and Stormy Nitez tu honner ower fren Goosey hoo didded deh berry nawt-sekkund wun. And wii b habbing sum holloween partyz.
But, ifinso mebbee dere b sum kunfushyun but wut b happening wen.
Deh simplol anser b on deh
CheezTownCryerz Cheezee Calendar.
Deh long winded anser b:
Wed, Oct 28
@ 6am ICHC time: Dark adn Stormy Nite Hosted bai Mezzomom
Sat, Oct 31 (Halloween)
@ 8am ICHC time: Trollolween hosted bai Guiness Piggeh
@ 12pm ICHC time: Dark adn Stormy Nite hosted by Cweenmj
@ 2pm ICHC time: Holloween Party hosted bai Cweenmj
Thurz. Nov 5th (Guy Fawkez Day)
@ 12am ICHC time: Dark and Stormy Nite hosted bai Annipuss
Klikking heer fur halp wif deh time tranzlationz. Plz tu bairing in mind dat deh USA duzn’t changing frum deh Daylite Sabingz time until 1 Nov. So doze uv u in deh rest uv deh whirrld will just haz tu sort dat owt on yr own … it makez mai hed hurt.
O heck! I will be missin it kus I has to be witchy at teh haunted house. I will has to reed it on the next dai. Which kan be fun, too, uf korse.
mebbe u kin making it tu wun uv deh uzzerz? will b deh funz no matter wen u play.
Eh, what a cute kitten! Seems as if there wasnt enough color left for the whole cat
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Oh NOEZ! Yu lost yur tailz! :’(
Pretty Van cat – nice tayl.
Izza Terkish deeliet?
the old caption is much better…
but the kitty is awesome anyway.
flame on! he iz habing some truble
fotoshawp kitteh habs glewd on tale, afinkso!
Dis b prittiest unikest kitteh I eber sees.
in my head this language sounds like cartman doing a forest gump impression… isa cool kitteh tho
This is a ghost kitty whose tail was bitten off by a ghost dog. So he went to a tavern, because that is where they retail spirits.