Welcome home!
Welcome home! How was your vacation? Wait … why are you looking at me like that? It’s me, Spunky! What do you mean by “did you eat my steroids?” Oh crap, you mean those weren’t my vitamins?!!
Picture by: bobcatjimmy Caption by: adiadv10 via Advanced Lol Builder
Kitteh haz been fownd owt!
congarats awn ur solo tawp spawt miniminsmum!
O fank q bluesfan – cayr to shayr sum drinkees adn noms?
Wut kynd of drinks an noms duz you haz?
In ur sink, cloggin ur drainz
wif mai ‘ROID RAIGE!!!! RAOWRRR!
*nods* Yup. Ai iz berry angry wen ai gits teh roids tew.
[grabs inflatablol donut and heds tew the TMI barn]
Dere am a Lynx in you synx.
I hope it dont stinx!
Dat’s wot ai finx!
I’z dunno letz riddel da Sphinx!!!
Nao mah tails in a kinkz!
Himz, cudddly…..I finx.
dis wud dribe meh tew drinx
jinks?
Mr. Jinks sez “I hate those meeces to peeces!”.
oh noes! nao i iz gonta heer Dixie Mowse drawlin “Hay Jinxee” inahsides ub mah hedbone awl da liblong day.:-)
♪♫ Pixie, Dixie deedly dum ♪♫
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Look owt fer da roid rage!
Dabs sink kittehs eyes wif Preparation H.
Rong end!
Ai herd dat teh Prep H. shrinks…um…fings.
Sew, it gits rid ob wrinklols.
[shrugs] Butt(!), wut dew ai know?
Ai heered it wuz gud 2 rub in noo tattooz!
*snerk*
[Pawnders wut Anni's tattoo sez]
Awl yor nawt sekkunds awr belawng tew
usmii!B-B-B-Bad tew teh LOL!
Caption THIS!
D…
Donut mess wiv me!
Evvry lol a winner
Furst!!!
G….
Goez 2 Basement Cat
Hoald da veggies
Iz a bad dai.
K….
Kthxbai
LOL(cat)
Moar cheez pleez?
N…
Ize a big kitteh nao!
Big enuf to oberfloe owt ov teh synk
umm ai nevew neoo vat kitty kat have vityminis. ♪♫ koewl! ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ vat was vewry stinkee!! steroids make house vewry tinky in deeeed! ♪♫♪♫♪♫ hehehe… :O
Dassa beeeg kitteh
I expect to see a lion curled up in a sink now.
*runz tu chek sink*
Darn, no Lionz!!
Onlee teh missin lynx.
U meen mai mew iz nao ROWRRRR? Ai still teh sayme kitteh…jus bigger, beddur, an baddur! Ooops! Did ai sez baddur? Roids’ll doo ya, ya knoes!
Itsa links!
A canajun lynx?
*winks*
iz tis Jon cougar mellencat?
MORE LOL, LESS TALK!
i dont like this one.
dat not bein vewy nise cheesburglr….
how wood u feelz if u made it tu teh frunt page, and somwun said tey ddidnut liek it?
teh hoomanz went gone
teh kehtti staied home
he eted teh royeds
tey maded him strung
but kehtti be in trubbol
(dis is being mai new form uf teh poetry: five lines, nun uf teh lines can rhime, teh fird line must be teh shortest uf tem all.)
Berry inneresting….. Must try dis noo form …
I sitz in mai chair
Adn I reedifyz awl deh LOLz
Sumtymez I laff
Whyle I tawkz wif mai frenz
Adn den I goingz tu bed.
hurrai! vewy gud poetryi!
cougar in tha sinnk! with big paw ! ……. … ….. … …. …. …. hum… … .. ♪
ohai, its teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Teenie an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday caeks, wiet cake wif fluffy lemmin frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filed wif bottlol ob raynbow bubblols for blowing, super-kool sekrit-ajint sunglasses an hats an also brite-colurd fevver boas an sparkly toy jooleries for dressing up in costyooms!! (mix an match howeber yoo liek), kandee, an fuzzy wild kitteh stikkers
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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*Grabz brite yellow fevver boa adn flingz it up deh fred
*Grabz joolreez adn tossez dem up deh fred.
*Boa sailz up adn landz on QuoteMan.
*Joolree landingz on Carotte
Oh, u guize luk berry festive!!
Ai git teh sinking feline dat yew doan want meh tew
“PUMP *clap*…YEW UP [points]“
*runz bai NC66 adn drapez a red boa on himz sholderz
gigglol!!!
[tries tew dew skwat thrusts wif boa awn]
[steps awn boa adn make it half way up]
[falls ober]
*THUD*
Hanz & Franz: “Wut uh gurlie mahn.”
Ai see dat yew gawt intew mommeh’s eyeliner tew.
Wut uh cayoot kitteh!!!1!
ooo… gud idea!!!
*grabz deh eyeliner adn linez NC66z eyez
Mebbee u need a perm?
Shirley yew awr nawt trying tew turn NC intew uh gurlie man awr yew?
now, hoo wuld wanting to do a fing liek taht?
Frankly ai doan fink teh cween eber forgave NC foar the wand incident adn purrhaps iz trying tew emasculate himz.
I just b dekkerating him fur halloween!!
Sew dats why awl teh boyz bii cawlin’ meh “punkin”.
Thats a mountain lion.
Nope, iz Lynx/Bobcat. knot sur which kinde.
Iz nawt kwite sootabul fur a howse pet, Aifink!
An yet, yoo kannit halp butt(!) want too gib him da nuggles! (Oar at leest ai wants to.)
yah, frum teh poynty-tufty eers. kant see teh tayls so gud, taht wuld telling us if iz a bobcat.
iz a lynx. they always have teh little feathers on teh ears and teh super huge paws in proporshun to teh body.
It’s a goos! Pfft!
Canajun oar uvverwyse?
Itza okapi!
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You kin take teh Lynx outta teh forest,
but you can’t keep im outta teh sinks.
Or somethin like dat.
Well ai haz sordid wynes, wite, pink adn red, sparkloly and nawt sparkloly, adn sawftee drinks furr dose who nawt liking teh alcolol. Furr noms ai haz cheez puffs adn cheez straws adn uvver sordid nibblols furr soking up teh wyne
* Frows commint up to tawp ov teh fred*
Yu catch taht Dave?
Awl fings get connected awn uh lynx lol
[grabz bit-o-yarn and strings freds togevvur]
*stitch stitch stitch*
O fanks NC furr teh missin lynx
*luks closer at NC*
mai, dat’s a grate hallolween coztyume yu got dere!!
funny ting abowt dat LOLz iz dat dere iz a sharps dizpozel unnder da sinkz! Kitteh bin shootin upz?
Very observant. Well done. I missed that entirely; I was so enthralled with teh kitteh in the sink.
Siddown, Karen!
O hai, fifi! How u is? I hasn’t seen u in quite a lot of whiles.
I can’t get ober teh HUGE paddypaws!
Wez gunna need bigger litter box ai finks.
Hope UR gonna scoop it!
Ai iz gonna need a bigger scooper then!
Mai, whut big feets u haz. Deh pointee ends must bee beeg tooo. I wil use deh dounstares sinks. kthx, bai.
Linxes in sinkes?
does anyone know how to go about owning one?
Please say you’re joking… lynxes are wild animals, and belong in the wild. They can be dangerous and unpredictable, no matter how much you try to “train” them, and should never be kept as pets or captive in a yard or cage.
Even lynx-domestic cat crossbreeds can be unpredictable, as they can inherit the predatory instincts of their lynx parent and will likely still be large enough to be dangerous.
If you want an exotic and wild-ish cat, you might be interested in a Savannah; F1 to F3 males can weigh as much as 30 pounds, and they have the same wild look to them that their serval ancestors do. A bonus is that they’re easily litterbox-trained, something that’s nearly impossible to do with true wild cats like lynxes and bobcats. Believe me, after a couple of months of cleaning up enormous poops and foul-smelling urine patches from your furniture and around your house you wouldn’t be so enamored of wild cats!
lolzies u dont eat steroids!
Iz a linxie! Hes is in a sinksie!
aha-ha!!! great picture!!!
Kittehs dont uze kompleat sentencez!
All n0rmulz, ure doin it rong
lol…dude has a bobcat in his sink. Risky business..
“I eated ur steroidz” is shorter.
what kind of cat is that?
Dat iz ah Bobcat.
Purty bobkitty he iz.
Lynx known as souped up bobkitty, slightly bigger and more tawny in fur color and different color pattern.
Great picture, why do lynx like to loung in sinks?