
the dog launcher far exceeded the kittehs’ expectations
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the dog launcher far exceeded the kittehs’ expectations
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Olivia77 via Advanced Lol Builder
Bye goggie!
Goggie go over teh rainbow!
Conga Rats Shoelaces on teh not second!
Ofankyu! Iz FriedeggDay, we kin start teh weakened? Pleez?
yesh, iz Saturday sumwher!
**breaks owt teh partee bag and takes from it teh bartender (wif kompleet bar) adn tv table full ov teh munchies adn teh MP3 DJ wif speekerz**
Finalee!
Just popping in wif sum goggie noos frum Free Kibble!
A littlol presnt fur parrothead.
Yes! The Dalmatian is the favorite Fire Station dog and is most often named Sparky. Thanks Firefighters! (and Bob)
Well fankeez JCH4K! I du lubz me sum goggie noos! An i lubs teh Free Kibble site!
Oar wur yu bringing me the firefighters?
**runs tu put awn lipstick**
*brningz in free hansum yung fyremins frum free kibble.*
Heer tehy ar! Ov corse, they com wif teh goggie noos!
*tippy toez in
*grabz fiyremenz bai handz and hedz owt deh door
Shhhh! k’mon guyz! letz go!!
hee-hee-heee!
whoosh!
“dis iz grownd kontroll to Major Goggie”…
Ooops. Sry.
Dyu fink him’ll ebber get doun agane?
Onlee if himz oarbit chanjez.
better getz da aminol catchie fingie dat GP awlwais needz!! Hoo haz it???
Aifkinso it fell in a whole oar sumfing.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s SuperDog!
up up and away? and away? still aways?
Iz him inna byootafull balloloon?
i tenk so!
Go! Dog, GO!!!
FTW!!! @@@@@! Du yu lyke my pardee hat?
I love that book!
Yes!
I dew! I dew liek dat pardee hat!
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G’bye!
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G’bye!
Dat wuz mai dotter’s faybrit buk. she would aks yu to reed Go Dog Go, by P.D. Eastman. I think she thinked that wuz teh titlol. She memorized teh hole ting.
Mai dotter lurvded it tew! Mai sun, nawt sew muchlee…
Mai dotterz besist frend (hoo izza boi) nawt lyked it sew mush, eeder. Wuz up wif dat?
@@@@ FTW!!!! Du yu lyke mai pardee hat?
oops.
And Yes, agin! :snert: Donut wurry, WP duz dat tu ebbreewun!! Dat b wai wii kawllz it Weird Pretzel!
Tu bad abowt dat whole inna sealing. We tell Mawm teh goggie did it.
Gud fink heem haz a hard hed!! Ifinkso hee beez fine cuz I kin heerz him barkbarkbarking up inna da attik!! Wait — wut dat udder sound????
Letz go! Ifink he founded sum nommable finks up der!!
Oar izzit teh attik monstur nomming teh goggie!?
Himz will be aftur us next!!
We kan distrakify him wif da old Halloween kostumes.
Iz dey inna da attik wif da goggie???
Dey be in teh storage closet, ifink. If dey r in teh attik we kan only hopez dat goggies are gud distrakshuns.
And be technically true. Just won’t reveal our part…
See hims eerz flappin??? He’s flyin!!!
wile yur up dere goggie kud yu nok doun dat beeg spydur soe we kan gits et?
No, no, dats teh Hallween decoramations!!
Oh Hai, Cheezpeepz!!
I can haz a nowncesmint tu making….
I haz desided how tu dewing deh Dark adn Stormy Nite so ebbreewun gitz a chans tu play. I hadded mennee peepz offer Ideaz and I haz skrunchinged dem awl tugezzer and dis iz wut I fink wii will dueing.
Dere will b wun Dark adn Stormy Nite on Wenzdii deh 28th on deh 6am ICHC Lol;
Den wun on Halloween nite Saturday deh 31st on deh 12 pm (noon) ICHC Lol;
Den annuzzer wun on Guy Fawkez Day, Thurzday, Nov 5th on deh 12 am (midnight) ICH Lol.
I will needing a vulunteer tu kik off deh Dark and Stormy Nitez on deh Thurzday, Nov 5th on deh 12 am (midnight) ICH Lol. It shud b sumwun hoo b reezunablee shur dat dey will b online at deh appropree~it time tu post deh starting commint. To volunteer, plz tu sending an emayo tu cweenmj @gmail.com (wifout deh spaic). I will sending u an emayo wif deh rulez tu post in deh kikoff comment.
Tyme kunvershunz chart:
6am ICHC=
… 9am Pacific
…10 am Mountain
…11 am Central
…12 pm Eastern
… 5 pm TTI
… 8 pm Sidney Next Day
12 pm (noon) ICHC =
…3 pm Pacific
… 4 pm Mountain
… 5 pm Central
… 6 pm Eastern
… 11 pm TTI
… 2 am Sidney (Next day)
12 am (midnight) ICHC =
… 3 am Pacific
… 4 am Mountain
… 5 am Central
… 6 am Eastern
… 11 am TTI
… 2 pm Sidney (next Day)
Plz tu note: Yrup changez off uv Daylite savingz time dis weekend, but we Merrykanz don’t change until Nov. 1th. Deze timez duz not taking dat intu akkownt. U will haz tu adaptify deh tymez akkordinglee.
And, az an added attrakshun, I will hosting a Halloween Party Saturday nite on deh 2 pm LOL. (Fur doze uf uz hoo haz no RL) So git ur kostuumz reddy!!!
Adn fur doze hoo not noing how tu play dis game, oar doze hoo furgottid…..
The rules are simple:
The story begins ‘It was a dark and stormy night…’
Each person adds a paragraph or line, lolspeak is optional.
Responding to your own post is a no-no but multiple posting is encouraged.
The story is limited to 50 entries. The last person to post must end the story.
It works best if you enter the paragraph number in your post so we can keep track of where we are.
Don’t forget to ‘refresh’ (F5). Try to keep lols and comments within the story to a minimum in order to preserve the flow.
And remember to use the ‘Reply’ feature so your post doesn’t get lost at the bottom of the page.
Yu kin seeing deh original Dark adn Stormy Nite tu see how it played owt wif multiplol fredz branching off deh story.
Now bak tu ur regular LOLz!
an ob corse, eben tho we will all folowing the roolz ***VERY KAREFULLY***, teh hole fing (or eech hole fing, sinse tehrs three ob them) will turn owt to be wun big gloriously hilarious mashup taht nebber ends!
:Snerk: oh yes, deh rooolz will b followed tu deh ledder… (oar tu deh nomber)
I finso, nun uv deh storylinez eber did reech a reel end. Dehy awl just egg zawstid demselfz after bowt 20 entreez….
♫♫ Haow much iz dat goggie in da seeleeng?♫♫
♫♫Da wun stikkin owtta da hoal?♫♫
@@@@@ x elebentee Aahz!
I iz habbin a mostlee happitayles dai todai. I iz werkin frum mi huas an wilez I had a dedline dat I amz fitin ta make I habs mii Lady Jane goggie sleepin unner mi chair and mii two kittehs snoozin onna da futon nexta mee. Dey iz awl rolled togeffer in wun beeg black an wite kitteh ball!!
Dey is da sleepy cuz dey wuz crashin an bashin awl ober da haus last nite an ifinkso dey still haz berry full temmehs from their jiginormous meel yestiddy. Dey nawt wnna eets nuffin yet todai
Poor Jazzy puppeh iz in heem crate — butt iffin I lets him owt no one sleepz oar werks!!
taht sownds lubly, goggie an kittehs sleeping nisely an happy, teh ovver goggie safely contayned. hope yoo makes yor dedline!
Ornjty kitteh: I towed u wud werk.
Strypee kitteh: Dat wuz grate! Get da nuvver goggie!
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Mmiss.tiki, Kimberlyk., an cheezizgood an evrewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed yummy fudjy caeks, choowy spicy carrit caeks wif fluffy kreemcheez frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms on tehm (yes! i liek yor party hat! burfday fairy reeded taht buk to her boiz manee manee manee manee manee manee times wen they wuz liddle
) an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, liddle toy plushie goggies taht luk liek teh wuns in Go Dog Go wif wind-up liddle cars to driving!, kandee, an speshul-edishun Go Dog Go culoring buks wif bokses ob elebenty-nine colurd crayns so yoo kan making it fansee!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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FANK YU burfday fairy! I nawt knowed teh burfday fairy had sum boiz! **writez down dis gnu klue**
Happee burfdai eberee burfdai peep! Choowy spicy carrit caeks wif fluffy kreemcheez frosting! Yum! **tellz self tu leeve sum fur odders** **ignoars self** Nom nom nom!! **windz up kar berry far, putz goggie in it, aimz car at neerest cheezfren’s fut** ZOoOoOoOoOoOoOM CRASH!! **buries hed in culuring buk** It wuzzunt me!
*Pikz car off uv fut*
*Windz it up agin adn lestz it go go go!!
Ai WUD hit teh cween’s fut.
Sorry yur madjistee. **offurs cween teh pardee hat dat luks lyke a crown** I du lyke yur pardee hat!
Not tu wurry!!
*preenz in frunt uv mee roar*
oooo. I du luk gud in dis don’t eye??
Fankeez PH!!
Ohhhh, yesh yesh, da burfday fairy has da boys.
Ai tink wun be da car mechanic fairy who finds out dat yur car can be fixeded fur only elbenty cents; and da odder is the handyman fairy who can repair anyting around da house, at no charge. dey be great guyz.
My kitchen fawcet skwirtz me in da face. I can borrow da handyman fairy?
Mai fawnet nawt be turned awn for days. Ai can has dish faerie?
I complain “I hab no shoes”..till I see a man who habs no feet.
MayB naow wih getz owur oan sho awn Ammynul Plannit – yups, ai kan sieez it naow – Amminul Syentestz Uv Teh Elebbenty-eth Sennchuree – awn tihs eppysodapop … wasch az Floofy adn Tygrr suksesfewelee lawnch a goggie tu teh moom adn bee yawned!!
Will the goggie reach the moon?
Kittehz watch wiff bated breaf
yul has to watsch neggst weekweekweekz eppysodapop tu fyndowt!!
*Takez wurmz owtta kittehz moufz*
Heer, haz a toona insted!
I can borry dis fing?
Ya see, I gots dis liszt…..
Ai fink it nawt been tested awn teh hoominz yet. U mai wunna wayt fur fleep tu bring aowt teh improbed modul.
I nawt care ware it lawnchez dem, so lawng az dey iz NAWT HEER!
Duz him haz any Franz??
heehee!
Clebburr Kittehz foundz
ekkselent yoos 4 grayt beeg
bag ubz Rubburr Bandz
Bag ubz Rubburr Bandz
wuz 4gawtted bye Kitteh’z
bizzee Prittee Wun
Grayt Beeg Rubburr Bandz
maykz soopburd Sheeng Slawt 2 lawnch
Dawggeh way upz Hye!!!
Jack.
Best. LOL. Of. The. Day.
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Yay my babies got on the front page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am soooo excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My lil Piper and Cheese
W00t!!! dat b grate!!!!
if u wanna git deh credit fur deh foto, u kin klick on deh 6th line under deh pixor wair it sez “Icorrect source or offensive” adn tell deh Cheeziz.
teh goggies musta nevr seen dat wun comin!