HEY!
HEY! that fish waz still good!
iz ok. i gotz an xtra wun heer.
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And iz hungreh!
Concatzulayshins, Lolecks! You winned teh Innernets today!!!
Haz a martooni.
Spanks, DCHDT!! I needz a good stiff drink!
Awl ded goldfesh must be seeded direcklee untwo meh.
Teh not-so-deaded ones, also.
Ai iz gunna eets dis wun, anyways.
Nebbur eet fish dat iz nawt frosch! Yu weel git the nawt frosch feesh flu! NFFF!
Can u say dat elebenty tiems wif a kwikness?
dat dat dat dat dat dat dat dat dat dat dat. Yesh ai kin!
**fayse-paw**
Liddle riddul when Ai wuz kittenlet:
Railroad crossing,
Look out for the cars,
Can you say that
Without any R’s?
:snerk: I memberz dat wun!!
An Ai tried tu find way tu say same meening butt wiffout r’s. No cud do.
Ai busted mah glasses’ frame dis mawning, ownly wun lense in frunt uv wun I. Teh odder I is squinched cloz.
Bleah!
fisshy is feelin flushed
*swirley*
*swirley*
*swirley*
*WHOOSH*
Buh-bye fisheh.
Dat guppy culd hav bin mai suppy.
Umm, mabeh sombuddy shud say a few werds.
[nudges PH] Ready?
“A few werds”
**Smylz wiffa konspeeracee at NC66** Ready.
A few werds.
**smylz innunsintlee**
Oooooh, I shud nawt has drinked sew mutch tekillya……
Das zacklee what I was finkin when I seed dis lol!
Uh oh- were u “on de lash” wif Tidmum?
Nawt me! Dere’s no way I cud keep up wif Tidmum!
O.O
I resemble dat remark!!..hic…hic…hic!!
O.O
How bizarre!
Cheeztime sez 4.4pm. mah clok sez 3.45am an mah laptop sez 2.46 am…
End of BST. We can has it
I ‘lashed’
…an now has hartburn to show fer it
Fishie is still marinatin.
Dat wulda been a gud appitizer!!
At yer cervche’?
Sushi
3km!
Gess wut I’m NAWT warin! Band-aids!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! *DUZ BIGGGG HAPPITAYLE DANSE FUR RED!!!!!*
Yay!!!!
Fankyoo, now I gots a kweshtun:
Wut are u doin awnlyne?
Turn awf teh lappytawp an go lub awn teh Chikkin Man!
Chikken man walked mii up and down mountains awl dai! Plus, teh properties feel lyke dey are hunnerts uf myles apart. I kan hardly walk. Maybii in a few minutes.
Psssst….. u has teh emayo.
COnga ratz to ewe bofe Lolecks and CBRus!
Conga ratz duz teh happidanz for ewe
Conga conga CONGA!
Conga conga CONGA!
Conga conga CONGA!
Conga conga CONGA!
Teh ratz conga in off the stage….. ….
Fankies! Das quite a nyce dans ur dewin thurr, catslave!
Wat a fyne dans. Shud awl of u lyks to joyn meh en a glass ob red wyne?
Oh, sure…*jumps into a glass ob red wyne wiff CbRU*!
oopsie daisie – if eye hadda known, eye wudda wayted fur ewe too.
Ohai, Griffyn!
My umbrelol has gotted teh werkowt latelee.
eetz steal raynen tehre?..we’ve hadda kuppla rilly pritty daiz…aifinkso…eet rayned hear muchlee fur along thyme, butt (!) eetz nice sum daiz now.
I wented to werk inna monsoon yesturday moarnin. Thot I wuz gonna need flippurz!
No rayne 2day but cold an windee.
I nawt lyk dis wevvers. I’m reddy to hed to sumware warm!
eetz rayned sew mush hear, taht teh yard iz steal mushee an, an, an, eye go squish, squish, squish win eye go feed teh goggeh.
Slides dwon teh wine slide into teh glass! Nawt haz a wadder slide…:)
Helloh! Well Come to teh red wyne! YUMMEE!
I’m turnin purpol…
Oh Hai, Cheezpeepz!!
I can haz a nowncesmint tu making….
I haz desided how tu dewing deh Dark adn Stormy Nite so ebbreewun gitz a chans tu play. I hadded mennee peepz offer Ideaz and I haz skrunchinged dem awl tugezzer and dis iz wut I fink wii will dueing.
Dere will b wun Dark adn Stormy Nite on Wenzdii deh 28th on deh 6am ICHC Lol;
Den wun on Halloween nite Saturday deh 31st on deh 12 pm (noon) ICHC Lol;
Den annuzzer wun on Guy Fawkez Day, Thurzday, Nov 5th on deh 12 am (midnight) ICHC Lol.
I will needing a vulunteer tu kik off deh Dark and Stormy Nitez on deh Thurzday, Nov 5th on deh 12 am (midnight) ICH Lol. It shud b sumwun hoo b reezunablee shur dat dey will b online at deh appropree~it time tu post deh starting commint. To volunteer, plz tu sending an emayo tu cweenmj @gmail.com (wifout deh spaic). I will sending u an emayo wif deh rulez tu post in deh kikoff comment.
Tyme kunvershunz chart:
6am ICHC=
… 9am Pacific
…10 am Mountain
…11 am Central
…12 pm Eastern
… 5 pm TTI
… 8 pm Sidney Next Day
12 pm (noon) ICHC =
…3 pm Pacific
… 4 pm Mountain
… 5 pm Central
… 6 pm Eastern
… 11 pm TTI
… 2 am Sidney (Next day)
12 am (midnight) ICHC =
… 3 am Pacific
… 4 am Mountain
… 5 am Central
… 6 am Eastern
… 11 am TTI
… 2 pm Sidney (next Day)
Plz tu note: Yrup changez off uv Daylite savingz time dis weekend, but we Merrykanz don’t change until Nov. 1th. Deze timez duz not taking dat intu akkownt. U will haz tu adaptify deh tymez akkordinglee.
And, az an added attrakshun, I will hosting a Halloween Party Saturday nite on deh 2 pm LOL. (Fur doze uf uz hoo haz no RL) So git ur kostuumz reddy!!!
Adn fur doze hoo not noing how tu play dis game, oar doze hoo furgottid…..
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Yu kin seeing deh original Dark adn Stormy Nite tu see how it played owt wif multiplol fredz branching off deh story.
**hed spinz rownd and rownd** Fanks yur mad–jistee! Ai will try berry hard to faw low teh rewls. **nods** Fank yu fur setting dis up! Yu iz trewlee teh cween ov awl Cheezland!
Yesh! Fankee few awl da hard werk in planin tha dark n stormy! We ‘preshate it!
O.O
Mah hed is spinnin rowndy rownd….
butt (!) I wheel try an bee heer for it… Iz mah neeces B’day on Hallolloween an I can has Yvi kitteh heer frum teh Jerman knee too
Iffen I nawt maek it, I can haz belayted vikariuss D an S N reedins
Kin u making teh wun neggst Winzday, deh 28rd? (6am ICHC)
Oar Nov 5th?? (12am ICHC)
I tried tu making dem awl at differnt tiymez on differnt daze so ebbree wun kud play. *haz a wurry dat sum peepz won’t hazzing deh funz*
whayle, I gotta show the night of tha party. Yes, a show with a band with the name of Boys like Girls…….on Halloween. I wonder if a latex body-suit can be obtained in my size and black in color?
Guies, I iz watchin teh storm chaysurs awn tee-vee, an dere iz NO WAY I cud doing dat!
Mee neevur. Butt ai been watchin teh ghost hunners, an I cud du dat! I luv veezatin teh berry old sema tarrys, an teh hizterical howziz.
Me tuu! Ded peeps ken be inchessin. An dey nawt su dancherus az libe unes. U see tings sumtimz, Parrothead?
O, nawt reelee, butt (!) i lib in teh middlol ov a sibyl war battlolfeeld, an we hab noises and stuffz a lawt. Mowz stlee we hab weerd fings lyke teh TV comes awn inna middlol ovva nite. U see tings, JAJEH?
Oyeah, an heerz sumfing inneresting, I visitid Pawlee’s Eye-land in Souf Caralina, an wend tu Alice Flagg’s grave, an did nawt see oar feel nuffin, but when I walked arown teh hole cemetary, dere wuzza gate an I went frew it, an it wuz the shoar uv teh river, an dere wuzza snake abowt tu bite my fut, butt teh snake jist slivvured awai az if tu sai, Yu mai stay. Gibbed me shillbumps unner mai fevvers. **nods**
Wat battlolfeeld u libs neer? Ai heer Getttysbird hazza lotta ghostee stuff awl deh tieme. Ai habnt been aybull to get der doh.
Glad snake taut u ok to be der! I wudnt laike gettin bit bai a bigolde snayke.
Plasticat an ai lieks watchin teh Ghost Hunters an stuffs bowt haunted howses an such – dat’s wai wii wented to Gettysburg fur bakashun dis summer, cuz he seed on teebee dat Gettysburg be bery haunted! an wants to go to Salem too
Dey awlwheeze gettin straynge purrticipants in deh reenackments! An unce to wommin wen to a basement parking garrage an saw a hole sibbil war hospital der. Dey gawt skarred an went away…I wudda wanted tu splore….deh gosts naut gonna hurt you…fur one ting, dey dedz, an fur anuder dey prolly awl skarred an adrenalined about whatz happinin to dem.
Eye like tha peeps in the red TIV more bettur.
red, when ya ride a motorcycle one is not a storm-chaser…….one is the storm-chased.
Ifn him fishez teh fishee owt, kitteh runz risk of havvin potty mouf.
[hands kitteh uh mint]
[Waits wif baited bref tew hear wut kitteh sez]
Purrhaps: “Dis tastes liek carp.”
Kittehs nawt haz enny rite to complayn abowt tayst of fuds.
Dey likliklik dere butts!
@@@ tastes like carp FTW! Ohai NC66!
*Takez wurm owtta NC66z mouf.
Heer, hazza mint!
Thank yew cween! From us AWL! *unclamps noze*
Dat bait bref iz NAAAZZZZZ-TEEE!!!!
My boiz an ai lissenin tu mussik tunight an dey wanna kno whai dey habs Barkarolls, but no Meowarolls. Awl ai cud tehlz dem iz wudbe a Kittehtastrophe! Anknee bedder ansers?
It had a slight bleach taste tho.
Paying homage to da porcelin throne?
..barfin in teh big whyte hellofone?
I’s tenk yu sood gu tu de fishy markt nd whle u dere, pic mi’s ups a swarde fishy. mi’s bin doine fincin. Nice job. He he he he.