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Fink Ai’d prifurr toona
Congrats Anni! Hav a toona buttee, wif mayo adn sum sawftee drinkees!
Thx! Can Ai haz cucumumber wiv it plz?
Shure, an tomarto, an lettiss, an hard-boyld egg!
Juss mayo an cucumumber fur me thx!
Ohai anni! Ai wuz jus reedin teh cheesetown cryer an momcat uv gascat has lefted a commint dere fer u an anee uvver TTI cheesefrends askin fer sum halps. Pleez awl TTI cheesefrends tew chek it owt?
OK, Juss off 2 see!
Ohai, annipuss! Awn behaf ov teh Tampa Bay aria ov Floriduh, pleez aksept mai apologeez fur teh terribul wae teh Buckanears played futbawl in TTI yesterdae. Butt (hee hee) it wuz noe diffrunt tahn teh wae tehy plae heer, sew welcum tew mai whirrled. Ai lives abowt 20 miels frum thier staydium. Wi still donut noe hao tehy maed it tew teh Sooper Bowl taht wun tiem. Kthxbai!
I lubz ur kitteh wif punkin avatar!!!
Ohai Catsablanca! Noe need 2 polltjize Ai din’t watsh teh gaem! – Ai aer ownlee slitelee interessed in TTI Sokker – prifurr owr summur gaem uv crikkit!
Kwikklee rubs owt teh t an puts i in pollijize!
Toona brainz! Yeah, Tahts wat ai want!
WHY DOES HE WANT BRAINZ????
Oar CHEEZBURGER!!!!!!
Wif braynz! An picklols!
An kat-shup!!
mmmmm….bwainz….
Boaf
Can I borrow that kitteh fur holloweens?
Zombitteh sez will wurk fer toona…
“Twikk oar Tweetz,
Smellz mai feetz,
Gib mih toona braynz tu eetz …”
OH Noez!! Momchan just rote and tolding mii dat hur cannot hosting deh Dark adn Stormy Nite on dis Wenzdii at 6 am ICHC !!! Hur sister will b habbing sirjury and needingz hur dere at deh horsepistlol.
If enny wun else kin stepping in, I wud preeshee8ing it!! Just sending an emayo tu cweenmj @gmail.com (just closing deh spais) adn I will sending u wut u needz tu dueing deh kikoff.
6am ICHC=
… 9am Pacific
…10 am Mountain
…11 am Central
…12 pm Eastern
… 5 pm TTI
… 8 pm Sidney Next Day
Ai sended yu a emeow, mai cween!
Fankeez mezzomom!! u will hazzing a knee mayo soon!!!
ohai cween,
jus a littlol fyi, TTI fell bak this weekend so teh teim will be 4 pm there, not 5 pm! When we falls bak this weekend it will be 5 hours diffrence again.
And it’s WED??
omcc, I is SO out of tuch!
Glad I seed this, I will be there but late! I can halp but I has lunch at that tiem, so won’t be here til abt 12:15 EST… if I can does anything!
Hello! hello1 *echoes adn crikket chirps* Ware iz ebbry buddy?
unforshunately, at pleh werk
ifinkso they is out shopping for hallolween costumes and candees and stuffs.
wut is u going to be?? I is gonna be zombified!
Ai hazznt deesided yet. Gotta dew sum cwik finking! Wii am going to a Asleep at the Wheel concert in Moose Jaw (reely!) awn Hallolween nite. Maybee ai shudz juss be a cowgirl!
oo oo oo! ai hadz a idear! cud get a beeg blonde wig adn beeg falsies adn dress as Polly Darton!
LOL! that’s funny… even funnier if you was a boi!
Speakifying of costumes, there is a gallery working of peeps’ Halloween avatars on my site. Plz to let me know if u has dressed up ur avatar and wanna be included. kthxboo
*swimswimswimswimswim*
Could my squirrel friend and I be in the gallery? Please? kthxsplash!
O mai, teh gallery iz ful ur win an awsum!
Ai neber gnu hellokitty could look sew skaree!
O hai, Hugh! Urs was teh firstest avatar I grabbed. I dunno whut happened to it.
*rummages in files* Nope, not there…
*rummages in dollar sine bag* Not there neither…
*rummages in fridge* Mmm… leftovers… Hay! Whut’s this in teh freezer? O noes! Hugh’s avatar? How did that get in there?
I’ll postify it just as soon as I get it thawded out.
Ai aer in TTI an comfuzzled bai teh tiem warp!
Tooner iz bettr dan branes.
Unless ur a zombie…
kitteh likes teh ice cream
kitteh dance a panther
kitteh dance a hoho
scarecrow you answer!
Mebbe toona-flvr braynez …. or braynez-flvr toona?
Purrrrhaps just teh toona, hold teh braynez.
ai kan haz toona melt????
onna egrish moofin
cheddur an swish
an bakkun!!!!!
holed da braynz
kthx*drool*bai
*lukz a handz holding braynez*
EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
cween yu relli maid mee LOL
Zawmbee Kitteh woodz
reelee lyke sum Braynz, butz den
Toona amz sayfurr!
Toona cumz frum a can.
Zawmbee Kitteh duz nawtz knoez
wayr doze Braynz habz been!
Zawmbee Kitteh willz
waytz untillz Braynz rypennz. So
Toona wurkz 4 naow!
Jack.
*clappity clappity clapptiy floofee paws fur owr awsum Jack!*
Brovv-oh! Brovv-oh! Wunnerful az alwaes, Jack!
I can has brainz?
Wai sertinlee!
*puts big scoop uv brainz awn Tom’s plate*
Enjoi!
mhm… I’z like brainz! Can has moar?
(just wayt till a reely kyoot LOL, tehn ther will be plenty ob splorted-owt brayns laying arownd, free for teh taking. ob corse, iz considerd gud manners to putting most ob tehm bakk into teh peeps heds tehy belong to.)
Tooner iz gud. Gib meh ur tooner….tooner bref. Ai wants it nao!
Ur toona er ur braynz….chooze wizely!
Well, teh brayns in kinda ruff shape frum splortage, an nawt getting used much at teh mommint ennyway…
* fwips thru “Guinness Piggeh (c) Cheezland Ebents Plannur” *
* fwip, fwip, fwip, fwip * Ah, yesh. Heer wii am. Caturdai… 31rd Oktobrrr…
* scribblols “cayblol cars” *
o boy! sownds lyke anuvver plot iz in progis!
O.O
Kay Bull Carz??? u iz bringing Kay Bull Carz tu deh Halloween Party?? W00t!! w00t!!
Does wii has aneefing planned awlreddy, mai leege?
Dere b a Dark adn Stormy nite in memree uv Goosy on deh 12pm ICHC lol, adn a Holloween Party on deh 2pm ICHC Lol.
u haz been away wif ur RLS agin, hazn’t u??
* slow, sad nod nod nod *
Hmm… eet wheel bii a Caturdai, aifinkso… wii kin has an otter hallolwe’en partee laytur awn? huh huh? kin wii? huh huh?
(pssst… 6am cheezthyme lol iz erlier, nawt laytur, aifinkso!!)
Ah yes… well… taht am whut ai mented… uh huh… yesh.
* faynts *
Cablol cars? We am going to teh Alps??? Yay, ai wanna plauy wif a marmot!!!
hay Hay HAY! Plz tu NAWT bii playing wib teh mowntin rodints! Yu mite drop won! O, teh Hyooge Manatee!!!
* faints dramatikalleh *
GP! Speak to me GP!!
*waves slightly-used sweatsock under GP’s nose*
Phew! fankies Hugh!!! Taht wus a close won!
Gud fing we nawt in teh mowntins yet, oar yu cudda fawled offa teh Alps when yu faynted!!!
An ai wazzint gunna drop tehm, waz gunna invite tehm intu teh cablol car fur a ryde!!! An mebbe a game uv Twister oar sumfing afterwurds.
* faynts agen *
The Alps, o boy o boy!
*prepairs tew maik lyke Hanniblol ‘With a 1,000 elephants!’
Woohoo, lolofants an marmots an an an… sumfing, ohmai!!!
lolofantz, adn marmots, adn … skee instruktorz … O MAI!!
skee instructorz?
*swoons*
*ropes ebreewun tugevver wifakwikniss*
Er… taht nawt lukk kwite ryte sumhao… sowree, ai nawt a mowntin climer. Whair mai bukk awn nottee fings?
Fallz off teh mountain yelling ” ALP, ALP!”
Stock up on da tuna before Halloweens, in case mor zombie cats show up.
ai luv dat spookeh kittehz… hao peeteh mah hunee haz alerdegiez :’(
I love that cat it is so cute. …Brains… Or tuna. Tuna is fine.
Really fun!
(have it as background)
my kat dont setle 4 less he wont brane adn toona
Are dat happycat?
OH NOES! Happy Cat has been infected by teh zombehz!