I loves dis new buts warmer dey
I loves dis new buts warmer dey instaled.
y iz det kitteh hare in mah fud?
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reeli tiklols mi tayle feffurs
nd ime nawt budgie’n
aim az lite az a featha !!
Twin-beam tail lights
I hope u wren outta punz soon
Ar u gettin bird wiv tehm ??
dey is a littel hard to swallow
Tihs wud be Parrotdise, ifink !!
Sorry to be a grouse about it
Teh burds wer eagle-y waitin foar tihs !!
jes fur a lark
deyz robin yur heet adn liyt
Whuz been “pidjin” me spawt ??
it woz goin cheep!
Butt, ai fort it woz ill-eagle
Sum fort it wuz burd-brained. Jus teh oppositt !!
Ai woz so gull-abbul!
Izzit it mi tern ?
Eider yurs oar rodney’z
Haz Rodney cryed “Fowl”?
Ai fink he tuk a parrot-ceetamol adn went to ly down
Sew hiz jussd roostin? Nawt prostate (sic) an Dill?
I had to get ready for wurk
(but I’m ready to Flame-minglol again)
Thort yu had parrot-chuted owt!
Heez abowt tu fly. Goan tu kettrel teh urli bird trayn
I’m here owl reek folks.
Hooray, Mai PC haz waeked up agane!
Congrats, PB!
Thx Anni !! Ai fort yu had sum caeks burning..
Noe, Ai hazn’t startid baekin yet 2dai! Hab 4 caeks 2 maek, den Puddy_tat iz heer tomorro wiv hiz Puddy-mobile to collekt dem awl.
Tahts a gud job wel dun !!
* Hazz a vishen of a pooty shaipd veercool .. *
It’s a littul red Peugeot – kwite awld, but deezul, so wull go awn fur a whiel yet!
Fronsch cars tend tu du taht, ai beleev! Tehy feel berri difrent tu inglish carz, tahts fur shoar.
Furr shure! We haz a Reno wif neerly 300,000 km on teh clok!
.. nd twenty tu wun on teh odd-meter
BTW, yur avatar iz niec n brite. It littinz up teh paig !!
Iz a berri liddlol punkin ai had in teh gardin last yeer – nawt big enuf to eet si ai mayd a halloleen candel wif it!
i has not converted it to look like this
ht tp://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/50328970_8f048e2493.jpg
(close the gap between ht and tp)
I lubs it !! Teh wiskaz wud halp wiv parkin tuu !!
Nao THAT’z a puddy_tat vehiclol!! an teh lysense playte!! “1meow2″
o.O – lawts of skwawking heer tuday!!!
I’m just duckin in with tudays elebensis bouffay:
tee, cawfee, joosis, froots and this drop dead gorgeous Pear an frangipane tart , there’s a bowl of Burds custard neggst to it…
Enjoy – there’s more than enuff for awl!
Thx Nenne !!
Wi wer in a flap til yew brort teh noms !!
Ai seed teh foto nd cannut wait to peck at it awl!!
Ohai Nenne, fanks, dis tart will go immejitly into mai ressippe folda, after ai’v taken a slyce fur me!!
Nennepus – this luks amaizingly gud! And awnlee 507 calolriez per slice!!!
Mite be werth it, tho! Eben if wun were nawt raven-ish!
Shinez ware teh sun duzn’t
Ohai Anni !! Niec tu sea yu !!
Thx. Fur sum reezun mai PC wuz bein berry s…l….o….w!
If nawt teh PC, praps tuu menni ordaz fur cheeseburgaz at wunce?
* oar wuz it PB senddin beems ob slowniss =====>>>>> Anni’z PC *
Paraheats
berd herd?
Let’s get the flock outta here
Wots ur nest idea ??
I had an idear. but it was cukoo.
I had one but it wuz cukatoo
Tahts nawt whut weer rooster !!
I gotta eyrie feelin’
Flocking lights, man!
“You smell roast chicken too?”
dim-ly
Watts cookin’?
AMP-le fud fur awl
nothing like an Ohm cooked meal
Watt’z dat yu say?
Hee sed hiz stumik hertz
only hen I ait two many currants
Yu need to bild up a resistance to dryd froots
Tehy r raisen hiz helf nd power
O ai had fig-getted dat!
Tudaiz date iz wen teh fruit-cha beginz !!
dey iz warmin’ the family joules
Yor rite on teh ball, Rodney !!
erg!
Duz RD hab teh capacity tu cycle tu werk?
ba dee ba dee ba dee… dats all volts
Itz been a power-ful, butt(!) nawt heat-ed exchainj !!
Rite guise, ai’m switching off, see yu sune
schmoooz
Yoove gawt tu duck nd run?
Shmooz tu yooz !!
Ai woant bi an impedants tu taht !!
Ai’m shocked yu sed taht!
Mzi tung’s stunned after awl ov that!!
Yu sed taht wiv EMF-as-is !! * Ohai Janet !! *
Ohai Poussinboi!
An yoo still hav wun left in yoo!! Ai had to think a LOT befoar ai fouwnd sumthing taht wuzn’t uzed!
Sorree faw teh delayd ansa. Ime “current-ly” wotchin tele lait awn fried day/night. No wunda ai haz a tired !!
Yesh, itz a pun-ishin tarsk, butt(!) sumwun haz tu du itt !!
♪ai fannd..ai fannd….wha t ai lub!!!!!♪
I’v got newwz fo U…..
Oh !!! Du tel !!!
weir agog!
Ime orl eerz (nawt fizzickly)
We haz sum birds a bit liek deeze rownd heer – owerz aer ring-neck parakeets dat cum frum India an haz eggskaept frum an abiary an bred in teh wyld heer!
Ai gess tehy leev fur teh winta ?
Wi hab rainbow lorikeets almoast awl yeer rownd, nao. Tehy ar awl ober Melburn nowdaiz.
Noe, dey lib heer awl teh yeer – we thort teh sno lass wintur mite finish dem off, but dey aer still flokkin an skwawkin!
Itz a lubblee sownd, aifink.
Ai yoose to see tehm flie ober in teh monrink, awn mai wai twerk, wen Ai libbed neerby Annipuss
……jus ennjoi here&gone. ….. … …..humm …….. …. ….
yess.♪…… …… …. ….. …. …humm……. … ….. …. ……..
Lytfittinks full ob gwarno – Do Nawt Wont!!
Watt chu gwarno du bowt it tehn?
I can just imagine how much they poo inside the lamps x)
Berdies!! Extra win and awesome.
Parrothead!! Iz this ur fambly??
lol the pic is my new backround
WTF – these are not cats!