Maybe if I hold REALLY still, they’ll bring out the cat treats to find me…
ill do anyfing 4 dos yummy treetz.
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Catmoflague, ai has eet.
Congrats, GP!
ooo fankies Anni!!!
Ai lieks yur hat, btw!
Ware is ur costoom, piggeh??
Huh? Whut? O, Fronk am steel werking awn eet…
* nod nod * Hims sed sumfing abowt eet wheel bii “faboolus”
oh, you is coming as Liver Itchy??
hu? * has a confoosed *
/lolspeak
Liberace?
Ah, teh sparklee sparklee peeyano man? Aifinkso ai red abowt him in aynshunt heestoree class…
pft… if we is going by ur memory, piggeh, EVERYTHING is anshunt historee!
is NAWT mai fawlt ai is awl yung adn hansum…
Adn… adn… NEKKID?
and haz prematchur old timers…..
JK piggeh!
*hands GP noo supply of ginkgo bilobas*
Gud U nawt haz been nommed.
Ai went tu teh benifit fur teh littlol gurl wif cansur…dem gibbed us pinny gig pi tu nom. Adn skunk soop adn teh porkee pine nugguts.
ai fought et wuz fernandoo lamaz dat wuz faboolus?
noes – heez wuz mahbelloos
*williboi goez bak tu stairen et triksee pichoor tu tri fynd da kitteh*
or teh tuna!
Can but hoep!
Canned butt?
DO NOT WANT.
Wen dere wuz ham fur skool lunsh we yoost 2 sai “Yum yum pigs bum we awl get sum” (In TTI we sai bum nawt butt)
Well – it duz sownd moar purrrlite, aifinkso.
I thotso that wud heineh sausaje?
Ravver habs heinie sossaj tahn heinie flu. Oh yesh. *snerk* thass wut wun ob our frends cawls H1N1, heinie flu.
Mii tu!!!! Ai bi cawlin itt teh Swini Hini [Swynee Hynee?] Floo.
Butt, butt teh porky buttz iz frum teh leggies nawt teh buttz.
teh kehhti me in caelfloge
he be hiden frum u tee hee
were he go?
he be wantin teh treaties
he luks like teh moo-cow
Iz dere a kitteh in teh pikshur?
uf couries der be a kehhti! ar u be triyen tu trick me an mak a phunny? ur du u not ashkully seez teh kehtti?
Dunno, but Ai can see 2 iiez an wun paw wiv pinkie toe pads!
Ooooh – dere beez teh kitteh!
*holds CHRG on bery titelee*
Doze pinkee pinkee toe pads!!!
*finks uv werk insted so az to nawt splort*
Phew. Dat wuz close!
a haa! u were making teh phunny-joikes! dat be a phunny wun!
*runs arown in mask*
Ai nawt see enny kitteh!!! Tihs be an owtrage!!! Ai coming here tu see kittehs, an ai spekt tu see tehm!!!!!elebenty!!!
ohai prysma! is cory recubbered from his tutoring? I saw teh videos, and they made me skweeee!!!
Cory iz so compleetlee recobered ai nawt fink him eben gnu ennyfing happined sept a day uv cudduls frum nu peeples! LOL Him lying awn uvver end uv cowch frum me ryte nao, sleeping an recharjing fur reeking uv havok agen. Free adult kittehs an 2 adult hyoomins cannawt keeping up wif hims energees!!!!!
Well, if there’s not, then the blanket has big yellow eyes.
Ooo blankie, wot BIG iies yoo hab!
noe – dat iz optipiklol alooshun
doze bee marblols sumwun drawpt onna priddy cow blankee ifinkso!
ai fink teh enrirte lol be an opitical ilusiun…
just maek shurz y00 dont getz stepd on….
oh no! i can see pinkee toe pads
but ai be seein teh GREEN tootsie-pads…
…. which wun uf us iz craziyer?
dey iz neider green nor pink….dey iz bleu duh!
oksorrwy….
did u be getin teh imaptiants correktin maei?
Is a Canayjun Goose, CLEERLY!
*snerk*
Yu shur it nawt bees teh ‘tarsier’?
CANADA!!!! NAWT CANAYJUN!!!! Harrumph.
Pew! Wotta stinkee mask!
hraai CANADA!!! TIM HORTONS!!! EH?!
ooo… GP hit DK’s sensitive spot ifinkso!!
do you need some creem, DK???
Why, fankies, SG! Perhaps sum clotted creem, wif stromberrehs? Adn anjel fuds caek? *has a hoepful*
er… wut IS clotted creem, anyways?
I know it’s sum kind of fud, but it sounds… not sew grate, ackshully!
Its teh thikkist creem u can hab – eben thikker dan wat u cawl hebbee creem!
is creem whut is boiled an boiled an then cooled in a tray.Then a lubberly crust appeers awn the top.
It am the NOM!! Speshully wiv scones an jam
Awlsew bern nommilishus wif stromberreez.
Com awn ober an we’ll sho yu!
mabbeh I will!
I can has teh scones and jams too, rite? rite??
Ai’ll eben maek teh skoens maisef! (An nawt teh stoopy posh bint in teh big hat!)
ai be havin teh Canayjun Goose fer mai pet…. he be guardin mai tresuarwe! up her in teh GREAT WHITE NORF, we hab lots uf tresuarwe!
We duz? Whai ai nawt haz mai share???
dunno… u shood ashk Harper… maybie he be hidin it? or maybie he be safe-keepin it fer u?
Thass it, he be pertecking aor treshur fer us. Yup.
mai treasuarwe-guardin-goose be prutecktin main. dunno bout all u over Canadians.
qwik!! close yur iiezs en curls yur pinkee toes! en…en…oh wait forgots bout tem pinkee earz too…hmmmm whattodowhattodo
* fwips thru “Guinness Piggeh (c) Cheezland Ebents Plannur” *
* fwip, fwip, fwip, fwip * Ah, yesh. Heer wii am. Caturdai… 31rd Oktobrrr…
* scribblols “crowkay” *
can u fit in a session tu teech me haow tu play crowkay? ai not be nowin how…
Dun wurry, wii is drafting in a fabyoolus crowkay teechur!
danka!
Will there be flamingos?
*haz a hoepful*
Hmmm. Neber mind. Ai will nawt be heer on Caturday.
AAAWWWWW!!!!!
*powt* Nawt be heer?
Eben if ai brings flamingoes? Bebbeh wuns? An hedgehogs? Bebbeh wuns?
babbeh flamingo… WANT
Sssshhhh — u duzzint want teh cween to heer u.
Ai weel be at Dizneeland wif mah huzbin & mah littlol gurl, celebraytin teh burfday uv a sertin Cheezpeep.
An Ai wull be in Lincoln (TTI)
Crowkay! Oh goodygoodygoody!
Yays, sumwun get teh flamingoes an hedgehogs!!!! We gunna play krowkay!!!
ai kan breng teh flaminglols frum VHF – wih has lots’n'lots!
Very Humid Florida?
Yupz – oar Verri Hawt Flolrida – taik yur pik.
*lolspek off fer seriouz topics*
Query: How can I get set up a hyperlink to my ICHC profile when commenting? I can see others have it set up, but I can’t seem to figure it out. Please help.
*lolspek bak on*
Ware eet sais “Website” unner yur emayo address, plz tu typing teh address fur yur ICHC profyle adn taht’s eet!
weneber ai be triyen dat, mai comment dosnt get posted… iz jus deleted wifout bein seen bai eneberywun.
sumtimes iz trikky, has to yooze teh rite format for yor profile addy cawz sumtimes WP suznt liek teh ovver kinds, yoo kan finding teh info at teh Cheez Town Cryer, az willy an p-k haz sed.
QuoteMan – please look at yur profile – an trai waht ai sed there.
goe tu da cheeztowncryer.com fro halpful hents……………
You can finding menny ansurs at teh Cheez Town Cryer
lyke dis wun: mt. mckinnley
oar dis iz an grate wun: 42
an ob corz da klassik: d. awl ob de abuv
ann mini moar
da answer is blue
Nun ob teh abuv, xsept awn Fursdaes, Elbis’s burfdae (aftur free pee emm) an teh dae aftur teh looner eyeklips, wen its teh fird wun frum teh rite.
Da bestest catoflaj eber.
* scamper scamper scamper *
Ohai ebberywon!!! Iffn ai kin has yur tenshuns plzthx???
* puts awn scareh mask *
Tihs Caturdai, teh 31rd Oktobrr… awn teh… umm… 8am Cheezthyme LOL??? Does wii has won den? * shrug *
Aneewai, at sum poynt around den (whutebber thyme taht happens tu being ware yu is) wii kin has a littlol Hallolwe’en partee!
O, yesh yesh yesh!!! Wii kin has “Trollolwe’en”!!!
Dere wheel bii a LIBE akshun Troll-Hed Krowkay gayme hosted bai nun otter dan ower berry own Burfdai Fairy!!!
Oh, adn fur teh adbencherus wii wheel awlso bii opening up teh Cheezland Safareh gaytes fur a speshul gyded tour ob…
* cue dramatik musiks *
…Tee-Arr-Ohh-Ell-Ell Canyun!!!
Yesh yesh! Bakk frum hunting down teh mowst smelleh adn grumpeh Trolls, teh Troll Hunter wheel bii HEER tu taking us awl up in teh cayblol cars adn teeching us abowt Trolls!!!
So, plz tu bringing yur scary costooms (Troll mask opshunul), crowkay mallits adn chokklit!!!
Sea yu dere!!!
ai hopin ai can be dere… jus so longd as ai can figure out teh tiyme diferance between cheez-tiyme an Alberta…
*does a widle maff*
aiv gott it! cheez-tyme is bout four hours off frum Alberta! rite naow iz about 1:50 it sayz hwere iz about 9:50, so iz pretty simples maff.
aill be dere!
Yesh! Cheez-tyme is bout fore owers erlyer tan Skatchwan…at leest till daylite sabingz witch we do nawt do onaccounta it confooses teh cows. Oar sumfing liek dat. *snerk* wadebber, iz a noosans habbing tu chanj teh cloks ennywais.
Nao ai can has a confoosed! Daylite sabings is nao, an wen it ends ai dunno …. aifinkso we be 5 ours off cheeztime? *wanders off muttering*
USA dailite sabin ens dis weekend. TTI endid lass weekend. Ai had 2 chaynj 15 clokks an tiemurz!
Iz yu shur it bi sayf?? Ai seed teh Juwrasik Park.
…an heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Maggie2016 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy caeks, refreshifying orinj caeks wif lemmin glaze, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif frizbees taht make rainbows wen tehy fly, liddle wind-up raysing pengwin dolls (in honor ob teh luvly tuxie kitteh so cunningly catmofalged in teh LOL), kandee, an wif halolween coming up, sets ob funnyfayse pumkin stikkers, notepads, an bukmarks!!
an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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Rainbows!!! *frows frizbee happilee an dansdansdanses in teh rainbow*
haippy birfdai tu eberywun ai not be nowin!
For bestestr hiding, must assume croissant kitteh yoga poze – awl eckstremitees to teh middul and hed tukd down insied by billeh.
well ai gots tu be goin naow (tu mak teh nummy-fuggie-brownnies) but ai goin tu be bak! siya cheezheds!
-QM
Bai QM! Adn if yoo hab enny lefted-ober brownees….
Ohyesh! Brownees!
hu nidz wairz wall doe wen dere’z ….
WAIR’Z KITTEH????
Goo nyt, awl yu lubblolly cheezepeeps! Tiz tym foar mih tu skam purr awn hoam! Sweetz dreemzes!
*waivz floofy paw owt kar windoe az wih dryv daown teh roed*
*SCHMOOS*
“Wares Waldo?” Kitteh-style!
Ai nawt kare wair waldo iz…unless dat iz teh naem uf teh kitteh.
not waldo…..loldo maybee?
Tha cat has exactly the same patterns as mah cat =[]
OMG! it juz looks like mah cat!
U juz stole mah cat! givez it bak!