AGORAPHOBIA
AGORAPHOBIA Outside is a scary, scary place.
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It’s big an fritnin
Berry, berry beeg!
An berry berry fritnin!
Ai ams a howskat.
*in Dr.Phil voys:
So howskat werkin 4 u?
thx berry much, u had me laffing good der!
Concats on ur nawt sekkund! It’s kinda cowld heer in MSA (Medium Sized Amerika), sew Im assuming it’s preddeh cowld in TTI?
Perhaps some nice, steemy hawt choklawit wif marshymallows?
Akchoolee we aer habbin a myld spell max64, min50F.
Ai juss had mai bedtiem hawt choklit, but can awlwais manij sum moar!
Ooh. Dat be vurreh nyce weavur! I dont rly like da winter muchly, sew Im alreddeh lookin forward tew teh springtyme!
And I made you a small cup of hawt chokklit, sew yew doant gets tew much kaffene and cant sleep.
Thx!
Ohai, happines Sunnydaiz ebreewunz. Ai hurd awn nuze last nite da sinetistz gabe sum hawt cocoz tu bunch ub peepuls ebree daiz fur sum wilez nd dey finkso wuz gud fur dere helfines.
Chokklit can kyoor moast fings! Iz berry gud fur wen u feel sad!
Iz awlso gud wen u feelz gud!!!!
Iz wun uv teh issenshul fud groops Aifinkso!
Do nawt want to get dirty feet.
Keepin inside keeps da pinkee pinkee toe pads pink, an absoloot necessitee fur a well-groomed kitteh.
Agoraphobia is not a fear of the outdoors or of going outside. It’s a fear of feeling trapped with no means of easy escape. Think traffic jam on the freeway.
I used tu putting deh hand loshun on Sandeez pinky toe padz in deh wintur kuz hur likkinged tu go owt adn play in deh snowz adn den hur liddlol toe padz wud git awl dry adn krakked. Shii liked gitting deh loshunz rubbed intu deh liddlol paddz.
OMCC dat’s way too cyoot!!!!!1!
gotta take keer uv dem pinkee toe padz!!
Dis wish da naybore-mans wud wears pantz.
Angoraphobia? Feer ov fuzzy white cats?
feair uf bein in teh outsides ashkully
Dat’s agoraphobia, nawt aNgoraphobia!
*lolspek off fer particular discusiyon*
With Agoraphobia, it’s the fear of open spaces or of being in crowded, public places like markets. Fear of leaving a safe place.
With Angrophobia, you have a fear of anger or of becoming angry.
*lolspek bak on*
ai be liking teh topic uf teh phobias…. ai rely luv theis topics!
*whew* ai wuz affeared eet wuzza feer uv soff fuzzy wabbits oar goatz.
Mai faybrut is *Arachibutyrophobia* – teh feer ob peenut budder stikkin to teh rufe ob yur mowf!
ai been heerinuf dat! howza bout teh Xlyophobia? teh feair uf wooden obyjicts or teh foresties!
Oh, Thanx!! I neber thawt ob any ob dat…TILL NOW!!
*treez tippyy toe in bhind pj*
*tikklol pj wif leefz*
BUGGA, BUGGA, BOOO!!!!!
AAaaarrg!!!! Wat movie wuz dat wiff da trees cum alive?
Nebbermind, I nawt want to know!
Ooo, I hate dat! Ai’v alwais found Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia tew bii inneresting. Why iz teh phear of long words sooooooooooooo looooooooong. Ai tink itz a konspearacy.
ai be likin u Nissi. ai fink u being reely coolz!
FangQ! Ai fink you r reely cool tew!
LAWL. I doant has a fear of PB stikkin tew my mouftawp, per se, but I sure doant like it muchly!
meddikal libearyun nu dat, makkin teh teensee joke
okai! jus being teh checkin …. (not bein teh chickin …)
aifotso eet wuz teh ufnny!
fuzzee wite rabbitz! wite rabbitz.. hmm…. daown teh hole wif u! eet miii!
o mi eerz n wiskerz
Pizza guy was sposta be here by 1/2 time.
He nawt get no tip!
(Well mebbeh one: Nebber pee intew da wind)
ai be havin tip fer himz:
*ahgem*….
nebber let fissys dribe ur car… dey always crash cause dey not hab fums….
Dassa BERRY halpful tip, QM! Gud khall!
danka
Soundz leik yu neadza gnu pizza guy.
But den dere’s clostra – claust – been afrayd ov comin bak in – its called playin offside.
maibee he be havin HIPPOMONSTROSIQUIPIDIALAPHOBIA?
or RUSSOPHOBIA? CONSECTOTALEOPHOBIA?
ai knaow much bout teh phobias u see, ai be dune many-a-pruject on teh topics….
teh kehtti has teh feair
teh feair uf teh outsides
AGORAPHOBIA
ashkully kehhti jus being silly
he reely being fraid uf teh birdies; Ornithophobia.
Ohai QM! We needz a name for yur new fiveline poetri form wif teh shortest inna middlol adn no rhymes. Kindalyke teh insideout of teh Monti Python brontosaurus theoree? (“Awl brontosawrusses are thin at one end, muchmuch thicker inna middlol, adn thin again at teh other end.”) Hourglass verses maybi?? Oar duzzit awlredi hazza name taht Ai doesn’t know abowt???
CoohaiO
Creem Sikkill Kitteh
lykez t3h Indoarz. Duz nawt wawntz
2 getz pawz durtee!
Creem Sikkill Kitteh
knoez hurz rool t3h Indoarz, but
Owtdoarz…. Nawt so mutch!
Creem Sikkill Kitteh
habz well trayndz Hewminz dat
may nawtz wurk Outdoarz!!!
Jack.
jack…
you’z b AMAYZIN.
jus’ sayin.
Kitteh is prolleh skeered tew go owtsyde because of:
Anteeters
Bighooj Bumblebees
Caravans ob stoopie hooman kids
Daring, diving Eaglols
E…
Eekie mud – donut liek!
Fast cars…
Ghastlee snoes in winturr… pleh!
Harrassing goggies, neighburrs’
Ice in winturr…
J…
Can’t see the ceiling outside. That’s why it’s so skeery.
Ohai, pogo. waird yu getz yur naim? In Calf fur neez twon ai libbed in wuz a club naim dat. fur plai polo, glof nd getz sum nipz.
Eeels dat skweeels
Fud; becoming it
Giant harry spyders
H…
At leest nun uv us heer aer lieklee 2 hab ailurophobia
Haha. I wud hoap nawt! Else we wud has imposters!
That might change, if you knew da ebil “Abbey”.
Bein `fraid uv wun kitteh duzn’t cownt!
Mebbe kitteh is reppubblikan an has algoraphobia.
Dood. I’s skeered of teh owtsidez. Do not want!
Iz Halowein…da ebil “Abbey” weights behaind da
bushes…hear come a kid in a mause costume wid
a bag fulla treets…gopher it , ebil “Abbey”!
iz dat abbey normal?
Abbey only lykd my mom. She nawt lyke if peoples ware shorts.
She stalks…wiggols butt… and attax!!! legs wiff bad noyses and punxure marx. Is dat normal?
Ooh, theh butwiggle ov deth! Shortz-warin peeple gotz no reezon to liv.
In young frankenstein Igor getz teh brainz 4 teh monster frum teh jar marked abby someting…abby normal… alwayz komz 2 mind tihs tiem ov yeer. Prapz ur Abbey caem frum zame jar?
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Agoraphobia…I haz it!
ooohh,i hazit too.i also haZ feer o jeeps an mrs buttaswurth…
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