Poledancing…

Poledancing… ur doin it wrong
Picture by: Wendy Dahlberg Caption by: faenocturne via Our LOL Builder
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Poledancing… ur doin it wrong
Picture by: Wendy Dahlberg Caption by: faenocturne via Our LOL Builder
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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ornj kitteh iz nawt showwin awwf. Diz tyme.
Aifinkso him haz tu mush nipz. Orinj kitteh nawt can haz balluns bak yet.
yippee fur teh tawp uf teh brayde JK2K.
Ai wuld haz teh ratz dans fur U but dem been in teh nipz, and nawt kare if iz teh tyme tu dans oar nawt.
Ai haz teh cuppy caeks wif hall’ween decormashuns fur noms. Dem haz awl diffrunt flavurs.
Wi can haz goblinz punch fru drinks
Watch out for the poyson!
Kitteh’s nebber due enneyfing rong! STN
Wit ewe, ai agreee. Dis iz x r sizn fur suppl bak!
kitteh finks hee iz poelkat.
Pee-yoo!
Him iz teh Pepe Lepew wunnabe?
fenz sitten – doin dat rong two
Downwerd facing cat.
@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!
o.O – gud wun!
I’ll see Reds’ @@@@@@@@@@@ and raise wif @@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Blessed awr teh flexiblol, foar dey shall nawt bii bent outta shape.
Mebbe kitteh iz frum Ork?
Nanoo! Nanoo!
Yoga – ur doin it rite! U do wut u needz to do, kitteh.
Kitteh iz jus werkin thru med-skool
Ai du it mai wai!
Kitteh’s naym is Sinatra?
Kitteh needz to borry my bideo, I finkso!
Amber has a jawb assa poeldansah?! She can bai hut oen dammed kibbuls, tehn!
To halp mayk enz meet, my bff an I sed wii wuz gonna fynd a playse dat haz “Old fat white chikks nite” an get awn teh staydj!
Mah buttz. Stawp luukin at it.
tehn stawp wayvin it in mai fayse!
Ai stawp wayvin’ wen yous stawp lukkin.
Butt looker.
Meh buttz. Let me shows you it!!!!
* kwietlee handz ambercat teh paddlol frum mai owld grammur school. *
Dis mai halps.
I sees dat paddlol behind yous back.
But … itz such a kyoot butt!
*snerk* You sed but.
Butt soft, what wind through yonder window breaks . . .
Ur wind borkt deh windoh!?!?!?!?!?!???????
*runzawaywifaswiffnessez
Nouncer: da krowd iz hushud az orinjkat preepairs tu dizmount wiff an dublol bakfleep frum dis moast deefikult poesitshun ob heddoun-footzuppe………
Nouncer: dis haz olee bean dun bai da moast grated kitteh jimnists………………
*kitteh fleeps baakywurds, twistez grazflee an lans awn awl fores*
Nouncer: AN ORINJKAT STIKS DA LANDIN!!!!!
ohai da judgez wil haz tu gib dis an hie skoar………..
an ELEBENTY!!!
*da croud goez wilde*
*lukz arownd fur Oscar*
9.8
Teh Russhin judj gibs it teh 5.7
ai new dis computishun wuz fixd.
*kitteh bowz, walks awf adn trips ober Gatorade cooler*
Ornjj Kitteh habz an
itchee himz no canz skratch. Datz
wutz t2h fenss amz 4!
Ornjj Kitteh jusst
filleeng tyme untilz Hoarseez
cumz bye 2 gawssipp!
Ornjj Kitteh amz
berreh payshunnt awllso wawntz
besstest Barn Yard Nooz!
Jack.
Does this mayk my butt (!!) luk big?
Lookit da sies ob dat pole cat!
♫♪
I’m beein mooned by a moonin kitteh
Moon kitteh moon kitteh
Flashed at and bared at by a moonin kitteh
Moon kitteh moon kitteh ♫♪
@@@@@
W00t!!!!!elebenty!!!!
Yay! Cat Stebenz sawng. $#(*#%;
Ooooopz…… trai agen….. ♫
lookinn”epacsdnal “fo a channge♪
Poledancing… You’re doing it cute.
˙ɾɹoɾ ʍəʎ lʍɐɔ upɐ ʍəʎ əzəəʍʞs upɐ ʍəʎ ƃnɥ llıʍ ıɐ
˙əlod ʍəʎ qnl ıɐ
orinj kitteh cawls hiz mawmkat:
O: mawm ai metz sumwun………….
M: wutz shee lyk sun?
O: hur naim iz jorge an….
…..wel shees bloned an nawt tew brite
Howz u do dat???? I kant ebben getz mah pitchur tu shows up.
goe too da cheeztowncryer.com fro triksees an halp wif blooinis an abitaurz
You juss rap yer feet arownd da top ob da pole….an slide down.
Transcatmalation pleez NC66!?!?
My hedd iz almos esploded trien to read dat
Phe!! Maeked it tru a busy dai!! Nao foar teh stoopy hoam chores before ai kin play…..*grumble, grumble, shows teh finger to BC, grumble*
where iz legz?
Should be – pile driver – your doing it wrong
Ornj kitteh testn neew fens pol for size.
I is not doing anything wrong. I ment to do that.