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Basement Cat knows your greatest fear
Picture by: Rachel Kendall Caption by: dunno source via Our LOL Builder
no clownin rown
Congrats, PB!
Thx Anni !! Sea yu suun, ime awf tu beddibyez !!
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ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz……..
nite nite!!!
sleep tite – donut let the beddibugs byte!
an iffen they do – use dynomite!!!
lol mythbusters
pik up yur shoo
and beet em blak & bloo!
Nice Haloween wich hat, Annipuss! I iz gonna dres as a Twix candybar. I has a weakness for ‘em! lolz!
Ai nawt skerd.
*sniff sniff sniff*
Helwo.
Doant luk nao…….
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Ai sed nawt tu luuk !!!!!
spekun awf dat:
*pees inna flannick*
datll leaf eh stayn…
nonononoes! Flannickz nawt stayn, they goin!
Ai din’t liek dat atawl. Pleh. Do nawt want.
sorree!
ai fink teh mazy game iz a widdle moar scarry den tis wun, but dis be teh clouse shcond
4 teh furst 20 sekkondz i wuz like “?????” den…!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!
We haven’t had a “come as you are”-party for a whyle, and seeing that I am wearing a flannick that just got peed in – that’s a gud thing!
:green:
Mebbeh we shud have a “come as sumfing straynj”-party instead?
I’ll start – I’m arriving the party munching dots – and wearing yellolololow
Oooooo…….
I kum az a wun-iid wun-horned flyin purple peeplol eeter
♫
Well I saw deh fing kumin owtta deh sky
It had wun long horn adn wun big i
I kummensed tu shakin’ adn I sed oo-wee
It luks like a purplol peepul eeter tu mii
It wuz a wun-iid wun-horned flyin purple peeplol eeter
Shur lukz gud tu mii.
♫
Ooo ooo ooo! I comaz Dust Clowd in NGC 281 ( u hazzing tew image-googlol it, ai still nawt gno-ing hao to mayke linkees…..)
Tehn ai maykes lyke a bacyoom kleener an pissadeerz (hatz orf tew Nennepuss…)
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Well, hii kame down tu erf adn hii lit inna tree
I sed Mr. Purplol Peeplol Eeter don’t eet mii
I herd him say in a voyse so gruff
I wunt eet yu kuz ur tu tuff
It wuz a wun-iid wun-horned flyin purple peeplol eeter
Shur lukz strange tu mii.
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I sed Mr. Purplol Peeplol Eeter wutz ur line?
Hii sed eetin purlol peeplol adn it shur iz fine
But dat’z not deh reezun dat I kame tu land
I wanna git a job inna rok’n roll band
Well, bless mai sole rok’n roll flyin purplol peeplol eeter
Pidjin-toed under-growed flyin purplol peeplol eeter
Wun-iid wun-horned flyin purple peeplol eeter
Wut a site tu see!!
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Well hii swung from deh tree and hii lit on deh grownd
Hii started tu rock reelly rokin arownd
It wuz a crazy ditty wif a swinging tune
Wop bop a lula wop bam boom
Wun-iid wun-horned flyin purple peeplol eeter
ooh, it shur lukz strainj tu mii!!
Well hii went on himz way and den wut du u noe
I saw him last nite onna TV show
Hii wuz a blowin it owt adn reelee nokkin em ded
Playin rok’n roll muzik frew deh horn in himz hed!!
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h ttp://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-VVbGnspgy_8/the_flying_purple_people_eater/
Mind deh gap!
LOL!
mah cween, dis is heelarious!
ohai huneycakerabbit! ai du nawt finkso taht wih has bin pro purr lee interrdoosed *extenndses teh floofy paw uv frendshep* … izz nais to meetchoo! *hedbonks*
oooh, i lieks that! I b cumming as teh teeny tiny Copper Pot wif teh looooooong feelers (kinda liek our Upfi). Lubs them. They sits in teh waturs and b berry still. Until sumwun cums too cloas -and then them is gone liek a spring. wooooosh off tehy swim! Please nawt to b nomming me!
ai wud lyk tu kom az a lytnengbugglol … tehy alwaes mayk peeplol tu has a happee – ai kan plae tag wiff teh loddlol kiddlolz, adn mayB sumbunneh wil finkso taht ai yam (whut ai yam) Tinklebellol adn goe clappityclappityclappity …*zoomes arownd wif a sparkloleng lyt … WEEEEEE*
dose klons bii eful!
do NOT want!
I work in teh Haunted Hauses tihs tyme of yeer, adn teh klown wun is teh scarriest wun of them all!
An plaiz awn it
Not teh…clown! oh, da horrrrors.
*hides unnurr teh cubburrs*
*peekz under cubberz*
*tikklolz DawnKey eerz*
Oh Hai!!!
*pops out wiffa POPDONK!*
It’s BREAKFAST time!!!
And…
it’s FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
*schmoos cweenie an all teh vissiturrs*
Duz dat meen ……..
WAFFLOLZ!!!!?????
You gets teh secundd wafflol ub teh day!!
LunaKitteh gotted teh not-secundd wun cuz she had a sickky.
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Wutt duzz u wuntts on ur wafflol??
It’s Friday! It’s Friday! It Fry, Fry, Fry, Fry, Friday!
*Donkee dantses arown teh kitchen wiff a spatchula anna chefs cap, doin teh hoofy dants*
No ebil clowns aloud.
oooo…… deesizhyunz, deesizhyunz…..
Strawberryz Ifinso,
no,
plz?
Blooberryz,
no,
Razzlolberryz,
no,
pecanz,
no,
Ebbreefing!!!!
Oh, we can has dat!!
)
*donkee tops it wiff a spoonfull ub lubs*
Fankeez, mai
deerdonkee fren!!U b in a berry gud mood tuday!! I iz glad tu seeing dat!!
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}
I iz!! I has a comeback ub happies!!!
You might say my happies are just….Divine.
My goodness……all dose late nite stories made ebbreebuddy eggshawsted!! Ebbreebuddy still beez asleep! Mebbeh dis wafflol and hashbrown an cocoa an coffees (an tea furr mah Whisskurrs, ub cors!) smell will wakey ebbrybuddy.
Ohai Kafleen! I dunnot finkso we’ve met, butt I has bin browsing teh old lols and ur commints maded me lol. I has a happy to meetcha in purrson!
*offurs fluffy paw of frendship*
Honeycakerabbit!! Wutt a wunnurrmuss name!!
*hoofy reaches out to shake*
**Trix teh wabbit and pulls wabbit in furr a hug**
Has a wafflol, wabbit!
{{{donkey}}}
I lub that sort of trix!
nao there b 2 peeps wif teh lawng eers! Butt u has teh hooves and I has nawt.
fanks foar teh wafflol! *nomnomnomn*
delishus!
here, has sum honeycake in return!
whut I was sayin…I was tryin to join teh cum-as-sumfing-stranj-party and WP no lets me…
Why dat brassin frassin wurdpress!!! *shakes hoof*
I will go hoof its butt juss as soon as breakyfast is obburr!!
njoi ur breakfast then! I has had mine sum ate hours ago and iz going home soon.
OH, my hoofs and whisskurrs!
I muss noaw go too teh wurrks and pix up mah MUNNEES!!!
woohooooo!!!!!
Cweenie, I leebs u in charj ub feedin teh crowd!!
Bye all!
*schmoos*
DAWN-key!!!
WABBIT!!!!
*pownces on that dawnkey and that wabbit wifakwikniss; groop hug*
gremlin! {{{gremlin}}} oh i gits teh hugs 2day!
gud! berryberry gud! I b missing teh hubbycat. stoopy LDR. Teh hugs b halping!!!
*Waivez tu deh DawnKey
Bai-bai!!!
Oh noe!!! Ai just mist teh Dawn Key!! *sigh*
But – ai see there ar still sum wafflols left!!
Ai hav taim fur just wun (wif blooberrees, pleez)
An then ai hav to go to town an feed mai bruther’s kittehs. He’z awn vacayshun!!
An – did ebreewun see THIS??? Nora, teh pea-yano playing cat – just wun “Cat ov teh Yeer!!!!”
h ttp://www.aspca.org/news/national/10-23-09.html
Ifinks I just misst teh dawnkey too. But teh wafflols ar nomalishus! Ohai, J4K. Did I telling yoo I am hassing a cheez-meet neggst weekweekweek?
I am flying to Floridy for a conferenz neggst week and will be meeting CrazyOldLady on Wed nite. Woot woot!
An ohai to ebreewun else. Wish ai cud stay fur teh hashbrowns an cocoa! Maybe tehre will bee sum left?? LOL!!! When ar there ENE hashbrowns left!!
BIG Woot wo00t to gremlin!!! HUG hur fur mee, pleez.
Gotta run! Sahlleh’s “huvering.” An growling!
Yay fur deh cheezeemeet!!!!
gib ee chudder hugz fur mii!!
*handz Gremlin and JCH4K eech moar wafflolz*
ai alsotu haff nawt metchu yet – *extendses floofy paw uv frendshep tu kafleen*
ofangyu foar teh lurvlolee brekfuss goodees – ebbreefing smelz SOE gud … *hellpz self tu a wafflol wif snozzberree sir up, sum hashybrownfingses, anna cuppa tee* … nomsipnomsipnomsip
*fetches nudder wafflol wif raspberries*
*omnomnomnomnom*
fankies, kafleen and cweenmj!
Iz off foar teh weekend! Iz going to Denmark, to be meeting wif sum frends old frum ohai skuul. And we will be making wafflols!
schmoos to u all!
{{kafleen}}
{{cweenmj}}
{{gremlin}}
{{Janet}}
{{cheezpeeps}}
mai crappy word order, let me show u it…
*shrinks them down, packs those traveling hugz in a smawl box* I promiss to giv these to CrazyOldLady! Ifinks they will fit as Carry-On.
adn hims nawt afwaid 2 uses et… as lawng as da clown nawt looks at heem.
Oh mah’ gawds! I has a scared!
Eeeeeek!! DO NAWT WANT!! *runs n hydes unner teh bed*
BD izz trayneng hizz nu minnyun … “happee smyleng klown” spozed tu distraktify yu wile BC duz himz eebil dooteez … but plawt duz nawt wurk, aifinkso … wai?, yu mai aks … bee kawz klown luks WAYMOAR eebiller adn WAYMOAR skarifying tehn BC …
Skayree Clown can habz
EEEEEBIL undurr himz shynee
wyte fayss andz smyle!
Pro~tekkturr Kitteh
will fytez eebil minyun ubz
nawtee Bayssment Cat!
Pro~tekkturr Kitteh
wilzz goez ‘Klibbun’z Kat’ awn clown
wiffz ‘Pew! Pew!’ punchezz!
Pro~tekkturr Kitteh
willz den bytez Liddill Hedd’z awf.
Nibbilz awnz him’z feetz!!!
Pro~tekkturr Kitteh
awlredee tookz cayr ubz t3h
eebil ‘Chukkee’ feeng!!!
Jack.
teh clown is gon noaw. teh protekktur kitteh killz him.
teh protekkturr kitteh popz his shynie fayce like a baloon.
…..
but tat be a sad fing…. protekkturr kehtti be a nice kind-harted kehtti…. he wood nebber popz somfwuns face…. eben a clown….
somfin iz wrung here… ai fink th basement cat haz been switcharooing ar protekkurr kehtti arund wif an IMPOPSTER!
Noooo! Ebil Kloun iz ebil!
Purrtekter Kitteh kin popz hims ebil shynee faze an gets teh meddel ub honner!
teh ebil clown iz ded an wuz very ebil!
OH NNIOOOO ITS KOMING
BD???? Spozed tu bih BC, uvkoars!! Cheez – kannawt typeetypee atz nynfirtee in teh moarneng, aiz in foar trubble teh rest uv teh dae, aifinkso …
*sitz at dessk mummbellyng atz recalsy … rekalls … stoopy fingurs*
AAAAARGH! OMCC! Nawt teh klownz!
Dis muss b Basement Cat’s revinge fer… well, whateverz. Basement Cat iz so eebil hee need nawt exkusez fer sendin in teh klownz.
Thatz whut I sed! NAWT TEH KLOWNS!!!! *hides face with paws*
Sumbuddy pleez tell meh when itz gon. *whimpers*
Him knows? Ai skeerd uf aloan? How him no?
oh noes… Bozo is a…. minyun???
Deh ebil minyunz kum in awl shapes and sizez!!
oar … minnyin iz a Bozo
… better dan wen boss iz a Bozo ….
Berry troo, dat!
I secund dat!
yupz – tiz troo – bin dere, hadz taht … adn NOE WANT, nopes, nowae, nebbernebbernebber agen, ebbur … Bozobawss iz teh PLEH!!
*grabs elderberry pie wif lots and lots of whipy creem*
*fros it high into teh air, aiming it at a face in teh clouds*
Good-bye, Mr. Soupy Sales! On behalf ov ebbery pie fight we haz ebber had here, we fanks you!
*Haz a stunned*
Soupy …. iz….. gone??
{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
here, hazza ‘nanner creem pie in memorium.
Caynt sleep, klownz’ll eet meh!
OMG it does know ma greatest fear! I hate clowns!
We’re watching you.
Noooooooooo, not the clown!!!!!!!!!
I hatz clownz!
Can you say…creepy?
Iz it meh oar duz teh klown toi luk lyk teh klown toi frum teh muuvee Poltergeist?
At leest is nawt Penneewyz teh Dansin Klown. Dey floooooot daon heer! Dey awlllll flooooot daooooon heeeeeeeeeeer! N wen u daon heer wif meh, yule flot too!
OMCC, Patrick!! Dat Pennywise teh Poopyhead wur teh scariest EBBUR an I was 25 wen I saw him teh furst time!!!!
I hated dat clown wit a passion.
Wut b skarreeurur iz dat ai can immy tayt Tim Curry’s voys az dat klown.
Is that a nipple on its head?
I’m not sure which is scarier!
outstanding!
Sorry ’bout dat. My lil sis ask me to post it
Plz join b4 she kills me (u doan have to if yu doan want to) lol
okay, kin sumwun kleer sumfing up heer fur me? Eggaklee wy am klowns supposed tu be skaree?
Ai nawt skeered uv klownz but Ai noe peeps dat am…Aifink tehy just funnee iz awl. Nawt skeery.
Government peeps, naow DEMS are SKAREEEEE!!!!! YIKES!
This is so brilliant. Best lol ever.
thats really weird too…i have an extreme phobia of clowns
I like my basement kitty!
HOW DID U KNOW?!!!!1!!!!?!!!???!!
NOOO I hates clowns
iewrgl
lol