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U mai proseed
Congaz Anni !!
Thx PB!
Repost.
Original says:
“xx pounds”
Cat responds:
“I’m not talking to you.”
Spi kitte taieks no chancis
Heez weighted lawn ennuff !!
enni-weighs, ime awf fur teh niet !!
G’nite pb – See u tomorro!
Skewz mii, I posting dis up heer so peepz will seeing it.
I can haz a nowncesmint tu making….
Wii will b habbing “Dark adn Stormy Nite” to onner ower deer Goosey, hoo passinged over deh brdge on Oct 1.
I haz desided how tu dewing deh ,b>Dark adn Stormy Nite so ebbreewun gitz a chans tu play. I hadded mennee peepz offer Ideaz and I haz skrunchinged dem awl tugezzer and dis iz wut I fink wii will dueing.
Dere will b wun Dark adn Stormy Nite on Wenzdii deh 28th on deh 6am ICHC Lol;
Den wun on Halloween nite Saturday deh 31st on deh 12 pm (noon) ICHC Lol;
Den annuzzer wun on Guy Fawkez Day, Thurzday, Nov 5th on deh 12 am (midnight) ICHC Lol.
I will needing a vulunteer tu kik off deh Dark and Stormy Nitez on deh Thurzday, Nov 5th on deh 12 am (midnight) ICH Lol. It shud b sumwun hoo b reezunablee shur dat dey will b online at deh appropree~it time tu post deh starting commint. To volunteer, plz tu sending an emayo tu cweenmj @gmail.com (wifout deh spaic). I will sending u an emayo wif deh rulez tu post in deh kikoff comment.
Tyme kunvershunz chart:
6am ICHC=
… 9am Pacific
…10 am Mountain
…11 am Central
…12 pm Eastern
… 5 pm TTI
… 8 pm Sidney Next Day
12 pm (noon) ICHC =
…3 pm Pacific
… 4 pm Mountain
… 5 pm Central
… 6 pm Eastern
… 11 pm TTI
… 2 am Sidney (Next day)
12 am (midnight) ICHC =
… 3 am Pacific
… 4 am Mountain
… 5 am Central
… 6 am Eastern
… 11 am TTI
… 2 pm Sidney (next Day)
Plz tu note: Yrup changez off uv Daylite savingz time dis weekend, but we Merrykanz don’t change until Nov. 1th. Deze timez duz not taking dat intu akkownt. U will haz tu adaptify deh tymez akkordinglee.
And, az an added attrakshun, I will hosting a Halloween Party Saturday nite on deh 2 pm LOL. (Fur doze uf uz hoo haz no RL) So git ur kostuumz reddy!!!
Adn fur doze hoo not noing how tu play dis game, oar doze hoo furgottid…..
The rules are simple:
The story begins ‘It was a dark and stormy night…’
Each person adds a paragraph or line, lolspeak is optional. Responding to your own post is a no-no but multiple posting is encouraged.
The story is limited to 50 entries. The last person to post must end the story.
It works best if you enter the paragraph number in your post so we can keep track of where we are.
Don’t forget to ‘refresh’ (F5). Try to keep lols and comments within the story to a minimum in order to preserve the flow.
And remember to use the ‘Reply’ feature so your post doesn’t get lost at the bottom of the page.
Yu kin seeing deh original Dark adn Stormy Nite tu see how it played owt wif multiplol fredz branching off deh story.
Aifink hims doin teh saem az me – cubberin up teh bit dat shoez haow mutch u way!
Heez hyden hiz balance, jussd lyk teh orto mated tell her macheenz !!
*Conga ratz race in and start wildly dans dans dansing*
*Mariachi band marches in playing trumpets and guitars*
*Biplanes zoom overhead towing long banners proclaiming:
HOORAH FOR ANNI AND PB
Ohai Q! Ai wuz juss goin 2 fynd sumfin els 2 do naow PB haz gon bai bai!
C U L8urr
Wull, Ai can’t stai heer chattin liek dis awl dai! Bai fur naow!
Secret ajint kitteh haz lisenz to snorgle.
Ajint dubble-lol-elebenty reporting.
Ajint dubble-lol-elebenty habs gayned sum wait during hims last misshin, aifinkso.
Wut?? Hao culd yu tel?? Ai had mai futz ovur teh reedowt.
Teh Mean Kitteh is up to noo shenannyguns:
Ohai, kafleen!
Kitteh lubz t3h sawfft,
skrunchee Munneez wiff CatzNip
awn dem, ifeenkso!
Kitteh feenkz himz habz
Munneez 4 T3h Ieez Creem Man.
Oanlee inz Tyelandz!
4enn Munneez needz
beez ekkchaynjjd 4 reel Munnez
so Kitteh habz Iees Creem!!!
Jack.
i finkso too!!
If you click on the top right square of the video, it takes you to Cory’s interactive video on their honeymoon to Thailand. It is breathtakingly beautiful. And what a nice guy. I love this guy’s videos.
little pointy ears and pinky toe pads: Squeeeeeee!!!
Dat’s nawt Sparta.
**hazza confuzzlold**
Dat’s troo. *skritches hed wiff hoofy* Now I hazza confuzzlold too.
Mebbeh The Mean Kitty has come to be a general title for all the videos.
Lissen, Donkey, ifn’ ur gonna skritch my hed, plz to scritch behine my ears, too? Kthxallittlelower
how is Uz? Recobering nicely aftah deh surjury?
munnee fer nuffin,
chiks fer
nomsfree!north scan, south scan, outsid scan, inner scan..whew! whatt tha next ?
Nomz!!! It awlwayz b tyme fur nomz!!!
Nawt to foargetting TEH CAT SKAN!
**Red comes in, wif an egg-sited**
Ohai, frenz! I iz bak frum Dr SkinCat an teh noos iz…..
I NAWT GOTTED CUT AWN!!!!!
I’m “kleer” foar anuthur 6 munfs.
**duz happitayle danse**
W00t!! w00t!!!!! Dat b grate!!!
*grabz redz pawz and joynz in deh happytayle dans
dansy dans dans!!!
Yay!
*grabs cweenmjz an redz pawz an joynz teh happytayle dansitydans tew*
w00t w00t yay!!
Yay!!! I’m so happy fer you! Is it too late to change mornings?
Dis LOL remynz me of a print dat I want so hard!
Clickee
Oh my! Doze r full ub awsum!! Now I wunts dem all, too!!!!
dat be wun cuulio print rite dere!
oh noez, Wait Watcher kitteh has gained a pound
her had one cheezburger too many.
*THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP* Ai nawt fat! Ai iz fluffee! *STOMPSTOMPSTOMP*
ai wants tew kno wai diz abominininible masheen iz rite owt inteh middle uv teh floor insted uv hiddin inteh klosit unner a pyle uv kloze, az it shud bee? *shudderz*
Agent LOL iz luking foar Agent 1 1/2 hoo iz trying 2 saev teh werld form ebil dooers hoo ar tring to steel teh cheezburgers uv teh werld!
Oh noe!
Wherz Perry?
Hmmm. legendary cat scan.