Of course

Of course You can trust me.
u can nivver trust teh hoominz.
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Of course You can trust me.
u can nivver trust teh hoominz.
Picture by: ChildOfDarkness Caption by: footyfan via Our LOL Builder
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Ai Iz Trustlolabblol!
Congrats, jk2k!
fankyew! luuks liek we habs a ty! conga rats 2U!
Wud dis faes lye 2 u?
Iz mai hooman yu can’t trust!
*nods knowingly*
would thish facef lie to you?
oopsie, i copeid annipuss. sowy. i “hear” dish kitteh wif a sort of snaggul toof lifp, how bout chew?
Yeth!
Yeth, thith kitteh hatha fayth you can trusth.
Oh yessh! But not to be good kitteh! AI noes dat look onley toooo well!
Altho, I wudn’t leab da kitchen wiff all dat salmon on da counter.
*holdz up behbeh otterz*
Cween, iz yoo doin ur impreshun of a sertin Cheezfren?
Moi?
BEHBEH OTTURZ!!!!!!!
~!*splort*!~
Yikes! RBTK, speekz tu mii!
**sweepz up braiynes intu pilol, rinsees wif saline soloooootion*
**pax braynes intu cranyal cabiity*
**putz bak hedbones crectly*
**pullz a CHRG(wdoi) obur RBTK’s skulllllll*
**appliees goodey tayp to sekure*
**raps RBTK in a Cheezpeeps blanik, and supplies hawt choclolit and choclolit possums and octopi (mmmm, pi!)**
Now, theenk of tax returns and nawt aboot kittehs!
Strypee Kitteh knoez
Hewmin’z hydeeng Nom Nom Bawkz
andz wawntz himz fayr shayr!
Strypee Kitteh canz
smellz growdz beef, peppurroanee,
ekkstra, ekkstra Cheez!
Strypee Kitteh canz
habz nawt sekkund slyce. Oarz himz
Hewminz canz suffurr!!!
Jack.
Cunaree? Whut cunaree?
Git in mah belly!
Methinks there’s a sneeze in this cat’s future!
teh kehtti has teh grins
he finks he be trinkin u
truust?
ai be finkin not
so sayz ai teh lol-reeder.
*Runs in and waves wildly from the Eastern parts uf Ky* Howdy cheezfriends!! Chikken Man haz runned mii up and down mountains awl dai. I hazza big tired, and aches and pains.
puur tireds…. u be needin som fings to be perkin u up. ai be finking woopye cooshins, waffals, an eerly-galloween-candi!
*Putz on purdy hat
Howwww-DEE!! Did u see Minne Pearl?
Where wii went, wii saw nowun. Howebber, wii seend a BIG cat paw print in da woods. Wuz about da size uf a drink coaster. Glad wii nawt seen dat kitteh tudai.
Mebbe belonged to litteh in last lol.
Um- not “litteh”, “kitteh”.
Dis kitteh luks laik himz smellz sumfing bad.
[slowly shuffles in]
[takes awf hat]
[hangs rally monkey awn hook]
[tosses jersey inna heap awn teh floor]
[deflates thunderstix]
*HARUMPH*
Stoopy rain in New York
caluu.♪
We have a saying back in eastern Canada, “Never trust a smiling cat or a man with two first names.”
I say that, but I married a man named Stephen Richard.
-Sheri Richard
reeminds meh of mai brotha wen hes bein an wiseguy…